The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2016

@averrer yeah. just crawled into bed :) will zzz now. thanks for words and advice! apps are a good idea

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@averrer I’ve (re)started journaling for now. reflecting on “what didn’t feel good today?” gives me a point of what to improve tomorrow+on

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@averrer IN MY DEFENCE I’m still jet lagged and mildly sick still. I’m waiting for that to settle, then I’ll get myself moving forward

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@averrer yeah, I have grander plans, but motivation usually means I end up lazy. I need to find habits and routine. exercise, study, chores

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@averrer “to do: refresh Twitter, YouTube, Instagram. repeat.” basically hehe

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@averrer ha, time is about all I have. motivation/momentum is the issue

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@averrer thank you :) yes, for the most I have support and help. lots to do on my own though. hard, heavy days. coping though.

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@averrer good terms with company, just not great terms with ~life~. back in Australia for a while (hence blankets!) to sort things out :)

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@averrer ha, ironically, I left that job last week :) sad sad

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@averrer fwiw: I took two blankets from planes in the last month. sux about your housemate+their attitude, but the blanket is a-okay!

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@incanus77 I have no words, Justin. I’m thinking of you. hugs.

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@janklausa maybe when pay happens I’ll make a move maybe perhaps

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@louieckim lol, I’m unemployed as fuck right now. no dressing it up. by choice, at least, but still

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@janklausa yeah push notes (in euros when abroad even) are ace. cancel card. even activating it. aw.

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@ijansch that means your next one will take 2 weeks ;)

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@janklausa see but I can’t. get. over not having n26 styled app access to an airberlin(/other) card. this is a problem.

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and suddenly, inbox 400

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@tleydn ace. I’ll post it on SO in case it helps someone in future :)

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@tleydn how about `free -m | awk 'NR==2{printf "%.0f\n", $2*0.8 }’` ?

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@KristinJVal “don’t click th—DON’T LOOK AT MY HISTORY”

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@KristinJVal it’s all those damn adware toolbars :)

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@KristinJVal heh in the earlier days of mobile webdev, I always made sure to find out what phone was used by whoever is authorising payment

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@heatheremerrick ha, I’ve sung “heads, shoulders, knees and toes” (without the first two!) on repeat in that situation before :)

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@louieckim you know what you did, you know what you deserve

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@janklausa yeah. I *reeaaally* like(d) Airbnb as Couchsurfing++, but I hate it as a hotel model

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@janklausa “but there aren’t enough properties for tenants!!!!! BUILD MORE HOUSING!!!!” or just fuck off with your holiday homes maybe

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@janklausa “They argue the government is targeting them to distract from their failures to build affordable housing.” oh my god

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@ArnottsBikkies oh thank Christ. permanently? or is this just a transition?

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@wdmccabe that’s common enough and free, if you’re shipping enough units

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@janklausa if you love Poland so much why don’t you marry it

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@janklausa in Canada my physical credit card has nothing to do with my bank which was weird

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@janklausa often liability and logistics. whoever makes the card (ie factory) doesn’t necessary know your details

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@Ghentleman haha, it was not. I mostly just ranted about jetlag.

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@janklausa @justMaku (that said, that involves supporting _old_ versions and devices and augh fuck)

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@janklausa @justMaku oh it’s not even about that, nor OSS, but more about reach into markets

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@janklausa @justMaku I dunno, doin’ a lot of thinking. there’s an ethical argument for doing Android dev :)

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@janklausa @justMaku yet all I can read is “does making ice cream make you gay?”

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@justMaku @janklausa just come to Australia. the status miles alone are worth it ;)

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@janklausa @justMaku TO BE CLEAR, I don’t want to do ~Android dev~, but y’know, never hurts to learn

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@justMaku I gave my 6P back on Monday and…I kind of miss it?????????

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@justMaku a) what is my life now even, b) what is my life now even

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today I: a) start using @dayoneapp for journalling. b) pull down the latest Android SDK and dive on in.

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@irldexter kicking and screaming, I hope ;)

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@brentriddell I know, yeah? it’s..awkward. that perfect line in between “could be real” and “must be fake”

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why can’t I tell if the Snowden movie trailer is parody or not. I mean, Nic Cage?

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@janklausa I also like the operator “du” because it’s the lyrics for https://t.co/ucv2NGLauA

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@clue HEY look at these two things in the same screenshot /cc @LisaKennelly @janklausa pic.twitter.com/tP8Q2iMlLt

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@ArnottsBikkies the new BBQ shapes taste so sweet, with less flavour :( they used to be my favourite SAVOURY snack, now they’re all sugar

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@janklausa I missed a word too. at least I have an excuse? or just. I dunno. it’s legit too early

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@Telstra I tried the Qualtrics survey as to why I left, but it’s not letting me continue. absolute waste of timepic.twitter.com/SuKI9ytKGYGY

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@pjf the internet on this flight, above ocean, is faster (granted, higher latency) than my connection when I land in Canberra. awful.

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@dimsimkitty @tahinikill just sweet would be good. it was stevia sweet. fucked.

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@CastIrony I missed 100% of the shots I didn’t take this year. pleased with that outcome.

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@LisaKennelly sorry I don’t understand as I am p.much unemployed

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just left the @clue office for the last time as an employee. so so so grateful for the opportunity. so much goodness in those four walls <3

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@BrittA2211 lemon lime and bitters for me, but you’re on!

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@BrittA2211 I’ll be in Australia on Wednesday, so

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@SaltineJustine that said, I’m heading into autumn. I’ll miss everything blooming and green :(

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@ashfurrow I’m feeling that at two places at once right now. it was zero not long ago. v.good feels.

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@ashfurrow I was at Abu Dhabi the other day - the smoke escapes into adjacent halls. it’s horrible :(

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@veganinbrighton oh, lol, you’re still at the shelter and they’re doing that? I figured you had to be at a hostel somewhere

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@irldexter yeah. surely an adblock rule for it. fucking awful.

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@ashfurrow I looked at our stats the other day, and we’re at ~4% iOS 8. can p.much drop it now. that’s so good

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@bmf and for Android devs: dropping older OS versions also becomes an ethical/moral decision. old versions are only old in rich countries.

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@workingkills lol, iOS doesn’t have outlines around the buttons. you just have to guess if it’s awkward spacing or actually two buttons!

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@aelleaelle it's a gorgeous blue sky in Berlin. I couldn't believe my weather app saying 2° :(

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after trying with @janklausa, it seems impossible to add the champagne emoji to your Twitter profile. something something censorship etc omg

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@colincornaby but it’s the top of the fourth inning, about to start the final quarter, right? from downtown! home run!

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@janklausa gonna add some constraints brb PR coming

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@qikipedia fyi the cow-poo-in-field gambling thing is called “plop lotto” in Australia

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@flickiter wasn't sure! figured I should check :) but was gone minutes after anywayyyYYyyyY

via Fenix for Android in reply to flickiter from Berlin, Germany

@flickiter 😎😎😎 I went by your work on Sunday. I thought it was Saturday. (it was coincidence and a quick trip or I'd have let you know!)

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@cosmocatalano I had a weirdly great experience last week where they renewed a fully expired policy. amazed.

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@SaltineJustine lol jetlag. it'd be ace to nab snax later in the week if you're interested?

via Fenix for Android in reply to SaltineJustine from Berlin, Germany

@pr1001 oh no, I meant: “did they announce something new I didn’t see?” (because I’ve been travelling) :)

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@pbur yeah :) 8 hours difference. it's 4:15pm and I'm up to 22 hours. can't wait to break 24 standing hours in a day!

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@skwashd "dear marketing, you were right. love, corporate."

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@twinfold hehe. wonder if you'll get 100mbit before I get gigabit ;)

via Fenix for Android in reply to twinfold from Berlin, Germany

@twinfold I just landed back in Berlin. on my way back to my 100mbit home after struggling on 3mbit in Oz. embarrassing :(

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@skwashd it's welcome nonetheless. glad they're not being stubborn in the face of a fuckup

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@skwashd @Telstra I cancelled my account already, and many others. daaamage controoool!

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@Optus ha, I'll give it a shot later. I just arrived in Berlin, so who knows how SMS authentication works with roaming :)

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SO IT TURNS OUT being sleep deprived makes you irritable

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@GeekAndDad ha! I’m flying back there in 8 hours :)

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@irace try it as your primary. I've learned a lot in the last two months doing the same. back to iOS next week though

via Fenix for Android in reply to irace from Canberra, Australian Capital Territory

@Optus are verifications on My Optus down or something? the 4 digit code doesn't work. help :(

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@Telstra hey! just fyi, today I switched to Optus. it’s not me, it’s you - moral grounds and all that. I’m sure you understand. love, Josh.

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@schwa I’m taking a box of Bushells back to Berlin for a fellow Australian. tea matters.

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@irldexter Medium and Twitter founder: ‘We put junk food in front of them and they eat it’

https://t.co/7pBReZShJ7

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@Ghentleman they were the folks that introduced me to computer beach party https://t.co/U0IeDvkyHo

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@Ghentleman oh man, found footage festival is so good! saw it irl a couple of times even

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@Ghentleman ah right. I’ve played with castAR before and was 10000% blown away. but it’s different. similar, but felt better in 2013

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@Ghentleman mm. I had a semi-chance to play with Oculus a couple of months ago. maybe should have. ah well.

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@Ghentleman nah :/ and I realise I probably should. ha.

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@Ghentleman I’m still struggling to get excited about it :/

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@airberlin ahh, that makes sense. bummer, but still :) thanks!

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@airberlin I’ll try that! perhaps in the meantime, it doesn’t seem to be possible to set “My Route” as TXL<->AUH, but I fly that most!

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@airberlin hi! wondering if you can help: assign seats on Etihad (AB booked) flight (and give me the EY PNR), and assign VGML to it. thanks!

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@EtihadHelp oh, and assigning special meal!

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@EtihadHelp hi! I have a flight booked via Airberlin, wondering if you can assist with seat assignment (or: getting my booking ref)

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@_hotsauce shrug. I'll take slower downloads over a company that'll roll over to the catholic church. fuck that so much.

via Fenix for Android in reply to _hotsauce from Canberra, Australian Capital Territory

@Optus so far so good. gotta deal with the activation and number migration game, but here's to an a+ loving relationship forever and ever <3

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I didn't wake up this morning expecting to have ditched @Telstra, and yet I just emerged from an @Optus store. hi!

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@oh_pies that sounds like the best kind of test on paper. good luck!

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@amaysimAU or, even better, can I buy a SIM in person these days? and lastly what’s the best way to transfer a prepaid number fro@Telstrara?

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@amaysimAU hi! if I order a SIM today, what are the odds it’ll hit Canberra by Friday?

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@danilic ah, wonderful, thanks! ironically @Telstra still on the list, ha :)

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@danilic @Telstra (easiest day in acquisitions for the first company to step forward and take a stance here)

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@danilic @Telstra do, uh, we know what other carriers stances are on this? v.relevant to my interests right now

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so besides @Telstra, who's got best network in Oz these days?

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@gilfer I gotta say, @amazon not really existing here is jarring. where the hell do I buy HDMI cables with overnight delivery for $cheap?

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@paprikapapaya eh, okay enough. too much official business though :) over it

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@justMaku HEY. what is this “pragmatica condensed bold”, hm?

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just saw London Has Fallen at the movies. what a delightfully dry satirical commentary! 5 stars

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@colincornaby I guess that’s where it’s hard to compare too much. Berlin is a cheap city, SF is not.

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@colincornaby oh, yeah. I’m kind of terrified about the startup that I’m in. it’s fun, and it’s one of a few that modest impact, but still

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