The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2020

@debedee never even seen Bonsoy in Germany at all ever :(

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@debedee I never found a soy milk in Europe I liked :< almond milk is a hilarious joke the corporations are playing… https://t.co/mAa0iNo7xt

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@IsaChandra gonna change my avatar to rolling eyes now, it feels great to make a difference

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@CanteenAus these look great! what’re the odds of shipping abroad (to a former mMmmMember, if that swings any favours)?

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it went from “whew, don’t have to pack a jumper” to scarf weather really quickly. that’s summer gone then, eh

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@ericaavey I saw this pal at the German shop in Portland one time, so that was…confusingpic.twitter.com/ZA0SmPliLaLa

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@Emmelinecady WAS just the friends you made along the way*

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@Emmelinecady all you needed was a highly invasive tracking application after all!!!!!!!!!!

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@endocrimes awesome! :D I’ll be in a lil cabin just into Brandenburg for a week early Sept. can’t wait.

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@michaeltwofish was it easy to connect to wifi? did the firmware update ok? how’s the battery life? :P

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@oh_pies it all seems rather fruitless, like, “you say it wrong” “but it’s how we say it” “it’s wrong” “probably yes but also”

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@Palleas wipe your memory and play tlou2 again ok

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@oh_pies that explains “melboo-urn aooostralia”

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@oh_pies broph do you have professional e-moo vs e-mew feels

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@sylmobile every four years! third Saturday in October!! (!!!!!!!!) democracy!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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@JamesNokise hello pal! 👋 just a quick message that I appreciate the podcast and the work you’re putting into the w… https://t.co/xJDf4gTLSM

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@genmon get yourself to Ghent. I buy this by the litre when I’m in the area, then fuck myself up for months. they’v… https://t.co/qcQRzAh1wz

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RT @bitchyshitshow: These menstrual cups are being sold at cost for $6 today! I haven't used this brand but they have great reviews.

Woul…

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@janklausa that was an early vegan-in-germany thing for me like “oh fuck why is everything made of wool? it doesn’t even feel like wool wtf”

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@strawberryrock ah yes the “”””free””” market where you are “”free”””” to go fuck yourself

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@strawberryrock I have like a “vaccination passport” thing now that I’m in Germany - everyone gets one, it tracks t… https://t.co/GnXKlLGu5a

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@charlesv “Souper Hell” indeed

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@nzJayZee @bookymargoof holds up in the Court of Computer Internets, so that’s as good as any

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@charlesv wait if you think this is lacroix then I’m afraid of what you actually think soup is, and I now understand your hate

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@earthxsucks shame mi goreng comes in a packet and not a pot hey

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@jeanetienne as long as you’re having `fun`! that’s all that matters

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@jeanetienne wow, truly just like Swift. I love computers!

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@jeanetienne see, it’s just like Swift :P for better and for worse

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@BrittA2211 Christmas? that’s like, next year. oh no.

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just scored an 8:15 Bürgeramt appointment, followed immediately by the “oh shit where is my anmeldung”

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@ratkins how good is the future? glad we skipped over nonsense like hoverboards and teleportation to get to this good shit

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RT @RoslynWells: This terrible cruelty is squarely on the Morrison government, which has aided and abetted the vile live export trade at ev…

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“Clear Channel’s billboards will start tracking consumers in Europe” well, fuck. another tool to commodify simply e… https://t.co/zhzUvgnyd6

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@skwashd ha :) I feel like Celia Pacquola could take a decent crack at any incarnation of Utopia

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I was cautiously hoping the US remake of Utopia would capture the same atmosphere of the original, but this trailer… https://t.co/KmpBbZoQeI

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bad pain day -> painkillers -> awake til 4am (-> ruined the next day). every time. bodies were a mistake

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@ericaavey yea. my general take is that my favourite parts of Berlin aren’t things I can do at the moment, so could… https://t.co/j1TlTIZEQ9

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@GeekAndDad @steveriggins oh, lol, I interpreted it the other way, that it was somehow unsafe for consumers 🤦‍♂️

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@ericaavey is ya whatsapp still active or? but uhh, in <280 I think everywhere is pretty much not itself at the mom… https://t.co/qkuwUXuIFV

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@ericaavey :( where is even good any more? asking for…a…friend?

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was just talking to @bookymargoof about luxury and naturally this came to mind: https://t.co/VPcMBFk6V3 /cc @nzJayZee

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@paprikapapaya but did u dream of LA Beast because I did

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@mostgood what’re you working on? cos cats need more beeps and boops. if you need testers..!

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(glaciers still melting though, however that doesn’t make much as a good headline anymore)

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Apple vs Epic, Google vs Murdoch, none of it particularly in the interest of the public. glad the billionaires are having fun though

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fuckin love walking past someone with a face mask draped from one ear, while they chuck a full open mouth cough

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@ratqueencartel makes u think of horses though so that’s a plus

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@paprikapapaya I’m so sorry/you’re welcome

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@paprikapapaya I watched a lot of LA Beast videos this weekend (thx youtube) and this uhhhhh strikes a weird chord

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2020 sure is something but this weekend I stepped in chewy while barefoot, so

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@steipete mine went super smooth, really pleased. update from b3 to b4 was completely fine. no thermal issues either ;)

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RT @expectproblems: Ah, I see the in-flight entertainment is John Howard DJ’ing. https://t.co/ljm6wFDfW4

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@EurosportCare hehe, that’s exactly why I’m asking. are you able to confirm if the German feed has English audio available?

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@earthxsucks I bought some Patagonia thermies a couple of years back with dual sizing for US/non-US (it was “US med… https://t.co/o9HiYTgdTb

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@charlesv if you’re looking for something “”””good”” as a bank with some kind of ethics, I’d look at GLS or Triodos… https://t.co/ecTKseg6qV

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@charlesv they issue accounts with a Dutch IBAN (prefixed with NL, instead of DE), and a lot of services here consi… https://t.co/uHqLolmVvP

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@charlesv Revolut seem pretty awful. haven’t heard anything super negative about Bunq, and they generally seem dece… https://t.co/nOnfzeFPKE

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n26 has had some pretty horrid investors for years, so it’s not a huge shock they’ve got some pretty horrid ethics… https://t.co/a4nXIdnqho

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@ZazzyV hoodies, shorts, cycling jerseys are the main offenders

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@ZazzyV but that’s my point!! zips have ruined far more clothes for me but no one talks about it!

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@ZazzyV I seperate my washing into (roughly) “with zips” and “without zips” to avoid little holes I was getting in… https://t.co/OywpjmEsJ7

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@EurosportCare hi! do we get English commentary on DE streams of the Dauphine this year? it seems to have come and… https://t.co/KDMJBSjKaR

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@stefhatcher I read a paper a couple of years back about a study where saying “girls” in a professional environment… https://t.co/3JfbuceGW7

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@bmf what machine did you get? guessing one of the new iMacs?

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@bmf it’s pretty surprising having just jumped from dual-core to 8-core (soon 10-core) what feels faster and what f… https://t.co/wg4fLNHU3Z

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@gilfer I, uhh, think I know who you’re talking about…but also, it could be any one of way-too-many people at the m… https://t.co/mUwoL2kdnq

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@ratqueencartel remember that time we saw Hilary Duff

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@skovatch @mpospese which mbp? my 2017 13” is working great. I guess you mean you need > 45w or whatever it deliver… https://t.co/eAmSHfXC69

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finally won a round of Fall Guys, so I guess I’ll retire now. for a few mins. then play another 10 hours straight or so.

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@ratkins could people play games that cost money with it? :/

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@mpospese I’ve liked my HP z27. I guess it’s a little dated now, but at least it’s a single cable to laptop for power+video

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@collindonnell ah right. I went looking for a “start screensaver” shortcut on macOS last week and couldn’t find one… https://t.co/suSZXF1WP3

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it’s Vego-in-the-freezer season which means it’s frego season

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@collindonnell compared to which version? I hadn’t touched it since XP and kinda enjoyed 10 (and sort of enjoying macOS less and less :/)

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@tyten hot dang, nice. I went 10900K + 5700 XT so I could Hackintosh. no regrets, but that seems lovely

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@lavawitch @strawberryrock oh totally & I’m not suggesting Hackintosh at all in this case, but fwiw the newer metho… https://t.co/elYGHCDXMZ

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@strawberryrock I uhhh just spent a lot of money on non-Apple hardware that I can make run macOS, since Apple’s hig… https://t.co/JoCDqf7zF5

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@ZazzyV “”””’it’s ok it’s friday!!!””

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@tonyarnold heh, I _nearly_ went x299 over z490. alas. here’s to success!

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@leafwork I uhhhhh made a hackintosh so I’m writing a macOS driver to control the motherboard RGBs lols

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@leafwork software projects!!!!!!!!!!

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@tonyarnold (digging up the old thread!) fyi! my comet lake hackintosh is on big sur, just did a beta 3 to 4 instal… https://t.co/THRkEVel6o

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just saw someone with sheepskin straps across their thongs and like…putting the ugg in pluggers imo

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@colincornaby been a 9 or so since day one for me. a couple of resprings here and there, but honesty the GMs have t… https://t.co/R9RcxsXJbD

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The Orange Siteâ„¢ has gone too far this timpic.twitter.com/E96K5yGq8W8W

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@_writehanded_ what would you call a duck if there was a duck in your life?

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happy southern hemisphere horse birthday day to you all

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tis the season for the beez-in 🐝

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@nzJayZee I do like the opposite too though of bug giant things you have to climb on and feel like a kid again

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@ZazzyV holy fark, I’m glad she’s okay. that’s so scary, we’re such weird fragile meatsacks. (and pls don’t stop ce… https://t.co/D7S5BvK2gu

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@nzJayZee some, yeah. laptops are harder to customise obviously, so it’s a bit more hit and miss

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@nzJayZee and honestly, 2.5k for a machine that costs about 6k for a comparable mac pro (give or take ecc ram, etc)… https://t.co/4LP6CQjNZb

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@nzJayZee it’s legit so good. the hacks are pretty minimal really, overall it’s fairly vanilla after a bit of mappi… https://t.co/ycGnIxNZ0A

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