@irldexter phwoar. had 12 in Brighton. -2 in Berlin again now though :( 13 days!
@veganinbrighton @Emmelinecady it was okayyyyish
@irldexter was in England for the weekend!
this guy is way too happy about the airport security situation. I don’t trust himpic.twitter.com/Dv0ll87ToEoE
@gilfer @filmspotting sounds like a horse racing commentary list
@cameronspickert @orta @irace @simjp it’s related to the trackpad. Apple pulled a deprecated API. it’ll work with a USB mouse if you need
@cameronspickert @orta @irace @simjp Google pulled an Apple and duped the issue against a private one. no updates available :/
@silpeen "twitter of the beast was a video game" ??????
@silpeen is a shadow of a shadow a 1-D copy of everything that can influence its universe but takes up no space in it???????????????????????
whoa, a Shaun Micallef TISM cover on the last Mad as Hell? awesome. /cc @ratkins
@jfpoole I really like Windows Phone in so many ways. it deserves so much more attentino
@veganinbrighton ah! found it. :D!
@veganinbrighton what are the Nirwana Noir things? I was thinking of the Torino mousse things. find me a pic and I’ll find ‘em!
@veganinbrighton ahh, doesn’t matter at all. I can’t touch caffeine. but a good hot chocolate and smile are worth the trip@gandtlondonndon
@veganinbrighton I have to leave enough time to get to @gandtlondon too! :P
@veganstraightedge ah, I'm an idiot. I was thinking of Madeleine Bistro
@veganinbrighton SPEAKING OF PLANS. roughly: arrive Brighton lunchish Sat until lunchish Sun. that work?
@veganinbrighton better move the sofa then so I can wreck my back on the floor yeah?
@veganinbrighton @RandiBop geez randi
@veganinbrighton you got floor space for me btw? can trade snacks for shelter :)
@veganinbrighton I’ll see what they’ve got!
@veganinbrighton do you need/want anything from Berlin/Veganz/etc?
@veganstraightedge I heard Gravias Madre closed? or is that your point here? :P
@j_s_n_d scum.
there are _tons_ of iOS analytics providers, but what are people using for OS X?
@ekurutepe hey, just saw your name on https://t.co/HR4uFAaSkD - how are you liking Adjust?
@ratkins oh I guess I got that too.. but it was enough to spark the thought of what was up
@ratkins (but used 6.2 for cli build)
@ratkins "Validate" in Xcode gave me a solid "bruh this SDK isn't supported" message.. confused me at first because I was IN 6.1
@ratkins oh yeah, always validate before submitting. I used Xcode 6.2 for a build today :(
@ratkins it's fucking drawn out with the testflight/"processing" nonsense
@annemette SHORTEST WAIT EVER
@duckpoultry the magic school bus had a similar episode once
@denisekehoe1 a+ life abilities. pls to never stop being alive and whatnot* (*at least until I'm not. at that point yolo your life away)
@amieteacake (whatever "home" is, I don't exactly know)
@amieteacake I miss "home".
@amieteacake it's been 5+ years and there's a lot I miss. I don't know I'll ever be "settled", but I could feel more "home" elsewhere
@amieteacake huh cool! coming towards a crossroads myself - what prompted the change? guessing the kid+family+"settling" type of thing?
@amieteacake where ya headed next?
@zaftigvegan let's go torch their hippie shit
@orta "inch-rest" - straya
@terryhope @herestheveg whoaz that looks ace
I still keep forgetting Finder has tabs. they seem just as useless each I remember though, so that's probably why
@futurecat oh
@bunterberg @jovoto what kinda tech stack? got a link to an ad? I'll pass it on
@ashfurrow heh, I still use my TD card primarily
@samuelgoodwin ouch :/
@lrb1688 yuuuup. out of sight, out of mind mentality.
@earthxsucks implying you don't wear pants yeah?
@cacophonous_joy yar! used to work in Betahaus :)
@silpeen you're an idiot
@silpeen back to Ubuntu then?
@GeekAndDad think*
@geekanddad not suggesting this, but it made me thing of.. https://t.co/clVHnEF1jZ (nsfw!)
@simonraikallen there's a resurgence. welcome to tilde.club
@messycook when are you back on the island?
@nichodges I'll take one eh. mytwitterusername at gmail
@cacophonous_joy when it's not down, it's up. can't ask for more than that
@cacophonous_joy Berlin. remote enough? :)
@veganinbrighton ¯\_(ツ)_pic.twitter.com/wdxbPtZ963Z963
@PleaseRapAbout microcosm
@Palleas it's terrible soy milk though
@Palleas still triple the speed I get at home
@felixdv not sure if it's exactly what you're after, but decafsucks.com ? it's cafes, not beans/products though
@flickiter 5° here ;(
@PeachCoffin crisppes*
@gilfer Dear Gilfer,
Sort it out, would ya?
Love,
Josh
@veganinbrighton kk, tentative next weekend thing then. I have a feeling I have something on, but it's not in the calendar. will check!
@veganinbrighton flights aren't actually too bad this weekend or next weekend if you're up for it
@veganinbrighton on the plus side, there are $1200 (USD!) flights to Sydney at the moment
@veganinbrighton when you accidentally use the wrong cities in the search and it's a $1200 fare estimate. whoops.
@veganinbrighton ONE DAY
@veganinbrighton man I haven't had wagon wheels in all kinds of forever. apparently I gotta go to Infinity too :[
@PepperHeartsU maybe it’s German for “the junkiesâ€
@0xced the accepted answer on https://t.co/wT3gnDSRdl is what led me to it. still not ideal though :/
@0xced as gross as it is, I do the import in my .pch and it works fine
@veganchai @PandaWithCookie @herbivorecc ! awesome
@ijansch hey, cool!
@ratkins I do it myself p.often. works.
@ratkins would fave 100x over
@Whakkee yes.
@CocoaPimper congratulations :)
@petsound (still useless on the watch though. one thing at a time eh.)
@petsound thinking about a Sketch plugin to take care of it. that'd be fucking rad.
@petsound should be fast enough for most uses, accurate enough, and waaaay more flexible
@petsound I *really* want a build step that converts PDF/SVG to UIBezierPath at build time, and have wrappers for UIView/CAShapeLayer
@petsound yeah. and the Xcode-y solution of PDF assets is pretty bad to work with.
@petsound performance can be a bastard depending what you're doing. but it's the best thing I've found so far
@petsound eh :) CAShapeLayer + UIBezierPath are just fine
@petsound yup. how do you specify a different asset though? it's not like there's a different size class? will asset catalogs do it?
@bsneed The Home screen on Apple Watch is unique, yet familiar. Home Screen icons echo those of iOS, but without accompanying text. At such
@petsound I ship vector assets on iPhone so they can scale on device. this seems broken though.
@Gernot they'll be antiques some day. I'll frame 'em
@Gernot I just checked /Applications pic.twitter.com/SCJR7F0a5B
@Heather_R it's a dead platform for a reason
@Heather_R nothing on g+ is sarcasm
@nikkiloehr IT STILL DOES NOT MAKE SENSE
@danimal ahhh, excellent!
@danimal I know refactoring is good. but it's about knowing that I want to generate a not-yet-implemented method
@danimal it can do that?!
is there an Xcode plugin to generate a method based on a(n undefined) method call you wrote?
@ribeto I don't know, man. ask Japan!
@oh_pies ?????????
@oh_pies NO
@futurecat OH
@corideco and it’s still not available outside of North America, so coride is dead too. nice work!
@teen_archer heh, yeah. this is one of his most tame pieces I’ve ever seen. getting almost polite in his old age
@teen_archer can see where you’re coming from, but I’ve never been into him. tried, can’t do it. much the opposite. alas, opinions and such
@teen_archer poison is a bit polite for your tastes?
holy shit, the iOS Japanese keyboard has a huge emoticon library (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*pic.twitter.com/dtODK8BidKK8BidK
@RealNickHodge I hear NES games when I’m in there. picturing mario boopin’ some foes. medicine! SCIENCE!
@CastIrony open source seems to be it :/ "pay me?" "lol"
really good article from Steve Albini about the modern age's music industry: http://t.co/9h5eQsBuzU - so many parallels to software industry
@ratkins "GM beta" is still so fucked
@SaltineJustine what! my cat raids avo skins from the bin and cleans them out in the darkness of night
@ashfurrow "a few minutes" sounds catastrophic though
@nancycdhill the r is in the wrong spot. #peach #ramen
@dfplaughton well why is it `interface UIView : UITableView` then?
@geology_rocks "as high as 90%" http://t.co/LJAiZOJ7UG
@mrchrisliang adequate!
@gilfer that explains why you were so unphased
@gilfer that was the intended affect
@cabel oh look what's for sale now: sumally.com/p/1578064 (scroll down past the login nonsense)
@gilfer does it effect you that much?
@Heather_R yessss I remember seeing these at transmediale. so good
@samuelgoodwin yessss. when's the first race?
@joeworkman it discourages frequent updates :/
@mandyrosler hey! just saw your @CocoaLoveConf session :) great talk, and a message that deserves a lot more attention
@nancycdhill manner wafers
@acht point to point protocol
@efcliz AUS vs RSA one-dayer this morning. tragic.
@newrafael have you tried looking on The Internetâ„¢?
@nancycdhill according to the internet, this guy knows what's up: imgur.com/vQtUpah
@peralmq was hoping you wouldn't see that tweet. we were gonna have a fun week this week :P
@GeekAndDad yeah it's terrible. wish it had a more helpful progress dialog :/
@flickiter @ZuckerBaby I usually split my 2 days off so that 1 is hermit-mode. usually it's recovery-day because of pain :/
@flickiter @ZuckerBaby I got out of bed but spent 90% of the day napping on the couch. small victories :P
@GeekAndDad I had that a lot. leave it for an hour+ to resolve. for me, it copied all music over again and basically reset the whole sync
@paprikapapaya I'm so sorry :( sounds terrible
@paprikapapaya "whoops wrong place uh oh. oh wellllll"
@paprikapapaya should probs just come to Berlin instead. no snow!
my Nexus 4 is optimistic. battery at 25%, "6 minutes until full"
@teacuptempest Dec/Jan will probably be straya too. need sunlight. we will eat cupcakes.
@teacuptempest well I live in Berlin, so probably :)
@teacuptempest well yes
@PepperHeartsU I'm all about your dick
@samuelgoodwin non-road cyclists are usually way more welcoming though..or at least it's easier to find them. smaller communities etc
@samuelgoodwin do you mean racing/serious training? the ego/"boys club"/"lol that's not carbon" thing is gross. mostly a road thing though
@acht Atom and his Package still does my favourite Fugazi cover: https://t.co/fzoPAJAZHP
@larrylegend Homes looks great
@Emmelinecady was about to say I don't know what the fuck you meant but then I felt a twitch deep down in my core
@nancycdhill snakes and bloomin' onions, yup
@nancycdhill like a snake. rattlerattle
@nancycdhill quack.
@nancycdhill and you saw how graceful that was
@nancycdhill no you're not actually welcome here
@nancycdhill you should learn German
@flickiter @oh_pies hey if I maybe flew to Sydney mid-December would you want to eat food and stuff?
@Emmelinecady I can hear from here :/
@colincornaby one of the early previews seemed okay on my Nexus 4. still waiting for an official release. worried I’ll be waiting a while.
@PepperHeartsU I imagine a future where we're in a room for the rest of our lives <3 each with headphones listening to different podcasts
@jfpoole it's fine and functional, but it's not fun to use. there's no @SlackHQ in that space, but it does the job. kinda make sense?
@jfpoole we're using Zendesk at work. I haven't used anything else though, so no basis for comparison
@michaelneale let me know if you find something that DOES help :P
@jfpoole logcat more like logpugsarebetterbutwhateverilldealbecauseimjustastupidcat
@danimal COOL. :/
@danimal what the christ? because of TestFlight or sth?
Apple's getting over the iOS 8 hump I think. 4 days #iosreviewtime
@oh_pies THIS COULD BE US http://t.co/kB7jffnH6C
@oh_pies basically like a life-partner type of person really
@ekurutepe ahh, that'll be weirdly surreal. whirring past with virtually no sound?
@ekurutepe whoa! that's cool
@ekurutepe I'm waiting for an F1 race with fully electric vehicles :)
@ekurutepe a huge problem will be social too. just as people love their V8 engines (even if electric cars are faster)
@ekurutepe did a project on autonomous vehicles a decade ago. it's a no-brainer economically
@teacuptempest HEY actually I might be back in the country around the new year if you want to high five LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS just fyi
@teacuptempest I will stop tweeting now. good day, sir
@teacuptempest all of your daily nutritional needs!
@teacuptempest but penises instead of feet obv
@teacuptempest "6 feet, 100 grams"
@teacuptempest unless it's imperial grams? metrics are so weirdddddddd
@teacuptempest 100g doesn't seem like a lot
@acht whaaaat! fair bit jealous. I'm still waiting for summer to arrive though :P
@acht "6°. Feels like 5°." but there are blue skies, so I'm happy :) it should stay this way until April
@flickiter hugs
@songcarver easier when they're raw than after you cook them
@ratkins teh vegans are taking over onoes
@acht I still like "breast wart"
@heather_r listening to "Top 10 - Amiga Game Music Part 1/3 [ HD ]" https://t.co/iaXo0QnHFu