The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 2020

@songcarver @michaelneale @NSWHealth Germany’s apps (iOS and Android) + infra tooling is on GitHub fwiw: github.com/corona-warn-app

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@nzJayZee ahah, I bailed on one when they were in Amsterdam and harboured regret for years

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@nzJayZee they’re still playing shows, so maybe one day

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@earthxsucks but of tape or sticker over it, sorted. I’ll even make you a yaek sticker

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@oh_pies pretty sure no one can stop you calling yourself a lord in almost all circumstances anyway???

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@HanneyChris for the love of god can this be an unlockable (and/or the only) character? pic.twitter.com/QTHrgdYRvA

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@naomimaria oh you don’t know about sentient rice????

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@bex_is hahah, your poor body!! hope the anxy crying calms down :| channel some chamomile tea vibes

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@bex_is next time try triple shot hot choc for sugar rush timez

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@BrittA2211 honestly growing up in country towns left me with “hotel = local pub” and the motel was always wayyyy f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@BrittA2211 I honestly still have no idea the difference between a hotel and a motel tbh

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@jfpoole waiting for the day for paul graham to stop eating meat and the Disruption Games will commence

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motivation only available from 2040 feels v.appropriate for These Trying Times™ pic.twitter.com/oIXBTe5Ocf

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@deutschbitte yeah but, what if, and hear me out, Uber, but for, uhhhh fuck, stripping social safety nets. sorry, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Beryllium9 naturally, yeah. except in like, 4 paragraphs of text

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oh no, hacker news is discussing veganism and it’s going about as well as you’d expect

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the 8pm nap was both a bad idea and a terrible idea

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The Algorithm™️ made me an album of “Good Eats in Berlin” and about half of the album is donuts, which seems about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratqueencartel that’s where you’re wrong they all sucked

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@Emmelinecady the other day I made a grave mistake on “is that mashed potato? I haven’t had mashed potato in a whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is it's hotchox and nothing else weather honestly. mmmmaybe soup

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@bex_is did we ever go for hotchox? or just p.cakes?

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@bex_is I mean I’d take the 30° cranberry is getting this week too tho tbh, but this is ok too

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@nzJayZee ended up in a youtube rabbit hole and ended up at youtube.com/watch?v=_e_DqK…

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BBCNews Scotland first in the world to make period products free bbc.in/2UW7zdQ

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@a2 big same. it’s a very “I hope it’s still there after everything” feeling :< I don’t feel ok going, even for takeaway for now

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Soy (Vietnamese restaurant in Mitte) has the best “ok” buttons on their website pic.twitter.com/LcDiTrKoz1

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cost hot chocolate season has arrived here and I am making the absolute most of it

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@earthxsucks do they still do the dark choc and orange ones? because they were tops

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@earthxsucks I’m reading this as they already got the hot cross buns out, and I approve

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@Gary_BBGames mate if I had a buck for every “I heard Joe Rogan talking about…”

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@janklausa congrats, you’ve passed the “I’m not a lizard test”

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@earthxsucks any excuse to not wash up after cooking they ey

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@earthxsucks cast iron is overrated and I’ll die on that hill

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@deutschbitte I’ll prooobably be heading out toward Königs Wusterhausen tomorrow if you want some company for a stretch!

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@deutschbitte other than that, some other ~shortish loops I like:
- out+back toward Müggelheim, climb the Müggeltur… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte pretty much, yep! there’s a road crossing somewhere in there to get over to the canal. I don’t like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte yeah nice, my default short-on-time route is similar, but kinda mirrored to get this 20k loop. the re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte oh, didn’t see this reply, argh. good point about Kiefholzstr. south of Dammweg, I always forget abou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte try Kiefholzstraße instead of 96a (they’re parallel). it can take you fairly quietly (on-road bike pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte my lowtech lifehack is just wearing an extra pair of socks, only reaching for shoe covers if it’s dam… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ericaavey totally! if you ever stumble upon research or whatever, let me know

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@ericaavey do you know of/notice much correlation between that kind of thing and being able to orgasm from penetrat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ericaavey wonder if that’s a prostate orgasm, since that’s internal too. idk enough about internal bits to know, b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ericaavey I’m guessing only with specific activities? or is it more an intensity thing? or?

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@ericaavey is it like…consistent or predictable at all?

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@kim_n95 lol, I’m not holding my breath. it’s so good in theory, but the execution :/

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@kim_n95 I just…16gb :/ my mbp 7 years ago had 16gb

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@irace yeah, no idea. mood and lumens have had very little correlation for me - I just need “bright enough to fill… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@irace it’s not exactly the same but works really well for me, the IKEA FLOALT panels: ikea.com/de/de/p/floalt…

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@stephbelding weeeee, a friend recommended Schitt’s Creek so I plopped it on. a familiar face in season 2! always lovely to see :)

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@mil ok agreed, and I think that makes it official

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do people say FOI like “foy” or “eff-oh-eye”?

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@charlesv I’d play vitamin store smash bros if nintendo released it

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it took 3 days of @bookymargoof being in the same timezone for my sleeping habits to go from “absolute disaster” to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I just had to retype a keysmash several times after it came out too coherent. guess that’s the kind of day it’ll be then.

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tip66 Maybe all the money put aside to extend the war memorial should go to Afghanistan.

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ADF findings of a culture that “fused […] excellence with ego, entitlement and exceptionalism” sure as fuck dont fe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins @totherme I uhhh have only ever known rotating turntable microwaves :< christ I feel old

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@ratkins idk if it’s a real product yet but I was reading the other day that some microwaves can (theoretically?) v… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa lol, snapchat was for…something else entirely

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@janklausa yeah valid. I think I have an in between level where I don’t really care much about the photo to post to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa post the rest of the mess to stories, call it outtakes, so people know you’re ~real~

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@janklausa but why? like legit, is it because you want a permanent record? or hate portrait photos? or uhhh idk

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@janklausa what why, it’s the only good part of instagram anymore (which is an extremely low bar, after algo feed came in)

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@janklausa what else will you post to fleets tho

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@_writehanded_ (v.optimistic on the second part of that though)

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@_writehanded_ that’s my point m8. hot takes funnelled into a section I can easily ignore, and leaving better takes for main timeline

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@_writehanded_ tbh if it keeps hot takes out of the main timeline, I’m very ok with it

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@ratkins tbh I think it’s mostly due to AMD, but Apple sure isn’t helping

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@earthxsucks why vpn when you can just move to another country m8

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@earthxsucks it’s v.unfortunate there’s no way around it!! the industry wins again

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@Gwladruns do you think it’s William Bailey when he’s in trouble?

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@aelleaelle wowwww this is the most “I’m (probably) German and don’t know why spice is” post I’ve ever seen

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@sirocyl can’t help but think the spam is actually binary bytes of a bitmap, but they missed/messed up a control co… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins @myGovau the small mercy is that I don’t _need_ it right now, so it’s okay if it takes a few days

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@ratkins @myGovau jfc, not a single thing works. apparently I need to call the ATO pic.twitter.com/5FGLqpB6dx

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@ratkins @myGovau I bit the bullet to try to create a new account, and… ?‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/6kSYzz8xCr

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@ratkins @myGovau lol, I hadn’t tried to log in for a while. just tried now. wonderful. pic.twitter.com/MYABGAVXrP

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@ratkins a single tear rolls down my cheek, couldn’t be more proud

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I’m continually impressed how easy OpenCore has made running a Hackintosh, and it’s (somehow) been more stable than… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@carohermy I had to ask for a document called “how do I cat?” and had a very real moment of “oh no I am very respon… https://t.co/xzXURED85k

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@irldexter at least they’re hopefully moving fast!

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@michaelneale there’s no need to fight, the fruit mince pies folks just need to humbly admit that they’re wrong

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@sylmobile I’m almost impressed how many typos are in there

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@ratkins two years to get current-gen into smaller phone, and bigger phones streak ahead further? :P

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@ratkins the camera is my real holdover :( the mini with a good camera cluster sounds like a perfect setup argh

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everywourd vououdououing

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@_writehanded_ I, uh, this seems (significantly) bigger adventureoutdoors.us/index.html (also why do I care god this is all so stupid, why are guns)

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@_writehanded_ “world’s largest” is certainly a questionable claim

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@SPUNJ fuckin’ love me some of that good good The Economy™ shit

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it’s the evening and I only just realised it Friday the 13th!

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@EthicalVegnLife @FieldShelter mate speaking of, I had a Vego donut today!! 2020 is bad but at least there’s Vego

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TIL: the Eurythmics were formed in Wagga Wagga, of all places

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@debedee photo description: “fingers and a thumb”

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@grhmc I just went through the “how do I verify my git commits?” thing yesterday. “gpg huh,? guess I’m not verifying ever”

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I haven’t seen @bookymargoof in 55 days and today is the day and oh heck am I excited

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@Dr_Tabor who needs pickles when you can have a happies

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a person in front of me at the supermarket had a total of exactly €111,11, which made me smile

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I’d always assumed Peter Andre was Australian, but turns out he was born in the UK?? honestly feels like a weight has just been lifted

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@nzJayZee haha, a coupla of fluffy doonas and a hot chocolate is the best suggestion I can offer

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just got my first “are you not cold?” from a passerby. I guess it’s officially winter now

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@seanjgleeson something something I prefer sushi, california roll, über alles, etc

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@RealNickHodge @scottmorrison ahah, perfect. I’m blocked by Turnbull for fuck-knows-why reason

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@RealNickHodge the poor bastard with the @scottmorrison username must cop so much shit

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@ratqueencartel yeah but like, my doctor said it’s okay?? and like, I have a condition?????? lols

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@nzJayZee welp, managed my way thru both HyperNormalisation and Bitter Lake last night. nice and positive and uplifting, naturally

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@ratkins I think the latter is where scenes are described/narrated, not just the dialog?

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@nzJayZee it got a bit meandering without the constraints of a broadcast time slot imo. I rewatch it every year or two though :f

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@earthxsucks hope whatever it is turns out ok tho. bodies are hell! fun!!!

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@earthxsucks that sounds fun! I hope you’re having fun! fun!

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@Gwladruns guessing that’s not the same as nek minnit hey?

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@christian_beer 14.2 seems to have made it even worse for me now too :/

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@Dr_Tabor deep down inside we’re all vegan influencers in one way or another

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@ratkins I’m giving tickets away free! processing fees + shipping are *very* steep though etc etc

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@sidramatik my sleepy first look at this photo got me trying to work out how legs look like that. “ohhh it’s dogs”… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Bringo seems about on time, after a bunch of people went out after the “lockdown starts next Monday”. restaurants… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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it’s 2020 and we get headlines like “Denmark announces cull of 15 million mink over Covid mutation fears” because p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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finally, an online vegan shop for influencers only: “•We cannot accept applications from influencers with a followi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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michellegrattan Federal parliament just weakened political donations laws while you weren't watching theconversation.com/federal-parlia… via @ConversationEDU

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@ratkins can’t have missed it by much. seems like it went Sega-only by the time I was probably paying attention: retrogamingaus.com/wiki/index.php…

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@jfpoole it’s like a week-late-reply, but, today I was thinking about the “mentally I’m here <photo>” meme, but ins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte hello hi, sort-of-small-world-story: I was poking thru youtube at old HWM videos (… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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loosely related to Shadow of the Beast, but there’s an Amiga print magazine starting up. cheap trip down nostalgia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@EthicalVegnLife I’m…guessing you don’t say “tracky dacks” either???

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@EthicalVegnLife haha, this is good to know! from a quick internets google, seems like joggers=sneakers is mostly a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@EthicalVegnLife wwwait, is “joggers” a common word for pants there? I’ve always known it as a synonym for “runners” (as in: shoes)

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@GeekAndDad yes, occasionally: I use it to make phone calls back home. I’m sure there are other voip services these… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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30-odd years on, and Shadow of the Beast is still probably one of the creepiest/scariest games ever

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@ratqueencartel these ones: https://t.co/eWEc7995tj they also do variations with macadamia, hazelnut, and I think a… https://t.co/IvRn6v0M0b

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@ratqueencartel there’s some in nl that give them a solid run for their money, I’ll hook you up next time you’re there

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hard to believe, with all we know in 2020, that horse racing continues as a celebrated form of entertainment

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@londonjustin in other words: the whole landscape needs a shift to the left, lest it remain/
drift further right?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@naomimaria toilet paper all sold out, like Aldis here?

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@getsconed that’s bloody gorgeous! hope you can sit and admire it some amongst the move

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@bl00dymarie I went for a walk today and had a “oh shit I forgot my scarf, ah screw it” after I locked my door, but… https://t.co/kWwgyPe5Ve

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@Gary_BBGames nice! M+S seems to be doing decent things of late

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@debedee thatcher thatcher jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher

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happy world vegan day, friends

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