@janklausa ATHEII*
@janklausa spaghettos*
@ashfurrow OH. it was @wigu according to https://t.co/nCVXimOcoA themoreyouknow.gif
@ashfurrow heh, @kcgreenn set up https://t.co/em8aIIGKZD
@samuelwford I have a new Nexus device arriving soon. gonna challenge myself to a month on Android
@terryhope is the black the problem, or the zip?
@SaltineJustine ~*~2 carrot~*~ lentil soup
@samuelwford it’s pretty nice on Android when done well. Jesus Christ it’s hopeless on iOS/web though
@ericaavey joke’s on you. it’s a stick of chewing gum, not a SIM card
@ericaavey bon voyage, yo
@Ghentleman “when you read…†seems optimistic. “stop playing candy crush, fuckface†maybe
@Ghentleman WORKPLACE VIOLENCE* (*a how to)
@janklausa @ashfurrow hell, I get that feeling every time I’m aboard a plane. that still blows my mind.
@searchingfortao appropriate typo, depending the rockstar :P (but congrats!)
@ashfurrow doesn’t 9.3 magically fix that though?
@gilfer I took a look at their tweets, and it’s legitimately terrible that I have to ask “which one is it this time?â€
@berikv I’m so sorry
@RandiBop the fact it’s red reminds me of this: https://t.co/wRRtfS2ErX
@johankool @Cocoanetics weirdly enough, I was asked something almost liked this in an interview when I was working with @egeniq by @berikv
@orta I use https://t.co/QdKVWUd3Gq for that. it’s no iOS though :/
@Cocoanetics i.e. NSLog(@“%@“, @“bar %@“) vs NSLog(@“bar %@“)
@Cocoanetics because the first `NSLog` param has %’s in it? they should be second(/third/etc) params
@irldexter @KeithRParsons /me toys with registering `https://t.co/MESLniZuGX` ;)
@paprikapapaya go git yaself
@paprikapapaya what’d you call me?
happy with my branch naming pic.twitter.com/gamoQP7i6s
@brentriddell hey! they could send them to detention camps on an island! what a cool idea, right?
@propagandhi on the plus side, there are A+ covers like this one: https://t.co/QmIySL23ZV
@peralmq blame C (and then Java) linux.die.net/man/3/localtime
@igorwhileproxy what kinda thing are you looking for?
@alwarney automate! github.com/fastlane/sigh
@janklausa put a rubber band around one
@janklausa that’s why you get a different colour ya dingus
@ashfurrow two in a row for me! \o/
@paprikapapaya again! again!
@paprikapapaya count sheep/kittens
@taigaio trying to get a team to jump over to Taiga, but “Taiga sounds good, but it’s still in Beta†is a barrier. call it 1.0 already :)
@ratkins haha, excellent yes
@terryhope so I’ve been a writer my whole life? amazing
@terryhope same except leggings basically, and grumbling instead of writing \o/
using [ Space Commander] with Jenkins and GitHub? I just cobbled https://t.co/qqAV1PrYyy together to list files that break the build
I’m super irritable today. my working theory is a lack of sugar
@warrenellis ha! cool to see @WorksThatWork in your last newsletter :) I (finally) read the latest issue just last night :)
@GeekAndDad I recently got a dedicated work machine. haven’t fuuuully transitioned, but it’s already great to have the split
@dwiskus define ‘music scene’ in this case? it’s pretty diverse here!
@higzbozon I wish my car could drive sideways
close enough, eh pic.twitter.com/fNVjXJy1Bi
@foodncatz wait since when do you tweeter
@workingkills @berikv YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED
@berikv they’re known as Java/Android developers. h@workingkillsls
@berikv this happened yesterday: https://t.co/pekee8ZmMJ
@berikv potvolkoffie!
@berikv yeah but pic.twitter.com/jkR7CLjDzQ
@zaniphrom @SVPofThings Time Machine kind of does that for you, yeah?
@DLX I’ve used AFDKO with gooood success before: https://t.co/zu3YK1jUXK, https://t.co/GmYJr5lceS
@earthxsucks same thing imo
@earthxsucks sounds like a worthy investment
@earthxsucks you have a phone right
@notjosh (follow-up:) to include non-standard PATH in Xcode: `defaults write com.apple.dt.Xcode UseSanitizedBuildSystemEnvironment -bool NO`
@GeekAndDad just found the answer actually! :D
new machine, new Xcode, Ruby via rbenv. Xcode isn’t picking up any $PATH changes, any idea why?
@annemette (photo unrelated)
there is a car parked with snow on it and the number plate says “BRRâ€
@tahinikill “don’t put a dryer in the refrigerator for drying�??? how else do you dry them????????????
@veganinbrighton siiiiick!
@veganinbrighton where’s next?!
@slobirdrop ðŸªðŸªðŸª
@j_s_n_d bloody inflation. I was stoked to get $3 the day I lost two teeth
@searchingfortao what’s next?
@paprikapapaya no plans, but weirder things have surely happened
@paprikapapaya yoooooo
@irldexter phwoar!
@collindonnell \o/
@Ghentleman RIP
@berikv mine’s mapped to backspace. because I am only the world’s 2nd greatest typer
@berikv remapped to what? that’s the real question
@veganinbrighton I’m vegan for health (of animals)
worst Ricky Martin cover ever pic.twitter.com/uNh94hkuCD
@workingkills usually if doctors aren’t talking to you, you’re safe :P start worrying when they huddle over you
@workingkills (but everything went okay yeah?)
@workingkills ah! well if you’re online, I got some tasks for ya… ;)
@workingkills cool pills at least yeah? back home already?
@workingkills uh oh. feelin’ okay?
@leeeham oh maybe this link: https://t.co/1G2H7nrkG3
@leeeham I used to run this Tumblr: https://t.co/cGJ3E9gO3I
@leeeham only if I can double-down it
@workingkills c u on the other side m8
since Maps.app got directions, I don’t use gmaps on the desktop these days. an@Citymapperer has me covered on mobile \o/
@leeeham 11 ain’t so bad. I’ve paid 10 in Adelaide. (contrast: €2 here)
@leeeham I don’t understand at all. if there’s a $17 falafel, I’m never returning
@juliobiason RAZT
@juliobiason ah, they break some REST purism here and there for pragmatism afaik. seems fair imo.
@kch @workingkills the real question is what you map caps to? guessing control? I map to backspace because I never graduated typing class
@juliobiason the couchdb parts? or the extensions?
@pickledtreats I am! notjosh
@bemesupport excellent, thank you <3
@paprikapapaya @trevorkcarter yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@paprikapapaya you know @trevorkcarter has it bad for me
do folks type things like `NS_DESIGNATED_INITIALIZER` by holding shift, or using caps? (fwiw, I hold shift)
@janklausa oh I’ve tried things. it’s okay though as they never seem to reply/read tweeters much anyway :f
heh, the “live chat†feature on @number26er26 website just redirects me to the root page
@SVPofThings communist
@janklausa pardon
@orta that’s been the biggest issue I’ve seen, and that sets a culture from early on. once that’s set, it’s hard to shift. frustrating.
@orta some companies are just bad at async too. when (senior) people say “I don’t look at Slack - you need to phone me if you need meâ€, etc
@ratkins 💪
@ratkins iirc you had a headphone brand/company you were into? can’t recall but maybe you can?
@ashfurrow true, I’ve heard a lot of “AFNetworking? NSURLConnection is all I’ll trust/need†so it was never about the language :/
@ashfurrow always wondered why that is. if it’s “pff, scripting language!†smugness, or broad reluctance to learn _anything_ new
@ashfurrow oh right, THAT is true. if Fastlane/CP were objc/swift, I think it’d be less contentious. which I suppose is your point entirely!
@ashfurrow the best ones I’ve ever come across are the laziest* (*in that they’ll automate something to get it out of their brain)
@ashfurrow iuno, I think it’s about solving challenges. (re-)automating tasks is a nice, sandboxed challenge, vs shipping another CRUD app
@number26 I’m coming up on 4 weeks without a replacement card. monthly bills are being declined. can I expect a card to arrive soon?
@Wil_Anderson yeah good call. and while I got you: thanks for creating! :)
@Wil_Anderson regardless of that, it’s a bummer to recommend the podcast if that’s the almost literally first thing someone hears :(
@Wil_Anderson ah, haven’t heard that episode. know which it was?
@Wil_Anderson might be about time to retire the “prison rape†references in the TOFOP intro eh? hadn’t heard it in a while, figured you had
@bemesupport so I’ve never been able to log on with my new phone. and I can’t set a phone number/email/password via the old phone now?
@efcliz basically all I’ve eaten today is suga#healthfitness201616
@efcliz 🇧🇪ð#closeenoughŸ‡ªðŸ‡§ðŸ‡ª #closeenough
@tekerson you working there? or living + remote work?
@tekerson just a road trip over the new year break :)
@janklausa @workingkills
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@tekerson er, Amsterdam that is
@tekerson oh dang. I was there last week :)
@janklausa @workingkills IT WAS HIS FATHER ALL ALONG?????????????
@tekerson oh dang. moving, or?
@orta ah right. even the naming for Mac dev confuses me every damn time. “3rd party? yes, that’s meâ€
@orta `sigh` etc not making that trivial for you these days?
@tekerson welcome to the continent ;D
@louieckim isn’t everything
@GeekAndDad fair enough. it’d be really rough if you’re applying for 10 places (with good credit etc) and end up speculatively paying $500
@GeekAndDad yeah I’ve been there(ish, without the nightmare). but what I’m unsure: do, say, 20 applicants each pay $50? or only the winners?
@GeekAndDad huh. super weird. is that only for, say, “we want you as tenants so pls do it� or does _everyone_ that applies have to do that?
@GeekAndDad “APPLICATION: $50 app fee per adult†is that normal?
@ratkins it “works†but doesn’t give all the detail, like exception codes (that I can find)
@ratkins if only Xcode’s crash reporting was fully useful.. :(
@ratkins besides getting an enterprise cert?
@ianiv figured. wasn’t sure if `checkout` was more (im)polite
@ianiv does reflog help there? never actually thought about that scenario. guessing not though
@li3n3 deleted itself?! huh
@Ghentleman POTVOLKOFFIE
@janklausa soup hexagon
@janklausa digital crownagon
@janklausa I’d play Canabalt on my watch fo’sh
@acht hell yeah, that was me last week. Snow had another song called Girl I Been Hurt that I jammed to this week. both terrible.
@OwenGoss there was one of them a year or two back too! so good
@paprikapapaya WHAT ON NETFLIX BUT?
@leeeham just nap til like 9. easy.
@irldexter where you headed!
@SaltineJustine @peta noooooooooo, fuck!
@number26 is it normal that a new credit card takes a couple of weeks to arrive? or should I assume it got lost?
@janklausa totally. but like “if I wanted to stay here, I wouldn’t bother doing it illegally. I’m Employable™†doesn’t go down well either
@janklausa technically it is. it’s a huge grey area because border guards are ready to deny you for anything at all
Google+ just sent me a “here's what you missed†email. first time in months, with one single post. haaaaaa
@RandiBop holy shit. London?
@Dr_Tabor yay!
@Dr_Tabor Wednesday?
@Dr_Tabor won’t read. :(((((
@Ghentleman we’re only using the hotdogs to drizzle mustard ooze into ours mouths
@Ghentleman (as tears stream down my cheeks)
@Ghentleman no chance. we’re about 1/3rd through after a hotdog session ;D
@Ghentleman potvolkoffie this mustard has some kick
@RandiBop happy new year! give ‘em a couple of weeks to fall off the wagon ;)
@skwashd @Crumpler I’m fucked because EU Crumpler isn’t everywhere-else Crumpler. no warranty on my bag here :( it’s really average
we’re going to#strayarpic.twitter.com/7vL035Ud0XUd0X
@pickledtreats yeah! I’ve been in/around NL since Monday but knew you were away or id have hit you up! :) welcome back to Europe!
@Ghentleman hahah 1000% a-okay. I’m amazed how hard she was hit! been a fun, long day nursing that :P
@LisaKennelly it was fine until we tried to leave :f
@LisaKennelly you drove there?
@pickledtreats only until tomorrow!
I’ve been calling the car’s GPS as “Car Siriâ€
today’s lesson: driving in Brussels is a Completely Terrible Idea™
@pickledtreats whoa, same country! \o/