The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2014

@micheletitolo strictly derived, no transform? you can override -initWithDictionary:error: and hope for the best with your logic in there

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@brentriddell yet another device to keep charged :[ would like to see a real use for it though.. we'll see!

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@pat ah right, yeah. I haven't seen any at all for sale

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@pat most supermarkets sell SIMs. I’m around Betahaus all day if you need a nano SIM cutter

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to pat from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@ashfurrow it was an emergency, right? totally fine then!

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@ratkins @ashfurrow any reason for not just using AFNetworking?

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@popegabrielle @zaftigvegan it's like shepherd's pie..but shepherd's pizza

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@kch yeah! Twitter is where I go for self-worth, value and validation!

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@veganstraightedge saw 'em a month ago, seein' 'em again in a month. fucking stoked.

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@terryhope sweet, I'll set up some google alerts

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@terryhope do you have to pick them though? just ptero your way through the local market

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@terryhope I heard your problem was being pigeon toed. confirm/deny? also: how does that impact the strawberry sitch?

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@foodncatz who even plans that far out? and who would look after puckles?

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@acht whatever you guys have a Manner factory. a bit jealous.

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@acht welcome to the future! it's the wrong colour though fyi

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@bunterberg nah. it's just a weird bug. (or Apple secretly hates Facebook and wants us all using iMessage)

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@amieteacake llambulance. but that's probably too "sheep"? hmm.

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@bunterberg I can't reply to messages on iOS 8 so it's pretty useless for me too right now :[

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@workingkills I just tuned in. there's a dude standing awkwardly just hanging out???

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@xzolian wait you're back in Amsterdam? already?!

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and so begins my day of being super bummed out. @Emmelinecady is on her way to the airport. FINALLY I get my couch back though

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Android TV: where your 24fps video will run at 15fps ;)

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the buttons in the car's UI don't animate the bubble out like the phone UI does. HMM.

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@conradstoll but taking your phone out of your pocket is such a fiddly chore! (!!!!!!)

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@juliobiason didn't you hear? FIVE THOUSAND NEW APIS!

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@ashfurrow I can only assume they can detect "front facing camera" photos of what's uploaded to Picasa/Plus and extrapolating..

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@ashfurrow yyyyyyyyyyep. such a weird thing to publicise.

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@ashfurrow it's like this: http://t.co/5E0AU7o45h - the "cut" button is obvious, but the rest?

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@ashfurrow I'm sure if you're used to it, it's fine. but it's a menu up by the status bar, not near text, etc. far harder than need be

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@ashfurrow I mean, you CAN select text. but the "copy" and "paste" buttons are icons with no label, and starting text-sel mode is weird

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text selection on Android is still a mess. fixing that is my wish for I/O

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whoa, I just got an actual BSoD on iOS 8

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aaand there goes my @xoxo 2014 application :) who else is in? 2014.xoxofest.com

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@PepperHeartsU fly yourself! and my parties include tea, scones and uno. just so you’re prepared.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to PepperHeartsU from Friedrichshain, Berlin

@PepperHeartsU I’m in. probably. I dunno. stop asking me questions

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“I’m not judging your face, I’m judging the potential of pain in @Emmelinecadylinecady

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@SaltineJustine I’m down for vegan snax minus the drinking, if that works?

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@waxpancake need some A+ volunteers again this year? I might know a guy.. :)

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@duckpoultry aw man, ~hugs~ for reals even though I don't think I have a clue who you are :)

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@kch oh, those jerks. I see how it is

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@kch can't, friends in town :[ are you going for I/O?

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iOS 8 is eating all of my free disk space. anyone else having this? I'm assuming it's over-syncing iCloud photos/similar

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@searchingfortao yar. I'm sure local hackspaces/digital art spaces could use them for bigger installation/hack works

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@searchingfortao I'd happily grab a few if you're offering. great for powering arduino/raspi

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@SVPofThings cool. just ping me when you're here (or nearby) and I'll come down. lookin' for a dude with a mess of hair, shorts, blue hoodie

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@SVPofThings I'm at betahaus. can meet here and wander down the road to find something? unless you have somewhere specific you wanna try?

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fbnlsr Hex clock, a clock that tells both what time and color it is jacopocolo.com/hexclock

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@cocoanetics convert to NSURL and use -parameterString?

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@teacuptempest they're my favourite animals ever though :( you can hate them, just don't nom them, k?

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@teacuptempest nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. dolphins are number one, no question

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today's relevant pull request attachment: i.imgur.com/jC50pkz.jpg

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@judykitteh @orta right? Vegemite ftw! ;)

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@efcliz I’m perfectly okay with them getting annihilated. on the plus side we fucking destroyed nl in hockey final 6-1 last week. eat shit!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to efcliz from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@orta heh, I do better just thinking of how I thought it was pronounced as a kid, like "yo-sa-might"

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@samuelgoodwin @ashfurrow (ftr: I'd pay money for toast. the discussion/outrage is the fun part)

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@ashfurrow no but $4 toast is cool. don't forget to tip 'em

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@irldexter ace! may be late, but will hope to get along

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@schwa I believe in you. give it your best baaAAAH

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@schwa and/or Europe if you're staying awake *that* long

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@schwa make friends in New Zealand/Hawaii?

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@nullobject or else I just use TRVSMonitor to fit in with existing test suites

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nullobject from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@pickledtreats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@paprikapapaya @popegabrielle I’d make a joke about underwear and snakes but that’s an every day reality forlomg

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to paprikapapaya from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@renedudfield I use CLI git, and don't necessarily realise that the changes weren't saved immediately :/ it gets out of sync

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augh, Xcode not persisting project changes until you close it makes committing .pbxproj changes a hassle sometimes

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@Gary_BBGames augh. whatever happened to It Just Worksâ„¢? Steve Jobs wouldn't sign out/in to get AirDrop to work! we're doomed

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@Gary_BBGames I can't AirDrop between iOS8 and Yosemite at all

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@dimsimkitty not enough flax. try a handful of raw spelt and a cup of muesli

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@popegabrielle I still check for snakes when I'm stomping through long grass

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one of modern living’s saddest sights is a water fountain without enough pressure to form a stream. I can relate some days

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Sloterweg-Zuid, Schiphol

@duosec I know it is :) I’m an app maker and stupid/diligent enough to put iOS 8 on my daily phone, warts and all

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to duosec from Zuilen-Noord

RT @Kikk_Festival: Universal Typeface. Unifying the world’s handwriting into a universal typeface: http://t.co/9yldLzQPcr

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@brentriddell mate footy ain’t played with no bullshit round ball

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to brentriddell from Nobelstraat en omgeving

according to @Emmelinecady I have hot feet. not sure what to make of that.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Nobelstraat en omgeving

@brentriddell so good, right? Heard there’s a US remake too. looools

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to brentriddell from Springweg en omgeving Geertebuurt

@pickledtreats @Emmelinecady no pressure at all obvs! but it’d be great to see your face! we’re flexible re: plans too

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to pickledtreats from Helmersbuurt

@pickledtreats @Emmelinecady ace! you’ve got my email. we’re roaming Amsterdam just now :)

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RT @Ghentleman: @notjosh
Australia: So, what are my chances?
Betfair: 0.01%
Australia: so you're telling me there's a chance? http://t.co…

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eep, @duosec not working on iOS 8 is kind of a pain in the bum. that's one thing I really hoped wouldn't be too broken

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@Ghentleman pretty lol that people still think it's even an outside chance

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@kch parked delivery van > bike > *

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I spy a @Gernot biking in the rain. doesn’t look happy

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Berlin, Germany

wee! Tweetbot works well again on iOS 8

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Kreuzberg, Berlin

deleting emails from Notification Centre (on both Mac and iOS!) is awesome

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@pickledtreats yo! me and @Emmelinecady are in nl over the weekend. not sure if you have plans or even want to, but hangs on Sunday? see ppk

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@PepperHeartsU what about the hair? WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR?

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@KylaWinchester I wouldn't have thought so, but I'm amazed: vegan pizza shop, crepe shop, (3x) supermarket, French bakery, many cafes, etc!

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@KylaWinchester vegan capital of the world :) really not exaggerating :)

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@KylaWinchester next time, then :) you'll just have to come to Berlin

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@KylaWinchester how long are you there? I'll be there on Saturday!

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@_hotsauce cos of the iodine stuff a few years back?

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@_hotsauce :( I'm drinking rooibos. pretty butts.

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@teacuptempest "football" lol. such insistence. "pass me a drink of liquid"/"I live at address"/"I can't wait for event"

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@teacuptempest Toronto is p.neat. it's a weird Americanised version of Melbourne, but not actually America

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@teacuptempest I'd take most of Canada over Canberra. everywhere except Calgary really.

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@teacuptempest I worked for 'em for a while. wasn't bad.

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today’s gonna be one of those grit-yr-teeth-in-pain headache days. 1 star, would not recommend

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@wtabs problem’s not the socks. problem’s the ankles.

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@getsconed @julia__tiger but basically: probably $50-100 fee and call ahead. get a cardboard box from a local bike shop.

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@getsconed @julia__tiger probably too long for twitter. josh at (my twitter username) dot com and I'll ramble some advice

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another round of knuckles against @FritztheChat tonight. still no winner. there's still no winning.

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@ratkins fuck me. carrying around a car battery?

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@mostgood aaaaaand I still feel kind of bad :P

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@terryhope "lemme see some fuckin' windmillets on the floor"

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@terryhope there better be a whole section of the liner notes about what Monsanto is doing to grains

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@terryhope can there be Spice Girls names? like "Somekindof Grain" format?

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@ratkins ah, the dreaded ceebs. cured only by a healthy dose of PUFO

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@irldexter Berlin: http://t.co/bsU1IlKdII Portland, OR, USA (w/ local level animated map): http://t.co/nzBXkXSqif

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“dumplings are a binaryâ€@Emmelinecadycady

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

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