The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2021

@ratkins there are wayyyy too many things that I think this is about

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@sito_ now it’s all substack articles explaining why they don’t post on medium

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@charlesv ahh, that’s still based on priority because it’s biontech? or are they doing astra too?

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@charlesv share your secrets! I’m trusting absolutely nothing so far, it all seems so sketchy

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BorderlineEurop If you are without papers and/or health insurance you can get vaccinated (Johnson & Johnson) tomorrow, 29th April,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@iamjamesward it’s been a wonderful ride. thank you for all of your work in the fifty five!

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@ZazzyV ahah I archived mine a few years ago, then deleted it. one of the fewwww things I want gone from the internet about myself

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@selfawaresoup true, good point. aaand that red line trending upward, wonderful

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@paprikapapaya :)))) I thinnnkk we just got an appointment for my partner on that date too. feels a little too good… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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RT @bl00dymarie: Übersicht der Praxen, die COVID-19-Schutzimpfungen mit AstraZeneca anbieten (Stand 26.04.2021)

https://t.co/0uKzMvdOWP

h…

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@ratkins if you’re eligible for any of the priority queues, I’ve had friends successfully petition doctor + call to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins I’d mostly just taken a stab at it, since none of the documents I’ve seen online are entirely consistent.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@LizHcks there really isn’t that much AZ, relatively speaking. only about 20% of deliveries overall, and far less in recent weeks

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did Berlin get a wild amount of vaccines delivered? waiting times for appointments have dropped so much in the last day or two

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@endocrimes next time I’m at my desktop, I’ll write it up and fwd over!

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@endocrimes exciting! I’ve been tracking the wait times here: impfterminspector.de but also have some tooling to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@a2 sounds like you need to try again. and again and again.

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there are finally appointments available in Berlin again for the Moderna vaccine (with a much shorter wait than BioNTech)

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the best part about Thai food for dinner is several days of Thai leftovers

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@endocrimes was gonna ask how it’s going :/ might wait for some patches before buying

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@IsaChandra in a very “I’m genuinely happy for you!” way, it’s also very hard to hear it. there’s almost literally… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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I know “comirnaty” is supposed to be a mix of four relevant words, but all I can ever think of is “comorbidity”

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@paprikapapaya someone should invent Goo Gone Gone, specifically for eyes filled with Goo Gone

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@hexpet_ p.s. this rules, please post more about it as you progress!!

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@hexpet_ impulsive prune was my high school nickname

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@AnnabelAstbury the only ones I ever found were rock hard, shelf stable ones. though there’s a crumpet cafe/shop in Seattle!

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MSF_USA Just 0.2%

We need to change this.

The only way to end the pandemic is to ensure COVID-19 vaccines are available t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@irldexter my favourite was someone in the midst of winter popping out of a still-icy local pond, skin as red as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa it’s so weird downloading an oldoldold episode of a podcast and hearing injected ads for things today, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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the countries currently hoarding vaccines will inevitably be praised as saints when they “solve” the problem by doi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@christopherward felt the same about pain medication, too, before finding The Right Doctor. even like “just prescri… https://t.co/W2l41SFHND

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@ZuckerBaby it was only literally two days ago that this dawned on me. not sure if that’s good or bad tho

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@hexpet_ help as in encouragement? because fuck yeah, that sounds awesome. I’ve always imagined it as an expert thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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saw my first bare bum of the season today. summer is officially here?

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@EthicalVegnLife nuts, the roller coaster sucks. I hope something works out soon :<

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@EthicalVegnLife how do they (attempt) to treat it? is it like an antidepressant kind of thing, or like a benzo to just numb it out, or?

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@mugunthkumar @ratkins I yelled at someone the other day after (v.dangerously) cutting me off, they replied in Engl… https://t.co/CR4YzKbzHj

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@ZazzyV can extremely relate :< it's extremely difficult to push back against the relentless "let's just act like e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@pauldyson @ratkins probably do based on what everyone keeps saying, but I’m useless at identifying trees/plants so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@beccadottex ahah, I answered this in an interview once, they were not at all amused. they were also wayyyy behind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@thomas_violence @george_llevi is there a way to get ahold of one of these from an ocean or two away?

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@deutschbitte there’s a shop that’s been there for 150 years and pretty much only sells mustard. they don’t ship it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@deutschbitte there’s only one best, and it’s from belgium, but I’ll accept this as second

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RT @KateBurkeNHS: Hey Siri, explain structural misogyny, patriarchy and sexism in a headline. https://t.co/eJvuV6Pbaw

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RT @bl00dymarie: ?@dn_nktnko designed products for cycle exploration https://t.co/lMmbgoUbjk
?@alicestew_art helps you make your own vibrat…

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another day, another “please don’t fly ‘just because’, unvaccinated, during a pandemic, across an ocean” conversation

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@windowswap hey, I found a small typo in the videos that can break the experience: pic.twitter.com/ubSDonAdDY

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@freenerd it should be updating every 10 mins now too! a liiiittle more accurate than before

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@ratkins wonder if that’s a reason it’s not “Atlantic Time”

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@charlesv is it? I’ve logged on from time to time, but it’s felt very sparse. a thing but not A Thing™️

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@charlesv almost every single week I think about slsk and wish it were still a thing

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keaux_ this is why when companies hire white person after white person, often claiming they chose the best person for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@sylmobile one of my most prized gifts from a friend https://t.co/qxTA7x5SLi

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NBriz we're live >> browserfest.netizen.org ++ awards announced ++ live coding realtime festivities rn w/Ted Davis @ffd8twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ImranMahmudMD @Gary_BBGames I remember an artist showing a project where they got humans with cameras to stand und… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@oh_pies I paused yesterday trying to weight up bickie vs bikkie vs bicky vs bikky. I think bikkie?

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a lotta people out there saying "Pfizer" when they mean "BioNTech", governments included. for bonus points: who's even heard of "Comirnaty"?

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@debedee @paprikapapaya I DON'T KNOW! maybe there's a purity issue? or like, "the potato will go soggy and lose the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@paprikapapaya WAIT is this a like pro-potato thing, or a anti-potato-and-scrofu, because I can see arguments both ways???

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@deutschbitte @ratkins I'm 99% sure it was the other person that was (attempted) being scammed. someone from outsid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@selfawaresoup yes! my tongue-in-cheek-but-also-actually definition of a “senior” is mostly measured by how many mistakes you’ve made!

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@mkhq BASICALLY yes. though you know me and I have Scripts™️ that a friend confirmed works today - got her appointment over a month sooner

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@paprikapapaya at every single level of society too :/ it’s that meme of like “I don’t know how to teach you empath… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@paprikapapaya it’s been super frustrating here, people seem more careless than ever :< and then they continue to w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@dkrape ah right, probably deserves more explanation. but you’re basically right: if you tried to book an appointme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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hello Berlin! I’ve made a small dashboard to track “the first available vaccine appointment” durations over time. f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd added the “Current Situation” at the bottom to show the “previous hour” of bookings. it’s never gonna be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd hmm yeah, it’s tricky. I think I’ll add a third chart which shows the “previous hour/now” status, to mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd re Messe, it’s back to ~60 now, but the mean is still lower. I probably shouldn’t take the mean of the ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd ok! there's a chart for per-location vaccines now, and I just set up deploys every 2 hours. will see if i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@REAS I saw @NikkitaFTW release this today https://t.co/7gkrKcMK5P, and might have further helpful information? maybe?

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@evvvvil this floored me to see it coming together, absolutely incredible

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evvvvil "Reclaim the streets" winning shader live coded in 25 minutes at Revision 2021 shader showdown semi final.
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@freenerd ahah, it updates when I remember to update it :P but it seems like the scripts are working, so I’ll autom… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@mangopdf @BSidesCbr heck yea sick nail, glitter polish is the best

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RT @KateClancy: Our survey was approved and made it through production! VACCINATED MENSTRUATORS ASSEMBLE:

https://t.co/YY1eolCnWi

(This i…

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@SlackHQ but! I wish to receive zero per day! the alternative seems to be to deactivate notifications completely, w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@waxpancake ah yeah, agreed. I do like the archive aspect of it, but I haven’t relied on it day-to-day for a long while

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@SlackHQ is there a way to turn off push notifications for emoji-reactions? the notification UI only talks about me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@bex_is it’s doing the “4 seasons in one day” super well - it was blue skies when I stepped out!

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@waxpancake glad it worked - you’re the first non-me person I know that’s tried it! have you found a suitable repla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins @christian_beer @avbelow @whakkee I use a build step like R.swift to generate identifiers, which helps cat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd ok! in case you're interested, I've started collection the data + very basic data viz at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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saw some blue skies and decided to go for a walk, nek minnit pic.twitter.com/D972NUJCUK

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@freenerd but yeah, I’m curious about the wait times changing. might just throw some anonymous curl requests and pl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd it’s definitely possible to book earlier via doctolib, but they’re gone almost immediately. I’ve had a gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@freenerd did you happen to find(/make) an API library at all? I’m curious about visusalising the appointment wait… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@RealNickHodge frustrating article, but there’s so much emerging research around the neuoropsychology of (mostly ch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@beccadottex ahh, it's been a while, but I didn't have too much luck with Pi USB adventures. I'd hope Pico is diffe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@beccadottex not exactly the same, but ~hashtag lifehack~ your device is a USB hub now, which might suffice?

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@selfawaresoup and likely v.superficially judged! “huh, they used framework X, but we prefer framework Y. sorry”. s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@HelloRachyy toootally. if anything, it feels like basically everything we (as society, doctors, etc) know about pa… https://t.co/f86p8EPi9Y

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@HelloRachyy (I say this as someone that’s had a constant headache for 18 years, and takes opioids regularly) my ta… https://t.co/UqEWyqeInW

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@christopherward this quote fucks me up: "Anyone who has been fully vaccinated can in the future be treated like tr… https://t.co/qZ322C2hsK

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@christopherward I don’t have so many issues relaxing the lockdowns for vaccinated folks (somewhat! that’s still tr… https://t.co/TrfjKrRagG

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@christopherward yeahs, I mostly agree, but for different reasons (I’m worried about the optics when we’re at, say,… https://t.co/3GKYJKc9TI

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@christopherward I get there’s a lot of frustration, and Twitter probably isn’t the best medium for this, but, woul… https://t.co/WNZuoAMbPO

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@_writehanded_ brain slows down when it’s too cold, it’s basically science probably

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@_writehanded_ easy! just be rich! problem solved! that’s the free market, babyyyyyyyyy

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I just got home, went to tune into @revision_party 2021, and Twitch has banned the account for an unknown reason.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@nzJayZee I’d like to think the “we” you’re referring to is you + the person in the gif

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@aelleaelle yummm! chocolate or fruit bits though?

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@dimsimkitty “scrofriday” needs some workshopping, I’ll admit

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life hack: smofu in yr scrofu

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@freenerd I hacked together a greasemonkey script to alert me when earlierslots become available, but they disappea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@nzJayZee the simultaneous beauty and horror of the internet

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@nzJayZee ~you guyyysss are doing great~ 5 stars, would recommend

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@nzJayZee isn’t that the fellow from ghostbusters

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@nzJayZee honestly basically exactly that, and a lot of swearing

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@nzJayZee truly. I was doing some Windows work last week and wow my brain can’t swap between meta keys at all

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@nzJayZee fg stands for “f”or”g”et about it just reboot

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@mangopdf "you recently bought Large Product That You Only Need One Of, but I bet you'd be interested in many more… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@oh_pies “yes bojack, no bojack, I know that bojack”

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