The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

July 2016

@SaltineJustine doesn’t much help when lower class folk are the ones mostly targeted to take it up, too :/ addiction/poverty cycles

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SaltineJustine from Treptow, Berlin

@seitanismymotor they come from natural regions, which covers two buzzwords, so it’s probably okay!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to seitanismymotor from Treptow, Berlin

@seitanismymotor bruh dates are all you need to make anything sweet. and they’re totally natural!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to seitanismymotor from Treptow, Berlin

@seitanismymotor I was somewhere this week that had a cake with “natural sweetener” as if to imply it wasn’t sugar?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to seitanismymotor from Treptow, Berlin

@ZazzyV I mean, I assume anyway. I’m bad at it

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZazzyV from Treptow, Berlin

@ZazzyV yeah, pragmatically it’s sensible. but, heart vs head - sometimes it’s nice to feel that contrast rather than just rationalise

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZazzyV from Treptow, Berlin

@ZazzyV (I, uh, don’t tend to expect much so I’m rarely disappointed..but it set a trend where I’m rarely excited either?)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZazzyV from Treptow, Berlin

@ZazzyV I find it such a weird balance between like “expect the worst/expect nothing” and “be a bummer all the time about every thing”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ZazzyV from Treptow, Berlin

@cloudapp oh? the app says $160 though? I’m not up for renewal so it’s not too pressing thopic.twitter.com/1P0CJZdLFRdLFR

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to cloudapp from Treptow, Berlin

@cloudapp (to be constructive here: I don’t need(/want) advanced features like visual search. I just want simple archiving+hosting)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Treptow, Berlin

@cloudapp did pricing go up again, or did I just not notice? I’m having a hard time justifying $15/mo(/$160/yr) now that I look :(

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@averrer does your friend still have access to the account? try to change all passwords, and enable 2factor auth (i.e. SMS) to start

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to averrer from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider HA. that’s TWO OR THREE TIMES too many, you monster :D!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider it doesn’t smell too chemically..but it smells pretty dull. not neutral, not offensive, but kind of like, uh, clag glue?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider it looks rubbish, but it’s genuinely the most effective sunscreen I’ve ever usuvnatural.comXeds

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider I use some weird hippie sunscreen. it lathers on pretty thick, but it’s saved me from direct Oz summer sun, so..

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider I always bring sunscreen back when I go to Oz. if it saves me there, it’ll save me p.much anywhere

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@number26 I just got an email about Invest, but the app gives me this. what now? pic.twitter.com/gmgNA3Foqp

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@searchingfortao yeah, I mean, I still prefer postgres. but theoretical black/white statements don’t help at scale in production

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to searchingfortao from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa wait that sounds darker than I meant it to

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Treptow, Berlin

@rblimey it makes it sound like you’re avoiding answering at all. probably a result of deep shame?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to rblimey from Treptow, Berlin

sometimes Xcode does what I want it to. it makes me nervous and suspicious.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham not that it needs spoilering, but dang look at this: https://t.co/tRPVASIvSC

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@leeeham GUESS what I’m finally just listening to

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@rblimey oi are you living back in Walthamstow or what?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@ashfurrow if you must, then: whoami | xargs cowsay "Hello, “

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins CONTRAST WITH the 3.5mbit I was getting in Oz. awful.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins (which uses all of my bandwidth instantly. which is good. wifi becomes the bottleneck.)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins I use Usenet for all of my Linux distros

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins ah right. I’ve got the 100mbit - didn’t even know they did 200 (or 400!). 200 & 400 capped to 1tb tho?

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@jfpoole just spin it as a marketing tool. “bruh your device was so fast even our app couldn’t keep up!!1”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jfpoole from Treptow, Berlin

of course GitHub goes down right when I find the emoji I’m looking for

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor maybe you just need to call fake-falafel something cute like fluffel

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Gwladruns from Treptow, Berlin

@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor luckily mashed up banana can still be called ice cream, right???????

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@ratkins tangentially related, but fucking hilarious: https://t.co/Tj8TRXWrLr

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@rblimey turns out she’s in another castle

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@samuelgoodwin @ratkins @jcoffeybris I’ve never owned anything like that. I don’t trust them either, and assumed it’d nuke battery

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to samuelgoodwin from Treptow, Berlin

@Westpac oh, it’s not awful, it’s just not..great. I find apps from, s@CommBankBank @number26er26 are far better to use :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Westpac from Treptow, Berlin

@WestpacMedia @Westpac @forrester @DDsD hah, I’d like to know more about that, because, oh boy, that app..

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to WestpacMedia from Treptow, Berlin

@conradstoll mate, ‘straya does those too ;) https://t.co/fmhAfD1NMG (I had some today, even!)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@qikipedia that’s probably my favourite fact in the entire universe. has been and forever will be.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to qikipedia from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa to be fair, that’s jenkins not being very good at githubs

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@searchingfortao fwiw there’s no competition in PoGo. people are helping each other, as they spawn for _everyone_ (“rare” is relative)

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@SaltineJustine good advice! no one wants a celebrant from an online university with an inkjet printer out of cyan to print your certificate

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@oh_pies but only on Email Debt Forgiveness Day. any other day would just be rude

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from Treptow, Berlin

@oh_pies oh if you don’t know them you should just block them and probably report them just in case

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from Treptow, Berlin

@oh_pies that’s why I like Email Debt Forgiveness Day https://t.co/4B1XRW7xeB

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins I think the app itself is fairly simple, but the quality is okay (for a ~1.0 product). the backend is the pain point & is hard

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Treptow, Berlin

@ratkins Citymapper++ (though Apple Maps does most of the job here too these days)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Treptow, Berlin

@skwashd if he’s coherent, then he’s in control. augh. what a fucking scumbag.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to skwashd from Treptow, Berlin

@ericaavey I’m packing my bags right now. see ya later Berlin

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@oh_pies pro mode: drink liquid nitrogen because it’v.sexyML

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videos that don’t need to exist (especially in news articles) #269599pic.twitter.com/oFMWA3iMIdId

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@Palleas the latter imo. but if you use the former then `issueCount` (singular) imo. or better: `.issues.count` ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Palleas from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham like the time I saw them at Monster [energy drink] Fest. “I took the first bus from Coca Cola city” eh? even played that song!

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham I was blown away at how much the Refused shows in Oz cost :( viva capitalism!

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@justMaku eh, the Aldi network is o2/eplus (leaving voda + telekom)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@justMaku haa, god, contracts suck :(

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@justMaku what are the contract prices like?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@justMaku plenty of supermarkets (netto, aldi, etc) offer 1gb for €10, 3gb for €15ish. best I know of, but lmk if you find better

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

UberFactsEbooks The word "nightmare" is derived from an old coffin.

via dangeredwolf specifications (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Jul 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@SVPofThings aha, I’m just heading back from there. it’s soooo stupid packed and I’m not patient enough to bother for 5-15min talks

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SVPofThings from Friedrichshain, Berlin

@mattheworbit @Gwladruns yea but Prime Day is like, dozens of things on sale for today only. it’s not bad!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mattheworbit from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider yeah Romania has generally amazing infrastructure for it though. same with Bulgaria :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider tl;dr is that people get insta-fined/sued if someone torrents on their network. means everything is closed here :(

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@mattheworbit @Gwladruns it’s okay if you’re looking for something specific and it coincidentally pops up. they’re not hocking rubbish

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to mattheworbit from Treptow, Berlin

@luckythespider ha, that’s how I get through Sydney airport too. 10 mins from gate to cab :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Treptow, Berlin

@leeeham I still haven’t listened to that Sumac album. the last week has been nutso chaotic and I don’t want to spoil it with distraction :f

via Tweetbot for iΟS from City Centre, Berlin

@earthxsucks basically you left town so I left town but there’s still time yaek

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to earthxsucks from Friedrichshain, Berlin

@idatin of course! but I have to come heckle at TOA first ;)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to idatin from Treptow, Berlin

@Beryllium9 yup yup. just trying to save you finger-gymnastics if you didn’t need to! it’s such a weird hidden shortcut though

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Beryllium9 from Treptow, Berlin

@Beryllium9 assuming you’re doing cmd-shift+` for ~, then you can omit the shift also (shift will reverse the order, just like cmd-tab)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Beryllium9 from Treptow, Berlin

@Palleas if it ever finishes compiling, I’ll let you know

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Palleas from Treptow, Berlin

@propagandhi doesn’t look like your usual bag. anyway, do a Euro tour, whine whine rant, etc

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to propagandhi from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa @justMaku you wouldn’t download a 100mbit connection

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin

@irldexter i’m a weird way, I waste less time consuming content. it loads faster, so I kind of get bored more quickly (with less content?!)

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

@irldexter I wish there were a way to quantify how frustrated narrow-broadband makes me :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Treptow, Berlin

one nice thing about being back in Germany: my downloads are 33x faster (actual, not “up to”) - 350kbps vs 11.5mbps

via Tweetbot for Mac from Treptow, Berlin

@janklausa yet another damning reason to avoid Apple Music

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to janklausa from Treptow, Berlin

@rowiescakes cool! I’ma snack on it soon then. thanks!

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@id yeah, but for most in-app stuff that’s enough. you can embed images into PDF too. alas, the silver bullet isn’t here yet

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@id you should use PDFs for your assets :P then it’s one asset file, done

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@id app thinning already does what you’re thinking of here though, no?

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@rowiescakes hello friends. have you stopped _all_ honey use? or only some? i.e. is this tasty looking Super Bite vegan friendly? thanks!

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@kcimc only mildly snarky, but head out west. the mountains, nature, caves, etc are wonderful if you want something serene

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to kcimc from Gordon, Canberra

I saw a cluster of mid-20 year old clustering, staring at their phones near the city today. my money’s on a Pokemon Go meetup

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Queanbeyan, New South Wales

@sealfur @SlackHQ other things…like World of Warcraft ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to sealfur from Gordon, Canberra

@sharimarii orright, I’ll see what I can manage

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to sharimarii from Gordon, Canberra

@ashfurrow @justMaku neither is en_AU. I usually just use “X ft in m” though so never noticed :(

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

thanks, Google! fills me with confidence: “you can opt out of this data collection by downloading and installing an add-on for your browser”

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@janklausa (also @justMaku I apologise ahead of time. I’m to blame for plenty of whatever future-you is angry at, I’m sure)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@janklausa (also @justMaku it’s not too late)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@janklausa (though I guess that’s not strictly the point you’re making. but still. it’s like a bad-design onion)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Gordon, Canberra

@janklausa negative bools are probably my #1 pet hate in naming

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham nah :/ it’s been so frustrating. actually, I owe you an email. short story though: back to Berlin on Saturday

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham mate, I’ve already bought and downloaded the hell out of that <3

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham I’m still in Oz :(

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham FUUUUCK, they’re in Germany right now

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@leeeham new LP and I didn’t know? shiiiit

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@ratkins nice! I’ll be back on Sunday :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ratkins from Gordon, Canberra

@janklausa 3x for $48 though so that’s kind of a good deal

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to janklausa from Gordon, Canberra

I can’t tell if I’m just getting old or if this is parody genius https://t.co/cM76MM1tYW

via Tweetbot for Mac from Gordon, Canberra

@luckythespider need any ideas? I got friends from that direction

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to luckythespider from Gordon, Canberra

@oh_pies the second they smack their lips, all bets are 100000% off

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to oh_pies from Gordon, Canberra

@caitlinstasey baby Jesus, obviously. and Big Pharmaâ„¢ probably had a hand in it

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to caitlinstasey from Grafton, New South Wales

@j_s_n_d @alwarney doh. I’ll watch votes going up instead of km ticking down for a while more then!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to j_s_n_d from Grafton, New South Wales

@j_s_n_d @alwarney any race footage? every time I’ve flicked over, it’s montages of some other rubbish

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to j_s_n_d from Grafton, New South Wales

@luckythespider offer him ice cream, or something. definitely not a Polish euphemism for a suck job.

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