The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2017

@ratkins the key is in the second word of your post. you’re doing that wrong.

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@messycook probably just don’t bake anything

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@janklausa I mean yes that’s nice. but truly the thing I miss most is the blue in the day time sky. and spiders, why not

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@janklausa hhahah all my brains says is: oh man what a beautiful sky

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@veganstraightedge ohhh yeah! OHSU is in such a good place for that :D you got this! good luck!

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@MsRachyDoodle buh :( I’m so glad we’re finally coming up on warms here. been a long, dark winter of Grump™

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janklausa barangaroo is that skrillex song right pic.twitter.com/svPG39QIuy

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@irldexter I don’t remember humans being “designed for” space travel at all, either. sigh.

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@janklausa and tHE BEST COLD BEER IS VIC. VICTORIA BITTER.

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@janklausa righto mate, calm ya farm, they’re bloody prawns

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@janklausa if you swap “eh” out for “ay” (alt: “aye”) then you’re doing better

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@janklausa don’t you dare utter “shrimp” out loud while you’re there

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@janklausa oh shit, if you want to drive somewhere AND want to (actually) hang with kangaroos

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@janklausa there??? are people?/???? in there????????????

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kristenrapp my kid is working on a comic of a snake that is pretending to be a CEO and it's kind of my favorite thing ever pic.twitter.com/e6jvLh8RJ9

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@veganstraightedge (music is fine these days, but it took a lot of year. the shape of punk to come made me actually nauseated. the worst.)

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@veganstraightedge my only advice is to avoid almost any foods and music you really like. to this day, food I ate a… https://t.co/WK4n6RRgtO

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@veganstraightedge yup. I’m in German timezone, but pretty flexible besides (my) Friday night and Sunday night

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@veganstraightedge the first was by far the worst! and ABVD is pretty intense as far as these things go. it’s hard, but it gets easier. <3

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@janklausa the stairs go the other way in Australia, it’s brutal

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@nzJayZee HAHA. I have a good stick here. I share it with my cat

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@ratkins it’s not even that dorky, is it? christ

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my favourite part of @SlackHQ is when my laptop fans spin up on cold days

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@ratkins …what’s the argument against it here? I was waiting for something bad to happen

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@Palleas I am! or, at least I was. haven’t tried in a long time :f

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@unsettleddown true, shit. I have my browser open to this tab right now: https://t.co/bR56xKJU0F

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@unsettleddown I have a nap schedule every day forever. the correct number of plans

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@ZuckerBaby <3 can relate a lot. it’s so hard :(

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@nzJayZee just did 9km. people at work go sometimes so I tagged along today! pretty good, given I haven’t run in forever

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@xsteadfastx the show feels pretty true to the book. playful, light, but relatable and well produced

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@nzJayZee dang, 15km is super good. further than I think I’ve ever ran consecutively in my life?

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@veganinbrighton I WILL see. my permanent residency application will be somewhere around then, so I’ll have to wait

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@janklausa cool you’re in a band I want to come to your 6th gig

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@janklausa sidebar but what data roaming dealio do you do?

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@veganinbrighton oh whoa, we might actually overlap if things go mildly to (lack of) plan!

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@_writehanded_ (not that that helps re OTC, but the oversupply is a huge issue - OTC or prescription)

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@_writehanded_ I need them for flareups. prescribe me literally 4 pills of something strong that works. not 50.

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@_writehanded_ I think it’s a Germany thing. a rando .au doctor had no problem prescribing me codeine out of the bl… https://t.co/PpznatsBAj

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@_writehanded_ my doctor is happy to prescribe “the biggest box at the highest dose” of tramadol, but “I’d have pro… https://t.co/GA3FxxWGa0

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@andrewn I am v.tired, so I’m at a `iDunnoProbabyAThing` kind of place today

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@veganinbrighton how long are you there? I’m half-planning a trip in (southern) winter

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@janklausa way late, but: safe flight yo

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@andrewn `performSecureServingPlease` sorry I’ll never name anything again

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@brianleroux not sure which backdoor you mean but I assume they were storing content in Keychain (which was persist… https://t.co/vx1sYzoOMJ

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@rodzajowo nahhh you pretty quickly learn the types of reviews/places to stay away from. it’s okay so far :)

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@rodzajowo oh my god, same, it’s a shitshow out there. but I promise it’s not all embarrassing, awful nonsense :(

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@rodzajowo duh. what other vegan things are you skeptical about? :P

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@BrittA2211 I read popped as “pooped” and was v.v.v.v.v.confused how

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@earthxsucks does it help knowing I double bagged that day? it was cold out

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@averrer the last snow of the season, waving goodbye :D

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@averrer I’m going to visit a lawyer on Monday to try to plead my case. I’m assured (from friends and lawyers) it should be a-okay though!!

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@averrer (though, the racist xenophobes still got a *lot* of votes. that’s still scary. murky waters :()

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@averrer I only *really* know because I lived in .nl and the political climate had grown more tense. but. happy for result.

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@averrer thank. I have a tenuous situation because I went back to .au to deal with Mum’s death last year. I *think* it’s okay, but… :(

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@averrer Dutch election hopefully set a v.solid precedent of “lol, no, fuck those racists”, so hopefully others (.fr, .de) follow

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@averrer certainly. I’m watching the (anti-)EU elections closely :( I can apply for perm res this month, so hopefully some security in that

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@averrer oh yes. it’s awful and embarrassing. Australia is closing more borders, and it’s sad. I feel way too lucky to be _here_ in .de

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@averrer yeah seems inconsistent though! I’d have had to quarantine my cat if I moved over. rabies, maybe?

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@averrer true! it’s similar in Australia. island nations are fun sometimes :)

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@averrer find some heirloom seeds and get weird with it all :)

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@averrer soon it will sprout and the sun will shine for months :D

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@averrer I nearly bought plants when we were having 20° days a couple of weeks ago. ahhh, what could have been (and will be!)

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@averrer (it was v.v.v.light snow for only 15mins, but still! it’s April! unacceptable)

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@averrer needs to be outside :( whizzing past changing scenery, holding my breath between fencepost, etc. mindless brain games :)

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@averrer that sounds like good momentum :) I’m waiting for summer - riding bikes is my #1 tune-out mode. (it snowed here yesterday!)

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@averrer thinking is good or bad? opens too many doors for me if I think too much. sometimes nice to just tune out. finding balances <3

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@averrer surviving. had some ups and downs (first 2 months of the year were v.v.v.hard, as was December), but looking up now. how about you?

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@veganstraightedge I was angry to not glow in the dark. demanded a refund.

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@grhmc “if package Y meets your requirements, why the hell are you bugging me???????”

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@grhmc “add feature X or else I’ll use package Y instead” threats are a+ cool

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@averrer oh, I think we just ate them as halves (so there were twice as many to share!)

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@averrer fairly simple, really. can’t remember the recipe, but this looks about right: https://t.co/HJPylX50Oi

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@averrer cool! me and some friends made DIY vegan creme eggs a few years ago :D fun fun

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@averrer are they a UK thing (re: Europe)? or did you bring them in from AU(/elsewhere)

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@joseph_carney I use pinky (for shift)+thumb for modifiers and index for V. it’s surprisingly muscle-memory-ish for me these days

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@pjf requirements, constraints, inputs, outputs, process. engineering.

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@gilfer wow, that’s a massive fuck no, on so many fronts

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@BrittA2211 yeah but I legit haven’t had dairy in close to a decade. I have noooo idea why it’s suggesting that :/

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@BrittA2211 nah but it’s always good to have an excuse to cop a feel

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@BrittA2211 (my oncologist says I have high-risk of breast cancer, so I need to squish my lumps, my lumps, my lovely whatever every month!)

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@BrittA2211 no and yes (for some value of “girls” and “dudes” at least)

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Amazon is suggesting that I should buy milk based on recent activity pic.twitter.com/jG2iG7hEDp

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@michaelneale inventory robots rolling along The Demon (was that the name?!)

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@ZuckerBaby hahah I had to translate it for a friend. what a good language.

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I was trying to explain to a German person today the two ways “sow” is pronounced. “one rhymes with mow, the other with cow”. English, lol.

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@ericaavey aha I read that this morning. was saddened with how narrow “high” was defined. MORE ARTICLES.

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@SVPofThings I literally said those words on repeat about my last job :(

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@CastIrony can I make sure this is all that’s on your tombstone?

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@holman it’s a strict 1:1 ratio with exclamation marks! :)

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@_writehanded_ weeee! godspeed, good luck, all that jazz. you got this :D

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@michaelneale my only concern is if it causes longer-term tinnitus

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@michaelneale yeah not sure. gonna talk to my doc about it. it’s not unbearable, but makes it harder to fall asleep. better than pain though

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@michaelneale yeah it’s a solid pain reliever, definitely does the trick there. no major side effects bar this goddamn ringing. EEEEE

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@michaelneale something like that. chronic pain flare ups. it means I can sleep properly, which drastically reduces duration

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tramadol makes my ears ring so much. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” please stop why must you

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everywourd houedouwns

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just listened to the new StartUp podcast and then saw this pic.twitter.com/LlY38dqWx8

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@stephbelding had no idea you had a campaign running. backed! good luck! :D

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RT @ddiakopoulos: A museum of water shaders as a playable experience. Definitely my kind of new media art: https://t.co/RmuqHZbWbw https://…

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@joannalovesyou ahaaaa I saw f8 a couple of weeks ago. a+ perfect good :D

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vantine Does anyone have a great resource for fiction with disabled main characters? Bonus if they have EDS/Chronic pain.

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how do I forget that every time I take strong painkillers I get ringing in my ears? I take them like every week, jesus

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RT @geology_rocks: I just published “The Worst Road Trip: A Map” https://t.co/4oHagIfAqF

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@messycook @PersiainPeckham I told her to bring back a baklava sundae. high hopes.

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enjoying this new @SlackHQ feature for user statuses: pic.twitter.com/6654FqJuY3

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@__biancat “yes” is the short answer - my coworker has one..but I have no idea where she got it and she left for the day :(

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@whakkee yesss, I hit happy milestones on the way. 216 is my favourite number, so that was satisfying

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@imjameshall I was just talking to a coworker about UICollectionView(Layout) vs Flexbox and ughhghgh everything sucks

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@nzJayZee New Zealand is pretty far away, you’re right :D

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@BrittA2211 both have stars & stripes, red white and blue. nice.

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@earthxsucks “everyone” yaek, you said it yourself

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@veganstraightedge if you need/want any help with any of this, I’m here. (I had Hodgkin’s, chemo, radio, and did a lot of advocacy work)

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@cfsmtbation I’d flip you a high five, but it’d need to be a high eleven, and that’d be weird

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@paprikapapaya sort of unrelated but I told the “what do you call a fish with no eyes?” joke yesterday and no one was into it. total bummer.

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turns out those SMSs saying “your credit will expire in 2 days” aren’t lying

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@veganstraightedge hang in there, yo. I kicked Hodgkin’s arse. you’ll do the same.

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@_writehanded_ hmm, Tweetbot isn’t letting me DM. but short version: 14 years of headache, vigorous exercise hurts, and ruins relationships

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@_writehanded_ haaa, or the lack of, right? literally my entire life is “no thanks dear, I have a headache”. it’s a super cool bummer.

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@hirodusk not sure if they’re 100% the same (if not, they’re close), but https://t.co/ZiO4imw3au has been a+ good

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