@ratkins there are wayyyy too many things that I think this is about
@janklausa what box did it come in tho???
@missthestars fuck
@sito_ now it’s all substack articles explaining why they don’t post on medium
@charlesv ahh, that’s still based on priority because it’s biontech? or are they doing astra too?
@charlesv share your secrets! I’m trusting absolutely nothing so far, it all seems so sketchy
@duckpoultry ham!!
BorderlineEurop If you are without papers and/or health insurance you can get vaccinated (Johnson & Johnson) tomorrow, 29th April,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@iamjamesward it’s been a wonderful ride. thank you for all of your work in the fifty five!
@ZazzyV ahah I archived mine a few years ago, then deleted it. one of the fewwww things I want gone from the internet about myself
@irldexter happy birthday?!
@selfawaresoup true, good point. aaand that red line trending upward, wonderful
@selfawaresoup counterpoint: United Kingdom :/
@paprikapapaya :)))) I thinnnkk we just got an appointment for my partner on that date too. feels a little too good… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @bl00dymarie: Übersicht der Praxen, die COVID-19-Schutzimpfungen mit AstraZeneca anbieten (Stand 26.04.2021)
https://t.co/0uKzMvdOWP
h…
@ratkins if you’re eligible for any of the priority queues, I’ve had friends successfully petition doctor + call to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins I’d mostly just taken a stab at it, since none of the documents I’ve seen online are entirely consistent.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd that's amazing!
@LizHcks there really isn’t that much AZ, relatively speaking. only about 20% of deliveries overall, and far less in recent weeks
spring harvest is in pic.twitter.com/QY7k0GTdM5
did Berlin get a wild amount of vaccines delivered? waiting times for appointments have dropped so much in the last day or two
@endocrimes next time I’m at my desktop, I’ll write it up and fwd over!
@endocrimes exciting! I’ve been tracking the wait times here: impfterminspector.de but also have some tooling to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte this pandemic claims another tradition
@a2 sounds like you need to try again. and again and again.
there are finally appointments available in Berlin again for the Moderna vaccine (with a much shorter wait than BioNTech)
the best part about Thai food for dinner is several days of Thai leftovers
@endocrimes was gonna ask how it’s going :/ might wait for some patches before buying
@paprikapapaya yesssss
@IsaChandra in a very “I’m genuinely happy for you!” way, it’s also very hard to hear it. there’s almost literally… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@grhmc <3
@deutschbitte nature is healing, etc etc
@janklausa soviet fermented soy bean??
I know “comirnaty” is supposed to be a mix of four relevant words, but all I can ever think of is “comorbidity”
@paprikapapaya someone should invent Goo Gone Gone, specifically for eyes filled with Goo Gone
@lifewinning @julian0liver the homogenous antipodes! :P
@hexpet_ p.s. this rules, please post more about it as you progress!!
@hexpet_ impulsive prune was my high school nickname
@AnnabelAstbury the only ones I ever found were rock hard, shelf stable ones. though there’s a crumpet cafe/shop in Seattle!
MSF_USA Just 0.2%
We need to change this.
The only way to end the pandemic is to ensure COVID-19 vaccines are available t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@irldexter my favourite was someone in the midst of winter popping out of a still-icy local pond, skin as red as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@janklausa it’s so weird downloading an oldoldold episode of a podcast and hearing injected ads for things today, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
the countries currently hoarding vaccines will inevitably be praised as saints when they “solve” the problem by doi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@christopherward felt the same about pain medication, too, before finding The Right Doctor. even like “just prescri… https://t.co/W2l41SFHND
@ZuckerBaby it was only literally two days ago that this dawned on me. not sure if that’s good or bad tho
@hexpet_ help as in encouragement? because fuck yeah, that sounds awesome. I’ve always imagined it as an expert thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
saw my first bare bum of the season today. summer is officially here?
@EthicalVegnLife nuts, the roller coaster sucks. I hope something works out soon :<
@EthicalVegnLife how do they (attempt) to treat it? is it like an antidepressant kind of thing, or like a benzo to just numb it out, or?
@mugunthkumar @ratkins I yelled at someone the other day after (v.dangerously) cutting me off, they replied in Engl… https://t.co/CR4YzKbzHj
@ZazzyV can extremely relate :< it's extremely difficult to push back against the relentless "let's just act like e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@bex_is say it to my face m8
@bex_is sucks a lot
@pauldyson @ratkins probably do based on what everyone keeps saying, but I’m useless at identifying trees/plants so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@beccadottex ahah, I answered this in an interview once, they were not at all amused. they were also wayyyy behind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@thomas_violence @george_llevi is there a way to get ahold of one of these from an ocean or two away?
@deutschbitte there’s a shop that’s been there for 150 years and pretty much only sells mustard. they don’t ship it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte there’s only one best, and it’s from belgium, but I’ll accept this as second
@deutschbitte I need detail on the mustard
RT @KateBurkeNHS: Hey Siri, explain structural misogyny, patriarchy and sexism in a headline. https://t.co/eJvuV6Pbaw
RT @bl00dymarie: ?@dn_nktnko designed products for cycle exploration https://t.co/lMmbgoUbjk
?@alicestew_art helps you make your own vibrat…
another day, another “please don’t fly ‘just because’, unvaccinated, during a pandemic, across an ocean” conversation
@windowswap hey, I found a small typo in the videos that can break the experience: pic.twitter.com/ubSDonAdDY
@freenerd it should be updating every 10 mins now too! a liiiittle more accurate than before
@ratkins wonder if that’s a reason it’s not “Atlantic Time”
@charlesv is it? I’ve logged on from time to time, but it’s felt very sparse. a thing but not A Thing™️
@charlesv almost every single week I think about slsk and wish it were still a thing
keaux_ this is why when companies hire white person after white person, often claiming they chose the best person for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@paprikapapaya this explains so much
@sylmobile one of my most prized gifts from a friend https://t.co/qxTA7x5SLi
NBriz we're live >> browserfest.netizen.org ++ awards announced ++ live coding realtime festivities rn w/Ted Davis @ffd8… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ImranMahmudMD @Gary_BBGames I remember an artist showing a project where they got humans with cameras to stand und… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@oh_pies I paused yesterday trying to weight up bickie vs bikkie vs bicky vs bikky. I think bikkie?
@deutschbitte haaaaa!
a lotta people out there saying "Pfizer" when they mean "BioNTech", governments included. for bonus points: who's even heard of "Comirnaty"?
@debedee @paprikapapaya I DON'T KNOW! maybe there's a purity issue? or like, "the potato will go soggy and lose the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@paprikapapaya WAIT is this a like pro-potato thing, or a anti-potato-and-scrofu, because I can see arguments both ways???
@suricrasia xtrem cursed
@janklausa he's such a handsome lad, fuck
@janklausa I got this one today. cats!!! so good!! pic.twitter.com/Og72Tnr8l0
@deutschbitte @ratkins as far as I understand it, yep, exactly that
@deutschbitte @ratkins I'm 99% sure it was the other person that was (attempted) being scammed. someone from outsid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@selfawaresoup yes! my tongue-in-cheek-but-also-actually definition of a “senior” is mostly measured by how many mistakes you’ve made!
@paprikapapaya living the potato dream ✨?✨
@mkhq BASICALLY yes. though you know me and I have Scripts™️ that a friend confirmed works today - got her appointment over a month sooner
oh it’s that time of the week again #scrofriday pic.twitter.com/pRw0WYrGx5
@paprikapapaya at every single level of society too :/ it’s that meme of like “I don’t know how to teach you empath… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@paprikapapaya it’s been super frustrating here, people seem more careless than ever :< and then they continue to w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@paprikapapaya holy f
@dkrape ah right, probably deserves more explanation. but you’re basically right: if you tried to book an appointme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
hello Berlin! I’ve made a small dashboard to track “the first available vaccine appointment” durations over time. f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd added the “Current Situation” at the bottom to show the “previous hour” of bookings. it’s never gonna be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd hmm yeah, it’s tricky. I think I’ll add a third chart which shows the “previous hour/now” status, to mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd re Messe, it’s back to ~60 now, but the mean is still lower. I probably shouldn’t take the mean of the ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd ok! there's a chart for per-location vaccines now, and I just set up deploys every 2 hours. will see if i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@REAS I saw @NikkitaFTW release this today https://t.co/7gkrKcMK5P, and might have further helpful information? maybe?
@evvvvil this floored me to see it coming together, absolutely incredible
evvvvil "Reclaim the streets" winning shader live coded in 25 minutes at Revision 2021 shader showdown semi final.
Congrats… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@kch can extremely relate :<
@freenerd ahah, it updates when I remember to update it :P but it seems like the scripts are working, so I’ll autom… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @KateClancy: Our survey was approved and made it through production! VACCINATED MENSTRUATORS ASSEMBLE:
https://t.co/YY1eolCnWi
(This i…
@SlackHQ but! I wish to receive zero per day! the alternative seems to be to deactivate notifications completely, w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@waxpancake ah yeah, agreed. I do like the archive aspect of it, but I haven’t relied on it day-to-day for a long while
@suricrasia ✨movie magic✨ imo
@SlackHQ is there a way to turn off push notifications for emoji-reactions? the notification UI only talks about me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@bex_is it’s doing the “4 seasons in one day” super well - it was blue skies when I stepped out!
@waxpancake glad it worked - you’re the first non-me person I know that’s tried it! have you found a suitable repla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins @christian_beer @avbelow @whakkee I use a build step like R.swift to generate identifiers, which helps cat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd ok! in case you're interested, I've started collection the data + very basic data viz at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@janklausa kwiecień frytki bo przeplata
saw some blue skies and decided to go for a walk, nek minnit pic.twitter.com/D972NUJCUK
@freenerd but yeah, I’m curious about the wait times changing. might just throw some anonymous curl requests and pl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd it’s definitely possible to book earlier via doctolib, but they’re gone almost immediately. I’ve had a gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@freenerd did you happen to find(/make) an API library at all? I’m curious about visusalising the appointment wait… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@RealNickHodge frustrating article, but there’s so much emerging research around the neuoropsychology of (mostly ch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@beccadottex ahh, it's been a while, but I didn't have too much luck with Pi USB adventures. I'd hope Pico is diffe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@beccadottex not exactly the same, but ~hashtag lifehack~ your device is a USB hub now, which might suffice?
@selfawaresoup and likely v.superficially judged! “huh, they used framework X, but we prefer framework Y. sorry”. s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@HelloRachyy toootally. if anything, it feels like basically everything we (as society, doctors, etc) know about pa… https://t.co/f86p8EPi9Y
@HelloRachyy (I say this as someone that’s had a constant headache for 18 years, and takes opioids regularly) my ta… https://t.co/UqEWyqeInW
fuckings to NFTs
@christopherward this quote fucks me up: "Anyone who has been fully vaccinated can in the future be treated like tr… https://t.co/qZ322C2hsK
@christopherward I don’t have so many issues relaxing the lockdowns for vaccinated folks (somewhat! that’s still tr… https://t.co/TrfjKrRagG
@christopherward yeahs, I mostly agree, but for different reasons (I’m worried about the optics when we’re at, say,… https://t.co/3GKYJKc9TI
@christopherward I get there’s a lot of frustration, and Twitter probably isn’t the best medium for this, but, woul… https://t.co/WNZuoAMbPO
@_writehanded_ brain slows down when it’s too cold, it’s basically science probably
@_writehanded_ easy! just be rich! problem solved! that’s the free market, babyyyyyyyyy
@_writehanded_ that would have been my guess :/ nuts
RT @lunasorcery: .@revision_party tonight https://t.co/vcVd3mTF7y
I just got home, went to tune into @revision_party 2021, and Twitch has banned the account for an unknown reason.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@nzJayZee I’d like to think the “we” you’re referring to is you + the person in the gif
@mil that fuckin rules
@aelleaelle yummm! chocolate or fruit bits though?
@dimsimkitty “scrofriday” needs some workshopping, I’ll admit
@deutschbitte godspeed!
life hack: smofu in yr scrofu
@freenerd I hacked together a greasemonkey script to alert me when earlierslots become available, but they disappea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@nzJayZee the simultaneous beauty and horror of the internet
@nzJayZee THANKS SHRIMP….AND WHITE WINE
@nzJayZee ~you guyyysss are doing great~ 5 stars, would recommend
@nzJayZee isn’t that the fellow from ghostbusters
@nzJayZee where’s my ROLOTO~1.MID
@nzJayZee honestly basically exactly that, and a lot of swearing
@nzJayZee truly. I was doing some Windows work last week and wow my brain can’t swap between meta keys at all
@nzJayZee fg stands for “f”or”g”et about it just reboot
@mangopdf "you recently bought Large Product That You Only Need One Of, but I bet you'd be interested in many more… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@grhmc that’s kinda clever! great tip!
@oh_pies “yes bojack, no bojack, I know that bojack”