The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

December 2015

@skoop it’s weirdly nice and familiar to be back :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to skoop from Buiten Wittevrouwen, Utrecht

@chriseidhof made it from Groningen to Utrecht without accidentally leaving the country even once! :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to chriseidhof from Buiten Wittevrouwen, Utrecht

road trip, day one: hello Netherlands! SIM card acquired, things are looking a-okay

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Groningen, The Netherlands

@silpeen josh at notjosh then a dot and a com, etc. merry eczema!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to silpeen from Groningen, The Netherlands

@ashfurrow can you hook up to desktop Safari’s debug inspector thingo?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@irldexter hah, on my desktop :) went to upload to Vimeo, exceeded size limits, gave up

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@sylmobile Safari works. hold the refresh button and you’ll get a pop up :)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to sylmobile from Berlin, Germany

@annemette at least Yoda’s sentence structure will make sense

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to annemette from Berlin, Germany

@BoneSalt hey! I’m coming along with some friends - can your veggie burger be made vegan? :)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ashfurrow I’m concerned you don’t have Prime

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ashfurrow from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@suggestionox hello friends! do you have an API perchance? and/or a(n easy) way to export suggestions for others to view?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@gilfer maybe indeed! you got iMessage going? that or email address? I’ll start a thread and suss details

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to gilfer from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@gilfer holy rad. fancy a session with myself and Mr Bag?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to gilfer from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@leeeham my music player is currently paused on Enya, so I guess I took a wrong turn somewhere

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@messycook @efcliz @mattheworbit first weekend of February is out for me, but I think I’m free otherwise

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to messycook from Euerbach, Bayern

@messycook @efcliz @mattheworbit fucking yes. I’m even back at the point where shoes basically need duct taping when it rains

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to messycook from Niederwerrn, Bayern

@Politepix @ekurutepe north? you’re probably thinking of Copenhagen. of course CCs work in shops there ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Politepix from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@ekurutepe I’m lucky to find places that will accept anything other than cash in Berlin. it’s stupid. even bars, where bills run €100+

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to ekurutepe from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@earthxsucks tru. you’d probably be doing terrorist stuff behind there if no one could see

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to earthxsucks from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@Ghentleman @GeekAndDad it was about JavaScript as a cross-platform language for logic on mobile platforms :f

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Ghentleman from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@COMETHRUGIRL @clue okie doke! I’m josh at helloclue dot com :)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@COMETHRUGIRL @clue aw. if you feel like exploring options, would love to have a chat though :) maybe for the future?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@COMETHRUGIRL fancy something in Berlin? @clue could do with you :)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@silpeen it’s, whatever, the size of Victoria

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to silpeen from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@silpeen oh yeah, cool. where in Belgium? whatever the case, josh at my twitter username dot com email address

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to silpeen from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@silpeen you pluralised the last “failure” but, dear friend, there’s only one of you

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to silpeen from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@silpeen you’re putting the nihilism in denialism okay that doesn’t work in text sorry

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to silpeen from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@silpeen aw, you’ve found your cult. cute!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to silpeen from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@GeekAndDad ahh, no. they sometimes/usually do, but there were big A/V issues at the venue

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to GeekAndDad from Kreuzberg, Berlin

I want to make a cat DNA testing company called 23andmeow

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@guardian you just sent me a push notification about a Star Wars review. that’s…not what they’re for

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@paprikapapaya butts. I feel the former, and kind of lashed out with it to someone/s I really shouldn’t have. ahh. last week was fun.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@number26 hey! I emailed support about suspicious/fraudulent activities on my account this morning. any idea when I’d expect a response?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

good start to the week: unusual credit card transaction, I disable the card online, now a string of “someone tried to use the card” \o/

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@leeeham lols yes. I even had some Bonsoy delivered to me all the way from Australia just recently \o/

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@leeeham not this year :[ gonna suffer through Winterâ„¢

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@leeeham downloaded that a couple of days ago. can’t wait to listen, heaps pumped

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@workingkills wAIT WHAT it’s Disney? this is not what I expected, hahah

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to workingkills from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@workingkills huh turns out I had 3 eps of Gravity Falls downloaded already :) I’ll queue it up

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@jfpoole that makes me weirdly…itchy. adorable terrors.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to jfpoole from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@justMaku DOESN’T LOOK MUCH LIKE BERLIN

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@orta reminds me of something @brentriddell was working on for expense tracking. (was that ever released?)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

I’m too old to be just finishing Ocarina of Time for the first time. Ganon is a dickhead.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@paprikapapaya @trevorkcarter whatever I just made a shitload of mashed taters. bangers and mash, even. (except currywurst bangers)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

@Gernot ha, I saw that an hour ago. was surprised to see @colincornaby as the author :) *waves*

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Gernot from Kreuzberg, Berlin

there’s no “I” in “team buldng”

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@averrer I find cold scary, hehe. I’m solar powered.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to averrer from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@brentriddell you’re not doing that in your spare time?

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to brentriddell from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@LisaKennelly @SlackHQ @clue “you can relive it by getting on Snapchat”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to LisaKennelly from Kreuzberg, Berlin