@janklausa mullet imo
@oh_pies yoooo
RT @lothrics: It's been a full 10 years but this is still the greatest australian meme of all time https://t.co/GjwCEnwKg3
my boss is actually getting his wisdom teeth out at 2:30 and I can’t stop saying tooth-hurty
@Politepix I found Jenkins okay when we automated most of it, and kept config in code. still, updates (Xcode, macOS, even Java) were…fun
@_writehanded_ I still use this on occasion pic.twitter.com/sV1u8m0BWJ
@Politepix Bitrise. it’s fine. flexible enough in all directions, but it’s slow.
@petsound yeah it’s weird. either that or some “feature†(ha!) we don’t know about yet
@VeganCyclist yeah, that’s another aspect of it too I guess :(
@VeganCyclist because they’ll track you across the whole internet, and it’s creepy and weird
@VeganCyclist private browsing tab every time, I hope ;)
@a2 “release notes: bugfixes, added three20â€
how is the last Facebook iOS app update 320mb?!
oh good. “swift quit unexpectedly†just joined the party!
“SourceKitService quit unexpectedlyâ€, or, “how my JavaScript editor has better code completion than Xcodeâ€
@sharimarii hi an expat in my own country i’m dad
@a2 @_patmurray it’s been so so so long since my last gaytime
too tired to be awake but not too tired to google beer lizard pic.twitter.com/N6dVlWhfiu
@geology_rocks that’s the worst pineapple stock photo yet
@MsRachyDoodle something something barbies unaustralian lamb chop barbie doll bludger something
@MsRachyDoodle mate they’re doll blujas, mate. mate. maaate.
@ekurutepe expired beta profile hanging around or something?
@a2 but with caramel whip cream and rainbow sprinkles right?
@messycook more like April sourdough
@a2 so you’re saying it was MORE than €5 hmmmmmMM
@a2 what kind of coffee is €5 tho
@messycook sourdough
@a2 nnnnnnnnnnnnno
@a2 there’s no
@a2 no
@a2 wow blocked and reported
when I talk to my cat, I mostly say important things such as “you have a face!â€
@franschm if that sounds interesting, I’d love to chat more? josh@taxfix.de
@franschm hi! v.long story short, we’re trying to make tax a nicer thing for non-complicated cases. v.nice coworkers. looking for backend.
@Gary_BBGames hot dang
@a2 ideally covers some post-immigration counselling
@a2 ha, I had assumed it’d been open weeks. amazing how little interest I (and seemingly many others?) have as a foreigner :/
@christian_beer same. sucks.
’tis the season for NPS surveys, apparently. they feel like the worst way to reach people though :/
@annemette GET A JOB
I love a good “monads are easy!†HN thread on a Sunday
@luckythespider are you having a stroke
@Cocoanetics git log --oneline -n 26
@messycook Patriarchy Union Inc
@messycook alright calm ya farm mate
@messycook hi
@veganstraightedge ah, right. good luck. I chanted “heads, shoulder, knees and toes†minus the “heads, shoulders†part when I had mine :)
@veganstraightedge fine needle aspiration? or surgical biopsy?
@stephbelding I wanna get in on that
@Gary_BBGames being sick on a deadline is the worst. aka my day. and Zelda is *right* there to my right
@sharimarii I remember at an airport in the US, a bloke was chirping “beepbipbipbip†when driving the little cart. so good.
@ericaavey I miss tempeh-everywhere
@justMaku (as a very small aside, seems like you could benefit from `export default` in your other numerics classes?)
@songcarver though that explicit terminology is somewhat dated..as iOS tries to declare intent, not presentation..because iPad/iPhone/Plus
@songcarver yup. you “presentâ€/“dismiss†a modal, and you “pushâ€/“pop†on the nav stack otherwise
@justMaku I don’t believe you in the slightest ever
@justMaku yeah but why rewrite something so complex? there’s already https://t.co/04XhKD649r
@veganinbrighton weeeeeeeee!!!
@luckythespider prude
@earthxsucks a g a i n
@earthxsucks weird usually it’s like xs s m l xl
I have never related with a sentence more than “I can’t wait for dinner, it’s my favourite season†until I realised they’d written “summerâ€
@songcarver any time I’m not watching a video, it’s on. I only wish video had a way to override it while full screen
@katherinebailey I only remember because I quit that job after they switched to Jira
@messycook HOW GOOD IS THAT PLACE
@dotarray the best part was my Italian landlord repeating it. “arse-a toast-a?â€
related, my wifi at home is called “arsetoast†(because it’s all home row on Colemak)
one of my favourite things about Colemak is writing words like “start†& “noneâ€
@earthxsucks fuckin nice tho
@FoodIsPower you folks! my save the date just arrived today! there’s nooo way I’ll make it over, but here’s to another 10! 🎉ðŸ«
@Emmelinecady the face of guilt pic.twitter.com/fvh8KqaqEE
@Emmelinecady Pux: “mrrrRRRâ€
@Emmelinecady horse emoji
@Emmelinecady it it’s rejection you need brb
@Emmelinecady remember that time we did hugs? ME NEITHER
@Emmelinecady (kiss kiss but like hugs)
@Emmelinecady fucker
@jfpoole ACTUAL BITCH FIGHT
@veganinbrighton does Toadie still do trivia at the end of the night?
@RITTER_SPORT_DE @whakkee ooo, I might have to try the amaranth one. thanks!
@flickiter I’m like half a decade late on these folks, but if you dunno them either then check this out: https://t.co/M5eCN8ANPD
@veganinbrighton are you still watching? https://t.co/ApoHHnrauD
@mpospese it just works!
nooo, iOS wiped out my Lonely Guy game progress. one thing an OS shouldn’t do is completely remove/reset user settings :/
@alwarney I’ve tried on the different modes via accessibility, and it’s all just..awful. it’s fine with TouchID but if that fails, it’s over
@colincornaby me but most times forever
@DDsD there’s no winning
@DDsD countries without sunlight take up a lot of the top 10. is weird.
this is promising pic.twitter.com/922w6RY71l
oh no, iOS has reset a bunch of user defaults again :( so far, WhatsApp reset and my battery % is hidden
@ZuckerBaby internet hugs. that sounds v.unfun :(
@samuelgoodwin @ratkins @jcoffeybris no kidding!
@sylmobile @janklausa to be fair, you mostly can’t pay with cards anywhere here (cash only!) and no local banks support Apple Pay
RT @AldisSipolins: Fascinating to see how #UX shapes user behavior in #VR. Visualizing a ball vs. its trajectory. via @DisneyResearch https…
@sylmobile I sure don’t want to have to unlock my phone to use it tho. there’s no winning :(
@sylmobile it doesn’t help that I end up frustrated pressing home button and the Apple Pay UI opens. infuriating.
@sylmobile same until it rains. then I lose all ability to use my phone at all
24/7 swiping to unlock
I’m still so bad at using the iOS 10 lock screen. it never works how I expect it to
@whakkee butter fat, tho
@whakkee they have dairy in them, I think :(
@whakkee never had ‘em :(
@whakkee can you get Vego bars in NL? they’re so damn good
@FoodIsPower holy butts! 10 years! that’s amazing :D
@ZuckerBaby maybe Twitter can work on DMing painkillers
@ZuckerBaby the two things that give me ~that feeling~: if I don’t have ready-to-drink water nearby, or I’m out of painkillers
@BrittA2211 that’s weird
@BrittA2211 used?
@gilfer haha fuck, this reply: https://t.co/D7wKbe2JXf
JamesBlunt Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006? pic.twitter.com/Z0tmKIpBtN
wow, this Thelonious Monk website is a time capsule in so many ways monkzone.com
@earthxsucks he was a sk1rt3r boy said seeya l8r boy
@earthxsucks somehow my brain just read “Bonsoy shorts†and yeah would wear 5/5
@earthxsucks it was false advertising. it wasn’t exotic at all
@LGnome I like North American cuisine and it’s general reluctance to have anything touching the plate more than necessary
@GeekAndDad hashtag yolo, as the kids would say
@collindonnell it always slays me for weeks when I fly toward the east
@UkiahSmith @johannacherry it’s weird when people you know from different parts of the internet are in one tweet together
@sylmobile nap hard, yo
@irldexter nice! and yep, cheap ticket + open weekend = tick Sweden off the list
@a2 only if your album is called “compilationâ€
@irldexter oh geez, I can only think of (formerly) Kuler: https://t.co/W8cKm1tkVM
@julian0liver I maintain it’s the easiest city in the world to be vegan. I don’t think I’ve *ever* had to explain it in a restaurant
@mattheworbit nooooo plans yet! about to get lunch and then wander more. that’s the extent of planning
@mattheworbit coffee later? dinner? something?
@mattheworbit okay you had me at cinnamon buns honestly
@mattheworbit honestly there’s a big part of me that wants to just hang in a cafe most of the day
@mattheworbit heck yes. city feels pretty safe and easy to navigate..though i’ve only seen about a 1km stretch so far
@berikv doN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
@janklausa 2 stars good yes
Sweden has “exotic Fantaâ€. a fine bouquet of bubbles, sugar, colouring and artificial flavour ★★☆☆☆
@mattheworbit IN FOR MAX’S AT MIDNIGHT
@jocke_bang @ZuckerBaby cake is speaking my language :D I’m in!
I just biked home carrying 40% of my body weight on my back. definitely a good idea, I’d advise anyone to try it
@mattheworbit ohhh, on Sunday night
@mattheworbit in about 4 or 5 hours :)
@mattheworbit ayy, bus even has wifi? fuckin’ sold
@mattheworbit oooo, that one sounds good
@mattheworbit arlandaexpress.com/fares.aspx just from airport to the main train station. SEK 280!
@mattheworbit I land at like 11pm, so I’ll see how much bullshit I can be arsed with
@mattheworbit it’s 280kr one-way! flyggbussarna seems the go
@mattheworbit do people actually take the Arlanda Express? seems so expensive
@janklausa easier to carry than cat litter. so probably.
@janklausa 7 fast 7 emotion 5 stars would modern again
@janklausa too emotional or too modern
UberFactsEbooks There's a hill in New Zealand.
@mattheworbit hi! are you in town this weekend? because I am. coffee or some such? and/or any “you gotta check this out!†places?
@ZuckerBaby @jocke_bang yesss thank you! I’ve got a long list via 4sq of food things, but personal recs always win :)
@ZuckerBaby hey! I’m in Stockholm over the weekend. any recs (both food and activities + more welcome!)?
@ratkins I’m sure there’s a Very Good Reason™ for it, but it sucks as a user
@ratkins you can add a directory as a library iirc from the mac app
@leeeham pure fuckin gold
@leeeham checking fb album now and dang looks like such a good trip
@leeeham more questions: you camped, yeah? and how long did it take from start to finish?
@leeeham what time of year was it?
@leeeham right on, cheers. I’ll forward it on! thanks!
@leeeham mad as, cheers. any “turns out, shoulda avoided…†or “bummed we missed…†detours?
@_writehanded_ chronic conditions suuuuck. just read your article and, well, ~internet hugs~. thank you for your writing!
@ratkins that’ll save me building a catapult
@ratkins the catch is i’m getting it delivered to work, so i’ll get to lug it home
@leeeham OR I could just open my fuckin eyes aye https://t.co/iloX1gATvb
@leeeham do you have some photos up of your bikes through Europe? a friend was asking about doing a Euro tour, looking for route advice
@steveriggins oh dang. I’m using VS Code for editing these days and it does _not_ handle emojis well
@steveriggins (and oh boy do I write AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa a lot)
@steveriggins what happens? (I disable that feature in macOS because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is hard to write otherwise)
@luckythespider fuuck I dunno how anyone drinks that. it’s so bitter and gross
@ashfurrow I ordered 48kg of cat litter. CAN’T WAIT FOR DELIVERY.
@whakkee @pgor “PVV candidate†probably doesn’t really mean anything to most people, either :P
@luckythespider what’s this “soda†shit, silkworm?
@Palleas because I want to go back :(
@Palleas “DOWNTOWN VANCOUVER�
RT @Palleas: Android people! Out of curiosity, do you have examples of cool and modern open source apps?
I’m trying to broaden my horizons…
@Palleas interested in the replies. subscribe.
@BrittA2211 it glitched and wiped all my progress so I deleted it, lols
@paprikapapaya rock me amadeus yessssssss
@BrittA2211 sick, go bash him. “but you wanted actionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnâ€
@janklausa @sharimarii butts circling
@sharimarii @janklausa the swimming is metaphorical. there are just hundreds of bats circling as the sun sets. it’s so good.
@sharimarii @janklausa did you go to the river in Melbourne and swim amongst the bats?
@sharimarii @janklausa (fun fact: several parts of melbourne are named batman. I used to vote in batman, even. gross.)
@sharimarii holy potato, batman
@nzJayZee BBLLLBLBBLBLBLBL
@amieteacake I’ve never tried, and I never want to#stovetoplyfefe
so, Twitch is streaming a Power Rangers marathon twitch.tv/twitchpresents
@janklausa something something not all men have penises something
@janklausa im the needlessly gendered content lollllllllllllll
@Gernot no I know, but the number of times I’ve heard Americans say something like “an iPhone is only $200†explains a lot imo
@Gernot I think it’s probably contract pricing? “why pay $700 for a Pixel when an iPhone is $200?â€
@MsRachyDoodle I demand a payrise, fuck
@ratkins 😘
@ratkins AND I’m actually in town for it this time
@a2 I got this one. Google got real abstract suddenly https://t.co/dlDzDLi13z
@slobirdrop ahh the classic constant in the universe: 14.3
@janklausa yeah i got home after midnight. i submitted the pr at like 6pm tho. just reflecting on that being EXTREMELY UNCOMMON
one of those rare days where a bug that i expected to take days to hunt down/iron out was fixed in a hour (AND fixes another major issue)
@terryhope yoooo @Emmelinecady you had a+ challah recipes yeah?
@gilfer rare rare as-new New Balance