The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

March 2017

RT @lothrics: It's been a full 10 years but this is still the greatest australian meme of all time https://t.co/GjwCEnwKg3

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my boss is actually getting his wisdom teeth out at 2:30 and I can’t stop saying tooth-hurty

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@Politepix I found Jenkins okay when we automated most of it, and kept config in code. still, updates (Xcode, macOS, even Java) were…fun

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@Politepix Bitrise. it’s fine. flexible enough in all directions, but it’s slow.

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@petsound yeah it’s weird. either that or some “feature” (ha!) we don’t know about yet

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@VeganCyclist yeah, that’s another aspect of it too I guess :(

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@VeganCyclist because they’ll track you across the whole internet, and it’s creepy and weird

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@a2 “release notes: bugfixes, added three20”

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how is the last Facebook iOS app update 320mb?!

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oh good. “swift quit unexpectedly” just joined the party!

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“SourceKitService quit unexpectedly”, or, “how my JavaScript editor has better code completion than Xcode”

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@sharimarii hi an expat in my own country i’m dad

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@a2 @_patmurray it’s been so so so long since my last gaytime

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too tired to be awake but not too tired to google beer lizard pic.twitter.com/N6dVlWhfiu

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@geology_rocks that’s the worst pineapple stock photo yet

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@MsRachyDoodle something something barbies unaustralian lamb chop barbie doll bludger something

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@MsRachyDoodle mate they’re doll blujas, mate. mate. maaate.

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@ekurutepe expired beta profile hanging around or something?

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@a2 but with caramel whip cream and rainbow sprinkles right?

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@a2 so you’re saying it was MORE than €5 hmmmmmMM

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@a2 what kind of coffee is €5 tho

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@a2 wow blocked and reported

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when I talk to my cat, I mostly say important things such as “you have a face!”

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@franschm if that sounds interesting, I’d love to chat more? josh@taxfix.de

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@franschm hi! v.long story short, we’re trying to make tax a nicer thing for non-complicated cases. v.nice coworkers. looking for backend.

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@a2 ideally covers some post-immigration counselling

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@a2 ha, I had assumed it’d been open weeks. amazing how little interest I (and seemingly many others?) have as a foreigner :/

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’tis the season for NPS surveys, apparently. they feel like the worst way to reach people though :/

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I love a good “monads are easy!” HN thread on a Sunday

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@veganstraightedge ah, right. good luck. I chanted “heads, shoulder, knees and toes” minus the “heads, shoulders” part when I had mine :)

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@Gary_BBGames being sick on a deadline is the worst. aka my day. and Zelda is *right* there to my right

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@sharimarii I remember at an airport in the US, a bloke was chirping “beepbipbipbip” when driving the little cart. so good.

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@justMaku (as a very small aside, seems like you could benefit from `export default` in your other numerics classes?)

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@songcarver though that explicit terminology is somewhat dated..as iOS tries to declare intent, not presentation..because iPad/iPhone/Plus

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@songcarver yup. you “present”/“dismiss” a modal, and you “push”/“pop” on the nav stack otherwise

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@justMaku I don’t believe you in the slightest ever

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@justMaku yeah but why rewrite something so complex? there’s already https://t.co/04XhKD649r

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@earthxsucks weird usually it’s like xs s m l xl

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I have never related with a sentence more than “I can’t wait for dinner, it’s my favourite season” until I realised they’d written “summer”

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@songcarver any time I’m not watching a video, it’s on. I only wish video had a way to override it while full screen

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@katherinebailey I only remember because I quit that job after they switched to Jira

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@dotarray the best part was my Italian landlord repeating it. “arse-a toast-a?”

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related, my wifi at home is called “arsetoast” (because it’s all home row on Colemak)

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one of my favourite things about Colemak is writing words like “start” & “none”

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@FoodIsPower you folks! my save the date just arrived today! there’s nooo way I’ll make it over, but here’s to another 10! 🎉🍫

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@veganinbrighton does Toadie still do trivia at the end of the night?

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@RITTER_SPORT_DE @whakkee ooo, I might have to try the amaranth one. thanks!

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@flickiter I’m like half a decade late on these folks, but if you dunno them either then check this out: https://t.co/M5eCN8ANPD

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nooo, iOS wiped out my Lonely Guy game progress. one thing an OS shouldn’t do is completely remove/reset user settings :/

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@alwarney I’ve tried on the different modes via accessibility, and it’s all just..awful. it’s fine with TouchID but if that fails, it’s over

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@DDsD countries without sunlight take up a lot of the top 10. is weird.

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oh no, iOS has reset a bunch of user defaults again :( so far, WhatsApp reset and my battery % is hidden

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@sylmobile @janklausa to be fair, you mostly can’t pay with cards anywhere here (cash only!) and no local banks support Apple Pay

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@janklausa @sylmobile I’ll get those cool new sunglasses instead and use it to unlock my phone

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RT @AldisSipolins: Fascinating to see how #UX shapes user behavior in #VR. Visualizing a ball vs. its trajectory. via @DisneyResearch https…

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@sylmobile I sure don’t want to have to unlock my phone to use it tho. there’s no winning :(

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@sylmobile it doesn’t help that I end up frustrated pressing home button and the Apple Pay UI opens. infuriating.

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@sylmobile same until it rains. then I lose all ability to use my phone at all

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I’m still so bad at using the iOS 10 lock screen. it never works how I expect it to

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@whakkee they have dairy in them, I think :(

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@whakkee can you get Vego bars in NL? they’re so damn good

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@FoodIsPower holy butts! 10 years! that’s amazing :D

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@ZuckerBaby the two things that give me ~that feeling~: if I don’t have ready-to-drink water nearby, or I’m out of painkillers

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JamesBlunt Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006? pic.twitter.com/Z0tmKIpBtN

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wow, this Thelonious Monk website is a time capsule in so many ways monkzone.com

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@earthxsucks somehow my brain just read “Bonsoy shorts” and yeah would wear 5/5

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@earthxsucks it was false advertising. it wasn’t exotic at all

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@LGnome I like North American cuisine and it’s general reluctance to have anything touching the plate more than necessary

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@collindonnell it always slays me for weeks when I fly toward the east

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@UkiahSmith @johannacherry it’s weird when people you know from different parts of the internet are in one tweet together

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@irldexter nice! and yep, cheap ticket + open weekend = tick Sweden off the list

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@a2 only if your album is called “compilation”

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@irldexter oh geez, I can only think of (formerly) Kuler: https://t.co/W8cKm1tkVM

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@julian0liver I maintain it’s the easiest city in the world to be vegan. I don’t think I’ve *ever* had to explain it in a restaurant

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@mattheworbit nooooo plans yet! about to get lunch and then wander more. that’s the extent of planning

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@mattheworbit honestly there’s a big part of me that wants to just hang in a cafe most of the day

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@mattheworbit heck yes. city feels pretty safe and easy to navigate..though i’ve only seen about a 1km stretch so far

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@berikv doN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

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Sweden has “exotic Fanta”. a fine bouquet of bubbles, sugar, colouring and artificial flavour ★★☆☆☆

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@jocke_bang @ZuckerBaby cake is speaking my language :D I’m in!

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I just biked home carrying 40% of my body weight on my back. definitely a good idea, I’d advise anyone to try it

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@mattheworbit I land at like 11pm, so I’ll see how much bullshit I can be arsed with

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@mattheworbit it’s 280kr one-way! flyggbussarna seems the go

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@mattheworbit do people actually take the Arlanda Express? seems so expensive

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@janklausa easier to carry than cat litter. so probably.

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@janklausa 7 fast 7 emotion 5 stars would modern again

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UberFactsEbooks There's a hill in New Zealand.

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@mattheworbit hi! are you in town this weekend? because I am. coffee or some such? and/or any “you gotta check this out!” places?

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@ZuckerBaby @jocke_bang yesss thank you! I’ve got a long list via 4sq of food things, but personal recs always win :)

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@ZuckerBaby hey! I’m in Stockholm over the weekend. any recs (both food and activities + more welcome!)?

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@ratkins I’m sure there’s a Very Good Reason™ for it, but it sucks as a user

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@ratkins you can add a directory as a library iirc from the mac app

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@leeeham checking fb album now and dang looks like such a good trip

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@leeeham more questions: you camped, yeah? and how long did it take from start to finish?

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@leeeham right on, cheers. I’ll forward it on! thanks!

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@leeeham mad as, cheers. any “turns out, shoulda avoided…” or “bummed we missed…” detours?

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@_writehanded_ chronic conditions suuuuck. just read your article and, well, ~internet hugs~. thank you for your writing!

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@ratkins that’ll save me building a catapult

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@ratkins the catch is i’m getting it delivered to work, so i’ll get to lug it home

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@leeeham do you have some photos up of your bikes through Europe? a friend was asking about doing a Euro tour, looking for route advice

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@steveriggins oh dang. I’m using VS Code for editing these days and it does _not_ handle emojis well

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@steveriggins (and oh boy do I write AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa a lot)

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@steveriggins what happens? (I disable that feature in macOS because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is hard to write otherwise)

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@luckythespider fuuck I dunno how anyone drinks that. it’s so bitter and gross

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@ashfurrow I ordered 48kg of cat litter. CAN’T WAIT FOR DELIVERY.

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@whakkee @pgor “PVV candidate” probably doesn’t really mean anything to most people, either :P

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@luckythespider what’s this “soda” shit, silkworm?

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RT @Palleas: Android people! Out of curiosity, do you have examples of cool and modern open source apps?
I’m trying to broaden my horizons…

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@BrittA2211 it glitched and wiped all my progress so I deleted it, lols

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@BrittA2211 sick, go bash him. “but you wanted actionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

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@sharimarii @janklausa the swimming is metaphorical. there are just hundreds of bats circling as the sun sets. it’s so good.

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@sharimarii @janklausa did you go to the river in Melbourne and swim amongst the bats?

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@sharimarii @janklausa (fun fact: several parts of melbourne are named batman. I used to vote in batman, even. gross.)

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so, Twitch is streaming a Power Rangers marathon twitch.tv/twitchpresents

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@janklausa something something not all men have penises something

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@janklausa im the needlessly gendered content lollllllllllllll

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@Gernot no I know, but the number of times I’ve heard Americans say something like “an iPhone is only $200” explains a lot imo

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@Gernot I think it’s probably contract pricing? “why pay $700 for a Pixel when an iPhone is $200?”

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@ratkins AND I’m actually in town for it this time

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@a2 I got this one. Google got real abstract suddenly https://t.co/dlDzDLi13z

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@slobirdrop ahh the classic constant in the universe: 14.3

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@janklausa yeah i got home after midnight. i submitted the pr at like 6pm tho. just reflecting on that being EXTREMELY UNCOMMON

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one of those rare days where a bug that i expected to take days to hunt down/iron out was fixed in a hour (AND fixes another major issue)

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