@SaltineJustine doesn’t much help when lower class folk are the ones mostly targeted to take it up, too :/ addiction/poverty cycles
@janklausa r u ok
@seitanismymotor they come from natural regions, which covers two buzzwords, so it’s probably okay!
@seitanismymotor bruh dates are all you need to make anything sweet. and they’re totally natural!
@seitanismymotor I was somewhere this week that had a cake with “natural sweetener†as if to imply it wasn’t sugar?
@janklausa okay yes best lounge
@ZazzyV I mean, I assume anyway. I’m bad at it
@ZazzyV yeah, pragmatically it’s sensible. but, heart vs head - sometimes it’s nice to feel that contrast rather than just rationalise
@ZazzyV (I, uh, don’t tend to expect much so I’m rarely disappointed..but it set a trend where I’m rarely excited either?)
@ZazzyV I find it such a weird balance between like “expect the worst/expect nothing†and “be a bummer all the time about every thingâ€
@cloudapp oh? the app says $160 though? I’m not up for renewal so it’s not too pressing thopic.twitter.com/1P0CJZdLFRdLFR
@cloudapp (to be constructive here: I don’t need(/want) advanced features like visual search. I just want simple archiving+hosting)
@cloudapp did pricing go up again, or did I just not notice? I’m having a hard time justifying $15/mo(/$160/yr) now that I look :(
@janklausa worst lounge ever
@averrer does your friend still have access to the account? try to change all passwords, and enable 2factor auth (i.e. SMS) to start
@rafifyalda okie doke. followed!
@rafifyalda whatcha got going?
@luckythespider haha yeah, that’s rubbish :(
@luckythespider HA. that’s TWO OR THREE TIMES too many, you monster :D!
@luckythespider it doesn’t smell too chemically..but it smells pretty dull. not neutral, not offensive, but kind of like, uh, clag glue?
@luckythespider it looks rubbish, but it’s genuinely the most effective sunscreen I’ve ever usuvnatural.comXeds
@luckythespider I use some weird hippie sunscreen. it lathers on pretty thick, but it’s saved me from direct Oz summer sun, so..
@luckythespider I always bring sunscreen back when I go to Oz. if it saves me there, it’ll save me p.much anywhere
@number26 I just got an email about Invest, but the app gives me this. what now? pic.twitter.com/gmgNA3Foqp
@janklausa yes-ter-day was thursday*
@janklausa guessing either: cat or work
@searchingfortao yeah, I mean, I still prefer postgres. but theoretical black/white statements don’t help at scale in production
@janklausa wait that sounds darker than I meant it to
@janklausa waking up was a mistake, yes
@searchingfortao meanwhile, this happened yesterday: https://t.co/WbZhyYn48z
@rblimey it makes it sound like you’re avoiding answering at all. probably a result of deep shame?
sometimes Xcode does what I want it to. it makes me nervous and suspicious.
@leeeham not that it needs spoilering, but dang look at this: https://t.co/tRPVASIvSC
@leeeham GUESS what I’m finally just listening to
@rblimey oi are you living back in Walthamstow or what?
@ashfurrow if you must, then: whoami | xargs cowsay "Hello, “
@ratkins CONTRAST WITH the 3.5mbit I was getting in Oz. awful.
@ratkins (which uses all of my bandwidth instantly. which is good. wifi becomes the bottleneck.)
@ratkins I use Usenet for all of my Linux distros
@ratkins ah right. I’ve got the 100mbit - didn’t even know they did 200 (or 400!). 200 & 400 capped to 1tb tho?
@ratkins fjark. how’d ya pull that?
@jfpoole just spin it as a marketing tool. “bruh your device was so fast even our app couldn’t keep up!!1â€
of course GitHub goes down right when I find the emoji I’m looking for
@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor maybe you just need to call fake-falafel something cute like fluffel
@Gwladruns @seitanismymotor luckily mashed up banana can still be called ice cream, right???????
@ratkins tangentially related, but fucking hilarious: https://t.co/Tj8TRXWrLr
@rblimey turns out she’s in another castle
@samuelgoodwin @ratkins @jcoffeybris I’ve never owned anything like that. I don’t trust them either, and assumed it’d nuke battery
@Westpac oh, it’s not awful, it’s just not..great. I find apps from, s@CommBankBank @number26er26 are far better to use :)
@WestpacMedia @Westpac @forrester @DDsD hah, I’d like to know more about that, because, oh boy, that app..
@sabinegeithner @wire congrats! that’s really cool :)
@janklausa passable
@conradstoll mate, ‘straya does those too ;) https://t.co/fmhAfD1NMG (I had some today, even!)
@seedbiz 🎉🎊🎆!
@qikipedia that’s probably my favourite fact in the entire universe. has been and forever will be.
@janklausa to be fair, that’s jenkins not being very good at githubs
@searchingfortao fwiw there’s no competition in PoGo. people are helping each other, as they spawn for _everyone_ (“rare†is relative)
@katherinebailey congrats! that’s so good!
@SaltineJustine good advice! no one wants a celebrant from an online university with an inkjet printer out of cyan to print your certificate
@oh_pies but only on Email Debt Forgiveness Day. any other day would just be rude
@oh_pies oh if you don’t know them you should just block them and probably report them just in case
@oh_pies that’s why I like Email Debt Forgiveness Day https://t.co/4B1XRW7xeB
@ratkins I think the app itself is fairly simple, but the quality is okay (for a ~1.0 product). the backend is the pain point & is hard
@ratkins Citymapper++ (though Apple Maps does most of the job here too these days)
@skwashd if he’s coherent, then he’s in control. augh. what a fucking scumbag.
@ericaavey I’m packing my bags right now. see ya later Berlin
videos that don’t need to exist (especially in news articles) #269599pic.twitter.com/oFMWA3iMIdId
@luckythespider high 20s next week apparently!
@Palleas the latter imo. but if you use the former then `issueCount` (singular) imo. or better: `.issues.count` ;)
@luckythespider it was in the 30s on the weekend fwiw
@leeeham like the time I saw them at Monster [energy drink] Fest. “I took the first bus from Coca Cola city†eh? even played that song!
@leeeham I was blown away at how much the Refused shows in Oz cost :( viva capitalism!
@mikebairdMP <3
@justMaku eh, the Aldi network is o2/eplus (leaving voda + telekom)
@justMaku haa, god, contracts suck :(
@justMaku what are the contract prices like?
@justMaku plenty of supermarkets (netto, aldi, etc) offer 1gb for €10, 3gb for €15ish. best I know of, but lmk if you find better
@louieckim is it to mask the smell??????
UberFactsEbooks The word "nightmare" is derived from an old coffin.
@SVPofThings aha, I’m just heading back from there. it’s soooo stupid packed and I’m not patient enough to bother for 5-15min talks
@luckythespider it’s so damn good
@mattheworbit @Gwladruns yea but Prime Day is like, dozens of things on sale for today only. it’s not bad!
@luckythespider yeah Romania has generally amazing infrastructure for it though. same with Bulgaria :(
@luckythespider tl;dr is that people get insta-fined/sued if someone torrents on their network. means everything is closed here :(
@mattheworbit @Gwladruns it’s okay if you’re looking for something specific and it coincidentally pops up. they’re not hocking rubbish
@luckythespider ha, that’s how I get through Sydney airport too. 10 mins from gate to cab :)
our lord and xavier
@LGnome the basics? or full kit?
@leeeham will it ever happen??????
@leeeham I still haven’t listened to that Sumac album. the last week has been nutso chaotic and I don’t want to spoil it with distraction :f
@earthxsucks basically you left town so I left town but there’s still time yaek
@earthxsucks 99c home brand garlic bread is vegan too #protip
@idatin of course! but I have to come heckle at TOA first ;)
@Beryllium9 yup yup. just trying to save you finger-gymnastics if you didn’t need to! it’s such a weird hidden shortcut though
@Beryllium9 assuming you’re doing cmd-shift+` for ~, then you can omit the shift also (shift will reverse the order, just like cmd-tab)
@Palleas if it ever finishes compiling, I’ll let you know
@propagandhi doesn’t look like your usual bag. anyway, do a Euro tour, whine whine rant, etc
@Palleas to pod deps are like 1000000 long
@janklausa download a bottle of wine
@janklausa just use the inflight w—oh :(
@irldexter i’m a weird way, I waste less time consuming content. it loads faster, so I kind of get bored more quickly (with less content?!)
@irldexter I wish there were a way to quantify how frustrated narrow-broadband makes me :/
one nice thing about being back in Germany: my downloads are 33x faster (actual, not “up toâ€) - 350kbps vs 11.5mbps
@janklausa yet another damning reason to avoid Apple Music
@janklausa I’m only here for the Pokemon
lazy Sunday pic.twitter.com/JZvj9CdgLW
@veganinbrighton I think I’ll have to do the same tbh
@rowiescakes cool! I’ma snack on it soon then. thanks!
@oh_pies rory_pies
@luckythespider haaaaa
@luckythespider euphemism????????
@ashfurrow “notashâ€. job done.
@id yeah, but for most in-app stuff that’s enough. you can embed images into PDF too. alas, the silver bullet isn’t here yet
@id you should use PDFs for your assets :P then it’s one asset file, done
@id app thinning already does what you’re thinking of here though, no?
@Politepix that MacBook Pro Gold Edition, eh?
@rowiescakes hello friends. have you stopped _all_ honey use? or only some? i.e. is this tasty looking Super Bite vegan friendly? thanks!
@kcimc only mildly snarky, but head out west. the mountains, nature, caves, etc are wonderful if you want something serene
I saw a cluster of mid-20 year old clustering, staring at their phones near the city today. my money’s on a Pokemon Go meetup
@sharimarii I’m only doing it for Soy though
@sharimarii orright, I’ll see what I can manage
@sharimarii should I move there?
@ashfurrow @justMaku neither is en_AU. I usually just use “X ft in m†though so never noticed :(
@cfsmtbation keeny mckeenface
@fdotsanchez a+ pinky on https://t.co/S3TTDdg0z9
thanks, Google! fills me with confidence: “you can opt out of this data collection by downloading and installing an add-on for your browserâ€
@janklausa (also @justMaku I apologise ahead of time. I’m to blame for plenty of whatever future-you is angry at, I’m sure)
@janklausa (though I guess that’s not strictly the point you’re making. but still. it’s like a bad-design onion)
@janklausa negative bools are probably my #1 pet hate in naming
@leeeham nah :/ it’s been so frustrating. actually, I owe you an email. short story though: back to Berlin on Saturday
@leeeham mate, I’ve already bought and downloaded the hell out of that <3
@leeeham I’m still in Oz :(
@leeeham FUUUUCK, they’re in Germany right now
@leeeham new LP and I didn’t know? shiiiit
@ratkins nice! I’ll be back on Sunday :)
@ratkins sidebar: blue card visa, or?
@janklausa 3x for $48 though so that’s kind of a good deal
I can’t tell if I’m just getting old or if this is parody genius https://t.co/cM76MM1tYW
@luckythespider need any ideas? I got friends from that direction
@luckythespider oi which city are you in?
@oh_pies the second they smack their lips, all bets are 100000% off
@caitlinstasey oh, uh, chemtrails too
@caitlinstasey baby Jesus, obviously. and Big Pharmaâ„¢ probably had a hand in it
@samishah REFUGEE. oh :(
@j_s_n_d @alwarney doh. I’ll watch votes going up instead of km ticking down for a while more then!
@j_s_n_d @alwarney any race footage? every time I’ve flicked over, it’s montages of some other rubbish
@luckythespider offer him ice cream, or something. definitely not a Polish euphemism for a suck job.