The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2015

@CastIrony ?????????? how is that normal or good for consumers?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CastIrony from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa it’s a novelty then, instead of actual popularity contest

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa I like when the bot doesn’t have permanent persistence..so when Heroku (or whatever) goes down, scores all reset

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa it’s a super old common thing though. then shit like this happens: https://t.co/F4tmieLbia

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@ashfurrow is it even nerds at that point though? nerds provide the tools but aren’t usually making the decisions

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@ashfurrow fav x 10000 because man too real everywhere

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@sammi77 yeah dunno if they save .swfs and I’m only on my phone for now so wouldn’t be able to tell anyway. I’ll let ya know if I find it

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sammi77 from Klostertor, Hamburg

@sammi77 the world is missing out on an ancient treasure :(

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@sammi77 HEY do you have a version of the Crumpler site online anywhere still?

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@Cyclocosm “smart money making…bike or whatever”

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@RandiBop wait do you follow @rblimey? or else whyyyYYYyy is it in your feed?! :f

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to RandiBop from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@Gary_BBGames ohh so only software difference? not like, 1/4 RAM or something?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gary_BBGames from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@Gary_BBGames I haven’t even looked. what’s under-spec?

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@Gernot hahah was about to comment on the Air also. amazing.

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@messycook “poop rocks” instead though right?

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@pr1001 *must*? no. but a very strong *should*. section 7.2.1: https://t.co/VBZ9HtuSgt

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@leeeham I’m yet to see LIAMS number plates, but I’ll be sure to not take a photo because I’m a nice guy at returning good favours

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what I thought was a flake of leftover croissant turned out to be plastic. it’s going to be a gooood week.

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@SaltineJustine it still confuses my brain v.much to be reading Playboy (at work, even)

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@Palleas 5) go back to cocoapods because you’re not a monster after all

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exclamation marks need an ellipsis equivalent!!!

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@dusker that..seems in contrast with what others have been saying?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dusker from Kreuzberg, Berlin

huh, just realised iOS 9.1 update has News.app for my device (set to Australia). neato.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

how to make sounds with your mouth in other languages (!?) https://t.co/EyUBOipn3f

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@efcliz tell him it’s international fisting day. because it isfistingday.comjJ

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to efcliz from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@cosmocatalano this is what separates you, as an expert, from the rest of us. I commend your commitment.

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@Supermighty IE and the whole entire internet is better off because of Firefox, Chrome, etc

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Supermighty from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@Supermighty sum’n has to light the fire of progress. it’s (of course) shitty, but nett positive imo

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@londonjustin @yyecats (but that’s harder, so people don’t/won’t)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@londonjustin @yyecats i.e. phoning the bank back via a number on their site before answering any questions, etc etc.

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@londonjustin @yyecats yeah. that’s more the “users are stupid” part. people should ALWAYS verify who they’re contacting

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@londonjustin @yyecats ~people are stupid~ and will still click on phishing emails that DO have links. we’re all doomed. nothing gained :(

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@londonjustin “no link in email” is a good way to prevent phishing. sucks for most cases, but important when it matters :f

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@Ghentleman @JacintaMoore I tried to find my girlfriend a video of Alf Stewart saying “carrying on like a pork chop”. failed. :(

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@cosmocatalano technical reasons? literally none. but social reasons, legacy implementations, etccccc

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@janklausa @SlackHQ yea. can it please be double-tilde, like GitHub does? https://t.co/ptmTrpxp7t

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@orta @steipete @klauslanza I bought the original trackpad on day one. gestures made things *so* much better. big fan.

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@orta @ashfurrow curious how self-management vs PMs vs “product” (across web/mobile) works together/against

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@orta @ashfurrow it just seems really seamless and fluid from the outside, yet not ~super focused~ (as Ash spent a day on another team) etc

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@ashfurrow have you folks ever written about how you coordinate projects/Get Shit Done™ at all? I’d love to pick yr brains some

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@katherinebailey still playin’ the Berlin game. dealin’ with menstruation on the daily. not kidding.

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@katherinebailey I actually stalked you a bit today because I was thinking “haven’t seen Katherine tweet in forever”. WEIRD.

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@jfpoole will you care????? are you most people??????????

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@jfpoole is Skylake better or worse than Broadwell? /cc @jfgoogle

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@id hehe, I’m all out of old machines I’m not using ;)

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@ekurutepe I carved a moustache into my face just for the occasion. it was terrible.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ekurutepe from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

okay if you’re Dutch, or have lived in NL, you’ll understand my pic.twitter.com/sslCzHZUgvZUgv

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@cosmocatalano took me a long time as a (metric-based) kid to get the reference in Sonic http://t.co/gxwpHh2hxI

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@jfpoole not normal at all, but also not unheard of :/ after 24h, it’s “well, fuck, now what?” time

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jfpoole from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@tweetbot ah, okay! ballpark ETA on that? (days/weeks?)

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@tweetbot any reason global show/hide key wouldn’t be working? it worked fine iTwitter.appspic.twitter.com/3W1b4whgEuEu

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

why am I getting so many push notifications about FIFA corruption news? is this case that much different from other corruption scandals?

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@ratkins yeah. it’s iterating over the /usr/local directory and applying something to each file. lots of files. something like that anyway.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@ratkins if you had homebrew installed, you keep waiting

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@dimsimkitty @jameshultgren @the_ether oh jesus this is refreshing. I thought I was the only one that didn’t like almond milk

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@klausa_qwpx with charts? or a table view? because table view++

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@klausa_qwpx it lets me do full screen without having to toggle screen rotation

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the latest @YouTube iOS app update changed it from a hamburger menu to material design. now things are even harder to find!

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@klausa_qwpx hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhIMAX I think you mena

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@Dr_Tabor Lion’s Gate is boring but sea wall around Stanley Park is nice. there’s a lookout in the park next to the bridge which is lovely

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@Dr_Tabor just drink the delicious tap water. constantly. it’s so nice

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@veganstraightedge "SORRY MY AVAILABILITY JUST DISAPPEARED GTG BYE"

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@whakkee fyi! it's German Unity Day tomorrow, so a public holiday. tonight is probably your best chance

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@SaltineJustine I relish the pause. HOW LONG CAN I PAUSE?

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