The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

February 2020

@jordanpattern the women's final is on now! elimination race, super fun to watch. didn't realise they ran it so late!

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Last (Wo)man Standing live now! fixed gear racing + go kart track = rad race https://t.co/25D3iHVTdJ

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@ZazzyV lmk when hilary duff announces a tour 😴

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they should have made 8 Matrix movies just so they could have one called M8rix imo

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it’s been four years to the day since Mum died but in good news it’s only the first anniversary. (grief is still a… https://t.co/sbJjNbzQDt

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@dotarray try doing Du Hast to the style/tune of Baby Shark next, v.satisfying

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fuck yeah, Germany: German court repeals ban on assisted suicide services, “unconstitutional” https://t.co/66gNyF1YCP

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@match hi! I've reached out to support but haven't heard back, so trying here. someone has used my email address to… https://t.co/9rBmB9gAWW

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someone is using a throwaway (for them) email address (not josh at gmail) to sign up to all these dating sites and… https://t.co/4M6FHrD06G

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@BrittA2211 you had me with “$150 gigs should be a crime”

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@nzJayZee hahah, fucked you have to deal with arseholes, but t&e never stop giving <3

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RT @lifewinning: wondering if I can use this @ITP_NYU fellowship I'm currently doing to finally run the 24-hour The Fast and the Furious Fi…

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@DunjaLazic and lastly: how do u feel about horses

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@ericaavey (not to mention our emerging overall misunderstanding of brains and pain)

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@ericaavey yeah it’s extremely fucked when they prescribe like 40 pills at a time. prescribe me literally 2!! such… https://t.co/elBu1teH9Z

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@ericaavey I remember seeing a talk last year that was saying "one of the most altruistic acts open to us it [sendi… https://t.co/snYGmOz2P4

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fuck yeah, Portugal. a vote for legalising euthanasia passed! https://t.co/3A63e2qthM

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@ratqueencartel I thouuuught you were on airBaltic from that photo before

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@earthxsucks tbf every brand is pretty different, none of it is apples to apples to compare ey

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@janklausa didn’t know you used US English layouts???

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@janklausa I got a cat against my leg rn and it’s soft and furry and nice

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@Emmelinecady I think it’s actually longer since that wouldn’t have been the like…first interaction

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@itsadanoteyda it's ok because I'll be hanging with @bookymargoof for that whole time, so, a worthy compromise! :)

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@debedee fucks sake, how will I ever eat New Foods ever again

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@debedee what places are people talkin' about these days tho? it's so easy for me to get stuck in my habits :<

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@itsadanoteyda gonna not see my cat for a week from tomorrow :(

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@debedee it's definitely a lie, there's no vegan place here

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@DunjaLazic when u look up shashavaglava in the dictionary there's a picture of u with an onion

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@janklausa like, you asked what it was, it's a podcast!! it's the podcast version of Boring Conference tho, so

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@andrewn I don't mind re/er suffix, but dropping u in colour always fucks me up

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@HanneyChris imo mustard would clear out the sinuses pretty effectively

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@HanneyChris I made it to 1:45am before waking up sneezing/itching, absolutely marvellous

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@HanneyChris allergies fucked me up like never before last year. this year is already starting hard. you found anything that helps? :/

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there's something deeply ironic about this article about hurricane Sabine recommending me this pic.twitter.com/njlZJzqitc

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@endocrimes I saw flowers emerging on a forest walk this morning :f

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@ZazzyV HONESTLY! I should be extremely dead by now wtf

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@leafwork where do you get your protein?

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@janklausa @charlesv like, I bet he can guess what you had for lunch yesterday. maybe that's what you're asking, who knows

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@oh_pies do u know if they're allowed to say "soy lait" or is it France Forbidden

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@ratkins @dimsimkitty I guess I'm not _fully_ eschewing doof: I'm going to Strom on the weekend, and stoked on how… https://t.co/Qvv7iEBHHx

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the lil post-MRI sneak peak the radiologist gives you of "we can't see any sign of a tumour" and the subsequent lit… https://t.co/15bNq5e4Al

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@steipete @mpospese @daveverwer did Unlock with Apple Watch change in Catalina? it's been around a while

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@dimsimkitty sort of?? like full doof I’ll eschew all day long

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I woke up from a dream last night where an experimental electronic band kept repeating the words "are you a doof eschewer?"

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@glennersboofy + shouting at (for now) ambiguous compiler errors

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holy shit, this is such a good story about cancer, and the Real Human Life that goes along with it aje.io/v4k93

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@ratkins @nicklockwood I've disabled the actual preview part because of that, I _think_ that prevents it from pinging the server

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@danielagquinn I think it's always depended more on the product/feature/team/company than the country for me tbh

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@pjf @AusElectoralCom that used to not be the case! I'm glad they changed it, cos we lost a lot of votes to not being exactly perfect :<

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happy World Cancer Day! may your cells divide responsibly, and then later die as directed

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what on earth, people are finishing OoT in under 10 mins now? that's wild https://t.co/HnjOkSDpAq

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I'm 80% sure the @replyall ~helpwiththecure~ email thing is tied to the other caller about collecting phone numbers… https://t.co/lgk8urPggU

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@janklausa @charlesv probably the vegan option, fools

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@janklausa @charlesv somehow egg on pizza is “The Aussie” because who the fuck knows why https://t.co/Ar2CWFlUz8

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@Emmelinecady it’s easy, just play the soundtrack forever and be like “damn, bangerz”

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I can have little a sleep, as a nap

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@ns_online hi! I live in Germany, and have an NS card. I *think* I've added OV-fiets before, but can't remember for… https://t.co/aSInGvzqck

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@ratqueencartel if only we were all so lucky, silkworm

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