The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2019

noodled around with CloudFormation a fair bit today, it's pretty nifty! I can get behind infra-as-code bigtime, but… https://t.co/uMawdKEkYz

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I had a super weird dream that I was working at @clue again, but essentially coming in as a brand new person. work… https://t.co/wq1Z4nthp8

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@ratkins hahah, amazing. can’t honestly picture a German equivalent of this photo thougpic.twitter.com/ovGXO7DZfNfN

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@jakub_zalas maybe they’re banking on you leaving the bike there if you can’t ride it to steal it tonight? fucking awful no matter what

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@ashfurrow mine was going okay, until a timezone shift bumped some numbers out, then it just stopped recording the progress. gone :(

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@debedee combine it with your next trip to the airport?????

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@songcarver reminds me of this account: twitter.com/DrFNFurter (note the dates on the last two tweets!)

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@__biancat is this why rich people don’t just retire??? it’s i m p o s s i b l e to just…stop?

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@__biancat oof, yeah, I brought it up with my doctor the other day. he (jokingly??) suggested the best solution is… https://t.co/owOJW1LTYm

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@leeeham they played with Senza (https://t.co/IiOa85cJcm) which was easily a 2019 highlight, defs check that album out

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@earthxsucks where’s the “how much for bonsoy in my latte” thread tho

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@earthxsucks you havin’ a laff, lad? zao is, but that’s all

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@earthxsucks hope someone films it and puts it on youtube!!!!!!!!

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@DHLPaket I believe it is DHL Express, yes. the sender had all the correct data, but I am not home in the day time.… https://t.co/c5KRcR0KdZ

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@duckpoultry I uhhhh interpreted that as taking a photo of a printed menu and was so confused. just pick up the menu???? penny dropped tho

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@DHLPaket hi! I have a package that says "Shipment on hold" and "Address information needed" after trying to delive… https://t.co/OWgIyv5Lxv

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@tealandpurple on a scale from 1 to not-that-Australian: "tracky dacks"?

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@KTamas ohhh right yes :( can big time relate to timezones being The Worst

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@grhmc got much time there? I'll always recommend a trip out to the Aran Islands if you get a spare day/weekend/whatever

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@grhmc fwiw anecdata: I got a generic cheap sleeve case on aliexpress, and it's been perfect so far after several long travels

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@workingkills sounds like you were 1 minute early then, shoulda taken a longer shower

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@ratkins I KNOW MATE, IT IS IN MY CALENDAR AS A RECURRING EVENT, IT'S OK

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@workingkills I thought you meant 2.5h before the flight departed. safe travels ey!

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@a2 NEEDS MORE CAPS, SRY NOT APPLYING

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@rodzajowo @a2 @justMaku BECAUSE IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY AND YOU FOLLOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE

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@debedee honestly, fuck. I have...questions about their doctor too??? what the fuck does compromising an immune system even mean?

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@debedee hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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@leeeham haha! saw these folks a couple of months back foryourhealth.bandcamp.com p.good if you're into mathy kinda skramz

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@ratqueencartel it's always such a bummer when it's like "dodged a bullet!!!!" but also, sort of vindicating at least

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@ratqueencartel ah butts :< thought the Dutch were boringly practical in these kinds of situations

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@ratqueencartel ahhh right right. is he just being a dick, or is he like...waiting for money to cover it or something

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@cstross @millenomi ah, here it is, if you're interested. it's such a good investment to support patients?????? (an… https://t.co/cqxytWzvYh

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@cstross @millenomi I read a paper about total lifetime system cost/"burden" of a cancer diagnosis, including lost… https://t.co/1KIKe3KgeV

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happy international fisting day, pals. and remember, tomorrow is international caps lock day!

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@ratqueencartel silkworm whyyyyy he's had ample opportunity. you said it yourself a few times: if it's not a fuck yes, it's a fuck off

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@getsconed it's fun to prepare at least??? kind of?

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@Schreiberland @nosuchthing @WaterstonesCovG as nice as it is to see these, it's also a terrifying reminder of "oh… https://t.co/rzkTzRXWPW

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@ratkins sometimes I have to assume they know. surely. ???

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a car with a giant version of this logo just drove past pic.twitter.com/15zGxp9jCF

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@rodzajowo @janklausa yes and! you also get to say it and say "am I right?" after it a lot, so that's cool too

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@janklausa @rodzajowo what if they only work on Saturday, and spend the week going to parks when they're empty beca… https://t.co/4lnR0m6nPB

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@rodzajowo @janklausa no that's called Hump Day, and everybody with a Mon-Fri job knows that

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@rodzajowo @janklausa pfff tell that to someone working on Saturday!!!! (!!!!!!!!)

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@janklausa wait hold on a second, don't weeks in Europe™ start on Monday? and you give us shit for starting it on S… https://t.co/qDTZ74qjXW

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@janklausa I could only remember the Dutch word, over and over

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I couldn't remember the word for Wednesday so now I have an appointment for Friday instead

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@KTamas try `b.toString('latin1')`. `ascii` uses only 7 bits, and drops any bits >= 128

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@julian0liver @gabyhinsliff I'm sure we'll see corrections in published media articles any moment now! 🙄

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RT @julian0liver: Turns out the deeply unthinking action wasn't even that of XR London, but a splinter group "Prison Liason Team", & wholly…

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@joseph_carney ah, is that new in Catalina? opt+command+h does "hide others" for me, and +m doesn't do anything it seems?

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@SoVeryAwkward @tealandpurple reminds me of this cat restoration video (mostly via @Emmelinecady from a person that… https://t.co/rqCIZbKGrY

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@joseph_carney what's that do? and is it "h, then m" or "h + m together"?

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@oh_pies my day so far is what’s the deal with airline food. it’s….sweet? I did not expect sweet??? is it trying to… https://t.co/L5IHz9Oh2Z

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qikipedia A group of ostriches is known as 'a wobble'. pic.twitter.com/XwAS4D5d3N

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@UkiahSmith true, I'll charge it up for next time!

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@charlesv liberated from the shackles of society!!!!

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here’s another couple of night-mode photos from tonight (to be clear: straight out of the camera, default settingspic.twitter.com/VbkwJKKYVhVh

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@jameshultgren technology! all for the low low price of a month of rent!

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@jordanpattern yeah! it's still the case of like...my decade old grainy photos give me the same warm fuzzy feels of… https://t.co/jBF8DE5OWP

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@hexpet_ what the fuck. do you need to disable SIP to delete it? it's protecting you against yourself??? (????????)

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@Emmelinecady my new future dream home obv. just wait until they add the halloween decorations!!

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night mode on these new iPhones is pretty fuckin’ decenpic.twitter.com/lJKEoE90wpwp

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@earthxsucks do you get the large one with the topping at the bottom too or what

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@earthxsucks yeah it’s not the best but the whole peanuts make up for it

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@earthxsucks have you had the whittakers peanut slabs? kinda hard to find but they’re so good

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@earthxsucks if you’re so smart, answer me this: why is apple crumble so good

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@pjf my last passport copped a bath in melted chocolate! almost the same thing

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@rac_hell37 haven't seen it since :< Chaostheorie got theirs from Oh La La afaik. definitely miss it!

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@ratkins yeah big same. fwiw I've been on iOS 13 since beta 1 and it's been 99% all good news (feature-wise and sta… https://t.co/GEQvEz5Whj

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@mil did you perchance ever chase that up? and/or have the presenter's name, and I can ping 'em?

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@picsbyjameslee it's the 32 bit apps I'm worried about. I'm sure there's like...an image resizer or something that… https://t.co/WDrQi6eGCc

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@picsbyjameslee wondering how much of a my day-to-day dev tools will just be suddenly broken, mostly

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any reason to/to not install Catalina yet? I've heard a bunch of horror stories, so I'm leaning towards holding off… https://t.co/eMZItx7kmt

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@grhmc cue: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* bash's while loops are haunted

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@julian0liver wow, that's nice to see over the "use them as speedhumps" attitude back in Oz

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@__biancat legitimately my most constant frustration while working :<

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@ratqueencartel I got a cellar if ya can get shit to Berlin, if that helps

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@lazerwalker should be a SaaS that you drop a folder onto and it automates the sequence

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@GeekAndDad (I just set up AWS deployment per-branch for a webapp, and it's nice to just have a link available for every branch/commit)

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@GeekAndDad yeah it's 100% around provisioning. having parallel installs means separate app IDs. hell, even distrib… https://t.co/22akK54EUW

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@heatheremerrick @Airbnb was looking at €100/night stays for a single night, which seemed reasonable... which came… https://t.co/AdSE2VnUg1

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I really wish it were easier to set up per-branch deploys/parallel installs for iOS apps to make it easy to preview changes before merging

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@KTamas I heard something about them replacing older style keyboards with mechanisms from the newer style? or something? maybe?

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got some of that "brand new keyboard" smell going, since Apple replaced the old one after reaching "keys keep falli… https://t.co/OEynV3zm7o

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@tealandpurple also relevant (and etched into my brain): the grumpy faces everyone gives in winter when someone boa… https://t.co/v8iZAIprfs

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@Emmelinecady winter is coming and it’s important to keep warm imo

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@skwashd “the tram came out of nowhere, should be laws against it”

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@earthxsucks backwards southern cross is next level cool

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@ratqueencartel I crossed the atlantic for a weekend once. did a 10 day trip to Oz a couple of years ago

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@ratqueencartel I’ve done it for shorter, eh, why not

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excellent German red squirrel content fyi https://t.co/Ivqp4Rxmc9

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@mil can you go into any more detail on this at all? right up my alley

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@declandebarra awesome. cheers! (hope you're doin' a-okay!)

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@bookymargoof "be a shame if you were trying to do a still life, biiiiiiitch"

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@declandebarra chucked on Rua today, still a banger ey. are the strings synth, or were they recorded?

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@bookymargoof IT WAS ON AN ANGLE AND I WAS SLEEPY OK. OR MAYBE IT WAS A SIGN, COME HANG IN EUROPE 🇪🇺

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@Patreon ahh, it's my bank! here's a link to others with the same issue, in case it happens to come up again fyi! https://t.co/IBzTFyumbv

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@Patreon actually, maybe my bank is changing the description? looked at my old credit card and it's from "Patreon*… https://t.co/FrnKgFiIyd

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@Patreon I just went back thru a few of them, and they all come up as "https://t.co/8cEz3JiBMq" for the exact amoun… https://t.co/pmzPD16zgw

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@Patreon hiya! I just noticed my payment note to my credit card either has a typo (pantreon) or I’m being very coin… https://t.co/ENhZNY8JfK

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