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September 2019

it went from decently warm to thermie season in record time this year :<

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@RachaelHasIdeas this came up at work, and might be of interest? I found myself screaming "YES" at so much of this… https://t.co/qqkFwka3lr

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@danielagquinn it's always interesting when people say "x is so much cheaper in the US". it's barely apples-to-appl… https://t.co/Rmonw6eHCp

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@tealandpurple pls make a list of these things, if nothing else for friends when they visit Berlin (but also because: for me)

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@tealandpurple does it float? bath toy???? I legit don’t know??????

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@ratkins man I google shit like “17 in hex” because I’m a dumbass way more than I’m proud of, but can write a regex… https://t.co/JHRSqeqCuM

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listening to @bookymargoof play the goose game is probably a highlight of my existence????

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it’s not bulletproof logic sure, but the threats of “unimaginably high oil prices” sound basically what we need right now?

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@MsRachyDoodle lol, I've literally said that dealing with cancer was easier than chronic pain. fuck your doctor's use of that????

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@RachaelHasIdeas "it's been too long now, you can't use the chemo brain excuse!!!!" I fuckin wish m8

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@RachaelHasIdeas they’re way more casual about long term cognitive impacts, which fucked me. pretty cool.

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@RachaelHasIdeas mine was a "oh uhhh it'll probably be fine? it usually is on this treatment. but here's an appoint… https://t.co/3GD9ynKoy5

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@KTamas Siri is not detailed oriented just to seem more human. “it’s like, over there or whatever”

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@workingkills boy do I have a gift for you then: https://t.co/N4sUYtwqE0 (responds to clicks/taps, and I think stil… https://t.co/WzSOqt7lNV

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Wireshark can record USB traffic these days, which makes reverse engineering protocols way easier. related: I figur… https://t.co/JiMwCwGyEg

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@ratkins I can see dozens of options...foreign dubs, whatever file format you choose...all on usenet. in 2019, stil… https://t.co/QOcWlqTG3S

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at least it’s not Collingwoogf

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@steveriggins reminds me of antennagate, and having a software solution to show higher signal

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@steveriggins 2 hours on watchOS 6 on an S4, says 100%, haha. computers.

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@nancycdhill @Emmelinecady tonight it’s not dr solution it’s chef solution thank u

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@waxpancake haha, that's not even WR anymore. here's 2:42: https://t.co/gup64tlrF9

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‘My body feels like it is dying from the drugs that are meant to save me’: life as a cancer patient https://t.co/CZXI78GKr2

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@MsRachyDoodle yesssss that’s the best :(

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@charlesv mustard from belgium obvvvv

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@julian0liver it feel fuckin depressingly futile, tbh. having a really hard time with it.

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@GeekAndDad I saw some screenshots going around like "you have an alarm set for 7:15am, should your device optimise… https://t.co/5FJ9Y2LaY9

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@yacancercanada I heard about it via the newsletter, thanks, but it says you've released the study - I'm looking fo… https://t.co/17gxmIIfD1

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@ZazzyV at the Portland climate strike last week, there were a heap of meat-forward food carts at the little worksh… https://t.co/qwFynf9hTF

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@yacancercanada hi pals! is there a link to the actual study available somewhere? v.relevant to my interests - personally and professionally

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RT @bookymargoof: can’t stop thinking about the sunny little @playdate since the demo at #xoxofest, so i made myself a lifesize felt versio…

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@Emmelinecady ohhh that's easy then, drink like 13 litres of green tea

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@Emmelinecady what if you took the smaller one and added a bunch of milk and it’s a big latte and still sort of the same

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@waxpancake heh, I literally just got finished watching a 7:08 run: https://t.co/UmVOXhZjfn

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@hexpet_ look I just…I wanna do different things depending on a value!!! is that so wrong?

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@danielagquinn gonna use a dict with lambdas as values just to really spite my future self (no I'm not, but still whatever)

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@danielagquinn yea I went thru to find the idioms, but it seems like such a weird, arbitrary line to draw for what… https://t.co/3RD9Cd2PIq

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@KTamas or a dictionary/hashmap pointing to functions as handlers

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turns out Python doesn't have switch statements?????? in 2019???????????

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@charlesv imo yes FATHER WHAT HAVE I DONE I TOOK THAT 22 A GIFT TO ME FROM YOU TO >>>>>>>BED<<<<<<<<< WITH ME EACH… https://t.co/wDY2AIm9CG

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holy fuck, Scott Morrison exists on another planet. “Morrison used the speech to argue the world was a better place… https://t.co/tTvdxVhT2X

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(I don’t know wh@tweetbotot keeps rotating portrait images!)

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I bought a cheap thermal printer not too long ago and decided to pull it apart (it seems have a lot of dead air in… https://t.co/GInKr48Gh3

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@EthicalVegnLife yeah I meant one specific pizza in one specific place, couldn't remember where. someone once told… https://t.co/ohxoByPLH8

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@EthicalVegnLife was it your telling me about Japan having the best pizza?

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RT @bl00dymarie: Someone just recommended me to look at @EukiApp and I am super excited about this app, it supports you with information ab…

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@ratqueencartel then taking it at the gate is pretty fucked tho tbh

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@ratkins I saw Frenzal last year in a fairly tiny room, was kinda fun

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@ericaavey same reason that "sure" is "shure"????? because English is The Greatest???????? I honestly don't know

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@ericaavey what about the name Ursula or whatever, that's a "sh" to me

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@ericaavey where does the C come from? like "peninskula"? I say it more like "peninshula"

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@dimsimkitty ! doing anything to celebrate?

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@ratqueencartel the fuckin drama when I asked an NS ticket desk for a ticket to Liege, christ

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@ratqueencartel you’re Dutch enough to call it Luik now? geez, you’re so far gone :(

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@ratqueencartel go to Gent, get mustard, enjoy Belgium again :f

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@charlesv ok but also: Telekom. have u considered: NettoKOM??? (why are telecomms so exxy in Germany?????????)

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@charlesv I'm playing the "€0 I already have a phone" vs "€1300 are you an idiot yes I am an idiot" game

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@KTamas does it fix a head full of snot? because that's me rn :<

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pseudoephedrine is 80% magic and 40% witchcraft

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@cabel do you use a company to forward the postage, and/or have one you'd recommend? (I need tofu on fire gear in m… https://t.co/xdxDi1Bw4Q

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@petsound @ChrysantheTan oh no, I'm so sorry :( we tried hard in the product team to keep Clue gender neutral, but… https://t.co/eP477mJlPf

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@hexpet_ can’t stop thinkin of soybeans tbh

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whoa, duckduckgo just enabled dark mode pic.twitter.com/C3kdyYZLpX

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@gilfer I run Python things all in Docker, which is a different hell, but at least it's a consistent hell

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@paprikapapaya yeah same. ours are over before you blink, by comparison. I voted in my last federal election this y… https://t.co/xQXSntj5bQ

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@lazerwalker I'm waiting for a "ok but was the scoby free range? what was its name?" sketch tbh

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love me a healthy dose of freedom on a Wednesday pic.twitter.com/iG294HS6Qx

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@jordanpattern ! cool! just doing it online, or part of a more formal thing, or? feel free to reach out if you need… https://t.co/JZ839mNGtZ

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@paprikapapaya more important question: has it impacted your relationship to watermelon?

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yesterday @bookymargoof made me a Diglett hat and it's POSSIBLY the greatest thing anybody has ever given me pic.twitter.com/0xPk1QHcao

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@EthicalVegnLife how do u feel about porridge with oat milk tho

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@EthicalVegnLife the brand matters so much in this equation! there’s some wildly bad oat(/soy) out there, that’s for sure

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@cabel Safeway up on Hawthorne had an incredible “🏈 19”. the items were staggered to create depth! surprisingly int… https://t.co/qAi56llGGr

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@jasonsanderz @DunjaLazic @doogietweets @vishmili I saw the photo of you folks at breakfast and damn your jumper is fuckin great today

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Monday morning with nowhere near enough sleep all weekend leads to life choices and eventually disappointment, exhi… https://t.co/rHYmE2gDaz

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totally normal and not at all remotely terrifying
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@danfishgold you’re a Bonanza podcast person, eeeeexcellent!

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@HelenZaltzman do you mingle amongst The Masses during the breaks? I’d love to exchange words with you at some point!

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@ACLU hi! postal mail keeps arriving at an alarming rate (several times a week for many weeks). is there a way to m… https://t.co/Wlosb1IKrC

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@HelenZaltzman okay, serious question time, after the xoxo session: is the apostrophe form “m’s” that you mentioned… https://t.co/m8UF5oopzW

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@KTamas @janklausa @bookymargoof thx u its my natural hair colour but I’m glad u can appreciate beauty when you see… https://t.co/kqi2n6FVt4

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not carrying my passport around means I don’t have valid local ID, which means I get a very flattering throwback to… https://t.co/hpH40KqrzW

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@ratqueencartel I will fite u with my golden locks

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@tealandpurple god what a weird little angel. I don’t know why she doesn’t like skin??? I think because claws+skin… https://t.co/YZGfajRIIr

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@veganchai @vantine heck yeah, having an oncologist you trust is a huuuuge headstart!!

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@veganchai (a lotta folk generally feel fairly emotionally isolated throughout ("I need to act strong so my family… https://t.co/irLOnKu13u

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@veganchai whew, fingers crossed the jury agrees. my only real advice is to ask all of the """"stupid"" questions,… https://t.co/ayZACdxtRr

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@veganchai aw butts, cancer is the pits :< what's yr treatment plan, or is that part of the "very soon"? happy to a… https://t.co/hZrvAr6COG

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@Kiss_my_Panache what kinda stuff you looking for? in Prague, the Czech National Library of Technology is beautiful… https://t.co/lZmM82RcVJ

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@genmon hi Matt! I’ve been reimplementing the Little Printer bridge/printer client protocol to work with generic pr… https://t.co/tHYkAT4tlb

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@_writehanded_ honestly, hard agree tho. I'm....kinda glad I'm not there at the moment

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I mean, good that it’s getting attention and all, but what in the fuck can anyone reasonably accomplish with $150k?… https://t.co/p6oEBFzGBY

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@KTamas status from last week when I connected the pieces together:
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@KTamas you can get them on ebay for about 70 quid, fairly often! but I’m reimplementing the bridge/printer protoco… https://t.co/AClPR1lCOh

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@Emmelinecady is that like a mushroom trip because I’m in

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did any of you have a BERG Little Printer, and remember enough about the interactions for me to ask some questions?… https://t.co/ltB7mBujKP

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@_writehanded_ doesn't _look_ like an Australian beach, but from your description I can only assume??????????

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