The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2017

@id no, certainly. Android devs seem less into MVVM (etc) though, which I think iOS devs use to make Rx less necessary for separation

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@id they also don’t have the luxury of KVO to make view binding easier, etc. it was borne of necessity than anything else

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@Gary_BBGames we were talking about an office console at lunch today. only Nintendo had “SNES? N64?” talk. would never get PS1, y’know?

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I’ve been using iOS for the better part of a decade and today I’ve finally unlocked the most powerful of its secrpic.twitter.com/tLZnlj3swU3swU

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@justMaku you’ll need a better paying job to fuel that habit

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@justMaku I thought that was botw for a sec and got angry

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@1Password yeah :) I know (way too much) about that from Apple. but, just as banks tell us not to click email links, it’s a risky click

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@Palleas if I skip reading about skipping error handling, am I skipping an error?

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I’m pretty sure this is actually fine, but this is the kind of link they teach you not to clic@1Passwordrpic.twitter.com/DZi4arZNAMAM

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@Cyclocosm I can’t get English commentary - only German. so I run a pirate stream in a background tab. pretty awful.

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@Eurosport I previously could toggle languages (web & app). I renewed a subscription today, but can’t get English anywhere. help?

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@MsRachyDoodle I’m definitely judging you :D

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@geology_rocks I was trying to decide what to put a candle on. “a sandwich” was top of mind

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@__biancat I have nO IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED

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as of today I’ve been on Twitter for a decade

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started noodling with Yoga rendering tonight. left is SVG representation, right is HTML. so far, so good. /cc @orta https://t.co/cYvN7mGma7

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those old days will live on in the form of this laptop sticker pic.twitter.com/07Rmt8hyyQ

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I only just realised I haven’t seen a GEMA notice on YouTube for a while. turns out that era is over: https://t.co/iBp6zmIKM5

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@Gwladruns couscous, with couscous dressing and a side of couscous

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“I've found trains are very good outside the US.“ — Hacker News, 2017

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feeling a deep connection with SpriteKit tonight pic.twitter.com/62asCyNgma

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@peterbowyer ahh, I’ve never really done anything manual. I’ve heard decent things about Instabug (it seems okay!), never heard of Doorbell

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@peterbowyer automated? screenshots there are hard, but something like https://t.co/ljcoNM8n5t has breadcrumb trails

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first steps in messing with SceneKit + current mood: pic.twitter.com/SZHxNeA93i

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everywourd gououdhumoured

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@luckythespider oh dang, I (lol) figured IG stories were square. but I guess the photos aren’t only square anymore. butts.

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@millsyo_0 eh yeah, it’s still cheaper for me to see a doc in Amsterdam than non-bulkbill doc in Australia. I’m Australian. that’s sad.

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@textfiles I’m legitimately shocked it’s still that expensive in Australia

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@colincornaby you don’t need C++ to spell ABI, Colin

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@EnergyAustralia call me a bit thick, but am I missing where the discount is applied here? pic.twitter.com/RqcsGSKZJz

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DivZero_ Upgraded the privacy guard on my laptop camera after a forgotten delivery from eBay arrived. pic.twitter.com/3S3iNGWzmL

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@ericaavey wicked willy weasels the wet wantnfanuwfntouwnshutuppppppppppjosh

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@ericaavey I said “amazing” about 8 times in a single sentence on the weekend

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@orta @alloy ah, great. I’ll see if I can carve out some time to take a closer look. these are great. 👏

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@orta have you had a chance to experiment on it? I’d be happy with that for dev loops (+ options for nightly/slow tests as backup)

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@orta but yeah, we have storybooks for basically everything in our app. it’d be ace to reuse those in a more meaningful way

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@orta I find Jest snapshots slow me down on markup semantics, rather than rendered output. signal : noise is reduced

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@orta started noodling around with using RN storybooks + UI snapshots. heard of anyone doing that? (not storyshots - it’s not UI rendered)

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@dusker as a sidebar, “XCode” in that article is killing me. it’s cute how they talk about React Native though :)

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@dusker probably because it actually does stuff? compared to Xcode, oh boy is it full-featured. but slow.

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@janklausa oh the Gemfile has non-fuzzy versions. cool, have fun

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@ratkins but it’s what they’ve done with it

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covered some ground on foot today, that’s for surpic.twitter.com/yemREAOBh0h0

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@janklausa is this a throwback to Amanda Palmer’s take on music?

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@peterbowyer yurp. where does your actual *business* logic (not just state manipulation) live? I want React to fire off to a controller etc

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@jfpoole I keep seeing it at a square of melted cheese on its forehead

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@mattheworbit yeah, just having a day. too many things at once. tomorrow is a new day though :)

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@paprikapapaya I am sure @acht has feelings on this matter

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@paprikapapaya no no, he’s from Austria, not Australia https://t.co/aP2E7V8j1n

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@paprikapapaya my brain read “Falco” and I got a little excited

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@peterbowyer hahah. I don’t understand data in React at all. I use it more like a pure view layer, which is probably Wrong™

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@acht hahah. what a good human

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@janklausa roger. I will state: “what a good idiot” and leave it at that.

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hello internet. today is a very sad and hard day. distractions welcome.

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@cloudapp doh :( thanks for letting me know. is it on the cards at all?

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RT @pat: I grew up in the electorate of Batman - now I understand the history, I'd love to see it get a new (better!) name. https://t.co/Ql…

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@antigirl99 I basically listen to this once a year anymore, but it’s still fuckin great

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@KathyReid I could barely watch youtube. 21st century Australia is adorable <3

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@KathyReid 3mbit at mum’s house was…so bad :(

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@sharimarii I remember when I first had my eyes opened to that shit too. 2011. never forget.

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@Palleas testflight solves all of those problems, yeah? 100% working good yes

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@ratkins either way, beats the shit out of the -7º (~feels like -12º~) ride yesterday morning

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@irldexter i was thinking just tonight that i need to bake some banana bread!

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@WorksThatWork I will miss you :) thank you for the hard work - it’s certainly been inspiring <3

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@workingkills @janklausa this came up for “complicated” so I think it’s explained 100% https://t.co/0Jk1pG7v2C

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@orta fwiw, we’re building RN and hiring (iOS, Android) at @taxfix_de if you hear of anyone specifically looking :)

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@justMaku ha :) Humble Bundle’d today?

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@ashfurrow (being all-in on RN scares me, so we’re straddling the fence a bit until we need the ~cross-platform~ parts)

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@ashfurrow we started a fresh RN project a few months ago, but still write a good amount of Swift. trying to find the right balance.

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@Emmelinecady mine’s in the office so pux hasn’t been able to eat it yet :f

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@stigi we’re hiring iOS at @taxfix_de. making German taxes simpler, more accessible :)

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@ericaavey “what he says and what he really means” i dunno

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@davedelong see also: certificates/provisioning :( a massive black box for newcomers

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@skwashd
roses are red
violets are blue
git commit -m “ \
tests now commented out too”

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@BrittA2211 I almost neeever have my bag weighed. usually only happens when I’m checking bags as well

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@BrittA2211 I hate travelling with anything besides carry-on, ha

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@irldexter was okay! need to rethink approach a bit to get useful results, I think. but also, 3.5yo laptop is sloooow :)

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@paprikapapaya “the youth just aren’t engaging with our efforts” “has anyone tried lesbians yet?” “genius”

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@justMaku huh. I was told “don’t use aluminium based deodorant” and “you might want [soylent] instead of food”. showering was fine. weird.

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@justMaku “showers cause cancer”?!

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CRASH__N__BURN C R A S H A N D B U R N

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@MsRachyDoodle it’d be okay if they made it a toob tube https://t.co/faUfw28Tqc

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@MsRachyDoodle yeah, I mean, make your choice - that’s on you. but take a moment to inform yourself..esp when your life depends on it! :/

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@apatt found the newsletter! are those dates still on?

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@michaelneale you don’t need a German word for that after a few years with Abbott at the helm

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@apatt you guys have shows in France around April-ish, yeah? remember seeing something, can’t find it now :(

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@michaelneale (I remember a media shoot one day with CanTeen, and the media were upset we didn’t look more..sick..dying. we looked normal.)

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@michaelneale regular cases don’t make headlines, so only the extremes are reported. plenty of people are doing just fine.

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@DDsD because my ear is sweaty (and when mixed with ear wax?) it becomes so slick that rubber ear buds won’t stay put

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@DDsD mine fall out more easily when i’m running/riding on a hot day. (hell, they fall out easily at the best of times)

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if you’re ever curious/concerned about what it’s like on chemo, my door is alwaysalwaysalways open. cancer is NOT a death sentence.

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reading ab.co/2lBGIQy makes me sad. chemo certainly is not pleasant, but you can function reasonably unrestricted on chemo

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@GeekAndDad I’d say it’s ok, but US companies seem weird about ~sick leave~ and insubordination, so maybe ping managers to pass it on?

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finally plucked up the courage to read this article, and it’s fairly chilling to me. blargh. https://t.co/VOYruBcxSY

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everywourd gouat

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@ericaavey Overdue Listens Saturdayâ„¢. because same.

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@ZuckerBaby if you need a hand, i have a friend that went through much of that in Sweden, though many years ago now

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@janklausa everything was good until your choice of programming why jan why

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@ratkins is grab any different from cmd-shift-4 etc? never knew it even existed

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on a scale from 1 to kernel panic, so far Tensorflow is winning

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@katherinebailey alas, that’ll give me enough bandwidth to experiment. now..to figure out how this all works, ha :)

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@katherinebailey the good news, I got GPU working. the bad news, it’s roughly as slow as CPU :P (seems to be ~1.5-2x, so not so bad)

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@katherinebailey in theory TF tells me, but I’m wary to interrupt anything right now :) maybe after this run finishes, I’ll experiment more

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@katherinebailey I can’t even tell how to see if it’s using it, ha :)

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@katherinebailey (I’m at step 450 of 20000. it’s been probably 30 mins. ha. I don’t think it’s even using GPU right now. sigh.)

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@katherinebailey a single, 3.5 year old laptop GPU. I think sleep is the only option here tbh :P

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11:53pm. tensorflow experiments begin. am I sleeping tonight?

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@steveriggins it’s one for another. i hate dead batteries/charging more than i hate cables :(

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@earthxsucks undercook them and complain about it, probably

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I’ve renewed my best buddies donations (Ruby, Macho + Hansel) a@edgarsmissionon for the year. best beasts, best place.

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@workingkills @MagicRealismBot not the gif i wanted, but the gif you’re getting: https://t.co/vSyzAi2IZp

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@rodzajowo @janklausa that’s some backward thinking right there. you gotta spend a dollar to make a dollar, you know

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@janklausa sort of, but it doesn’t have the “you have saved so much!!!!!!!” summary

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@janklausa I want to wallow in the shame of how many orders I’ve made (and thus: how much I’ve saved) as a Prime member tho

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@rodzajowo options for vegans are pretty limited :< i totally can’t remember names of anything anyway. “the thing with the sauce was great!”

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@cloudapp doh. is there a technical workaround possible? i’m happy to get hands dirty with cloudfront and such :)

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@cloudapp hi! according to my plan, I have “secure sharing (ssl)” but I can’t see how to enable it. is that possible for custom domain?

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is a field of identical vultures called a “vulture monoculture” or what?

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@scioscialist you holding up okay? seemed pretty intense for a while there

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two Berlin-based marketing folks I know are looking for work due to Circumstances™. need one (or two) for your team? I’ll put you in touch!

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@IsaChandra fucking christ, I literally watched Bio-Dome two nights ago. I felt guilty enough before, but now..? shit.

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@ericaavey say whatever you want, but you *know* inclusive language isn’t about cis-men. using gendered language hurts marginalised people.

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@janklausa @ashfurrow be the google result you want to see in the world

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@teen_archer I think he wants you to say the time is 4:20, but he got confused

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janklausa [Valentine] @janklausa's Valentine should be @notjosh! Who should be yours?
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@janklausa “I promise” was the correct answer

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@janklausa you’re the coroutine to my generator

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@janklausa there are a number of parts of that which confuse me

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@whakkee but residency is harder for them to revoke..so of course I’ll be getting that asap before they change their minds..

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@whakkee nah, won’t change much for me re: EU. the visa I’m on now can (more or less) be transferred across the EU

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@whakkee but I’m so close to permanent residency :(

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@whakkee my fear that Le Pen will get strong momentum, feeding Wilders’ success, which ends in AfD winning here. guhhh :(

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@whakkee this article yesterday started to worry me a lot: https://t.co/lmlMVPtjV4

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