The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

April 2014

@VeganNomNoms hey! safe travels tomorrow :) hope it's 100% super fun+

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@RandiBop any time you want to indulge, there's a couch/bed :)

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commenting on my own pull requests with reaction gifs

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RT @Emmelinecady: @notjosh je suis un petit crabe et côté à côté bruyant

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@wtabs add "piece of shit" to the end for damage multiplier

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"sign in to unsubscribe" culprit #19009319: @Medium

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@veganinbrighton ahhh, bummer. hope you feel better from it though :)

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@_hotsauce hamterrobang. or interroham. either are acceptable.

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@michaelneale it'd save many mobile devs some headaches :)

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@flickiter probably. always assume it's not vegan and never look tbh

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@bendechrai @stokely @anz_au what's the story there? totally missed it

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@samuelgoodwin can't blame you. I'm in the market now that I have a longer term lease sorted

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@samuelgoodwin that's a weird looking track bike ;)

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is there a way to have YouTube videos not scroll the "about" to "share" at the end? it's *exactly* when I want to read the "about" pane

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@slackhq figured. seems to be a-okay now. a bit disruptive, but.. well.. http://t.co/pWkYa26MYG is relevant, only with Slack :)

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@Podio the fact that my "unsubscribe" form autofilled from last time I asked for no email is a bad sign. work on that <3

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@ZuckerBaby well, put it another way: I'll prooobably be in oz over christmas, so there'll probably be a free bed/roof in Berlin :)

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@ZuckerBaby house swap? come stay in Berlin. tons of bullshit, but you'll be distracted by being frozen solid ;)

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@SlackHQ oh, I see, it's a general outage. will twiddle fingers for a wee little while :)

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@SlackHQ issues with the IRC gateway at the moment?

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@veganinbrighton may/may not have a spare bed. you knowwwww.

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@RandiBop now all I want to do is nap. forever. so full and sleepy.

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smallest of worlds. an airbnb host I stayed with once just showed up for brunch at the same restaurant as me

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@dariazeoli I've never separated lights from darks in my life. how do things get ruined? sincere question :)

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@incanus77 I had that for a while. there was a weird console command to kick it off again. reaaaally hanging for the native app / @crashplan

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@berikv 🚨🚣🚨⛵️🚨🚤🚨

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@RealNickHodge you'd have to worry about any that aren't organic. Whale Farmsâ„¢

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@PandaWithCookie sidebar: puckles is playing with the pandacarrot right now

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@import JavaScriptCore;

goodbye cruel world

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@samuelgoodwin well yeah, but that was obvious from the colour of your skin

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@samuelgoodwin no its a complimient it means u can run fast

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@brentriddell I’ve waited a loooong time for it

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@chriseidhof I just want them to launch so I can if the hype was worth it. I'm NDA'd so I want to talk about it, dammit

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wearezeta.com has been blank for the last couple of weeks. was thinking that meant a launch soon, but I guess not

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@LGnome "the printer was out of circular paper"

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@steveriggins it meant dual booting with Windows. I only do that for Goat Simulator

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@steveriggins no idea at all. didn't look into it too closely tbh. bought a (WP7) device, used it for 2 months, then got bored of no apps :)

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@steveriggins Windows Phone is fucking lovely. no app ecosystem to speak of though, but the OS itself is so smooth

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good to Apple are still on top of their date manipulations ;) this release involved time travel pic.twitter.com/vjJToExRM5

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@christian_beer I had an app that was at "Hold for Developer Release" (which is now released). no uploading via Jack at all yet

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@christian_beer and also fyi, that's also tossing a "NSAlert is being used from a background thread, which is not safe" in Console.app

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@christian_beer any idea why I'm hitting "iTMSTransporter binary could not be found." on startup?

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@jfpoole the perfect little derptongue in every shot

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@jfpoole hahaha jesus christ, this is great

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@colincornaby long story short: it was better to have that interaction in a 'safe' space than to have it hidden/shamed away with exclusivity

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@colincornaby well yeah, we had that too, but we also had pretty clear boundaries and rules to deal with it

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@colincornaby like sea scouts and such? or do you have variations on "normal" scouts?

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@colincornaby they can't? that's nuts. there were female scouts in my troop and it was great :)

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@kch ah. there are worse places to be

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@christian_beer hey! Jack is looking *really* good. congrats!

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@wtabs now what can you do DJ my brother's birthday

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@wtabs you sound really cool, maybe I could follow you on instagram

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@PepperHeartsU it was me, wasn't it. happens all the time.

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@GeekAndDad I'm sure there's a lobby group keeping you safe from all of that convenience.. :P

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@GeekAndDad life outside North America is amazing :P

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@incanus77 in socks? because who needs dignity?

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@RachyVool I'm not either. but if it fixes my headache, I'm in

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@RachyVool huh. maybe I should go to Israel. maybe it's a sign? try some bagels in NYC to channel the inner Jew

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@RachyVool I had a moment the other day where I thought about hitting silk road*. I got panadeine forte, but it's basically useless on me :(

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@RachyVool I got to a new country and fuck me, having to explain shit to new doctors is a cunt. "here's some ibuprofen" "lol, no"

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@RachyVool yep. I reckon heroin's probably easier to find than oxycodone

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@RandiBop if you're actually serious, I can hook you up

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dirt roads = chuck mad skids. this one’s gotta be 30 metrepic.twitter.com/FkmV2HCeEpEp

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@CastIrony I often have that with tourist attractions: instead of visiting, I view the w'pedia page. spend my time with people instead.

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@wtabs in this economy? can't stay free for long

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@irldexter ha :) I go past that often. makes me smile.

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@zaftigvegan god I hope so. otherwise I'm gonna have to find another dog and start over

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@zaftigvegan it's fine :) I pulled the stitching out this week (kitchen utensils ftw!). been more itchy than painful. win!

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@zaftigvegan yep. mine was a pup. one more shot at day 28 remaining. almost done now :)

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@zaftigvegan oh nothing too fun. my day 14 rabies vaccine!

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@zaftigvegan and NOW I HAVE A SORE ARM. today sucks!

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@zaftigvegan I ran out of Vegemite this morning. everything's shut until Tuesday :( putting the long in long weekend :(

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@zaftigvegan mostly during winter. in summer, I can get myself through. but winter is the reason I'll return to Oz I think

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@zaftigvegan there's merit to both! I have long periods of no family, language isolation, government fuckarounds. I do miss being settled.

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@zaftigvegan point b for me is kinda (repeatedly) self inflicted though

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@oh_pies @_spindles there's a crepes shop a block from a pizza shop. Berlin is pretty cool so you should come

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@messycook @efcliz wow, I thought I was the only one. you people are my people.

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@teacuptempest it's not particularly uncommon, at least. anecdotally anyway. (not to say it's common either. y'know.)

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@teacuptempest ah. I'm at the point where codeine does almost nothing for me, and hydrocodone has always been useless. it's a bummer.

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@teacuptempest I would. for some reason doctors are dicks about it though.

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@oh_pies I'm 99% I know the answer, but have I sent you https://t.co/LvS42azhqM ?

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@oh_pies haha, fuck. I'll send it again soon. I'm bad at memory things.

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@oh_pies actually you're vegan and know French so you might appreciate this: https://t.co/CBxfAtwxVn

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@teacuptempest it was a good idea at the time. and then THINGS happened, now I question it a lot

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@oh_pies @Emmelinecady also you could learn to make macarons too but I think it's a secret recipe forever. but still.

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@oh_pies @Emmelinecady well if you ever find yourself over that way, make sure you have a couch or two

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@oh_pies I would come visit. so would @Emmelinecady. 100% not joking.

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@teacuptempest well you *have* signed a document with my name on it before, so it's a logical next step

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@teacuptempest I just checked! we're bff 4eva at this rate eeeeeee

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@stephbelding oh no :( so young :( that's terrible to hear

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@jwage yep. I connect via IRC, so it works well for me

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@jwage A+ 5 stars etc. it's pretty great, really, but we came from Skype. if you're on Hipchat already, it's not a huge jump I'd guess

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@steveriggins swizzle over the property accessor on UIView ;)

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@Whakkee @jwilker human bodies are amazingly resilient! you hear of stories of people that "live on McDonald's" etc which I find amazing :)

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@jwilker and how it's absorbed (and ironically produced) by the body is tricky. it's best absorbed in your mouth. sublingual pill = perfect!

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@jwilker yes and no. my B12 pill isn't animal ;) the other side is that non-vegans are often nearish deficient too: https://t.co/fGdLmkUwi6

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@jwilker I think there are so many factors to 'wise', though. I'm vegan, and I have to supplement B12. other than that though, no problem

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@irldexter oh a heads up! apparently most things are shut tomorrow. get to supermarkets this eve :)

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@efcliz I managed to get 3 eps deep. it was like pulling teeth, and there's no way I could be fucked with the rest

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ahh, iTunes Connect uploads timing out. that's fun.

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@funkatron AGAIN? fucking hell. you routinely see dead birds in those reservoirs that they actively refuse to put covers on. insane.

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@micheletitolo you can get SIMs (with data) cheaper than that on the ground, depending where you go, if that's of interest. BE: €5, DE: €10

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@GeekAndDad I've got the latest retina MBP.. hadn't heard of any recalls :( I'll see what Apple say

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@kch good question. I'll try it out!

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@parkourDev seems pretty common :/ looks like I'll probably be yet another one of those

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@kch yep. late 2013 retina with discrete GPU. bambow :(

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Adium and Twitter are crashing with GL issues. GPU seems guilty for all of my problems :(

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@kch yeah I'm keeping the logs. will drop in to Apple next week when Easter shutdowns are over

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@conradstoll @chriseidhof cool, thanks. I'll see how it goes with Apple :)

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@conradstoll @chriseidhof yep, late 2013 rMBP. had occasional KPs before, but today I'm now at 7. will check in at the Genius Bar soon :)

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@chriseidhof feels like it’s RAM or integrated GPU to blame. did they replace yours? first time? could they repro/diagnose?

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what do Apple do for kernel panics? they’re not exactly something that can be repro’d easily

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six kernel panics today, and the sun hasn’t even set yet

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@WestCoastyMo and you guys STILL have it cheap, considering :P

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@steveriggins yep, had 4 so far (2 to go), and tetanus, and a fuckton of antibiotics

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@steveriggins sounds worse than it really was, honestly. mostly just bummer that it happened 'cos I had to cut the trip short

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@steveriggins pack of dogs, Kosovo, two weeks ago. best time of my life!

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TIL: removing stitches using kitchen utensils is surprisingly easy!

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@ashfurrow @ratkins @benexia you can order them online (store.apple.com/nl) with alternate layouts if you want < 24 hours

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@kcimc hmm, perhaps that was it instead. was it written up online at all? I'll keep looking anyway, and let you know if I find it

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@kcimc people felt uncomfortable about being filmed (by a human), despite already being filmed by CCTV

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@kcimc sorry, sure! students holding video cameras standing under city CCTV cameras filming members of the public

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@ratkins blame the scrollbar. it needs to know how far down a list you are without drawing each cell for height

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@ratkins yeah, totally understand. it's still stupid expensive though :P

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@WestCoastyMo bit under the weather right now, but in general I'm doing a-okay!

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@for_esme happy to not be vegan, if it means not being a complete fuckhead

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huh. second kernel panic of the morning. this isn’t good.

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@michaelneale I think Captain Forfuckssake and Sergeant Ohyoureshittingme are present at my table

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@FatGayVegan @messycook augh, fuck. that's terrible. and so, so, so irrelevant.

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@ratkins I'd love one if not for the price tag. yowch.

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@lucyk Twitter.app caused this one. heh.

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I love the smell of a kernel panic in the morning

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and still, after all these years, I don't what it means to be "riding dirty"

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