The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2016

@Gernot @brentriddell @NetflixDE @Unblock_Us back to Usenet for a while then? (when paying for piracy is easier than paying for Netflix… :/)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gernot from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@brentriddell @NetflixDE @Unblock_Us been waiting for the dust to settle on all of this before working out my workaround :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to brentriddell from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@brentriddell where the hell are you finding decent avo in town?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to brentriddell from Treptow, Berlin

@justMaku @janklausa check the “Schnelle Madness” one. that looks way more annoying

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa @justMaku three? that’s dragging it out a ways

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa @justMaku I miiiight be on amazon.de rn looking at Nerf guns. can’t w8 2 have u back <333333 winky emoji ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@dusker aren't there a few apps/products out there that do that? not at my computer and forget names but I recall someeeething

via Fenix for Android in reply to dusker from Berlin, Germany

@steipete yeah. I guess this is the part where I need to step up and release it, eh.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@steipete our setup only needs a small UIView wrapper. the SVG->UIBezierPath codegen happens at build time, so it’s fairly painless to add

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@steipete do you mean the animation specifically? or vectors+CAShapeLayer in general? (would love to learn/read more about the former)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@steipete how far does CAShapeLayer get with morphing? we’re using it (+SVG codegen) for static image(-ish) assets and it’s been good

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@leeeham then you’ll have time to watch every video tape

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@leeeham BUY ALL THE MILK SO YOU CAN LIVE A “LONG LIFE”

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

aw, happy 9th birthday to my Twitter account!

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa I do appreciate they mention wombats having square poo

via Fenix for Android in reply to janklausa from Berlin, Germany

@clue so my cat is in love with coconut chips

via Fenix for Android from Berlin, Germany

@janklausa I can't even find the emoji keyboard on Android to give a smart arse reply

via Fenix for Android in reply to janklausa from Berlin, Germany

the Nexus 6P I got came with two different USB cables (1m USB-C to USB-C, lol. and 20cm (!) USB-A to USB-C, lol.) and zero headphones

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@notjosh I guess I should be happy that I have an Android device that gets updates at all, right?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Kreuzberg, Berlin

I got a Nexus 6P today. the out-of-the-box device is on its third “there’s an update available!” install/reboot loop so far

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@nandoodles @number26 (that said, I *did* have to go to a post office. Real Bankâ„¢ was still easier to set up)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@nandoodles @number26 oh I know, I did it best part of a year ago :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nandoodles from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@nandoodles @number26 hehe “an actual bank” implies n26 is…? :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nandoodles from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@SaraMG yes is the ~duh obviously~ answer. if you come to Europe though, do it via a blue card visa. such a good visa, so flexible

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SaraMG from Berlin, Germany

@Gary_BBGames create. separate. BOOLs. comment them if you have to or name them descriptively. GOD.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gary_BBGames from Treptow, Berlin

@Beryllium9 it’s for cargo, not individual consumer goods afaik?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Beryllium9 from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@samuelgoodwin I had to drop QWERTY to ever learn to touchtype properly. that sucked. brains/muscles are habitual idiots

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to samuelgoodwin

@lemonkey afaik yeah. it only started on 10.11.2 iirc - wasn’t from 10.11 launch. really annoying.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to lemonkey from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@__ReJ__ @ratkins I like that 4K doesn’t mean what I thought it meant here. ahh. so good.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to __ReJ__ from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ashfurrow I’ll quote that tweet next time I have a preso

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@justMaku but would you really want that? hmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa (ps that’s super good to hear, for trues. glad it’s going well. sliiightly jealous!)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa

@janklausa yeah but how many fish did you collect today???????

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa

@janklausa @ashfurrow yeah it’s domestic, but tbh it’s big enough and far enough away that domestic covers most use cases

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa @ashfurrow it’s the one thing Australia is doing right rn (and not needing a boarding pass at security is nice too)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa @ashfurrow I’m still annoyed places where I have to empty liquids to fly :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@ashfurrow you’d be happier with reason to shout “YA RLY” though: https://t.co/qy1ZDin2R6

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Berlin, Germany

@luckythespider in a way it’s kinda gutless though, and I recognise that. but, fuck, it’s shameful how bad it’s gotten

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to luckythespider from Berlin, Germany

@luckythespider ashamed to be one, pretty stoked to have some distance though. in no rush to get back to that joke :(

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to luckythespider from Berlin, Germany

@ianiv oh neat. wonder if I’d have to pay VAT at customs ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ianiv from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ianiv ahh. I’m screwed either way in Germany, I’d guess? I do like that CP keeps deleted files though

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ianiv from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ianiv how come? I think I still have a couple of years of CP in credit, heh

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ianiv from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@justMaku fastlane that stuff together, yo

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Berlin, Germany

@steveriggins @colincornaby christ that kills me. usually I make twitter last, then use its key shortcut to toggle the timeline window off

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steveriggins from Treptow, Berlin

@1Password I followed the guide to migrate MAS->web version, but I still have the “purchase 1password” looming. how do I create a license?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@mugunthkumar they do it with every single update they release :) they hold the keys

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

when someone dies, and your emails bounce with “Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently”. ow.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@oh_pies yeah. still probably better than YouTube channels dispensing medical advice that “my uncle told me that one timeness

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Berlin, Germany

@oh_pies huh. they were just down the road from me. really wanted to love ‘em

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Berlin, Germany

@dayoneapp @id @dueapp heh, I realised my distribution certificates were wiped out today…as I was signing to push to the App Store. APPLE!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to dayoneapp from Treptow, Berlin

@jordanborth that was it, yeah :) thanks! just updating an app I sometimes work on but can’t say too much about out loud

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jordanborth from Treptow, Berlin

@jordanborth yo, I remember you sending me a link to an OS X dev’s library/ies for pretty windows. does that ring a bell at all?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@irldexter how is that even possible? gold leaves?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

RT @WorksThatWork: For the next two days, we allow readers to choose how much to pay for the magazine. https://t.co/9SC8GdrcGc (And let the…

via Tweetbot for Mac

@oh_pies “surprise!! but you can’t have any bye”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Berlin, Germany

@dlpasco that’s pretty much the entire point of catching them ;)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dlpasco from Berlin, Germany

@steipete (on Android it’s a whole ‘nother story though. not that we use JSC there though..)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@steipete ObjC. I’m guessing you’re not :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@steipete how much work are you doing with it? we run the core of our app’s logic through it and really haven’t hit anything serious

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to steipete from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ratkins shit, had no idea! fuckin’ congrats, lad

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@Palleas do you need one in the shape of a chair?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Palleas from Kreuzberg, Berlin

an elevator pitch, but where you take the stairs: sure, you may get longer to pitch but you’ll be out of breath for most of it

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@SlackHQ but :( but but :( that’s ~no fun~

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to SlackHQ from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@SlackHQ ~tilde strikethrough~ still breaks my heart :( can we have tildes back?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ratkins I guess eyebrows are okay in a pinch. but I’d still prefer roses

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Treptow, Berlin

@oh_pies I LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE ABSTRACT THX

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oh_pies from Berlin, Germany

@ericaavey for $225 you think they’d actually use a spell checker tho

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ericaavey from Berlin, Germany

@paprikapapaya god I dunno yet. soon, I hope, but truly no idea :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@paprikapapaya I thought you were using Olde English. I’m bad at pop culture

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@CookSuck because the VERY PROFESSIONAL “twitterverse” is clearly better

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to CookSuck from Treptow, Berlin

@Politepix @Gary_BBGames huh, I was pretty unaffected by it. maybe it’s the Australian in me :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Politepix from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ratkins that’s only, what, 8 amps at 12v? no problem ;)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Berlin, Germany

@paprikapapaya it’s a Mac desktop app, if you’re rolling that way these days?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Berlin, Germany

@paprikapapaya I made an app to play rain noises and train and cafe sounds and fire crackling and stuff. it helps a lot.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Berlin, Germany

@joeworkman ha, that was me last week :) 40% faster build times overnight

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to joeworkman from Treptow, Berlin

@bHcraigv and you’re even in the same country :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bHcraigv from Berlin, Germany

a literal one line diff fix after weeks of a segment of users complaining of startup crashes. I need to be alone now.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Berlin, Germany

I slept weirdly on my neck, so now it hurts to look from one side to the other of dual 27” screens. first-est world problem I’ve ever had?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@londonjustin “we need to reduce our bandwidth costs..but how?”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to londonjustin from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@ratkins nope :( I had the Mac Mini on my desk this week because that

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ratkins long story short it blocks “SimulatedClickEvent” or similar, as some malware was haxoring it. unfortunately VNC is simulated too :f

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ratkins only on a minor point release, even. the typing is okay but the clicking isn’t. pita. :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@paprikapapaya okay and. which side of the road is the right side of the road?!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Berlin, Germany

@paprikapapaya I had a conversation about lasagne vs lasagna today because Garfield. I picked you as a lasagna person!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Berlin, Germany

@ZazzyV if only it weren’t a leap year, you’d have two in a row

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZazzyV from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@lagusta hey so, I have a friend in NYC until Thursday. would that be enough time to ship a thing? or is it cutting too close?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@janklausa and have probably more room to move, even :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@BrittA2211 “get out of my lane, you dickhead cyclist” etc. apply that mentality everywhere else. like. chill out, who gives a shit?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to BrittA2211 from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@BrittA2211 I think Australian culture is much more entitled (as a root cause) which leads to violence

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to BrittA2211 from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@BrittA2211 bits of both. I think alcohol (and culture around it) are parts of the equation and can’t be dismissed as a catalyst

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to BrittA2211 from Kreuzberg, Berlin