The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2014

@Palleas what are you? a paperclip in a microsoft product?

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@incanus77 one day I'll get to use LTE somewhere :(

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@Palleas "Les carottes sont-elles cuites ? Non !"

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@Palleas dunno what you mean. I use vimperator so I literally don't know what ffox ux is these days

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@Palleas so come back to ffox like the rest of us

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@Palleas mostly wow that you use safari tbh

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@Palleas I bet it was a designer just handing over assets. probably 1px bigger than UIPageControl, even

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@sylmobile are they decent yet? is this a "surface 2"?

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@GeekAndDad weirdly, even from my early days with git, I'd make more mistakes with a GUI than CLI.. I wanted a GUI too! :(

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@VeganCyclist I miss that about Vancouver. a whooole lot.

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@johannacherry if they complain then call me in the background and I'll tell them "oi mate piss off it's bullshit o'clock here in oz" npnp

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@irldexter we peek back onto the sunny side of freezing today :) blue skies, sun. the best winter. my sugar-free month ends today, too :)

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argh, just got dragged into a coworker’s provisioning hell. uuuUUUGH

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@cosmocatalano I work in a startup, and even I feel I'm underproducing half of the time :[ there's always so much to do

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@incanus77 tbh, despite snow and sub-freezing temps, I'm still biking around with no real dramas. no rainfall = happyjosh apparently

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@brentriddell yep. I've fished around for similar things, but couldn't find anything. one day, maybe.

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@brentriddell if it didn't have a leather strap, I'd have had one months ago :(

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@ratkins I got 77% with a few "whoops, wrong button" regrets as I tuned out toward the end :(

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Xcode is crashing with "Cannot perform operation without a managed object context".

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@grhmc @skoop Max is a good guy though. just because he likes offices doesn't mean they should sue :(

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@Whakkee she'll bounce back :) it's all part of the fun.

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@Whakkee you'll be sad on the sidelines seeing her being hurt! :)

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@Whakkee it's not her I'm worried about :P

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@Whakkee she'll get hurt :) it's a pretty intense sport when you get into it. I miss it.

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@olegam it works fine for German, Spanish, and others though. seems strange :)

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@olegam I have an app with Danish localisations for the app store text, but showing in English. is this normal? https://t.co/J9L4OGIWXv

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do I know anyone in Denmark? I've got a question!

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@ratkins it'd be stupid expensive I'd wager!

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@bennglazier Berlin! was -15 or so on the weekend. I think we peek back over to the sunny side of 0 on Friday

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@ratkins my bike helmet has too many holes. the icy/snowy roads don't make that much fun either :P

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@ratkins -6 (-13 windchill) here. warmest it's been in a week, I think

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woot! @helloclue 1.2.6 is now available :) now in Danish!

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@ratkins @ashfurrow that was my Sunday! fortunately is was mostly JS without much HTML, but it ain't fun :(

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@mattheworbit yes! but I’d first have to drill a hole! (who has keys that don’t slide onto a keyring?!)

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@Beryllium9 there’s no hole for a keyring so it’s either a) not very important, or b) very important

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someone’s bag here says “FCK NZS” referring to nazis. but I think they actually just hate kiwis

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@colincornaby @cabel because they want to be “everybody friendly”, right? tapping into the casual/Angry Birders market?

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@colincornaby @cabel I’m actually loving my 3DS. couldn’t imagine owning a Wii U ever though. no melee though. yet.

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@colincornaby @cabel I was an Amiga child. talk about kiss of death :)

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@colincornaby @cabel gamecube’s only real saving grace was smash bros

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much taller crowd than last time I saw @CASPIAN_ at Doug Fir! not used to feeling short :) pic.twitter.com/WOslqqr4iL

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@enygma who even has a visible dock anymore?

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@brentriddell it's a versatile little number. there for you when you're overcome with all kinds of emotions. like a bad episode of friends.

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current status: trying to workout "crywank" in emoji with @juliaroggatz. so far it's 😭👋, but that mostly just looks abusive

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@skabber and if anyone did, you'd know they're carrying a gun ;)

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@bsneed this is in celsius. but yesterday was around the same, but fahrenheit. pic.twitter.com/A8CIOEwIiy

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@1Password is it an iCloud thing? it's not showing the CFBundleDisplayName, but it's fine for other apps. odd :)

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@orta and you're off to NYC now? high five @larrylegend for me :)

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buh, @CocoaPods won't get past "Setting up CocoaPods master repo". one of those days.

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heh, seems @1Password forgot an icon size. unless it’s just iCloud being weirdpic.twitter.com/0cDEyy6cpmpm

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I'm skirting too close to witchcraft already. time to step away before I hurt somebody

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heh. [[JavaLangNullPointerException alloc] init]; https://t.co/HLKO7yFrH1

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@colincornaby I haven't install Flash since 2010. happyjosh.

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@efcliz ah, it ended just a few mins ago. got pretty close!

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@efcliz 9th drop was a pretty bullshit wicket

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@subvolume I don't suppose you know any interaction designers types looking for a gig in Berlin?

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@declandebarra "-13, feels like -21". today is an indoors day.

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@krekeltron yeah, that was my only viable thought for now..

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@krekeltron there's only a small bit of shared lib code, not the whole UI.. there has to be a sane way of doing this :[

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@mpospese stop me before I dive into witchcraft: http://t.co/zOx8QJOeNa

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@mpospese unfortunately required :( backend algorithmic stuff, not interaction stuff. currently in objc

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@jfpoole I can't wait to mock and stub registers! oh boy!

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how are people sharing common code between Android and iOS without using straight c/c++?

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@ratkins it's a protest symbol, not a replacement. united with horse, the emoji gods will listen.

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@ratkins until there is, just use 🐴

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@felixdv guy in the bottom right is flipping you the bird?

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@oh_pies yeah duh. Belgium is good for two things: Alpro and speculoos

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@ratkins this one tableview has constant sizes. yay!

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q: autolayout is good when? a: when autolayout isn't being a dick

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@Palleas yes but we need people now. (but really, open-ish offer. let me know if you're looking <3)

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@Palleas want to move to Berlin? we're hiring ;)

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@joshaber flip a coin. it solves all problems. here's an Australian dollar to flip: http://t.co/WpaWo0eLZR

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@orta mad props, high fives, (etc!) for putting the event together tonight! <3 (me = the lad that asked how you were 4 times. in shorts.)

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(lldb) po [NSDate date]
2012-11-10 09:32:12 +0000
:(

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@bsneed oh? I sold (and bought) one there with pretty much zero hassle

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oh good. it's snowing.

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the hitbox on the "Reset Settings" button is too small for me to hit via accessibility options. bummer, Firefox OS

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I just enable accessibility voice output on Firefox OS. now I can't work out how to scroll down again to disable it

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Android, Ubuntu and Firefox OS now on my Nexus 4! (un?)surprisingly, I like Android the most, followed by Ubuntu

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@ellamorton it's be like calling Australia "NSW". Holland is just a part of NL. you're in North Holland right now.

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@for_esme try turning it off and on again :[

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@colincornaby does that also imply good bread is becoming commonplace? I’d welcome that

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@nichodges that'd be better on a billion (or just one) if you were a Spanish pair

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@ashfurrow getting my kitten to Germany from the US was laughably easy. (I say that as an Australian, where it's the exact opposite..)

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naming classes is the worst.

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@ph1 @micheletitolo I feel like one of you were talking about having certs in keychain/truecrypt volume in the project repo. ring any bells?

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@eksraystyle a bajillion times better than I've got. mad props!

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@pablonoel hahaha. well then. I clearly need sleep.

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related to previous tweet: (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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@pablonoel the only acceptable nose: (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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@LisaKennelly you’re drunk. I’m at this meetup w@juliaroggatzgatz

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@brentriddell or do I mean ;-)? I don’t even know anymore

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@brentriddell this debate came up in the office this evening. you stand on the correct side ;)

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emoticons with noses - what’s the deal with them?

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@LisaKennelly oh and hey, look who’s out if the office before midnight tonight ;D

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@ijansch three tracks! looks exciting, congrats on pulling it together :)

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even on the latest rMBP, those parallax websites still stutter and lag a horrendous amount. they're super pretty, but they're horrible :(

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@joshaber probably the most ambiguous search ever though.. "shower won't shower why google help"

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@joshaber I've been there. it's a sad time. but without google, I'd still be splashing up bath water. so, yay google

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@SteveRiggins the cleaner fixed your broken test suite

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@leeeham it's a long way off being a daily driver for me, but I'm a nerd. it's at a point of being good now for the average consumer though

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@searchingfortao sounds like a product I worked on years ago. except we used Kademlia & certs instead of Bittorrent

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finally got lolcommits setup. so far, it's fantastic :) mroth.github.io/lolcommits/

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just installed kitkat on my nexus 4. first impressions are pretty damn good. Android has come a long way in a pretty short time

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another totally comprehensible conversation with @Emmelinecady pic.twitter.com/egZMYj4B7I

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@alwarney also, swigging from a tepid bidon when you need refreshment is…gross. ride+insulated bidon, or..yeah, home :)

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@alwarney I remember when it was ~45 in Melbourne - biking was the only way. trains were fucked, so everyone drove (= stupid traffic)

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@tomgreenlive is there a way to watch the show online? I miss web-o-vision :( (also, I'm in Germany, so I *can't* watch on TV)

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@irldexter it beats no internets though

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@messycook @VegfestUK @VegSoft @efcliz +1. I get why they might think it's a fun idea. but in greater context of society, it's not progress

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@sylmobile I do have that whole 'timezone' thing on my side though ;)

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@zuzu it's obviously the place to be.. you can have your "paradise" ;). hi @goatlady !

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@zuzu when someone in .ca said "thanks", I replied "that's okay", they thought I was upset with them. correct response is "you're welcome"!

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@zuzu see also: "nah it's alright"

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@zuzu people get confused by me saying this a lot. "oh. you don't like it and you're just being nice?"

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@PepperHeartsU sleepy and all alone. a bit sad. stressed. but thanks for asking :P

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@joseph_carney I'm thinking more for movies than games. then again, aren't they ~24 Hz? maybe it'll be fine?

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@efcliz is a brogue like a welly, in that you'd wang it?

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@flickiter well, it’s a standing order. I’ll be around most of the weekend if you need..

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@flickiter hugs, lady. you can get through it. or, I’m around if you need to talk?

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@Palleas does it stop timing when you're idle, like Billings?

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@teacuptempest to each their own, silkworm :) I know plenty of people happy with them. yay for opinions!

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