The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2022

@transconrace I’m so stoked for Jason! (well, all of them, but especially Jason!)

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@KTamas @janklausa @freezydorito just @ me next time for every post in this thread

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@twinfold yea but who schedules meetings for every 14 months

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@bex_is honestly. I heard someone say in a meeting “it’s a shame there’s no word for ‘every two weeks’” and I’m pre… https://t.co/aOussDm6sS

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@lazerwalker at this point I’d allow it. at least the inevitable follow-up “do you mean…?” would be more fun

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please, for the love of all that is holy, stop saying “bi-weekly” and “bi-monthly”

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(it was just to check something very specific though, not to read/write/reply)

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“I won’t check my work email this week” — me, two days before checking work email

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@sidramatik what’s the end game here? tracking/analytics? pressing elevator buttons doesn’t seem like an app-solvable problem

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@saurabhg ahah just over a decade ago! been in Germany for nearly the last 9 years. how’s life in Amsterdam?

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@saurabhg that was half a decade-ish post-IPO - hard to argue startup or VC there :P

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@VeganCyclist “i didn’t kill her, I just fatally injured her” kind of thing? sigh

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@PossiblyAlan extremely agree! I’ve got a list of stores here I won’t buy from again after Hermes shenanigans

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@sylmobile @gilfer replicate? no. but yolo a wild alternative? dall-e says yes

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@sylmobile @gilfer he’s been captured by the deep web, now the state has cloned him with some dall-e nonsense. trust no one!

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@bunq how do I deactivate notifications about the jackpot bollocks that keeps showing up? I couldn’t give a flip ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@janklausa what’s “extremely expensive” in the context of ikea

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@duckpoultry don’t you think garbage and rubbish have (somewhat) different connotations though? something like…rubb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@duckpoultry first of all: lies! you’re a duck!
second: do you think there’s a difference between a “garbage person… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@cfsmtbation wouldn’t be shocked to see them both together in “trending” or “related articles” sections :/

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@cfsmtbation I figured there’d be like 6 months between the posts. 6 hours! fuck!!

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@squirrelgirl @noom I think it’s measuring in US cups but converting out to oz for display. ie 4 cups = 33.3 oz

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@deutschbitte I started writing about how I use them differently only to realise the difference is the punctuation.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ivanandriollo @meghafon the "after 14 years" part is probably part of it :P Germany took longer to build an airport, after all

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@meghafon there’s a lottttt of grey area in there! the economics of nuclear vs coal seem blurry at best these days… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@meghafon but it _is_ a calculated risk, no? if all the eggs were going into a “coal vs nuclear” basket, then it’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@Davelee_RCB “and look how I turned out!” ?

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@ratkins I get it, but my brain just can’t switch off. it’s that kind of “did I lock the door?” feeling, rather than just relaxing

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@coveloper worst is when that happens at 6pm. at least if it’s earlier in the day, you can leave the house after :(

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@strawberryrock hard disagree, but I’ve come to terms me being Wrong™

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@christian_beer it was fine in winter to just show up ;) so my protip: travel only in winter, and embrace the snow

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@suricrasia the grabbable area is tiny in ffox, but, cool once I found it

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@grhmc @endocrimes @IanColdwater but how do you stop? if there’s a compiler error?? just waiting to be fixed????

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@Palleas is there another photo with your reaction after they told you?

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some positively unhinged content on Twitch at the moment. almost on the level of the tram olympics: Red Bull Soapbo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@irace ah right, I see that very much as a function of the other two points

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@irace it feels like a stupid question, but what’s the first?

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@earthxsucks it’s like you’ve never seen a Harvey Norman ad on tv

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