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May 2018

@julian0liver there's an (apparently) extremely good vegan ramen place in Warsaw, if you stumble upon it

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@lagusta I had an ultrasound yesterday for something probably unrelated. that's enough doctors for this week okayyyyyyyy?

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@ZazzyV I extremely don't know Brisbane at all, but maybe @jameshultgren and/or @dimsimkitty can help?

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@ZazzyV aw man. I had conversations with Mum before she died about feeling bad for being away. she always said "pff… https://t.co/475RbOt00P

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everywourd ounoumatoupoueia

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@RachaelHasIdeas mate you've busted your arse on projects for months to earn it

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@averrer that would seem like it would break all kinds of rules?!

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@LisaKennelly @clue nah just a throwback to a conversation we had like four years ago, the usual

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@janklausa @lazerwalker yeah but you use tomato paste in your thing so it’s hardly surprising

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@whakkee honestly, even the worst news is better than “we’re not sure”, so I’m happy either way. especially with ho… https://t.co/NKVb937lBz

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@janklausa so by “now” you mean “not now” hmm

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ultrasound done, and diagnosis is inflammation+infection, nothing more. aaaand exhale.

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on my for an ultrasound and this is their website (ft. bold comic sans): urologen-neukoelln.de

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@grhmc human forms are the worst(/best, still grateful. however.)

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@xxanti99 the anechoic nebula rotating in my brain is persuading me contritely to persist sickowWW

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@sharimarii if I had photoshop on this laptop, you'd be seeing this but with flames and somersaults and shit pic.twitter.com/65ubElgWTQ

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@ZuckerBaby okay good we’re on the same page then

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@debedee and the Irish one had an actually clear outcome??? not just a “hmm ok we’ll start to think about how to do… https://t.co/YAnjxOBKqx

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@tealandpurple I don't know how people can drink tea straight away. how doesn't it burn? how do people have such resilience???

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@EthicalVegnLife weird story, by weird coincidence we found out 6mths later the tenant is a friend of my cousin. I… https://t.co/thjEvaqi1m

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@EthicalVegnLife I remember talking to my agent when renting Mum's place out like "pets?" "non-negotiable, yes" "we… https://t.co/UTiqv6G2qQ

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@_writehanded_ ok but where is “fuck u” on that list?

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@_writehanded_ what do you mean “from”? I thought these were the responses to me

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hey @nzJayZee look it’s the guy with the cooking blopic.twitter.com/oNGyYUg5HYHY

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@amandalcormier @janklausa okay fine it’s water with club mate flavour. reverse homeopathic bubble water

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady I legitimately don’t know, for several reasons

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady it’s basically only available at in n out so

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preeeetty sure Bob from Shellac is wearing Mooninite sweat bands pic.twitter.com/oIpCIE5JZV

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@leafwork go read the opentype spec, then the unicode spec :P I’m surprised anything works at all

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@janklausa just like American beer, heyooo (I don’t know what I’m talking about yes)

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@janklausa the first two I guess but there’s a lot to drink here

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@janklausa imagine like. “hey what is club mate. oh.” but (literally? sort of?) watered down

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@leafwork meanwhile I waste a billion cycles (lol, not exaggerating?) on an A11 just to format some text because th… https://t.co/YkSS6tNKIo

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@leafwork is it lightweight because it’s all templates, or

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also Leipzig (and extremely in the bin, why the fuck) pic.twitter.com/oh7wffsNHO

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I just woke from a nap where I had a dream that a snake ate my phone because I teased it about not being vegan (??????)

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@oh_pies it just happens sometimes, it’s ok, it’s fine

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@paprikapapaya (though at this point, it’s a Normal Hour for many humans to be awake. howwww do they do it)

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@michaelneale modern medicine is just advanced witchcraft

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shockingly, despite Eurovision, Australia still doesn’t fall under EU jurisdiction https://t.co/Z0XAnSYMdR

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@paprikapapaya you’re doing well. I have a train in an hour and I’m barely conscious still

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@_writehanded_ you're in good company. Pux is #1 loud complainer under this roof.

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@_writehanded_ excellent demonstration of initiative, member #39818

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welp, I beat my move goal for the 1000th time pic.twitter.com/WtEcJDtP18

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my oncologist told me a story about a woman, roughly the same age and body type as me, with the same diagnoses, on… https://t.co/QeN9i33H8s

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did u kno: treatments to counter impacts of chemotherapy can significantly increase the toxicity of some particular… https://t.co/pP3Z0SVuEC

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sometimes my cat just wants to hang out pic.twitter.com/uRG7LZbu9u

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@meghafon last time I brought my roadie back into Germany, they had ~many~ questions about it. which is good, becau… https://t.co/WypTFdGIQI

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@earthxsucks is this some Star Wars thing, like everyone is tweeting about

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@finicalgal I don't know, but I think it's reasonably apples/oranges to compare labour and environmental concerns, y'know?

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@hexpet_ why would you subject yourself to such misery???

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@_writehanded_ related: I just wasted 5 minutes of my life

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@_writehanded_ hey Lightning Crashes clocks in at around 5 minutes. coincidence?????????

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady wait you were a fully formed human when you went to Canada weren't you?

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@Emmelinecady @irldexter @janklausa that's some classic Elon talk right there

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady (Roxette was one of the first bands I had on CD, fuck yeah)

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady I have never seen the film clip to this, and I'm not sure I want that to change. dilemma.

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady ok that's on loop for at least the next 30 seconds

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady oh shit I forgot about Live. what was that fuckin song

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa @_writehanded_ jan when you are in berlin I will take you for a """"""""""drink""""""" (we… https://t.co/ZPWU12P8AL

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@_writehanded_ @Emmelinecady Sarah how do you consume music in 2018? one album on loop constantly? cool, welcome to the club

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@Emmelinecady Well Actually Let Me Just Fire This Rocket Up Yer """"""'Ass"""""'

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@janklausa @Emmelinecady honestly in general straws are pretty fucking awful experiences

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@Emmelinecady I was (AND STILL AM?) hoping it was cancer so I could make "I guess I'm not a good enough vegan then huh" jokes

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@Emmelinecady what the fuck does that have to do with veganism fuq

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@Emmelinecady hm, I don't wanna take the last one. split it?

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@Emmelinecady that's not the mountain goats, you lied to me

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@Emmelinecady I listened to blink 182 the other night, so we're about even

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@Emmelinecady mate if uncoolness was a dealbreaker, I wouldn't be seen with myself. you're good.

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@Emmelinecady mmmmmmmmm do I know the answer to the question I am about to ask?

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@Emmelinecady what's on the audio agenda these days for you tho

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@Emmelinecady (now I just listen to the same album on loop for days)

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@Emmelinecady those were my prime years for Giving A Shit about that kind of thing, lols

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@Emmelinecady Strongarm were some xtian hardcore band with one really good song. they broke up and (most of them) f… https://t.co/OuXD7WmHIx

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@Emmelinecady yeah iuno, mostly I just think of the strongarm->fsf->dc links and default in my brain to a very different audience

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@Emmelinecady my immediate response is "holy shit they were on the radio?" but yeah I guess that makes sense? just...seems weird

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@Emmelinecady because they're better people than you for not being dashboard superfans?

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@mattheworbit what's the worst that can happen????? like it's not like I can die twice or anything

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@lazerwalker @janklausa is it still 2 bucks for falafel? cos I lived on that for a while

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@vantine hahh, sneaky cells. sounds like fun

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@vantine oh nice :) I managed to escape without needing any bone marrow fun times. what’s the CNS issue? from the chemo, or?

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@vantine yeah! how much longer do you have?

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@vantine wild. I was diagnosed in 2001. nuts to think how much has improved (and how much hasn’t changed?!) in that time

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@vantine mine never really came back :/ extremely frustrating

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@vantine (ABVD is known for being fairly intense though, so I'm really curious how other chemo protocols stack up)

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@vantine did you get much ~chemo brain~ at all? and probably especially because you're a librarian: did you have di… https://t.co/8LoIkTtXcn

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@vantine oo yup. my chemo (ABVD). your O is kind of my V at least, but that's about as much overlap as we had, I th… https://t.co/7OAjBSXup9

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@vantine ok! what's antibody treatment? and how does it differ from chemo? and what chemo protocol did you do? and… https://t.co/CPvv1hfl9x

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@vantine oh huh, interesting! mind if I ask some stupid questions? (or, also, prefer do it in DM instead in the ope… https://t.co/xKTwip8P2i

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@vantine oof. I had Hodgkin's (NS, IIa) a few years back in my neck/chest. can't beat a malignancy to keep life spi… https://t.co/Mxg5w91tsS

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@HanneyChris I don't buy it for a second. avoid. 1 star.

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@vantine oh dang. hodgkin's or non?

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@nzJayZee even if you show up drunk or shouting or whatever? or is that considered some obstruction of justice?

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@nzJayZee can you exclude yourself by some means?

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@debedee mostly I just have a like...."sorry u have to see my nuts" in cases like this because like. I know it's al… https://t.co/zgqY6w0bka

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I have, more or less, doctor’s orders to not wear pants tho. happy Friday!

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@janklausa honestly walking is reasonably uncomfortable right now too

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@nzJayZee yeah! my plan was to ride home from the town but I guess I’ll catch a train like some kinda sucker

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@nzJayZee guess who I’m seeing in two days, fuck

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but, what a good opportunity to jump on my soapbox: early detection saves lives! pleasepleaseplease make a point to… https://t.co/alc1PVM1MR

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(obviously that’s a relief, but it means I can’t ride for a bit. critical mass tonight, and a planned ride back from Leipzig tho. bambow.)

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update: GP believes it to be vascular (likely just inflammation from cycling, could be thrombosis) and v.unlikely a… https://t.co/QmgMOFhXA9

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@vortexau in the waiting room right now! fingers crossed :)

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"Your passport has been printed and a final check on the quality of the document is being carried out." yesssss

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hey. this is good. Saetia still holds up today, easy. "20 Years Ago, Saetia Defined Screamo in Just Nine Songs" https://t.co/tIz2wdf1im

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@rodzajowo EXTREMELY???????????? I AM EXTREMELY OH NO RIGHT NOW AND HAVE SAID THOSE EXACT WORDS OUT LOUD A LOT TONIGHT

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@Emmelinecady even still, uh, ~logistically~ it's uncomfortable on a bike rn. lols.

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@Emmelinecady they're not gonna be able to do scans etc before then

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@Emmelinecady my pLAN for a huge bike ride on Monday is officially On Hold though, because, lol, smash your box up etc

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mostly I'm just speaking long, drawn out swear words. like "fuuuuuck" and the like. how novel and fun!

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you know when you can't stop yourself overthinking things sometimes? because yeah same, I just ~found a lump~ on my left testicle??????

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a walking tour group has just gathered outside of the cafe pic.twitter.com/dYbh91FBeG

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@lagusta it's.......better? but still there? probably not enough protein in my diet or whateverthefuck

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@irldexter whoa! a good time to get on board :)

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after chatting to @irldexter about why it's been good, and just the "oh yeah, duh" realisation of the general lack… https://t.co/UP6fCP1qHP

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I got back to Berlin a month ago today. it's been a good month.

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@Gary_BBGames hahah :) reminds me of my "maybe I'll give TensorFlow a go" phase

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@Gary_BBGames I hadn't booted my Switch for a while 'til yesterday. yep I'm 5.0.2. got a link to instructions?

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@Gary_BBGames oh shit I shouldn't have updated my firmware, should I?

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@earthxsucks unsurprisingly, I used to have a citizen fish shirt. I wonder what happened to it

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