The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2022

@bex_is if there's not party pies and fairy bread, it's not a real party

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@ashfurrow @endocrimes I've created Apple IDs for each country to avoid losing purchases, but also so I can still d… https://t.co/NQM10BhNXv

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@ratkins I still can't exactly explain why, but I swear on several graves that scrolling on this device is smoother… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ratkins I vastly prefer the Pixel as a physical device tbh. the camera bump isn't obnoxious, for one. (using the P… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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today was a blessed day where I heard both East 17 and Men At Work on commerical radio within the same hour

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I'm sure rye has some actual purpose in life but we don't need to keep pretending "bread" is it

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@justMaku tell me what's gonna chaaaange

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@charlesv I upgraded like clockwork annually until I got my 11 Pro, and that was the peak for me :/ ah well

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@gilfer lol fuck, the replies on that are unanimous

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@ratkins throwback to the old goopy swipe to refresh from around iOS 4

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@xyzzycoder I'm still on an 11 Pro. I keep telling myself "I'll upgrade this year", but the new devices have been underwhelming :(

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@bex_is it's ok I'm working anyway :(

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@bex_is WHERE FRIEND REQUEST

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@MYDISCOMYDISCO yo, there’s a gap on the Urban Spree site where your show should be - it’s been that way for a whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@londonjustin did it kill them or were their lives just temporarily misplaced? who the fuck decided on "lives lost" as good copy?

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@bex_is add notnotnotjosh :)))

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the good thing about tiktok is that its algorithm seems to be like "don't give a shit about the royal family? no pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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long live Queen Elizabeth "Lizzie" McGuire

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@UkiahSmith yeah. in the best case, eSIM could be amazing. but uhhhh if you need internet to access some eSIM porta… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@UkiahSmith no idea. I'm guessing you have to use our good friend: The Cloud. fwiw I use an eSIM at home but also p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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on a scale from 1 to courage, where does removing the SIM card slot rank?

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@ratkins already does that, no? I've had it ping via fall detection when someone binned it into me one time

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@bex_is TRULY. I still remember seeing my first bumbly big boi and thought I was in a fairy tale

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RT @dripberlin: Our open source period tracking app drip ? is now available on iOS!

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