@ashfurrow last time I needed a dev, you hooked me up with @janklausa. so, uh, know anyone looking? ;)
are you a+ good at iOS dev? (want to) live in Berlin? come work with me! :) taxfix.workable.com/jobs/420891
@Pinboard nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno
@luckythespider probably the most terrified I’ve ever been
@luckythespider was that were the possums descended upon us for our pizza?
@olebegemann in a way, Balsamiq (with “sketch skinâ€) does that. it’s more UI than sketch focused though. https://t.co/uagsCaveAf
@Palleas I don’t know what the fuck happened in this picturpic.twitter.com/3OsUjnxtbjbj
@Palleas this would never happen on Telegram
@peralmq you know I’m good for itpic.twitter.com/jXnN6N4qe8e8
@peralmq dunno, looks p.good to me pic.twitter.com/0tjB4zyRZV
@janklausa does it make u feel good or
RT @gilfer: It’s “Adam & Eve†not “Donald & Steve.†—Old Republican proverb.
@pjf oh dang, i should have scrolled up. ha :)
@pjf (i downgraded!)
@pjf there’s a PR that fixes the issues, but not released afaik. you can roll your own if you have a signing key, or downgrade ffox :(
@twinfold best not to comment on domestic issues in foreign hospitals though, right?
@twinfold how fucking embarrassing
@dwiskus well, yeah, such is the demand of physical distribution, to even the most diy of bands tho
@dwiskus no question: https://t.co/5SzCj4HG70
@MsRachyDoodle try new Diet Water Lightâ„¢
@gilfer Sunday night sorted
@gilfer ah nice! I subscribe to other Wheeler Centre things - hadn’t heard of this. thanks!
@gilfer on pretty much any other weekend there wouldn’t be a question about it. I know it’s unfair/hyperbolic to imply though, but shit.
@gilfer small part of me is terrified about what happens when they arrive. can’t be worse than Manus…can it? :/
@gilfer speaking of losers, has Malcolm said anything yet?
@irldexter :(
@Politepix I legit cannot imagine how it must feel. for it to be so swift, no amnesty/warning, even
RT @drewmccormack: Introduced new experiment today: a Distributed Value Store called Impeller. Think Git for Swift value types. https://t.c…
@RandiBop sux when pirate streams are easier to access :/ I pay when I can, but sports licensing is ridiculous
@gilfer @2010LeeHurst just strap a timebomb and a Huggies Ultra to the terrorist and adopt them as your child <3 out with old, y’know?
@samuelgoodwin that’s such a good idea, ha. I usually would put it on the stove before showering, but that makes me nervous
@Politepix related, my horror this morning: pic.twitter.com/qMf0zxmhjh
@johannacherry you have a couch for me to sleep on yeah? i might not leave
@janklausa or maybe OK/THX_BUT_ILL_PASS
@janklausa what about TRUE/FALSE
behold…the elusive double hamburgepic.twitter.com/cOWTZwdptptp
@SVPofThings there’s an app for that™
@pgor there isn’t :pic.twitter.com/1arxPieWmLmL
@tleydn I’m doing a lot of jq these days. it’s so good.
@annemette Mary could do better. pic.twitter.com/TO5yc2gazP
@workingkills I got there in the end, everything was okay <3
@janklausa there is literally no way to get out now pic.twitter.com/3w2kNrVG2R
current status: pic.twitter.com/MgwVpQowkT
@bankaust hi! is your iOS app outsourced or built in-house? if the latter, how often are you hiring?
RT @Politepix: Hi! I'd enjoy finding a part time role solving meaty technical probs & using my communication/systemization skills. BER/remo…
@Politepix any preferred tech stack, etc?
@janklausa oh
@janklausa what movie
@ericaavey understood. fucking sucks, and it’s all hard, yo. sorry :( internet hugs <3
@ericaavey I think it’s *easier* (at a cost), but not *needed*. it’s certainly a privileged position as a cis-person to make that choice tho
@ericaavey I 100000% agree that society vs women is awful, but excluding trans folk from your activism is excluding people w/ same issues
@ericaavey not all women have vaginas. not all people with menstrual cycles are women.
@Cocoanetics but at that point, it’s almost how familiar/comfortable you are with Ruby
@Cocoanetics sure! Fastlane is pretty generic, if you need it to be. e.g. I set it up to do Sparkle updates, bundle a .dmg, and push to S3
spent an hour today combining Markov chains with my iMessage history with @Emmelinecady. it makes about as much sense as real conversations
@LGnome them’s fighting words
@WestCoastyMo heh, it’s to help with my headache. sigh sigh.
@WestCoastyMo nod nod. I typically take 100mg tramadol
@WestCoastyMo and you just take the one usually?
@irace Bulgaria, Kosovo, Montenegro. the Balkans in general, really.
@prostheticknowl hi! been a while, but fyi: your blog is wonderful, and your hard work provides a continued source of inspiration <3
@ericaavey p.sure this instagram account is related to you instagram.com/teaveryblends/
@janklausa so, basically me right now
@janklausa I had to manually type the URL in today and kinda started to wonder about my life choices
@janklausa im here 4 u
@janklausa seen the all-star version?
@irldexter hmm noise is actually v.clever. will try!
@WestCoastyMo what kinda doses are you taking?
@MsRachyDoodle ahah, if it counts for anything, “same†for the most. my liver (I think?) is about my only properly working organ
@MsRachyDoodle hearts are like kidneys though, you don’t need all valves? or livers where they regrow? or spleens where you don’t need them?
@MsRachyDoodle (lol, out of context, that’s probably pretty insulting)
@MsRachyDoodle dunno man, if a pig ever needs a transplant you’re probably top of that list
@MsRachyDoodle organ donation is the one thing I *am* allowed to sign up for..though 99% chance of a “lol, no, he’s broken, to the bin!â€
@MsRachyDoodle sounds fuckin brutal. are you at least part-cyborg now?
@MsRachyDoodle haha, fuck, I’d often wondered what ailed you, but wasn’t my place to ask. that’s gonna leave a bruise for sure!
@MsRachyDoodle constant pain vs constant other things. tradeoffs suck.
@MsRachyDoodle I’ve never had it (or at least not noticed it!) with anything this badly before. wheewwww
@MsRachyDoodle maybe it’s because the rest of my brain/body shuts up long enough that only ringing remains
@luckythespider orly? I didn’t see many people online mentioning it. drives me bonkers.
do any of you folk regularly(ish) take tramadol, at all? do you get ringing in your ears?
how does mercury even work? imgur.com/gallery/pMn6ikS
not sure if the installation instructions are perfect satire on the state of javascript today: bloomberg.github.io/bucklescript/
@nancycdhill i decided you are the worst because you’re such a talented fuck. so like, stop it. or keep doing it. or whatever.
RT @PeterSinger: I wish every person who thinks fishing is a pleasant way to spend the time would read this: https://t.co/XIspfBXBGN
Better…
@andrewn I’m 84% sure this was the SO post you mentioned yesterday (because I’m facing that issue now) https://t.co/pd80wla8Qu
@Politepix I want a fab lab that really emphasises the “fabâ€
@geology_rocks I feel a sense of ultimate hopelessness when the Twitter team says “sorry, nothing more we can doâ€
@geology_rocks it’s still awful by default, but dang a followup tweet has totally saved me so many times. “we’ll get right on that, npâ€
@ZuckerBaby bleh yeah. as if finding work isn’t a miserable enough process already… :( fingers crossed for next time
@ZuckerBaby Germany is still pretty migrant friendly… wink nudge hello :D
@ZuckerBaby yeah, it seems pretty hit/miss. some companies seem super willing, others don’t. wish they’d just be upfront, and not waste time
@ZuckerBaby yeah but E-3 are only applicable for Australians? I’d have thought that’d make them uncommon(/hard), but I’m only guessing
@ZuckerBaby E-3 specifically? I guess it’s relatively uncommon, when they’d usually do H-1B etc?
@rodzajowo tru. for real naps, just do it out in the open, like all the cool kids do(/did)
@rodzajowo NO LAPTOP. NAPS ONLY.
@johannacherry HAHA, you win
@johannacherry aka new desktop wallpaper, I hope
@johannacherry horrifying
noodle simulation++: https://t.co/WLBOIbvzSb
probably my favourite lolcommit pic.twitter.com/Vn9eBXhZCP
@Gernot I saw that on a coworker’s machine too (I don’t have Spotify installed, so I’d never seen it)
@RandiBop the definition of beauty
@janklausa you’d know if I told you that
@janklausa just use objc then, np
@workingkills it’s subtle, but I look better
@janklausa if you’re making a library/framework, this should be mandatory. we got burned by a vendor that omitted a keyword
cat + josh = pic.twitter.com/EQnpzQOAcc
@johannacherry AHAH DEAR GOD pic.twitter.com/3F4E0bfyZd
@johannacherry remember when you said I looked like that cat? now apparently I look like fruit and cheese pic.twitter.com/GjSTzFcSfZ
@janklausa reveal your source
@michaelneale where does “m8†fall on this spectrum?
@ashfurrow I hear screenshotting is a totally efficient way to transfer pristine duplicates of photos
@terryhope they ended up being 2am donuts
@geology_rocks KENS backwards omg
@peralmq hashtag world record. well done! ;D
@edokoa Starting A Lawnmower Simulator 2017
@Palleas it has never recommended that to me though. what could that mean???????
Amazon is emailing to recommend me something I’ve already bought. computerssssssss
@id ONE CABLE TO RULE THEM ALL
@id it’s called usb c ;)
@osobinka fingers fucking crossed, piska
@petsound nothing major found so far. only stupid shit like ~600 levels on Two Dots, and the locations in Weather.app
@petsound the apps nor the OS were updated recently on this device :/ it’s on iCloud, so probably something there
@whakkee yeah that’s my only thought, but hard to know for sure
a number of apps on my phone seem to have completely reset themselves. anyone had this/know why?
@declandebarra poetry
@NimbleBit !!! I just opened Vegas today, and all of my data has been reset. help?!
@messycook hey did you get hacked
@terryhope oh, and then donuts. #healthfoodvegan
@terryhope I started today with waffles and cake. pancakes are next up!
@tekerson dam..n :D
@justMaku I haven’t watched yet, but put in a preorder :f
happy Friday the 13th! ðŸ´
@johannacherry wow, fuck that. hugs.
@slobirdrop did you ever see these? https://t.co/DcqP1tG1xd
@kadybat @CastIrony iirc the 3ds (xl?) was a form of USB also, which was infuriating at the time having to buy separately
@Kiss_my_Panache my national shame :( hope the actual country wasn’t so bad, at least. I miss it.
@Kiss_my_Panache Australian, I assume?
“Note: Please do not reply to this auto-generated email.â€
I like when email doesn’t expect to be replied to. really suits my workflow.
@janklausa dunno, imo https://t.co/GPvmlz7x2n still wins
@Emmelinecady casual day comes after leg day and before Doris Day
@paprikapapaya 🌈🌈🌈
@Bandcamp honest question! how’s your applicant success rate? seems like a lot of hoops just to submit (fyi: mayonnaise. not that I’m ops.)
@CastIrony it’s surprisingly listenable
@CastIrony holy
@ashfurrow yup. Blue Card visa makes the migration _super_ easy and good.
@ashfurrow ha :) sounds familiar. I went Canada -> NL -> US -> Berlin. can’t see myself leaving any time soon. do it!
@ashfurrow where to next, then?
@coveloper they don’t give those to just anyone…
@coveloper sorting out your .de visa yet?
@slobirdrop hey friend. been a while and we’ve never been ~close~ and all. but, well, internet hugs today. I’m around if you need to hhhh <3
@MostlyAmelie may/may not have tried that already today. maybe.
@Politepix I desperately need a haircut, but I’m not doing it in weather like this :(
@Gernot but…it’s so cold :(
@paprikapapaya hey, congrats. glad you’ve got good news! it’s been a bumpy road :) sucks it’s happening at all
@dotmariusz @janklausa d-d-D-DROP THE PNEUMONIA
@janklausa it’s probably the creepiest thing anyone can sing in general tbh, but to a cat? probably fine. pour him a drink
@ratkins oh no, tongue was firmly in cheek. my read is mostly that he would have just wanted a seachange. Apple can’t keep that.
@ratkins if you love it set it free, maaan
@jordanborth nah, working on a different side-project. as always ;)
@janklausa oh huh, that’s good I guess
@janklausa “I guess you’re doing fine. no one replied to the email, so I guess that’s goodâ€
@janklausa why did no one ping you after the, say, second to suss that out? that would seem mostly non-optional :[
@MikeDiBella but did you get the rollerblades?
the real reason I want a standing desk at work: pic.twitter.com/bP7pnrAwCu
@terryhope g’morn t’hope
@ekurutepe amazing!
@ekurutepe was it just random chance? or did you know he’d be there?
@ekurutepe a day in the future, even :D
@everywourd /cc @ashfurrow
TIL: React (Native) components starting with a lower case letter just..won’t work. you’ll get a v. cryptic error message
@veganinbrighton because #smart*
@veganinbrighton I had a good deal of Vego bar this morning. I think you’re good* (*I might not be a neutral advisor though)
@ZuckerBaby sacrilege
@Dr_Tabor makes one of us
thanks to @Zorg__, I’ve got Sparkle updates working in a sandboxed app. bundle, signed, released via Fastlane. super easy to iterate now!
@j_s_n_d @alwarney jq is so last week. everyone’s on jid these daysgithub.com/simeji/jidSc (yes yes I know they’re different, but fyi!)
@rwenderlich @Lyndsey360 ha :) I just saw this Tweet while running a Fastlane build. I just updated to 2.6.0, and now 2.7.0 is out!
@nzJayZee it’s interesting if you know the game and pay close enough attention though
@nzJayZee Borderlands 2 was exactly that too
@RevolutionRukus nah, didn’t bother
@RevolutionRukus I was sent a vendor framework, they forgot to make a documented func public (default is internal) so I can’t use it
@janklausa tru
@janklausa thx
@janklausa here u go:
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@janklausa diskutil make-noodle or something
@ericaavey @janklausa don’t worry, they arrived yesterday: https://t.co/jK1GCTgP34
@ericaavey oh. in that case, the weather is gr8 here you should come back
@janklausa oh. I don’t know if Pux has ever actually eaten that
@janklausa I’ve given up on groceries in this weather. dry pasta on bread is basically a meal if necessary