@BoldlyTweeting oh boy, all the time. "do I deserve this? it's not _that_ bad. maybe a glass of water instead."
@halfwrittentale the roll is like the whitepages afaik (at least, used to be?)
RT @uikonf: We’re doing something different this year: an all-female speaker line-up! Read about it here: https://t.co/UFKjnJZ0P1
so @bookymargoof is the best human and makes the best doodles pic.twitter.com/LHjAVQEpcR
@GeekAndDad yeah, also sometimes dupes are done for radars filed later (with better repro etc), so that’s possible… https://t.co/x7T7j3Vulf
@Emmelinecady SHE IS. IT IS PUX
my favourite part of this is that it's a duplicate of another radar. how long have they known? https://t.co/BB1ZUdJeaP
@debedee heheheheheheheheheheheh
@ashfurrow "this wouldn't happen under Jobs!!!!!!!!"
@mikeash ha, guessing you're not talking about cricket (in which case: batsmen)
@a2 ~le soupir~
@ratqueencartel I chose a tenant because they were the only applicant on the shortlist that had a cat, lols
@oh_pies AHA I forgot about that name. I bought yoghurt, I’ll tempt her later brb
@oh_pies it’s not a drawer but loopic.twitter.com/GsoRD4hIQcQc
@oh_pies "josh drawer"
@oh_pies would your impression have changed if it was referred to as:
a) "undies drawer"
b) "jocks drawer"
@oh_pies I hope it was about the drawer itself and not the contents. because dang what a good wood grain
@triodosde thanks!
@Emmelinecady can we all just marry her, jeez
@KathyReid ahh, so many memories of that place
what not to say to someone with cancer: https://t.co/i7KK5BQPD7
@ratqueencartel at least fuggin spell it right ya gronk
@triodosde hi! is is correct that the DE Triodos app is "MyBankingApp", but there's a Triodos specific app in NL(/o… https://t.co/DqfPW71Oy9
@oh_pies like, I know a """"lot"" of people totally okay with "okay yeah that was completely fucked" vs "okay yeah… https://t.co/lBEf59Jxe3
@oh_pies from conversation with my old man, he takes issues with the semantics but not the actual incident. that wh… https://t.co/nKwLu6hmBq
@oh_pies "oh, what, next you're going to call me """billionaire""""? how disrespectful!"
@skwashd @bendigobank wonder how it looks in ffox
@Emmelinecady @nancycdhill I think I'm still in debt because you made, I think, approx 1000000000000000 waffles????
@irldexter nah, don’t think so. still have to manually set the timestamps- this just automates the commands for splitting etc
@Emmelinecady high school snooze-ical*
@Emmelinecady ahhhh, that explains it. thanks!
@Emmelinecady is there a reason that a bunch of people are talking about it suddenly? did a thing happen, or are people just agreeing or
@debedee nah it’s ok, good excuse to hoard some stuff at least
@debedee ehhh it’s mostly a “Mum’s stuff†storage bin after she died, and I haven’t had/made the time to properly g… https://t.co/lhDCX8lScI
@debedee I had stuff at Dad’s place when I left Australia. but long story short now I have a storage unit, and he p… https://t.co/EndUDZW0sL
@Emmelinecady oh! deflect instead with “oy with the poodles alreadyâ€, it’s kind of perfect even if they’re not in on it
RT @cathyrossphoto: always was. always will be. ABORIGINAL LAND. â¤ðŸ’›ðŸ–¤ https://t.co/D1u09O3egC
@Emmelinecady deflect with a tactical “haha no I’m terrible everything is terrible we’re all dying†or similar ???
@tahinikill only if they have to pay royalties to the original artist because The Industry Is Great And Everything Is Great
@Emmelinecady I will die on this pretzel shaped hill
@Emmelinecady """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pretzels"""""
@Emmelinecady does that mean:
- """"pretzels""""""
- almonds
[end of list]
@Emmelinecady whatcha gettin at trader joes borbos
@mespicyboii what are your thoughts and feelings on international shipping aka how much do you want to avoid responsibility
oh hey if you just invert the speed value it gets slower and you get my future legacy to the world (you're welcome) https://t.co/HRUDVhYaD5
I built a script to help make "X but every time they say Y it gets faster" videos, so here's a thing that exists no… https://t.co/zz9S7hiQGb
@jfpoole a successful idiot? there's a hope for me yet!
@Emmelinecady @janklausa YEP
@_writehanded_ hahahah eat?????? who has time for that!!!!! too busy doin a hustle!!!!!!!
@nzJayZee do u get a spesh valentines day off in lieu?
@nzJayZee oh yeah same. not a 2019 thing at all :[
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof I've been bangin https://t.co/OcKsL37HUv on a fair bit recently ey
@_writehanded_ luv 2 do success!!!!!!!!!
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof oh yo, shaneo, fuckin awful/great
@Emmelinecady the author went to a 28k/yr (in 90s dollars) school in St Louis if it makes you feel any better (worse)
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof related, have you seen this? https://t.co/QQVyfqu3FU
honestly. can't we please frame success in any other terms as a society? this makes me sad: "Extreme people get ext… https://t.co/qJtePdDQFn
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof it's like how old kitkats are used as the guts of new kitkats
I can't tell if this is parody. is this parody? tell me this is parody. this ticks about 0 boxes of success to me https://t.co/hQGzPhU3uN
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof if you ruin it, it just becomes vomit for next round
@nzJayZee I just sent it to @bookymargoof and I can't wait to make one with her
@nzJayZee this is so good!
@michaelneale weirdly enough, the fastest I ever got through was in the very middle of the siege a few years back.… https://t.co/VsUuYY6kXR
@michaelneale that'll do it :(
@michaelneale travel with carry-on! I'm off the plane and outside of the terminal in ~5mins most of the time
@jameshultgren like, for cars, doing burnouts?
okay, got the rest of the emojis working! good to know it's possible, just gotta work out how to automate it pic.twitter.com/qEP4HpYPgr
"A new documentary addresses the stigma of menstruation in India" -> https://t.co/Y4WGC8Z2gg
@millenomi from an ocean away, a person you don't know, but feeling similar feelings: hug.
@nzJayZee "sorry, I meant to say, [redacted]"
@nzJayZee have u tried: not asking??????
(for example, some emojis in Chromium. note the titlebar/taskbar doesn't render emojis though, fun fun fun) pic.twitter.com/zuap9hVtm3
turns out, you _can_ use Apple's emojis on Linux (though some of the ligatures don't work correctly). but sbix -> C… https://t.co/TB4BocNJQU
@skwashd reminded me of this video: https://t.co/8HRp7pd6E7
@skwashd I was lobbing rocks onto the (frozen) lake by me the other day to hear the way sound pinged around through the ice
@skwashd the ground is frozen here, and I end up feeling so dehydrated cos who wants to be drinking water in this?
@skwashd that's what the experts call """""dehydration""" :P
@halfwrittentale from @justMaku: "Yes, a lot!"
@DDsD housing affordability ain’t great there, oof. can’t believe how expensive that city is, it’s Canberra ffs
RT @arambartholl: Someone is trying to sell a penthouse on a handwritten note at rewe. 164m² for 1.290.000,- € ... #Berlin https://t.co/7lo…
@ZazzyV hard agree
@EthicalVegnLife @Gwladruns at first I thought it said "heated cap" and like, yeah sure, sound good. but cape?! sign me up
@Gwladruns just hit up gumtree. probably totally fine, not suss at all
@Gwladruns ok cool. they're fuckin' great, get one now
@Gwladruns what is an electric blanket in the UK? like, one you lay flat under your bedsheet? or one you put on top of you?
@GeekAndDad I don’t think it’s the caffeine since it’s such a minute quantity, but more in the processing. no idea though!
@aprilwensel OH and the French onion soup at Le Potager du Marais is extremely worth it
@aprilwensel and going by Cloud Cakes for a croissant and then VG Patisserie for treats, I hope :)
@GeekAndDad weirdly enough, caffeine adversely impacts me, but chocolate is okay. BUT cacao nibs impact me like caf… https://t.co/VpDwYUKA46
@christian_beer agree. in performance-critical circumstances I get it, but I've never once needed the default behaviour
RT @lazerwalker: Do I know anyone who's worked with HTML5 <video> els on Android browsers? I'm getting a frustrating ~1-sec buffering pause…
@RachaelHasIdeas I've always wondered about the semantics of "bulls testicles" as they don't belong to a bull, but… https://t.co/H94av7Hp8G
@ericaavey ok, but what if instead: beanbags
@janklausa you can abbreviate it to “butt. noods.†though, so that’s kind of worth it
@collindonnell do earbuds block outside sound that much for you? I ride my bike with one earbud in _always_ but I t… https://t.co/aesOCvIdAT
@Emmelinecady holy fuck I forgot about this
@hellobuglers goodness, ticket fees in the US are....cONVENIENT? (they even charge $3 to pick up the tickets at the… https://t.co/lHSakfCGz1
@Emmelinecady @janklausa did u kno: me and @janklausa went for donuts yesterday
@Emmelinecady YES. it's in the same folder as screenshots from when Paige and I found each other on chatroulette
@Emmelinecady I only have a still of this one, instead of a gif: pic.twitter.com/t2kLeATb9n
@Emmelinecady was it this one pic.twitter.com/VEmb1UHAMp
@Emmelinecady uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH
@Emmelinecady wait blingee makes gifs, not uses gifs. I have failed :(
@Emmelinecady as a followup I just opened a search for fart gifs and also blingee. but the fart gifs are all (shockingly?????????) bad
@Emmelinecady I hate to think what my #brand of love letters is, jesus christ. THAT SAID if I ever received a love… https://t.co/MS0Dqa3N8M
@Emmelinecady did u mean to write this in an SMS because fyi this is Twitter
@sareg0 does that happen across browsers? might just be an implementation bug?
@_writehanded_ SURPRISE!! HOOT HOOT!!!! pic.twitter.com/KiZDj2QF0B
@_writehanded_ I have a pair of underwear that has a little owl illustration tucked under a fold of the fabric and it’s very ??????
@janklausa this one is so fuckin good https://t.co/JgZEFoxm22
@janklausa this is where I'm at, so https://t.co/8wqSMOQfqB
@Emmelinecady does it count as food when you “â€â€â€eat shitâ€â€â€â€â€â€ on ice trying to get to the supermarket?
@ericaavey half deec mexican place with good vegan options there, memoriesssss
@ericaavey flat white, or
@lazerwalker booking tickets for 2027?
@BoldlyTweeting I get it fairly regularly. feels like my heart pumps backwards for a beat and throws me entirely off for a few moments
@amandalcormier radrad. ps happy shiny new year!
