The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2020

@finicalgal is it getting much closer? last I heard, it's tipped to mostly head southeast-ish, but it's hard to find much info :/

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@christian_beer gradle is forever a bag of mystery. I wonder if you ever fully get used to it or not

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has anyone figured out how the assistant editor works in Xcode 11 yet? it never seems to work how I expect it to, b… https://t.co/Lmk5t3DQQk

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@earthxsucks when's the posi youth crew singalong come in

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@duolingo hi! can you tell your ~growth hacking~ team, politely, to eat shit? the tone's always been gross, but thi… https://t.co/mvgOJSepcn

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@ratkins sad that Hipmunk is gone now :( had to use Google Flights yesterday

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@ratkins oh yeah, plenty around different parts of town. even got a property not far off the front line, better check my insurance?

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"do we need to run this by the editor?" "nah, seems fine" pic.twitter.com/CLhkN6l2Sk

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@endocrimes I had Big Regret™️ for taking public transport today when I came from the doctor and it looked like tpic.twitter.com/kiTgjrhDT0hDT0

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seeing the Canberra fires now in the smartphone+social media era, vs how it was in 2003, is kind of both amazing and horrifying

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@finicalgal fuck me dead, that brings back some unsettling memories

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@RachaelHasIdeas if that’s the scale of the issue then yeah, agreed

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Hot Water Music is still as good in 2020 as when I was 20

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@ZazzyV yeah Uber keeps getting banned here and like….good

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@songcarver I've been trying to wrap my head around "a bottle of coke", where the value is the liquid contents, not… https://t.co/Zd1NtXmcXn

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@declandebarra @SonyaBelousova fuckin aye, it was just a few weeks ago I was wondering if you’d ever end up in a re… https://t.co/RJLpJBlgnC

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@pm_revere hold the fuckin phone, who calls it "kill fuck marry"? it's "fuck marry kill" where I'm from (also: "pap… https://t.co/pXM6rKgfol

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I got my cat back last night after xmas travels, and just...this morning's lie-in with purrs were so grounding and comforting. cats! cats!!!

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I know it's "because reasons", but I really wish Swift at least tried to help with productivity sometimes pic.twitter.com/ZtY59f8uCT

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@janklausa @justMaku tbh it's more a result of "oh, vegan? yeah your dessert option is: sorbet" and now I can actua… https://t.co/i1cJnhUxIa

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@janklausa @justMaku and yet, my needs & desires are fulfilled! turns out that bad take == best take

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@janklausa @justMaku I agree. get rid of the strawberry too and we've made it!!

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@paprikapapaya I'm finally home after xmas travels and just...my kitten is with her godparents, so far away, and I'… https://t.co/hYVY10vHNe

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@ratkins hey, same. I landed at lunch time and came to work, otherwise I'd have just passed out on the couch by now

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RT @bl00dymarie: It is winter. In Berlin. Lovely adorable people are struggling with mental health. Some may find this valuable:

· this in…

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@janklausa ok, yes, I hear you and understand your concern. however, who cares, just eat ice cream

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@janklausa are you saying I have culturally integrated? fuck a fruit, go eat sorbet, hippie

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something to.....look forward to? in 2020??? pic.twitter.com/qQ2jLD1yTr

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@jargonles ahhh, right right. I have an abdominal MRI in a couple of weeks, can’t wait

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@jargonles what’s the issue with it? I thought MRIs were generally fairly safe overall?

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@trimethelp there's no Hop Card - this was using Apple Pay, by tapping my phone (while locked, as "transit mode" or… https://t.co/pue7U4EiQg

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@trimethelp heya, my Apple Pay was having some issues letting me on the bus in the last week. looking at my account… https://t.co/psRp6bTK0b

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@RandiBop now that you’re officially A Subject, there’s only one Lizzie in your life anymore

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@halfwrittentale honestly, my favourite running music is some old Neil Perry album for early 2000s? gets me pumped like nothin’ else

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I just remembered brokeNCYDE was a thing. and, according to wikipedia, brokeNCYDE is still a thing.

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I finally got a chance to noodle around with the Paperang P2S, and figured out how to do direct prints with it. nee… https://t.co/JAQ25yfPdw

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everywourd scroufulouus

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@ratqueencartel I literally have a mouth full of roasted broccoli right now

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@ratqueencartel mate what do you have against cauliflower

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@DunjaLazic DUNJA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ON

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@nancycdhill hahahahaha was it bigger on the inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@mugunthkumar it’s getting out of hand, pushed me away from the base app a lot :<

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@ZazzyV I’ve have a hard time ever explaining this show to anyone

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@grhmc we “”””have to”” use it at work and I swear I’ve never used it once without googling something about it

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@ericaavey ah nuts. enjoy….the…warm weather…then? :(

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@KTamas it’s heartbreaking :/ thoughts of “I could move back” almost literally going up in smoke

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@KTamas as in, anyone in the south eastern quarter of the continent basically? :(

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