oh, it's back up already. THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR, @testflightapp
noo, "TestFlight Down for System Maintenance"! curse you, free service!
@michaeltwofish I'm not sure how well it supports non-US services either. it's definitely grey area between amazing and creepy though
@michaeltwofish I liked it when I used it on Android. I think it's still better integrated (and offers more value) there.
@paprikapapaya eat a pile of sugar and fold your arms the 'wrong' way (right over left instead of left over right, or vice versa)
@taylorbuley do you mean older Android versions? orrr, what am I missing?
the scroll friction on the Google Search iOS app through cards feels like treacle. guess they couldn't let the Android feeling go
Google Now on iOS! the only feature I liked on Android. great
@bsneed the clear highlight of my professional life
@bsneed CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP: cl.ly/2y3F1h2E3l3p
@MeMeMaggie if you know the right people you can already afford Looue Voitton!
@KylaWinchester just a normal Sunday, eh? :)
@MeMeMaggie dang guuurl
@miscdebris @efcliz how do I get a copy of this?!
[[NSGarden alloc] init]; // hello sun!
@eksraystyle hmm yes, I see, that kind of does win. curses!
@eksraystyle I'm willing to argue for this one. it's amazing. your other news better be damn good to even compete
@Cocoanetics ps, add me to the list :)
@eksraystyle I saw a dude on a bridge earlier with a razor scooter (but not even riding). apparently they still exist!
@pinkemma I know it was, but it's a little too ironic :(
@pinkemma mine's dual 2.66, ssd, 8gb. it shouldn't take 10+ seconds.
(that serves me right for using eclipse, I know)
it does seem to crash more now though.
eclipse opens as fast today as it did 5 years ago. read: not very fast.
9pm on a Friday, submittin' to the App Store. party animal, right here
@jeff_lamarche that…could be a problem. what's your bank/credit card say?
@jeff_lamarche what's the orders page on the store say?
@micheletitolo cmd-opt-` (and shift to go reverse).. though, that swaps focus to the navigator too, not just editor
@casademora @alancfrancis @InvisiblePixels @subdigital yep and of course! can paypal ahead of time, or cash on the day
@casademora I could be persuaded, if there's room. I'm in ~11:45
@gsths can you help @mattheworbit find/suggest a nice place/area in Dublin to stay?
flights and accom booked. see you at (alt)wwdc!
@lorenb about time!
@larrylegend no idea at all. will have to start digging around to find out!
@thijsdamen yep!
@larrylegend night of tofu happening again? (spoiler: yes it is)
@thijsdamen you gonna be there?
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kcgreenn cool teen rhymes with poutine. not a coincidence.
@CainGillis no kidding. they pre-announced the ticket date so they can sell out faster than Google I/O does :P
@drfyzziks why not? :)
@SeanIxD Stay.app: cordlessdog.com/stay/
@jordanpattern you riding at all today? seems perfect for it
@alwarney reckon mine will look shamefully nothing like that. I'll have vegemite but, so..yay anzacs!
then again, there's less overall demand for WWDC than any new iDevice.. so they've probably seen worse
I wonder if Apple webops teams are sleeping at all tonight
@wilto hah. I was just complaining about that this morning too: https://t.co/9rSJcPR50K #ticktrademark
@bradlarson as a sidebar, how are you debugging the shaders? should I dev in, say, QC and port over to Xcode? any idea?
@bradlarson huh. I just got these messages. sorry for the PR - would have otherwise held off. thanks for the hard work :)
@bradlarson and if not, do you want patches for these? because GaussianBlur/Bilateral are working here..but it's mostly copy/paste
@bradlarson do you have a better plan than #if and removing lowp/highp? maybe a macro that #define lowp to noop? saves a lot of cp/paste
bradlarson GPUImage now supports the Mac: pic.twitter.com/bCGOCUaRAA
@osobinka hopefully!
@bradlarson whoa, cool! it was only last week that I was looking for exactly this :)
if you've been going to WWDC just to hear content before the videos are up, you've been doing it *very* wrong
aaaand my Twitter client doesn't count those unicode chars as part of the URL, so clicking on it fails too. the TSA are earning their keep
the "TSA Pre" URL path is "/tsa-pre✓™", including unicode chars. without the chars it 404s. good luck typing ttsa.gov/tsa-preLnH3✓™
@paprikapapaya it's off to get you a cupcake. it'll be back soon, shiny and happy :)
@mpospese well iCloud has held up so far, and it's.. oh, right.
@WestCoastyMo hash that's so awesome
@michaelhoney speak for yourself! alas, a hefty dose of theobromine is welcome almost any time
WWDC tickets..announced! June 10-14 confirmed
@_hotsauce is it good? I never really liked them at all. but evvvvveryone seems pumped about the new album :(
@flickiter ayup. that'd be ideal, but even if you don't get a result, it's still (frustrating!) progress. you'll get there :)
@flickiter hugs. no matter the result, knowing is always better than not knowing. you're doing the right thing :)
be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting NSZombies
@ratkins ICH DAS CRIKEY
@ratkins hey you'd probably know Arnold Schwarzenegger?
@secboffin @chockenberry it'll be 'present your passbook ticket to get your badge at registration', then badge for the rest of the week
@VeganCyclist it's okay, @Shawhelp is installing scanners so the government can read your email/searches/etc. relax, it'll be over soon :)
@TCHOchocolate lovely, as always :)
as predictable as Cocoa APIs tend to be, it helps to read docs sometimes #duh
@micheletitolo hah, yes! only yesterday I read through http://t.co/yjMKdtZaCq about exactly that (and other collection classes)
because @morganrosepdx fell asleep in the other room, I'm snugged up spooning a kitten
mattheworbit Cancer is still killing people. Early detection & vigilance are a must. Avoiding warning signs doesn't make them go away. Get a checkup.
@n1k0 missed you by a day!
@DarksideKnitter huh, I never realised you were there. I like Launceston lots.
@michaelneale better than ~3gb anyway. probably closer to 300mb total :)
@michaelneale though, you'll need to update CLI tools later too
@michaelneale delta updates <3
@amieteacake "teecaek"?
@jonathanpenn if you go to London you can see Babbage's brain. mind blowing in different ways :)
@micheletitolo I usually stay Kensington/Paddington area these days. close enough to everything, tons of cheap accom.
@osobinka sorry :(
@veganchai I just realised I got my liquids through security without taking them out of my bag. huh.
I love that @UnitedAirlines offer 'free bag check' for carryon baggage like it's actually a good deal, and not a delay at the destination
@egyptynlvr lols
@michaeltwofish fyi: http://t.co/mN6J4bJMXm - "broiled chicken"
@michaeltwofish come back whenever :)
@MeMeMaggie pretty much no such thing
paths (finally!) crossed with @michaeltwofish in San Francisco (of all places) for dinner. such a small world :)
@johannacherry what!
nothing unexpected to report from Moscone west :(
@MeMeMaggie weeeee!!
@MeMeMaggie a month from now?
people in San Francisco have disturbingly clean shoes
en route to raid @TCHOchocolate hq!
@mattheworbit the site isn't loading :(
@paprikapapaya I don't understand how it being 20/4 has any relation to drugs, hmm
@declandebarra "eat yer greens"
scroggin. it's a stupid word, but it's a tasty snack!
@oh_pies !!! https://t.co/d1hyT6ETdx, via @Emmelinecady
@everyonebutsix it's sometimes okay from Albert Heijn, but seems inconsistent :(
@ph1 I just stepped in, across and behind you
@ph1 cheers, I'll dive in and see what I can dig up
@spokesmen sad to hear obviously, but 100% behind anyone that chooses this. all the best :)
@veganinbrighton yes please.
@micheletitolo (which can be converted with plutil, and after that everything else I've stumbled over is human readable)
@micheletitolo which .xcodeproj file(s) were you having trouble with being binary? bored this morning, *.xcuserstate is binary plist..?
dear brain, before sleep when I said I'd see you at 5am? yeah, that was a joke. I know I'm bad at jokes, but you're bad at sleep. love, josh
@slobirdrop can I get Le Boot Soup in sf anywhere? I'll have some hours to kill tomorrow I think
@Sideshowkelly slice me a piece
I've somehow managed to defy jetlag and stay up until the ungodly hour of 10:30pm. I'll probably be awake by 5am though..see you then!
@slobirdrop the bowl, jerry!!
scroll views that don't have elastic bounce feel terrible
@slobirdrop boot soup! they come from near and far to snuff its odour
welp, my vegan-dar is working well! I sat down with breakfast this morning, 'where did you get that?' 'it's for vegans' 'I'm vegan!'
@slobirdrop bootsparagus!
@slobirdrop a bunch of asparagus is called a 'boot' in french
huh. apparently I had asparagus today.
@CookSuck honestly I was expecting arsecrack
@ph1 in case I forget by tomorrow, can Frank (or other?) tie into Instruments at all? i.e. 'frame rate must be > 45fps'
@micheletitolo tomorrow night? go home, everything will be over!
@jeff_lamarche my flight from pdx is delayed 2h on united :( hopefully it's not cancelled at the last minute
hey! it's @cocoaconf day! jetlag be damned, see you in San Jose! /cc @ccmug pic.twitter.com/YRj5JgWvwz
@michaeltwofish jetlag? or overstimulated? my jetlag sucks, so I did washing instead
@mattheworbit that takes time.. but I've found that being a respectful, curious tourist works just fine :)
@mattheworbit the Internet is your best resource these days for travel :) even just for finding less touristy/more awesome things to do
@mattheworbit you'll be fine. most places, someone will know a *little* English and gestures are great. happycow for vegan options
@everyonebutsix hands down my favourite thing about the country. however finding fresh orange juice is unusually difficult
@futurecat however, we never need to mention NZ *cough*
@futurecat I'll let you do that when I can lump France, Greece and Croatia on the same level :P
@futurecat I like that Europe is all the same in comparisons. and Canada/Australia(/everywhere else) never exists
@michaeltwofish I'm 415-583-5318. I'm in Portland at the moment though. no worries either way :)
@michaeltwofish nuts! I have a conference in San Jose tomorrow until Saturday - could pop up if you have time?
@michaeltwofish wait you're in SF? until when?
@NaomiAKlein @nestle @searchingfortao have been boycotting them for years.
@flickiter EXHIBIT A. AT 4:SOMETHING AM pic.twitter.com/ef1oWZyzb2
apparently jetlag is a real thing
@VeganCyclist perfect
@flickiter I'll have one of them please
@VeganCyclist and blue skies, whaaat?!
@flickiter "no orange juice? okay, just water thanks"
@bsneed such a playa hata
sup noob jersey! five hour layover, go!
@bsneed make it like 5 hours later pls
@samuelgoodwin haha yeah. awkward when you're trying to check in and slurping blood. airports are the last place you want to seem suspicious
@samuelgoodwin terrrrrible!
@for_esme 97232
@VeganCyclist well I'm flying to the US, so it might not be the worst part of my day..
@for_esme if there's free US shipping and you can find a cheaper intl method, I can proxy
so I've only managed to punch myself in the face and make my lip bleed once today
@WestCoastyMo I just got here 10 minutes ago! already into a hot chocolate :)
@WestCoastyMo haha yes I would love to! we will see!
@WestCoastyMo I hope it turns into an awesome summer!
@WestCoastyMo oh wow. I met a guy yesterday that lived in Edmonton a whole, told him about your weather situation..
@getsconed wait no what :( I heard it was nice there. I get back this week :( c'mon sunshine
full room Nation States singalongs, as good as ever. awesome night.
@_hotsauce yeah thought about it. seen it on Skype before if that counts?
@Brightbluegirl @thegoodandrew you guys just like it because they're Canadian :P
@pickledtreats just in time for me to leave :( at least the weather in the US seems good for now too
@whakkee not just here, I did some travels around too. the time flew by :(
@WestCoastyMo it's the first blue sky day in weeks! it was about 6 degrees until three days ago. today was 21!
@WestCoastyMo haha interesting! I'm happy to not be dealing with snow hey
@whakkee back to the US. my return flight :( it's been an excellent month
@samuelgoodwin it's a small enough world. I'll wander past these meadows again some day no doubt
pretty fucking stoked. my last night in Netherlands is a Propagandhi and Shai Hulud show
I barely leave the house for two days on a (self imposed) code push, and the weather improves by 10 degrees? great! hello Sunday!
why isn't there an app to weigh bags yet? this would make airline checkin way less stressful
@gsths jesus christ, I just saw the time.
@gsths I KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU APPRECIATE THOSE SONGS! without them you'd probably still be up :P
@teacuptempest if it counts for anything, "radical" folk are often arseholes (at least in my experience)
maybe using Safari will work
so I logged into the provisioning portal for the first time, and I found my first issue. dammit Apple.
@gilfer it's be good. so good. nomesayin?
in Firefox 21, I can rotate images with the trackpad. is this new in 21? can anyone else? this just came in suuuuper handy by accident
"MapsGL crashed recently and we have reverted you to Classic." #thanksobama
faiyahhhh bressssss! #nicetrain
current status: chucking mad skids on Dutch hire bikes
@rblimey if there are turds around me, you can bet they're sliding down my gullet smoooooth
@flickiter I never had an issue, I think. I wasn't on it for long but, so either way I might have just been lucky
@subvolume I can draw butts
@ratkins I've been getting weird endorsements of late. things I haven't touched in years.
@_hotsauce THAT IS THE POINT
reason no.65227 having a mbp is better than an iMac: logistics of a visit to the Genius Bar
@bmf cool, be up..eventually
@bmf are you in? I'm just at Apple now, will head to a cafe if you're not around
@whakkee heh, funny that. I think it'd be SO MUCH harder watching on helpless as a loved one fights cancer. that'd break my heart
@whakkee every day I wake up, I'm thankful :)
@whakkee oh yeah, I'm fine. lymphoma a bit over a decade ago. the saliva glands were a casualty of radiotherapy
@whakkee I'm waiting for the day we can grow new saliva glands on the backs of rats :P
@rblimey oh yeah. I guess it's more post-cancer problems than cancer problems
@szsz it would :P but that's not convenient when I'm on a train with falafel in hand :P
@WestCoastyMo grumble!!
@oh_pies conetato!