@veganinbrighton aw yiss. to be fair, I did see them on Friday ;) and they're starting a Euro tour this week. did HWM play groetzrock?
COMPUTER_KID I GOT SOME GOON FUCKE,S KNOCKING AT MY DOOR LOOKING REAL CAREMAD WITH THEIR BADGES B/C MY LIL TYKE"S NAME IS "PISSMOP". 1ST AmENDMENT, NOOBS
@busbyjon my email is josh at [mytwitterusername] dot com
@busbyjon I have a fairly diverse web dev background: ruby, java, php, js. also learning c++ at the moment (for visualisations with cinder)
@busbyjon just for work, yeah. I'm based in the Netherlands, but I'm not Dutch. my life fits in a backpack, so I tend to roam when I can :)
@busbyjon any/all of the above. freelance iOS dev, ideally something interesting :)
@futurecat merci!
currently on the lookout for iOS projects. know of any? get in touch :)
@YammerSupport sure did! I received an email to a non-gmail domain, so I'm not sure. have emailed the company to see if account is inactive
@Yammer I'm not receiving a 'forgotten password' email to my gmail. any known problems?
@veganinbrighton did you happen to catch make do and mend? I'd have loved to have made it for them ;[
@your_algebra it's full of Scienceâ„¢
CookSuck but miss garden salad ft/ heirloom fucking everything, i mean, case by case, but plz, feel free to use my mouth as your personal sex toilet
CookSuck imagine passionately running your toungue over the inner thighs of mrs tuna salad? aint fucking happening let me tell you
@paprikapapaya jeebus, you go all out. mine's based around grated tempeh to form the mince. sounds horrible, but I have it down to an art :)
@paprikapapaya nommmm, I love lasagne x100000
@your_algebra "hayyy whatcha thinkin'?"
@Emmelinecady that's usually a pretty good idea. I lack the chocolate at the moment though ;[
@declandebarra just wait 'til you buy a Warrant record
@Emmelinecady obviously. so does dinner. but now I want dessert.
Berlin, what the hell is this? pic.twitter.com/87rPNPp4
guy gets on train with accordion, starts playing. half the carriage clapping along and smiling wide. so, so good!
cheap flights to Poo! http://t.co/3Q4tY0JY #maturityiswhat
@Emmelinecady naps did the job fyi
headacheville. must mean it's time for a nap.
@pickledtreats yessss. I managed to just stumble on bio-eis when I was wandering around the other night. #bestdiscoveryever
@popegabrielle but you love boring shit
@popegabrielle what is there about pizza to not like? #srsquestion
the festival last night was sponsored by Monster (energy drink), parent company is Coca Cola. Refused have a song about this.. #irony
@popegabrielle I did have pizza. 79% sure you'd be hating it :(
@popegabrielle :(
@johannacherry dress! #noidea
@your_algebra you're right. Ireland is living proof of this.
@your_algebra there's always potato.. :)
aaaand I just stumbled on a super lovely chocolate store in Berlin. this city wins.
awesome, just crossed paths with a guy in a Fonterra/Fonterror shirt. they're even ruining Germany now?
@flickiter eventually you'll need to pee anyway, so maybe wait until then. unless you dehydrate, then get up to drink water. perfect.
@flickiter I can't think of a time where potatoes didn't help #potatoes4prez
@paprikapapaya MAKE. IT. HAPPEN. I'd take it over Radiohead annnny day of the week :D
@paprikapapaya "Jul 22/23 Sound Academy, Toronto". make. it. happen.
chairs have feelings too, man
some woman just cracked it at a chair because she crashed into it on her bike
@paprikapapaya do everything you can to see that show. holy fuck. everything.
holy fuck, refused were amazing. I'm a wreck. such a solid show, never thought I'd get that chance
@katherinebailey positive judgment though, right?
@katherinebailey I judge you because you're Irish #snark
@paprikapapaya I have half a feeling they're in Canada later in the year.. you should check it out
@paprikapapaya yip. I hate festivals though (only the..third? I've ever been to) but it's the only way I'll get to see refused this lifetime
an hour 'til hot water music, four until refused. just a regular Friday night, npnp
@paprikapapaya dayum. I've fucked that because I'll enter/space and tab instead of clicking. life is harrrrd :(
@paprikapapaya buh :( I have a habit of select all/copy before quitting apps in case of that. and a twitch cmd-s all the time #goodhabits
anti-flag are on stage at the moment. I haven't listened to their records in a decade, and only recognised 2 songs #getoffmylawn
@makedoandmendyo you guys killed it today. so much heart. thank you so much for coming out
@stuarkt did lol. well played.
@stuarkt code name: nugget
@stuarkt hug.
code name: sock fluff
a busker is playing careless whisper on a clarinet #blasphemy
@lazymanc to be fair, they don't have installers - you just copy the app over ;)
@lazymanc well, that's the idea of the app store. not everyone's there yet though..
@lazymanc what do you need a package manager for? (I mean, there's the app store and there's homebrew which covers most needs)
@Emmelinecady hahahahah. and how to translate that into real life conversation
@teacuptempest nooo, it's naps time
@getsconed @emmelinecady "stupid vegans 101: an autobiography..x2"
@getsconed @emmelinecady give us a topic and a timeslot, we'll take care of the magic
@getsconed also, give me and @Emmelinecady a way to shout at people at vvc #tangent
@getsconed I'm going to try some Germanian cheese over the weekend. it has a name that no one can even pronounce. apparently it's good?
@getsconed EXPLAIN.
@getsconed I have no allegiance. I've already moved on to @notzarella #cheesewhore
@pinkemma practicing your German? because I don't think you'd be mean to me :P
@pinkemma I saw you write about it on your blog :) sounds like a totally borrrring ride. cough :)
@pinkemma you clazy! I feel unsafe enough on the street without at least toeclips. I've been riding with my road shoes recently though, haha
@pinkemma street? or downhill?
@pinkemma you don't ride clipless?
@Emmelinecady big brobot. and I just walked past a burrahtah place called no habla espanole, lols pic.twitter.com/LuPj7eqL
@jeff_lamarche on my vacation I learned that glass indeed does shatter after being dropped enough times. new screen :(
@Meggs428 to each their own :P
@getsconed explain yourself.
@ijansch weird. were you billed for it?
currently at the @dataanatomy installation. cool stuff. pic.twitter.com/GL1Oe0Os
@ijansch did you get an email explicitly saying that? 'cos it took a long while for my activation email..
@veganinbrighton I'm super psyched for monsterbash. pretty similar lineup that I'd be seeing. so so so stoked
@makedoandmendyo fact: the french word for "chopstick" is baguette
@WestCoastyMo you'll get used to it soon :)
catholic approved graffiti pic.twitter.com/gmmaqeAD
@Emmelinecady blargh
RT @getsconed: Who is selling the Daiya wedges in Portland? (I can't believe I just said that)
aw yiss, there goes the first krankenwagen of the trip
@WestCoastyMo @popegabrielle you both suck.
@popegabrielle you.. you.. cunt? maybe you need to lie down :( #worried
@popegabrielle whoa, you're not hating something. are you okay?
@WestCoastyMo oh yeah? I am kind of jealous. what'd it have?
@WestCoastyMo good idea :D
@WestCoastyMo any time! and not often. sometimes (once every few months) it has a brain fart. but usually it is fine :)
aaaaannd #wwdc has officially sold out for another year!
@WestCoastyMo ahh, sometimes it gets it wrong but mostly I find it pretty accurate :)
@WestCoastyMo yeah. I'm doing that right now :) and the spelling correction is good, too. it learns your mistakes :)
@WestCoastyMo sure can! only on wifi though, not over 3G
@WestCoastyMo eventually, no doubt
@WestCoastyMo yep. 4 is still a lovely phone :)
@WestCoastyMo yessss do it!
dear Apple, you're breaking my balls. love, notjosh
@Schadenfrieda @mattheworbit well that's too far. that's a waste of perfectly good chocolate any time you do that!
@mattheworbit @Schadenfrieda them's sound like fighting words!
@Schadenfrieda @mattheworbit I tried explaining bikkies vs cookies to someone yesterday. straaaaight over their heads. #languagebarrier
@taragee if you ever find yourself wanting, it's yours.. I have enough of these around
got my replacement iPod nano today! :D thank you @taragee :D!
@ellamorton synonym: to come a gutsa
@johannacherry baha :D I need to remember these lines
@cfsmtbation yip. at the moment, it's Fuji vs Surly. guessing Vivente is going to be a pain to track down in Europe though :)
@cfsmtbation yipyip. I had an Allegro, which served me well. though now I need something with fork brazeons. seeking all opinions
@cfsmtbation unrelated to anything: do you have much of an opinion on different touring bikes?
@creativeapps well that's more than just a little bit awesome
@teacuptempest makes you wonder why a house would want to fuck anything ever, really
something is wrong. I don't feel like making hot chocolate.
@stuarkt it's a-me. and uncle mum.
@slobirdrop Amsterdam = everything is shut. everything.
@slobirdrop HAVE NONE ;[ unforts
@Emmelinecady hehe. goat.
@VeganCyclist it does well :) I wear it with pride around these Dutch flatlands.. praying for a hill to appear mystically in front of me
@VeganCyclist I couldn't really move for a solid ten minutes, haha. I ended up awkwardly upside down on my couch. feels so relaxed now
worst leg cramp paradox. straight = cramping quad, bent leg = cramped hamstring. halp!
@iamantigirl hello. how are you?
that's definitely one way to win a race. #lbl
@your_algebra haha well, you know I'll give you a hand if you need gaps filled in. but I think your plan is better
@your_algebra refuse the Python assignment, because Python is terrible #spacespacespacespaceseriously
@your_algebra seriously no idea. best to ignore everything from me. you know this by now
@MissMMars hola! I stumbled upon Tegan the Vegan - do you have any digital distro options? I'm curious to check it out :)
@paprikapapaya naplyfe fyi
@fdotsanchez u b trippin
@fdotsanchez still rollin' from yesterday
@fdotsanchez it's April 21, put the hash pipe away m8
@bex_is c'mon bro, you could at least try and understand it
@bex_is so I herd ur not gonna sit in silence
@bex_is turn the pressure cooker down!
I just rode past what can only be described as critical mass for scooters. strange.
@fdotsanchez moderate AVG
@fdotsanchez 4 20 nevr 4get
@Me_So_Far do you have any rough ETA of the cancer event? or does that depend more on numbers than anything? (I've registered to speak..)
@fdotsanchez lets blaze up bowl m8
@fdotsanchez hi do u soek weed
@fdotsanchez you be hatin'? srsq
"jTribe […] said his organisation had provided PTV with a bug-free product when it handed the app over in December#realitycheckck
@popegabrielle @zaftigvegan I'm pre-gaming in the kitchen with speculoos and melted chocolate. SOON there shall be Real Foodâ„¢
@popegabrielle @zaftigvegan you can come on adventures with me for lunch time! :D!
@skoop I'm currently logged into ICQ ;)
@flickiter YES
tomgreenlive I will now ruin milk for you. Milk is pus and blood. Google it.
@ianiv you've got my vote!
@ianiv now you're thinking with portals!
@ianiv saves you dragging them from the crawl space though.. :)
@ianiv just store them outside in the yard or something..
@stuarkt pretty much. I didn't read the author, but almost guaranteed
an article on boingboing about cancer shows a photo of a drip, and immediately my gut churns. those were the days. #blargh
@sylmobile OH YOU KNOW. you know. I know you know.
@tothewestside I would gladly. it's one of the things I seem to excel at! :D! #nomventures
holy fuck, risotto of awesome
@creativeapps ahhh, I loved the day I got to play with one. jealous that you have one!
jeebus, Rodriquez. huge.
let's go, @ryder_hesjedal! #FlechWallonne
@Meggs428 bro-th
@Meggs428 addicted? or just brocrastinating? :D!
@moodfornoodles he's just looking out for you ;[ also, folate can supposedly mask b12 deficiency with the wrong test /cc @mattheworbit
@vryheid87 I had the ice cream first :)
@paprikapapaya we're both winners!
@paprikapapaya NO! :(
@paprikapapaya no :(
@ellamorton it's possible, of course. download PDF/.doc backups from time to time?
@tothewestside working on it #always
I had to google to figure out what the rest of the world calls slippery dips #crikey
@tothewestside nothing. buttlove.
@tothewestside nothing. but. love.
ellamorton Australian phrase of the day: slippery dip. Guess what it means.
@nzJayZee @tothewestside you can all get fucked
@tothewestside you should. #seriously /cc @nzJayZee
@tothewestside I know you better than that
@tothewestside you gotta own it. I've never been kicked out, except one time when I was already on my way out
@tothewestside try no shoes. it works wonders. #asfklsjlgjdflwjaeoijvcxnke
@tothewestside nothin' but love, cunt
@paprikapapaya rad, yo' head! #radioheadidonteven
@tothewestside and the worst dreadlocks ever
@emilydurrant at least you can have coconut bliss ;[ #nom
@emilydurrant aha! I'd be melting chocolate to make sauce :D #howiroll
@vryheid87 WHICH FIRST?
hot chocolate? or ice cream? (or, if both, then which first?) #decisions
@ACuddleFish fair enough :) fyi, I'm a former division president. been a couple of years since I was involved now though
@ACuddleFish ah yip, definitely. do you know if Michelle is the manager still? I meant to drop in when I was back.