The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2021

@janklausa @endocrimes I’m 99% with you but I’ve had _some_ that was pretty decent. but tbh most chocolate on shelv… https://t.co/qLdkzvtEiK

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@Beryllium9 uhhhh “yes” is technically the short answer, but it’s mostly a no for any meaningful purpose. I feel li… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Windows 11 has been completely flawless so far, for my relatively narrow use case. super impressed!

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there were _forty thousand_ people at Wembley last night?! that’s half the regular capacity. and apparently they’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@leeeham “horse restoration” is my next album

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@leeeham there’s a channel called Andre Will Do It, I think he’s Slovakian, and mostly restores old guns which is p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@iamdave a “think piece” is only written by “thought leaders” though, and there’s a special extra toasty part of hell for those folks

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it’s legitimately wild to me how many people will perpetuate calling it an “essay” when a Rich Person writes a blog post

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@auroraeosrose @elazar fwiw, it’s all working _far_ better than expected for me. not a single hiccup, beyond some e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@michaelneale my Windows partition is 99% just for Steam, so not too worried if I gotta reinstall. fingers crossed!

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Windows 11 and macOS 14 on the same computer, what could go wrong?

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@bex_is eh hiding it is worse, taking responsibility takes integrity imo

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@Kiss_my_Panache it’s cool though, they can sue a member of the public to show much they care

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I got to use my Impfnachweis today for the first time. nice to know it works! it was all quite straightforward

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@nzJayZee probably a reference to where a ninja turtle lives, impossible to know for sure

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@nzJayZee I built a ~gaming PC~ last year and basically been catching up on a decade of games since. steam summer sale at the moment, too

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the other day I got a threatening message from @bookymargoof, and now there are photos: instagram.com/p/CQjnjZ-NrLS/ pic.twitter.com/Dr9a6GFdSE

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@collindonnell <3 I’ll kinda miss it, tbh. was useful for adding extra steps, for working around inevitable issues in dependencies

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@PossiblyAlan “nuts” feels downright polite, compared to how I’d describe it

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@bex_is there are these Sudanese falafel places here, and they do peanut sauce on it, it’s so good. like three bucks, too

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@bex_is you can come QA my apps, I can pay you in “my cat likes belly scratches and her belly fur is super soft and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is tbh I’ll probably be asleep most of the time between now and then

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@bex_is damn that’s in 8 hours, I better get the good bits in before then

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that splorts was a paaaainful watch

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@ZazzyV (hopefully it comes soon. the whole process basically everywhere seems so stressful!!)

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@ZazzyV they did a nice thing here, that for vaccines of 2 doses, you get both appointments upfront. it can be chan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@RachaelHasIdeas oh nooo. that’s such a weird semantic hill to (potentially literally) die on! I guess?? technicall… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@samuelgoodwin damn :( it seemed fairly (non white) migrant friendly, mosque was near a park, lots of smiling faces… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@samuelgoodwin oh no, I lived up that way for a while, and really loved it. what’s changed?

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@GeekAndDad the big heavy concrete buildings here hold heat, so despite cooling off a lot it’s still super warm ins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@danielagquinn fucked up and unfair. everything about that situation fucking sucks :(

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@pkyeck pfff, old? I live my life a quarter mile at a time

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happy 20th birthday to The Fast and the Furious

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@GeekAndDad woof, that’s toasty! that’s not typical is it? it’s so early in the season for this much warmth!

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@gannonbreslin @itsadanoteyda oh boy, the only fight here is that "2018" is way too late. imo Airbnb tailed off hard around 2015 or so :(

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happy solstice! I believe that marks the end of the three days of summer we were allotted for 2021 here in Berlin

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@ratkins I mostly only go to Sparkasse ATMs that let you choose the notes these days

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@deutschbitte not yet. consider this an uhhhhh “””competitive analysis”. research! yes. research.

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@deutschbitte if you want an actual surprise: they’re not brammibals (or, er, they won’t be. heading to get them in a moment!)

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plans of “lazy Sunday” have evolved into “lazy Sunday, but also donuts”

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embarked on a midnight session of reading papers about post-chemotherapy life, and, wow what a horrible (but good d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins allegedly yeah, but I get the Fancy New Maps on my desktop, which has a beefy GPU. wondering how much is a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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looking thru webkit & preview disassemblies, looks like the "live text" OCR was using "scarlett" as the codename. s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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it's probably time for bed when you start adding !g to the end of terminal commands

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@smenor I found the answer in my case: on Monterey beta 1, having Safari open will keep `suggestd` running 100%. ir… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@endocrimes pls 2 name+shame because that sounds worth avoiding

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@duckpoultry that was an early draft The Proclaimers, yeah?

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@strawberryrock we were all such different people in 2013, it was a different time. a time where we overdrew anythi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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can anyone else on Monterey/Intel confirm they have all the Maps.app features that apparently were o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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the only problem I had upgrading my hackintosh to Monterey was a single conflict because macOS now provides a driv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bl00dymarie I love this visualisation of the amount of sun (in @SolarWatch, only iOS though) https://t.co/r70zUORDyX

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@joannalovesyou the whole notion of “play it cool, be smooth” was forever lost on me. zero chill at all. has its moments tho

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@Palleas it's the 20 year anniversary next Tuesday, so put it in your calendar. I expect a review on Wednesday tyty

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@Palleas have you watched the fast and the furious before?

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my laptop was on power all day today, but not 10 mins after unplugging it, `suggestd` is chewing 100% CPU and burni… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte yeah it’ll never be ridden. I don’t know the legality, but wouldn’t be surprised if it gets donated t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte “yes sure the deadline is unreasonably tight, and the budget is laughably lowballed, but we’ll pay you in exposure!”

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this is a perfect summary of wayyy too many things at once that I can’t believe it’s actually real bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

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@ashfurrow @whakkee I got an email in Dutch the other day and it was surprisingly familiar, enough to read most of… https://t.co/zhhiLMqp1S

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@HanneyChris @Xbox super stoked for you, pal. that's awesome <3

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@bex_is I do! I have controller drift I need to fix tho :( then it’s on

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@bex_is awesome! well there’s a couch wherever I am, and p.cakes to be had! :)

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@bex_is mad. yeah it’s always seemed super fun, I’m down

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@bex_is oh I defs would, I was both excited/sad for this year (because I’d want to go, but wouldn’t feel comfortabl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is it’s a this night creeps kinda day. still holds up p.good

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I ate 1.5 donuts and 1.5 baguettes today. an ideal Saturday, according to 1.5 metrics

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@Kiss_my_Panache wild to me that nurses and the like get paid proportionally so little. “essential workers” is an understatement

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@BaBerlinTK Kurze Frage! Wenn jemand bereits vor 6+ Wochen eine erste Dosis AZ von seinem Arzt bekommen hat, kann e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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fyi, Treptow-Köpenick has open vaccinations for any resident 18+ this weekend: berlin.de/ba-treptow-koe…

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@nzJayZee his son is a dj so basically the expected result

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@ratkins nyoooom. get out to anywhere interesting?

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I’m pleasantly surprised and extremely relieved to see three green traffic lights pic.twitter.com/KiSogUH6xN

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@itsadanoteyda ha! I was on my way home yesterday and something made me wonder if you’d still been going at all. question answered!

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@EthicalVegnLife lamingtons! have you got a supplier?! sounds like a pretty wonderful day :))

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@EthicalVegnLife it’s your birthday?! happy birthday, jojo! from jo(sh)!

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@conradstoll ahah, that’s such a good metric for Real World teams. be curious if it’s the case for the majority of projects

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@janklausa yet another reason to play Death Stranding

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@bl00dymarie I tried switching to desloratadin this year, as cetirizin was doing nothing (but made me sleepy!). it’… https://t.co/jY5zcC0BQ5

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@janklausa yeah but when? I want it now now now etc

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neato, the German COVID app just got its digital vaccination record. now…to figure out how to get a QR code :/ pic.twitter.com/Qf8BhPhtUz

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@ekurutepe ahhh, I haven’t touched anything iPad in a while. it’s been okay for me on phone!

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@ekurutepe where are you seeing them? it’s been surprisingly solid for me so far (no crashes at all! touch wood)

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the iOS 15 image-to-text -> translate pipeline is kind of incredible, and the “conversation” tab in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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deutschbitte Appointments for Arena for June are available: doctolib.de/institut/berli… Get ‘em while they’re hot!

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@bex_is oh, fuck, you’re 100% right. glhf for your 12:03am cat hangs

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@bex_is the only real place to walk is “the shops” imo

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@bex_is no freedom until the borders are open! (?!)

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@deutschbitte nuts. I just looked up the Berlin Pollenflugvorhersage and, uhhh, “oh”

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@deutschbitte howwwww? I’m a couple of months deep already. my shipment of A Lot Of Tablets arrived today at least

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@endocrimes best enjoyed with donut and @janklausa. can recommend whole heartedly

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I spent a solid 7 hours sitting by a canal today. ideal start to summer days <3

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