@jordanpattern the women's final is on now! elimination race, super fun to watch. didn't realise they ran it so late!
Last (Wo)man Standing live now! fixed gear racing + go kart track = rad race https://t.co/25D3iHVTdJ
@HanneyChris nah m8 it's not rick's
@ZazzyV lmk when hilary duff announces a tour 😴
they should have made 8 Matrix movies just so they could have one called M8rix imo
it’s been four years to the day since Mum died but in good news it’s only the first anniversary. (grief is still a… https://t.co/sbJjNbzQDt
@dotarray try doing Du Hast to the style/tune of Baby Shark next, v.satisfying
@endocrimes Porto has vegan pastéis de nata!! :D
fuck yeah, Germany: German court repeals ban on assisted suicide services, “unconstitutional†https://t.co/66gNyF1YCP
@match hi! I've reached out to support but haven't heard back, so trying here. someone has used my email address to… https://t.co/9rBmB9gAWW
someone is using a throwaway (for them) email address (not josh at gmail) to sign up to all these dating sites and… https://t.co/4M6FHrD06G
@BrittA2211 you had me with “$150 gigs should be a crimeâ€
@nzJayZee hahah, fucked you have to deal with arseholes, but t&e never stop giving <3
RT @lifewinning: wondering if I can use this @ITP_NYU fellowship I'm currently doing to finally run the 24-hour The Fast and the Furious Fi…
@DunjaLazic The Good Horse
@DunjaLazic and lastly: how do u feel about horses
@DunjaLazic do u like to party
@DunjaLazic do u like viruses y/n
@ericaavey (not to mention our emerging overall misunderstanding of brains and pain)
@ericaavey yeah it’s extremely fucked when they prescribe like 40 pills at a time. prescribe me literally 2!! such… https://t.co/elBu1teH9Z
@ericaavey I remember seeing a talk last year that was saying "one of the most altruistic acts open to us it [sendi… https://t.co/snYGmOz2P4
fuck yeah, Portugal. a vote for legalising euthanasia passed! https://t.co/3A63e2qthM
@ratqueencartel I thouuuught you were on airBaltic from that photo before
@paprikapapaya MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER
@janklausa bit ironic
@janklausa Alanis Morissette would be fuming
@earthxsucks honestly same
@earthxsucks steam me up some core for me latte, bloke
@earthxsucks tbf every brand is pretty different, none of it is apples to apples to compare ey
@janklausa kinda yeah
@janklausa didn’t know you used US English layouts???
@janklausa I got a cat against my leg rn and it’s soft and furry and nice
@Emmelinecady I think it’s actually longer since that wouldn’t have been the like…first interaction
@bookymargoof @itsadanoteyda we are all cats down here
@RandiBop @EthicalVegnLife @debedee oh hell yeah spreadsheet
@itsadanoteyda it's ok because I'll be hanging with @bookymargoof for that whole time, so, a worthy compromise! :)
@debedee fucks sake, how will I ever eat New Foods ever again
@debedee what places are people talkin' about these days tho? it's so easy for me to get stuck in my habits :<
@itsadanoteyda gonna not see my cat for a week from tomorrow :(
@debedee it's definitely a lie, there's no vegan place here
@itsadanoteyda cat
@DunjaLazic @KTamas brown onions 🧅
@DunjaLazic when u look up shashavaglava in the dictionary there's a picture of u with an onion
@KTamas YEP
@janklausa like, you asked what it was, it's a podcast!! it's the podcast version of Boring Conference tho, so
@andrewn I don't mind re/er suffix, but dropping u in colour always fucks me up
@HanneyChris imo mustard would clear out the sinuses pretty effectively
@andrewn this always tickled me: https://t.co/Bo7kF13iEV
@HanneyChris good for being tired today!!!!!! hahahah
@HanneyChris I made it to 1:45am before waking up sneezing/itching, absolutely marvellous
!! hello there, I’ve missed yopic.twitter.com/lxL5eop9VTVT
@HanneyChris and whine yes
@HanneyChris allergies fucked me up like never before last year. this year is already starting hard. you found anything that helps? :/
there's something deeply ironic about this article about hurricane Sabine recommending me this pic.twitter.com/njlZJzqitc
@endocrimes I saw flowers emerging on a forest walk this morning :f
@ZazzyV HONESTLY! I should be extremely dead by now wtf
@leafwork tempeh is the best!
@leafwork where do you get your protein?
@earthxsucks I reckon
@janklausa @charlesv like, I bet he can guess what you had for lunch yesterday. maybe that's what you're asking, who knows
@oh_pies mmmm forbidden milk
@oh_pies do u know if they're allowed to say "soy lait" or is it France Forbidden
@oh_pies so much lait!!
@ratkins @dimsimkitty I guess I'm not _fully_ eschewing doof: I'm going to Strom on the weekend, and stoked on how… https://t.co/Qvv7iEBHHx
(bodies!!! why!)
the lil post-MRI sneak peak the radiologist gives you of "we can't see any sign of a tumour" and the subsequent lit… https://t.co/15bNq5e4Al
@DunjaLazic @iamjamesward fuckinnnnnn same
@steipete @mpospese @daveverwer did Unlock with Apple Watch change in Catalina? it's been around a while
@dimsimkitty sort of?? like full doof I’ll eschew all day long
I woke up from a dream last night where an experimental electronic band kept repeating the words "are you a doof eschewer?"
@janklausa hey, same
@glennersboofy + shouting at (for now) ambiguous compiler errors
holy shit, this is such a good story about cancer, and the Real Human Life that goes along with it aje.io/v4k93
@ratkins @nicklockwood before/after for me pic.twitter.com/y8gbxoeOp2
@ratkins @nicklockwood I've disabled the actual preview part because of that, I _think_ that prevents it from pinging the server
@danielagquinn I think it's always depended more on the product/feature/team/company than the country for me tbh
@pjf @AusElectoralCom that used to not be the case! I'm glad they changed it, cos we lost a lot of votes to not being exactly perfect :<
happy World Cancer Day! may your cells divide responsibly, and then later die as directed
@joaopinheiro @ratkins THANK YOU
what on earth, people are finishing OoT in under 10 mins now? that's wild https://t.co/HnjOkSDpAq
I'm 80% sure the @replyall ~helpwiththecure~ email thing is tied to the other caller about collecting phone numbers… https://t.co/lgk8urPggU
@janklausa @charlesv somehow egg on pizza is “The Aussie†because who the fuck knows why https://t.co/Ar2CWFlUz8
@schwa I bless the rains
@Emmelinecady it’s easy, just play the soundtrack forever and be like “damn, bangerzâ€
I can have little a sleep, as a nap
@Emmelinecady nominative determinism @ today
@ns_online hi! I live in Germany, and have an NS card. I *think* I've added OV-fiets before, but can't remember for… https://t.co/aSInGvzqck
@ratqueencartel if only we were all so lucky, silkworm