@paprikapapaya I didn’t see “ad†the first time and kinda hoped you’d had your photos printed into something you wear
@cosmocatalano I save them as additional notes in my password manager, using made up answers
@Dr_Tabor :( hugs
@_writehanded_ I had to google what that meant and it was very helpful here is a search result pic.twitter.com/7PhMdFsjwd
@messycook I don’t use GMOs so I haven’t used it yet
@michaelneale nut the cunt
@janklausa what more do you want geez
@janklausa jesus christ expensive https://t.co/8rf9atcFbr
@janklausa el snoro
@janklausa (I actually just drooled on myself laughing at that picture????)
@janklausa u know where he was last night tho pic.twitter.com/tbcR91YjH7
@GeekAndDad ooo, yeah, wouldn’t recommend it
@GeekAndDad after having had oxycodone, I can definitely see why people get hooked and/or use heroin. scares the sh… https://t.co/CSy524I4dh
@skwashd @googlechrome Twitter clients and their URL formatting, damn you pic.twitter.com/zCuMAwdNQy
@glennersboofy on 11.3 beta? or on stable?
@Djelibeybi hahah
@Djelibeybi ah. it’s not available in Germany, so can’t give any input from this timezone :[
@Djelibeybi I’d assume some Apple preorder, but was that yesterday? or, timezones?
@janklausa translating Patriot subtitles
“Scroll to see more†is an ~interesting~ solution to content below the fpic.twitter.com/RT7J6divGRivGR
@kcimc I love when you bump this thread
@oh_pies #1 best rice champion I know
@nzJayZee fyi: I sit down when I pee
@nzJayZee what in the
@veganinbrighton I won’t have any winter clothes packed :< April at best
@veganinbrighton yesssss
@janklausa oh was it a joke
@janklausa are you happy with yourself?
@janklausa camo*** it’s spelled camo
@janklausa galaxy brain: a Hilz cover
@lagusta @aliciakennedy while making flax goop the other day it struck me that “flax goop†probably sounds disgusting to most people?
@Gwladruns mate if I was an EU citizen…
@Gwladruns what the fuck is my flag doing there? it’s….an independent nation?????
@Emmelinecady @janklausa and I’m still only 3 seasons deep, fuck
@Emmelinecady @janklausa yep I’m doing that right now (no I’m not)
@Emmelinecady @janklausa nooooooooo don’t say that goddamn
@Dr_Tabor delicious
@janklausa @Emmelinecady I am watching Amazon Prime for my delivery today, in fact
@nzJayZee haaaaaaaaa
@nzJayZee shrimp curls
@janklausa @Emmelinecady Amazon Prime
@nzJayZee nah nailed it, all good
@janklausa @Emmelinecady give what a try
@nzJayZee oh jesus
@nzJayZee classic dad move
@nzJayZee sleep on it. for a few years.
@Emmelinecady @janklausa but have you watched Patriot???????/
@nzJayZee I was just talking (mostly shit) at lunch about becoming an architect
@Dr_Tabor nobody gives blood anymore. it’s all a scam by Big Dracula™ anyway
@Dr_Tabor welcome to the club :(
@janklausa *salutes the flag*
@janklausa seems like some kind of Patriot reference and I can’t take that risk
@janklausa never, not even as a joke
@janklausa “well playing devil’s advocate, to be fair, it’s quite simple actuallyâ€
@inconvergent yes, but only because you used var instead of const
“well, it's quiet simple†is the new “well, actuallyâ€
@_writehanded_ what the fuck, get fucked
@petsound medium vs message, though? I appreciate lo-fi production because I don’t feel guilty listening on a shithouse rig
@veganinbrighton heck yeah. fingers crossed for the weekend!!
@janklausa I mean yeah you can, but probably a v.different effect for you
@janklausa pills or
I am a _different_ person when I suck it up and take my meds. oof. hello enthusiasm!
@veganinbrighton heck yeah. I land in Bangkok mid-Feb, and out again late-April..so if you’re around somewhere! :D!
@veganinbrighton are you anywhere besides Japan between Feb->April?
@Emmelinecady have you seen my nails
@Palleas VIDEOTRON sounds like the future of phones from the 80s
@Emmelinecady yeah, the direction of the fucking bin
@enygma devs can build tools! I think if the hardware was there, people would start making progress
@enygma honestly, better quality hardware is all anyone has been asking for. meanwhile, Apple’s quality is…flailing
@berikv Tighte…cation
@dutchhoemafia I’ve waited my whole life for this omg
@dutchhoemafia if I have another phone can I be a modern woman too?
@dutchhoemafia you monster (in both cases)
@dutchhoemafia r u a supporter or what
@WestCoastyMo oof. hope you can sleep okay from here.
@samuelgoodwin ha :)
RT @parisba: Whichever one of you did this… no. https://t.co/oExcnl4aEv
@Emmelinecady rude
@GeekAndDad hehe, not quiteee like that :P it’s more about: if a card is stolen when travelling, I still have access to other funds
@GeekAndDad fortunately it’s a backup bank account, so no stress!
@janklausa oh wow this interview https://t.co/uqWPkgBTyn
@janklausa “I just booked flights to London†“first of all: congrats†“??â€
@janklausa but oh wow it’s condescending to say that to virtually anyone not in on the joke
@janklausa anyway in Professor Blastoff someone would say, well, almost anything, and the reply was usually “FIRST OF all: congratsâ€
@flickiter Australian banks seem okay in the scheme of things, yeah. though mostly I use @bankaust, and aren’t as F… https://t.co/1HJktR4y4d
@janklausa if by patriot you mean like 15 episodes of space ghost coast to coast then fuck yeah I did
@flickiter it was several layers of stupid before even getting to that
@janklausa did you ever listen to Professor Blastoff?
related: I’m an Expert™ at banks in Canada now that I’ve sent my first Interac e-Transfer®
@gilfer “book†you spic.twitter.com/GmxuAB68k568k5
@janklausa buy me one
@janklausa you try buying a laptop some day (???)
@jordanborth the most helpful person was on the phone for about 40 mins of that, which was nice. the others (4? 5? more?) were so robotic.
@gilfer …and I read “AREOLAâ€
1h 25min on the phone with a bank later, I’ll have access to my money again!
@RandiBop maybe they got confused and thought it had one SYLLABLE instead (???)
@amandalcormier DJ friend says: artist visa. “You basically walk in and show them your gigs/records/etc. and walk out with a two year visa.â€
@flickiter aaaaaaamazing
@Callalily57 @Emmelinecady what of it pic.twitter.com/AbzLGk0R8q
@Callalily57 @Emmelinecady Le Boston Creme
@Callalily57 @Emmelinecady sounds more like a French pastry than a donut
@Emmelinecady I’m kind of ~I dunno~ why I even know what a pats is tbh
@Emmelinecady thought you were referring to pats like patting Pux and I nearly got super mad @ u
@Emmelinecady is that even such a thing tho??
point: snow on a bike commute home is cold
counterpoint: chucked heaps mad skids
@RobertShippey purely ethical. someone once said to me “nothing should suffer so I can live†and it resonated. (tho… https://t.co/1AicwkqtVZ
@janklausa never sleep 24/7
@janklausa so you’re saying it’s so boring that I’ll just fall asleep when I try to watch
@janklausa what is this “back to�
@flickiter WHAT
@janklausa which is good because now I can watch space ghost coast to coast forever now
@janklausa d8* wow how did I miss that
@janklausa I’m up 2 date m8, s2e10 done
@janklausa checks out
@UkiahSmith “all day battery life†— author of 4 hour work week
@UkiahSmith at least on the 13†(not sure the 15â€), the TouchBar model has a ~10% smaller battery than non-TouchBar https://t.co/UVovERMCLf
@BrittA2211 did the conversation start like “I don’t want you to be worried, but…â€
@Gwladruns turmeric wasn’t invented until 2017 dickhead
when i was on chemo I was told if I were diagnosed 30 years prior, I was 100% dead. but instead, I was given 90% od… https://t.co/nt1ILjSPuJ
“Chemotherapy, Then and Now“ https://t.co/3wegOfaDLX
@oh_pies @tealandpurple sorry to barge in but hello I have an investment opportunity for you today potatochain.org
@HanneyChris Napster…BAAAAD https://t.co/hisvreYPeZ
@janklausa @Emmelinecady ham bun
@Emmelinecady nah you’re probably right, it’d make sense
@Emmelinecady ohhhh I thought it only meant like at home and stuff
@Emmelinecady wait how are mason jars environments
@Emmelinecady there are only like 5 bikes questions and half of them are “vintageâ€
@Emmelinecady wait you drink coffee and do art so you’re fucked
@Emmelinecady wow I only had 13?
@Emmelinecady uhhhh https://t.co/n6TT7AmWtg and https://t.co/nlQQsJBA6f are two I stlll have open
I’ve been doing some quizzes and apparently I’m not a hipster. BUT I now know I’m more hipster than I am yuppie. (???)
@Emmelinecady @janklausa Morgan used to have an ACAB (all cats are beautiful) on her carry-on bag which was good
@janklausa @Emmelinecady s/no/yes and/
@Cycleboredom the whole top 5, even
RT @LoganJames: In response to the MRA douche who edited all the women out of #TheLastJedi, I decided to edit all of the men out of Saving…
@kcimc that is a very real thing, and it’s a fundamental problem to address imo (and approachable in parallel)
@rodzajowo @Callalily57 funny you should ask, because sort of https://t.co/HBGlstq2kb
@janklausa I’ll gif u
yesterday a way-too-Richard-Spencer looking motherfucker started hassling me on my way home over a Sea Shepherd pat… https://t.co/DQzuRiQ8Ie
@rodzajowo related, via @Callalily57 just now: https://t.co/lHPMJtJ3ri
@Callalily57 haaaaa, that’s so good
@Callalily57 oh wow, organised! that looks great
@Callalily57 ah interesting. modelling pain on 0-10 is something I just can not manage to do. how do you find it?
@Callalily57 what pain tracker do you use? (and how do you like it?)
@Emmelinecady nano cheating
RT @effies: YOU GUYS
Australian opium farmers found mysterious crop circles in their fields.
The culprits: wallabies who got high and boun…
@rodzajowo related: I can’t fucking stand “on a scale from 1-10, how does it feel?â€
@oh_pies dominos yeah?
@oh_pies tbh it sounds kind of good?
@janklausa @Emmelinecady sleep is the important ingredient before going to get donuts duh
@janklausa @Emmelinecady have you been to sleep yet because it’s still Friday if not
@Emmelinecady related: pic.twitter.com/7Yiz69jtRg
@Emmelinecady hangin’ w/ Pux is easy to predict as “best night ever†tho
@Emmelinecady suuuuuper hard to balance :( I find it impossible to predict too - only hindsight for “yep, nope, should(n’t) have done thatâ€
@nzJayZee this isn’t really selling it, on the basis of peanut butter not being particularly photogenic it turns out
@nzJayZee Math.random() yes good
@janklausa do you want the ableist explanation or
@nzJayZee Dear Sir,
Lumps are not Crunch. Please add Crunch.
Xox,
Josh
@nzJayZee :fffffffffff
@nzJayZee smooth or crunchy tho or
@nzJayZee what kinda toast tho?
hey look, it’s the 19th ak@KangarooMovieie release day. get around it if you’re in NYC and LA! other dates upkangaroothemovie.com/cinemasFuRY
@seanlevin that took me way too long to understand, ‘cos I’m not on QWERTY. VSCode uses cmd+p, so I thought you mea… https://t.co/9fdypahKzm
@finicalgal the digital revolution made Big Kev’s products irrelevant. how can we Buy Back Australia with mp3s????
@skwashd what a fuckin’ shirt though
@gilfer hahah, between that and a Pick-A-Part earworm I’ll be employee of the month
@gilfer it all started when a boss asked me “it’s your favourite meeting topic: processing loops. are you excited?â€â€¦ https://t.co/O6xjV7TJe6
accidentally brought up Big Kev in the office. a great cultural ambassador.
there’s a lot of Space Ghost Coast to Coast on YouTube, and I’m soon gonna have a lot of free time to fill. uh oh.
RT @MuuMuse: “It’s gotta be edgy, like Hilary Duff.†#tbt https://t.co/BdvYl8kb6c
@dutchhoemafia what the fuck
the actual dream https://t.co/OXjLMLuMOl
@tealandpurple buoy, jesus christ
@tealandpurple “bouy debutâ€
RT @AusAntarctic: When a #penguin drops in to check on your work.
📷 Matthew McKay
#Antarctica #justanotherdayattheoffice #awesome https://…
@janklausa beefaghetti tbh
@janklausa it reminded me of this though and wow fuck growing up was good times https://t.co/y65cL1D5Lc
@janklausa well I sure don’t make spaghetto or fuckin fettuccina
@janklausa just one huh
(and later checking `if (foo === null) {}`, it not working)
one of my favourite* things about JavaScript is explicitly defining a value as undefined: `const foo = undefined`. (*yeahhh)
@messycook putting the pectis in #babygirlrespectisjusttheminimum
@messycook I’d already forgotten?????/
georgiahwebster Here is a lovely grazing wombat on Maria Island, Tasmania. #wildoz pic.twitter.com/sPqgrDgmOO
@gilfer and also NONE AT ALL
@initials_games @MYDISCOMYDISCO fuckin yo
@n26 #nobullshit at ubahn heinrich-heine-straßepic.twitter.com/SDGCDiidr11
RT @AboriginalAstro: Just wanted to point out to all the Southern Cross-wearing white nationalists out there... you now have an officially…
@ekurutepe I’m working on it! :pic.twitter.com/LKQYDZmY0d0d
@ZazzyV hugs. brains and people are complicated and hard :(
@Cyclocosm I honestly thought that was going to be a reference to something like this: https://t.co/4CDmK62KsB
@declandebarra I remember looking up how much my cancer would have cost in the US. eeeasily six figures, just to fi… https://t.co/FAdl8iD7XY
@DDsD wow, christ
@declandebarra christ that’s heartbreaking
@christian_beer I should have added more !!!!s to make the sarcasm more obvious :P
two years ago today, a boss of mine took their own life. it’s always hit me fairly personally (for a number of bumm… https://t.co/dpPFk2nc7S
really loving this out-of-the-box thinking on this new @n26 campaign. more than a bank!! pic.twitter.com/q7md7gTDLD