The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2018

@paprikapapaya I didn’t see “ad” the first time and kinda hoped you’d had your photos printed into something you wear

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@cosmocatalano I save them as additional notes in my password manager, using made up answers

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@_writehanded_ I had to google what that meant and it was very helpful here is a search result pic.twitter.com/7PhMdFsjwd

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@messycook I don’t use GMOs so I haven’t used it yet

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@janklausa (I actually just drooled on myself laughing at that picture????)

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@GeekAndDad after having had oxycodone, I can definitely see why people get hooked and/or use heroin. scares the sh… https://t.co/CSy524I4dh

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@Djelibeybi ah. it’s not available in Germany, so can’t give any input from this timezone :[

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@Djelibeybi I’d assume some Apple preorder, but was that yesterday? or, timezones?

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“Scroll to see more” is an ~interesting~ solution to content below the fpic.twitter.com/RT7J6divGRivGR

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@veganinbrighton I won’t have any winter clothes packed :< April at best

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@lagusta @aliciakennedy while making flax goop the other day it struck me that “flax goop” probably sounds disgusting to most people?

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@Gwladruns what the fuck is my flag doing there? it’s….an independent nation?????

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa yep I’m doing that right now (no I’m not)

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady I am watching Amazon Prime for my delivery today, in fact

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@nzJayZee I was just talking (mostly shit) at lunch about becoming an architect

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@Dr_Tabor nobody gives blood anymore. it’s all a scam by Big Dracula™ anyway

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@janklausa seems like some kind of Patriot reference and I can’t take that risk

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@janklausa “well playing devil’s advocate, to be fair, it’s quite simple actually”

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@inconvergent yes, but only because you used var instead of const

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“well, it's quiet simple” is the new “well, actually”

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@petsound medium vs message, though? I appreciate lo-fi production because I don’t feel guilty listening on a shithouse rig

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@janklausa I mean yeah you can, but probably a v.different effect for you

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I am a _different_ person when I suck it up and take my meds. oof. hello enthusiasm!

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@veganinbrighton heck yeah. I land in Bangkok mid-Feb, and out again late-April..so if you’re around somewhere! :D!

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@Palleas VIDEOTRON sounds like the future of phones from the 80s

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@enygma devs can build tools! I think if the hardware was there, people would start making progress

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@enygma honestly, better quality hardware is all anyone has been asking for. meanwhile, Apple’s quality is…flailing

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@dutchhoemafia I’ve waited my whole life for this omg

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@dutchhoemafia if I have another phone can I be a modern woman too?

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RT @parisba: Whichever one of you did this… no. https://t.co/oExcnl4aEv

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@GeekAndDad hehe, not quiteee like that :P it’s more about: if a card is stolen when travelling, I still have access to other funds

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@GeekAndDad fortunately it’s a backup bank account, so no stress!

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@janklausa “I just booked flights to London” “first of all: congrats” “??”

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@janklausa but oh wow it’s condescending to say that to virtually anyone not in on the joke

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@janklausa anyway in Professor Blastoff someone would say, well, almost anything, and the reply was usually “FIRST OF all: congrats”

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@flickiter Australian banks seem okay in the scheme of things, yeah. though mostly I use @bankaust, and aren’t as F… https://t.co/1HJktR4y4d

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@janklausa if by patriot you mean like 15 episodes of space ghost coast to coast then fuck yeah I did

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@flickiter it was several layers of stupid before even getting to that

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@janklausa did you ever listen to Professor Blastoff?

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related: I’m an Expert™ at banks in Canada now that I’ve sent my first Interac e-Transfer®

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@jordanborth the most helpful person was on the phone for about 40 mins of that, which was nice. the others (4? 5? more?) were so robotic.

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@gilfer …and I read “AREOLA”

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1h 25min on the phone with a bank later, I’ll have access to my money again!

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@RandiBop maybe they got confused and thought it had one SYLLABLE instead (???)

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@amandalcormier DJ friend says: artist visa. “You basically walk in and show them your gigs/records/etc. and walk out with a two year visa.”

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@Emmelinecady I’m kind of ~I dunno~ why I even know what a pats is tbh

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@Emmelinecady thought you were referring to pats like patting Pux and I nearly got super mad @ u

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point: snow on a bike commute home is cold
counterpoint: chucked heaps mad skids

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@RobertShippey purely ethical. someone once said to me “nothing should suffer so I can live” and it resonated. (tho… https://t.co/1AicwkqtVZ

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@janklausa so you’re saying it’s so boring that I’ll just fall asleep when I try to watch

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@janklausa which is good because now I can watch space ghost coast to coast forever now

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@UkiahSmith “all day battery life” — author of 4 hour work week

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@UkiahSmith at least on the 13” (not sure the 15”), the TouchBar model has a ~10% smaller battery than non-TouchBar https://t.co/UVovERMCLf

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@BrittA2211 did the conversation start like “I don’t want you to be worried, but…”

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@Gwladruns turmeric wasn’t invented until 2017 dickhead

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when i was on chemo I was told if I were diagnosed 30 years prior, I was 100% dead. but instead, I was given 90% od… https://t.co/nt1ILjSPuJ

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“Chemotherapy, Then and Now“ https://t.co/3wegOfaDLX

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple sorry to barge in but hello I have an investment opportunity for you today potatochain.org

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@Emmelinecady nah you’re probably right, it’d make sense

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@Emmelinecady ohhhh I thought it only meant like at home and stuff

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@Emmelinecady there are only like 5 bikes questions and half of them are “vintage”

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@Emmelinecady wait you drink coffee and do art so you’re fucked

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I’ve been doing some quizzes and apparently I’m not a hipster. BUT I now know I’m more hipster than I am yuppie. (???)

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa Morgan used to have an ACAB (all cats are beautiful) on her carry-on bag which was good

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RT @LoganJames: In response to the MRA douche who edited all the women out of #TheLastJedi, I decided to edit all of the men out of Saving…

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@kcimc that is a very real thing, and it’s a fundamental problem to address imo (and approachable in parallel)

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yesterday a way-too-Richard-Spencer looking motherfucker started hassling me on my way home over a Sea Shepherd pat… https://t.co/DQzuRiQ8Ie

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@Callalily57 ah interesting. modelling pain on 0-10 is something I just can not manage to do. how do you find it?

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@Callalily57 what pain tracker do you use? (and how do you like it?)

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RT @effies: YOU GUYS
Australian opium farmers found mysterious crop circles in their fields.
The culprits: wallabies who got high and boun…

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@rodzajowo related: I can’t fucking stand “on a scale from 1-10, how does it feel?”

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady sleep is the important ingredient before going to get donuts duh

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady have you been to sleep yet because it’s still Friday if not

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@Emmelinecady hangin’ w/ Pux is easy to predict as “best night ever” tho

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@Emmelinecady suuuuuper hard to balance :( I find it impossible to predict too - only hindsight for “yep, nope, should(n’t) have done that”

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@nzJayZee this isn’t really selling it, on the basis of peanut butter not being particularly photogenic it turns out

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@nzJayZee Dear Sir,

Lumps are not Crunch. Please add Crunch.

Xox,
Josh

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hey look, it’s the 19th ak@KangarooMovieie release day. get around it if you’re in NYC and LA! other dates upkangaroothemovie.com/cinemasFuRY

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@seanlevin that took me way too long to understand, ‘cos I’m not on QWERTY. VSCode uses cmd+p, so I thought you mea… https://t.co/9fdypahKzm

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@finicalgal the digital revolution made Big Kev’s products irrelevant. how can we Buy Back Australia with mp3s????

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@gilfer hahah, between that and a Pick-A-Part earworm I’ll be employee of the month

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@gilfer it all started when a boss asked me “it’s your favourite meeting topic: processing loops. are you excited?”… https://t.co/O6xjV7TJe6

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accidentally brought up Big Kev in the office. a great cultural ambassador.

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there’s a lot of Space Ghost Coast to Coast on YouTube, and I’m soon gonna have a lot of free time to fill. uh oh.

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RT @MuuMuse: “It’s gotta be edgy, like Hilary Duff.” #tbt https://t.co/BdvYl8kb6c

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@janklausa it reminded me of this though and wow fuck growing up was good times https://t.co/y65cL1D5Lc

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@janklausa well I sure don’t make spaghetto or fuckin fettuccina

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(and later checking `if (foo === null) {}`, it not working)

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one of my favourite* things about JavaScript is explicitly defining a value as undefined: `const foo = undefined`. (*yeahhh)

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georgiahwebster Here is a lovely grazing wombat on Maria Island, Tasmania. pic.twitter.com/sPqgrDgmOO

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RT @AboriginalAstro: Just wanted to point out to all the Southern Cross-wearing white nationalists out there... you now have an officially…

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@ZazzyV hugs. brains and people are complicated and hard :(

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@Cyclocosm I honestly thought that was going to be a reference to something like this: https://t.co/4CDmK62KsB

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@declandebarra I remember looking up how much my cancer would have cost in the US. eeeasily six figures, just to fi… https://t.co/FAdl8iD7XY

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@christian_beer I should have added more !!!!s to make the sarcasm more obvious :P

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two years ago today, a boss of mine took their own life. it’s always hit me fairly personally (for a number of bumm… https://t.co/dpPFk2nc7S

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really loving this out-of-the-box thinking on this new @n26 campaign. more than a bank!! pic.twitter.com/q7md7gTDLD

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