@Ghentleman still not as good as Goat Simulator
@Gernot @brentriddell @NetflixDE @Unblock_Us back to Usenet for a while then? (when paying for piracy is easier than paying for Netflix… :/)
@brentriddell @NetflixDE @Unblock_Us been waiting for the dust to settle on all of this before working out my workaround :(
@dwiskus probably my favourite shirt: https://t.co/9pdGzV3kiG
@messycook never once since this: https://t.co/hRsCSJrm3U
@brentriddell where the hell are you finding decent avo in town?
@janklausa @justMaku I miiiight be on amazon.de rn looking at Nerf guns. can’t w8 2 have u back <333333 winky emoji ;)
@silpeen how did you pay
@silpeen how much was it
@melbuw flip enterprises llc
@justMaku :( ~coredata hugz~
@dusker at my computer! @Cocoanetics made https://t.co/sUmK1hdSLE a while back, @crowdin supports XLIFF: https://t.co/xnQNaQzCRi
@dusker aren't there a few apps/products out there that do that? not at my computer and forget names but I recall someeeething
@SVPofThings GET IT TO-WEATHER
@SVPofThings I WILL EAT COCONUT CHIPS AND PROTEST
@SVPofThings I just… make it stop
@steipete yeah. I guess this is the part where I need to step up and release it, eh.
@steipete our setup only needs a small UIView wrapper. the SVG->UIBezierPath codegen happens at build time, so it’s fairly painless to add
@steipete do you mean the animation specifically? or vectors+CAShapeLayer in general? (would love to learn/read more about the former)
@steipete how far does CAShapeLayer get with morphing? we’re using it (+SVG codegen) for static image(-ish) assets and it’s been good
@leeeham then you’ll have time to watch every video tape
@leeeham BUY ALL THE MILK SO YOU CAN LIVE A “LONG LIFEâ€
@janklausa 👠thank 👠you ðŸ‘
aw, happy 9th birthday to my Twitter account!
@janklausa I do appreciate they mention wombats having square poo
@clue so my cat is in love with coconut chips
@janklausa 👠oh ðŸ‘
@janklausa I can't even find the emoji keyboard on Android to give a smart arse reply
@johannacherry big dumb hugs. you're excellent, promise.
the Nexus 6P I got came with two different USB cables (1m USB-C to USB-C, lol. and 20cm (!) USB-A to USB-C, lol.) and zero headphones
@skwashd then what’s this fourth one?!
@notjosh I guess I should be happy that I have an Android device that gets updates at all, right?
I got a Nexus 6P today. the out-of-the-box device is on its third “there’s an update available!†install/reboot loop so far
@dimsimkitty good or bad?
@nandoodles @number26 (that said, I *did* have to go to a post office. Real Bankâ„¢ was still easier to set up)
@nandoodles @number26 oh I know, I did it best part of a year ago :P
@nandoodles @number26 hehe “an actual bank†implies n26 is…? :)
@SaraMG yes is the ~duh obviously~ answer. if you come to Europe though, do it via a blue card visa. such a good visa, so flexible
@Gary_BBGames create. separate. BOOLs. comment them if you have to or name them descriptively. GOD.
@Beryllium9 it’s for cargo, not individual consumer goods afaik?
@samuelgoodwin yup
@samuelgoodwin I had to drop QWERTY to ever learn to touchtype properly. that sucked. brains/muscles are habitual idiots
@samuelgoodwin as in, not QWERTY? ;)
@lemonkey afaik yeah. it only started on 10.11.2 iirc - wasn’t from 10.11 launch. really annoying.
@lemonkey can’t confirm a dialog eh?
@ashfurrow I’ll quote that tweet next time I have a preso
@justMaku but would you really want that? hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
@justMaku NEW WORK HUH
@skwashd it’s not dosa either. weird!
@luckythespider you can get “rock†on iTunes now!
@luckythespider “rockâ€! what a Cool Guyâ„¢!
@janklausa (ps that’s super good to hear, for trues. glad it’s going well. sliiightly jealous!)
@janklausa yeah but how many fish did you collect today???????
@janklausa @ashfurrow yeah it’s domestic, but tbh it’s big enough and far enough away that domestic covers most use cases
@janklausa @ashfurrow it’s the one thing Australia is doing right rn (and not needing a boarding pass at security is nice too)
@ashfurrow you’d be happier with reason to shout “YA RLY†though: https://t.co/qy1ZDin2R6
@luckythespider in a way it’s kinda gutless though, and I recognise that. but, fuck, it’s shameful how bad it’s gotten
@luckythespider ashamed to be one, pretty stoked to have some distance though. in no rush to get back to that joke :(
@collindonnell private google plus group? ;)
@ianiv oh neat. wonder if I’d have to pay VAT at customs ;)
@ianiv ahh. I’m screwed either way in Germany, I’d guess? I do like that CP keeps deleted files though
@ianiv how come? I think I still have a couple of years of CP in credit, heh
@justMaku fastlane that stuff together, yo
@Ghentleman freedom fries, thank you very much
@steveriggins @colincornaby christ that kills me. usually I make twitter last, then use its key shortcut to toggle the timeline window off
@id FBI/CIA/NSA hax
@1Password I followed the guide to migrate MAS->web version, but I still have the “purchase 1password†looming. how do I create a license?
@paprikapapaya just go around fake sneezing
@mugunthkumar they do it with every single update they release :) they hold the keys
when someone dies, and your emails bounce with “Delivery to the following recipient failed permanentlyâ€. ow.
@skwashd I still have one of the tokens! pic.twitter.com/cJHNJh7R9b
@skwashd metro? or normal train thing?
@maxhasadhd sure! followed :)
@oh_pies yeah. still probably better than YouTube channels dispensing medical advice that “my uncle told me that one time#rawfitnessness
@oh_pies huh. they were just down the road from me. really wanted to love ‘em
@janklausa what are you doing do you need help
@dayoneapp @id @dueapp heh, I realised my distribution certificates were wiped out today…as I was signing to push to the App Store. APPLE!
@paprikapapaya ~baby don’t hurt me, NO MORE~
@jordanborth that was it, yeah :) thanks! just updating an app I sometimes work on but can’t say too much about out loud
@jordanborth yo, I remember you sending me a link to an OS X dev’s library/ies for pretty windows. does that ring a bell at all?
@earthxsucks 😘😘😘
@irldexter how is that even possible? gold leaves?
@earthxsucks you’re married?
@janklausa bug me sooner next time. for reals.
RT @WorksThatWork: For the next two days, we allow readers to choose how much to pay for the magazine. https://t.co/9SC8GdrcGc (And let the…
@oh_pies “surprise!! but you can’t have any byeâ€
@oh_pies I can fax some over if you need
@dlpasco that’s pretty much the entire point of catching them ;)
@steipete (on Android it’s a whole ‘nother story though. not that we use JSC there though..)
@steipete ObjC. I’m guessing you’re not :)
@steipete how much work are you doing with it? we run the core of our app’s logic through it and really haven’t hit anything serious
@ratkins shit, had no idea! fuckin’ congrats, lad
@ratkins wait, yours?
@Palleas do you need one in the shape of a chair?
@id what!
an elevator pitch, but where you take the stairs: sure, you may get longer to pitch but you’ll be out of breath for most of it
@SlackHQ but :( but but :( that’s ~no fun~
@SlackHQ ~tilde strikethrough~ still breaks my heart :( can we have tildes back?
@ratkins I guess eyebrows are okay in a pinch. but I’d still prefer roses
@oh_pies is this some Jamie Oliver shit
@oh_pies I LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE ABSTRACT THX
@ericaavey for $225 you think they’d actually use a spell checker tho
@paprikapapaya you’re telling me
@paprikapapaya god I dunno yet. soon, I hope, but truly no idea :(
@paprikapapaya I thought you were using Olde English. I’m bad at pop culture
@CookSuck because the VERY PROFESSIONAL “twitterverse†is clearly better
@silpeen was that the answer though
@Politepix @Gary_BBGames huh, I was pretty unaffected by it. maybe it’s the Australian in me :P
@DLX if only you were on 9.3
@ratkins that’s only, what, 8 amps at 12v? no problem ;)
@paprikapapaya :(
@paprikapapaya it’s a Mac desktop app, if you’re rolling that way these days?
@paprikapapaya I made an app to play rain noises and train and cafe sounds and fire crackling and stuff. it helps a lot.
@paprikapapaya such yes
@paprikapapaya yes
@Palleas palleas_ebooks
@GeekAndDad that’s still so cheap though :(
@ashfurrow @subdigital pretty sure you can adapt this for dev/deps: https://t.co/sr8x9o2wNQ
@searchingfortao reminds me of this from a few years back: https://t.co/FsT44mkEcM
@joeworkman ha, that was me last week :) 40% faster build times overnight
not sure if easter egg, or actual bug: https://t.co/3QGhHKsvA3 https://t.co/hMDmOrfdc2
@paprikapapaya oh
@paprikapapaya was it
@bHcraigv and you’re even in the same country :)
a literal one line diff fix after weeks of a segment of users complaining of startup crashes. I need to be alone now.
@jfpoole THESE PIXELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
I slept weirdly on my neck, so now it hurts to look from one side to the other of dual 27†screens. first-est world problem I’ve ever had?
@londonjustin “we need to reduce our bandwidth costs..but how?â€
@ZazzyV THEY SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY
@ratkins nope :( I had the Mac Mini on my desk this week because that
@ratkins long story short it blocks “SimulatedClickEvent†or similar, as some malware was haxoring it. unfortunately VNC is simulated too :f
@ratkins only on a minor point release, even. the typing is okay but the clicking isn’t. pita. :(
@janklausa sure thing buddy pic.twitter.com/mzsKOcBx2v
@janklausa Metroschifter perchance?
@ashfurrow gitHUB is the best
@ashfurrow Airbnb, GitHub
@workingkills yes. bE LIKE ME \o/
@katherinebailey you put the R in dRupal
@katherinebailey there’s a plugin hook for tha#idunnono
@paprikapapaya yes a beanie
@paprikapapaya I’ll never understand toque though
@paprikapapaya yes obviously but which one is that
@paprikapapaya okay and. which side of the road is the right side of the road?!
@paprikapapaya colour or color?!
@paprikapapaya I had a conversation about lasagne vs lasagna today because Garfield. I picked you as a lasagna person!
@ZazzyV if only it weren’t a leap year, you’d have two in a row
@lagusta hey so, I have a friend in NYC until Thursday. would that be enough time to ship a thing? or is it cutting too close?
@janklausa and have probably more room to move, even :P
@janklausa basically faster to take a train
@janklausa that seems inefficient
@janklausa super long flight, too :f
@BrittA2211 “get out of my lane, you dickhead cyclist†etc. apply that mentality everywhere else. like. chill out, who gives a shit?
@BrittA2211 I think Australian culture is much more entitled (as a root cause) which leads to violence
@BrittA2211 bits of both. I think alcohol (and culture around it) are parts of the equation and can’t be dismissed as a catalyst
@BrittA2211 GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM
@workingkills @janklausa pastos*