The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

November 2013

@SteveRiggins was that the one I heard you lose over and over? :)

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Spotify is weird. "you cannot listen to music abroad" <change 'home' country in preferences> "here's your music!"

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@GeekAndDad "back-end" and "Core Data"? you're scaring me.

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even the Nintendo 3DS OS is more responsive than Android. christ.

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@johannacherry Friday isn't until like next week, you'll be fine. also just use a jar or can or something

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@helloclue while we're at it, Chris Lilley needs to stop

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@PepperHeartsU my Mum said "it's yours when I'm dead. while I'm alive you can fuck right off"

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@CastIrony @incanus77 no clue. they're marked up to hell in Europe, and they're region locked. I paid ~€200 for mine

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@incanus77 yeah, I only got the 3DS to play this, really. will probably hock it on eBay soon enough :)

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that's another chapter of Zelda wrapped up. awesome game!

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@everyonebutsix I miss Australia’s attitude toward bare feet. stares and ‘sir you need to leave’s abroad :(

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@helloclue maybe Clue should start sponsoring studies ;)

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@ratkins up your nose? you're holding it wrong

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@helloclue haha, that is ridiculous. also, a nice mix of British and US English in the article :P

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@chriseidhof scale/scope of work? I've got cycles this week if it's just a quick thing.

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@WorksThatWork oh, whoa. that's even more perfect. thanks, and thanks! (andddd thanks!)

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@WorksThatWork (I'd subscribe, but I'm moving and would totally forget to update addresses)

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@WorksThatWork where are you in Berlin? I picked up my first (issue 2) in Amsterdam, but a local stockist would be great

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@flickiter could probably track down some decent narcotics on the street at that hour.. :P

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@SteveRiggins I noticed ;) "hey, the dialogue is repeating.."

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@SteveRiggins your gaming has been a pleasant soundtrack to my eve :P

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@futurecat would that be enough? I don't remember the commands, but it could grant some read access..

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@futurecat rooted at all? `adb` should give you access, no?

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anyone know if there's a way to poke a third party background app to wake up from App Nap? getting slow API responses from it

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@veganchai I had no idea what it is. I am bad at popculture evidently

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@veganchai someone else I know just walked out of a screening!

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@efcliz first session top-order collapse? let's do this!

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@VeganCyclist I shop at the vegan co-op here, generally. money where my mouth is. but I'm lucky enough that I can afford that..

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@VeganCyclist they've got several stores and expanding into other countries. it's always busy when I go past. I'd say they're making a ton

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@VeganCyclist so, I'd rather someone shopped there than, say, Woolworths. so in that sense it's great. but it's still misaligned, you know?

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@VeganCyclist it's a vegan supermarket. great in theory, but seems to be more about spinning a profit than supporting AR causes

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@VeganCyclist it's a gradient, not a binary though. I have a hard time shopping at @Veganz_de, but I'm glad they exist. are they perfect? no

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@VeganCyclist you might not respect the choice, but I argue that there's still credibility. means vs ends and such. bigger arguments await.

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@GeekAndDad that sounds like it’ll be a good story eventually ;)

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@Palleas it takes some wrangling, but it’s pretty similar once you get into it. tons of gotchas, but you learn what to expect :)

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@Palleas except with callbacks and C strings

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@Palleas the UX is awesome. but the code to get there is horrendous. like: int w = [psConn sendJavascript:@"app.activeDocument.width;"];

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@Palleas it's always Whatday any time I'm dealing with Javascript. and Photoshop. and Objective-C. in the same. line. of code.

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@Palleas and probably, I don't know. I'm not in Australia, chump

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@Gary_BBGames yeah, got through it. ambiguous naming and embedded libraries are a pain. it's all logical, but needless hoop-jumping

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@bdolman I.. I love you. this makes me very happy. although it's not portable, it's better than hard-coding my name.

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@ianiv I think I'm due for a break, then

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HOW? HOW AM I BACK IN CODESIGN HELL? HOW?

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@zaftigvegan basically. got a tampon running wild? I'll tame it, no problem

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@zaftigvegan Germania! probably here for a bit. we're kind of professional cousins - ladies bleeding is our bread and butter, so to speak

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@zaftigvegan always in pain. yesterday and today moreso than usual though. new country, new doctor, new trust relationship = no painkillers

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what! "var idWhat = charIDToTypeID( "What" );"

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Photoshop API documentation is all over the place. unsurprising, but still.

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@flickiter I was thinking that as I wrote it :P sorry for doubting you

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@flickiter ever listen to Grade? they had a line in a song that was "you're a better fantasy than a reality", and that stuck with me a lot

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@futurecat I can't drink coffee, otherwise I'd already be there

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@futurecat shut up, arsehole. I'll show you nice. right before I punch your lights out

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@michaeltwofish you're calling Tom Cruise unsexy? how dare you

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@michaeltwofish because of Tom Cruise and what you know now?

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@macdevnet I've had AppleCare work (replaced logic board) done on my MBP despite SSD where the optical bay usually is. no problem :)

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@macdevnet yup, here's a guide on the 2013 11" Air: http://t.co/4fModk5zyI

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@macdevnet you can put after-market HDDs into Airs iirc. it's a weird form factor, but they aren't (or weren't?) soldered

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@macdevnet I put 1tb in the new Pro. 768 would have worked if it were an option though

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@efcliz THAT's how you say that? always thought it was fair dim sim

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@efcliz fair suck of the sauce bottle, darl, I'm as true blue Aussie as a vegemite and gum leaf sanga. crikey

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@efcliz I was still up at ~3am, saw the second wicket drop right before lunch. apparently worth staying up for ;)

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@efcliz WHAT. THE FUCK. HAPPENED?

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@RachyVool it'll happen eventually, I'm sure. until then, some sleepless nights and wasted days

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@RachyVool probably radiotherapy if anything. I mean, anything is possible, but no scan has shown anything weird.. so no formal diagnosis

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@RachyVool when I need a painkiller, I need something hefty.. but try telling a doctor that

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@RachyVool so it's not a matter of being used to stronger drugs, it's just that I don't bother treating low-grade pain

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@RachyVool only went to a new doctor today (I just moved to Berlin). so no, not really. I don't really take anything often though :/

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@RachyVool codeine does _nothing_ for me. oxycodone is about the only thing that's mildly accessible that works anymore :/

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@RachyVool nurp. thinking I'll go through another round of diagnosis though. could be fruitless, but on the off chance I get an answer..

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@RachyVool ah, I'd like to even wake up one day without a headache. ever been through any diagnosis?

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@RachyVool bummer. I've had the same headache since 2003. kinda over it.

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@RachyVool you too, huh? I got a referral to a "pain specialist" today. sounds weirdly perverse.

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@flickiter new doc wouldn't give me shit. I have to go to a "pain specialist"

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they should totally invent a pill that makes headaches not hurt as much

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@joshaber DBs have a formal dialect, where API services are far too inconsistent. we do what we can (ie AFNetworking+Mantle) to ease pain

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@PandaWithCookie see http://t.co/ce6lDGTZIO - if you nip the top off slightly, you're good :)

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@PandaWithCookie eeeee! :D! the only thing I'd suggest (that you wouldn't know about) is that she had (her) right ear tipped

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@Gary_BBGames do you happen to know if euro games generally ship bilingual? or would I have to get UK(/US) copies?

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@Gary_BBGames never had a work visa in the US, so couldn't really sustain living there. Germany will give me one easily :)

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@Gary_BBGames I'm in Germany ;) seems they have some region issues? reading into it now..

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@Gary_BBGames 2D is too bulky and weird. I like the flip screen, but would also turn 3D off. second hand works - know anyone selling? :)

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@Gary_BBGames hrmm. can't decide if iOS gaming is enough though. or, rather if it's not enough by $300. could buy _many_ iOS games with $300

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@felixdv I hear they'll be in Ghent soon ;)

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there was an In-N-Out Burger in Sydney today? christ.

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the new Find My Friends app is nice. the transition from 2D to 3D when you view detail is a nice touch

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@caitlinstasey it was kind of a big deal when I realised too. I share your pain and joy.

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the instant after creating a new account: "[..] recent activity on your account has triggered our fraud-prevention monitoring system."

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codesign hell is the worst.

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@teacuptempest pfff, I want rights to your fucking water in the meantime silkworm

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@teacuptempest worst australian. better be some water saving showerheads happening using greywater, I swear

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@ratkins can you transition in app to the login screen (ie fade in). so the main screen is visible first, no matter what?

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@bendechrai eh, it's pretty global at the moment, yeah. in Western nations, anyway. I'm in Germany at the moment, and racism issues are rife

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@bendechrai it's embarrassing to be Australian right now. and it's been trending that way for years now. sad.

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ijansch Looks like @egeniq will be hiring again soon. Are you an Obj-C/Android/Ruby/PHP dev and don't want to wait for the job ad? jobs@egeniq.com

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Nov 18th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@xyzzycoder I might have something. josh at (my twitter name) dot com

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I often wonder if @kcimc has a second account he actually tweets from yet

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@vikb there's actually a French vegan cafe here, too. never seen croissants, but there's plenty of other things :)

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@vikb just move to Berlin. the place I was first staying was ~100m for choc/almond croissants :)

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@bex_is do I want a 3ds? I'd just get it for Zelda

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@futurecat copy, paste, search/replace [their name] for [your name]. guaranteed formula for success!

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holy christ, PS4s are $1K on Amazon. is that the going price? or is that a glitch?

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@oh_pies sext: I screenshot your snapchats

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@samuelgoodwin whaaat the fuck? what's the deal with that?

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@oh_pies sext: I bet your placenta was delicious

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@veganchai there are many decent hot chocolates to be had. I know of two places out of the whole USA that I've enjoyed hot chocolate at..

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@veganchai it's called "living in North America"

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@textfiles it's becoming read-only, from what I read there. so, the contractual obligation is recognised

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@teacuptempest "got" is a bit inaccurate. I "kind of fell in love with and couldn't leave behind" a tortie :)

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@ElizabethN it’s a frustrating community a lot of the time, I know. and it sucks you’re being called out for trying. don’t leave us :/

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ElizabethN from Berlin, Berlin

@conradstoll not sure at all. nothing concrete. I'd imagine it's probably something irritating like using UTF-16 in a plist somewhere

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@jfpoole and I’m talking about shipping software!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jfpoole from Berlin, Berlin

a computer scientist I am not!

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@zaftigvegan AGREE. x100000000000. transparency and honesty (even if you fuck up!) is worth more than "success" and "image"

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@michaelneale it still blows my mind that LTE is easier and more reliable that the average wired connection

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"Musicians in this genre" for post-hardcore includes Skrillex. interesting.

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why is there a picture of Steve Albini on the Facebook page for post-hardcore? https://t.co/DyONwbeAMX

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@GeekAndDad perhaps they should implement JSONx ;) http://t.co/rELvzq6DZW

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@PepperHeartsU yes but. what. weird, small world. @teacuptempest used to feed my pup, and I fed her brownies in return

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@PepperHeartsU @teacuptempest what in the fuck. how do you two know each other?

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@pickledtreats today it was for easyjet! mostly it’s only ever flights. my only other was for an Apple conference

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to pickledtreats from Berlin, Berlin

@berikv aw man, I just saw my “get well soon” tweet was stuck only as a draft yesterday. get well soon :)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to berikv from Haarlemmermeer, North Holland

it’d be excellent if Passbook items showed in notification centre. with the 5s I unlock it and miss the lock screen Passbook item

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@whakkee I head back to Berlin tonight! flights were cheaper from Amsterdam than Brussels ;)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to whakkee from Amsterdam, North Holland

alright OV-fiets. it’s you, me, and a whole bunch of mad skids for the next five hours

via Tweetbot for iOS from Amsterdam, North Holland

sending directions from Mavericks to iOS7 maps is pretty awesome. you know, when Apple maps knows the locations

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@Ghentleman totes was just in Belgium hey. what’s the deal with that?

via Tweetbot for iOS from Amsterdam, North Holland

@istellochka I know! I’m sure I’ll be back soon enough :) I’m mostly here because I was in Belgium.. basically the same

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to istellochka from Amsterdam, North Holland

@istellochka there are blue skies in Amsterdam today. not jealous at all ;)

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to istellochka from Amsterdam, North Holland

@PepperHeartsU already been sold off? fine. more hot chocolate for me (and my other wives).

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@berikv lazy. he was just in Montenegro! shall I swing by ~12:30 and we’ll walk over?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to berikv from Amsterdam, North Holland

@veganinbrighton I might get another one for you. but I might drink it again.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to veganinbrighton from Amsterdam, North Holland

@veganinbrighton you..bastard. I just drank the hot chocolate I got for you though, so I suppose we’re even

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@appsterdam is there a second monitor I can borrow for an hour at hq tomorrow, possibly? need to fix a bug

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@veganinbrighton whoa, can he get me one? haven’t had a snag roll in forrrrever

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