it’s “ohh it’s april first” time of year again
@LizHcks downside, yes, but also the only thing available to me at all. no moderna appointments available, and can’… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@pm_revere i hope GST means “Go and buy Something for yourself you deserve iT”
@bjoern2000 @ekurutepe o..kay? thanks?
@ekurutepe heh, I’ll believe it when it’s in my arm… and then return to my lockdown cave for the rest of the year or so
@GeekAndDad yeah, it’ll be painful here yet for many months. I’m ahead of a _lot_ of the queue.
@irldexter oh it’s still a relative shitshow here, but I’ll take the wins while I can
@GeekAndDad moderna is completely booked out. AZ is available inside of a week, but… dw.com/en/germany-res…
@charlesv @deutschbitte it’s possible it’s like, “70% of vaccines on the shelf (because people aren’t taking it) are AZ”? I’d believe that
@charlesv @deutschbitte where’d you see that? impfdashboard looks like AZ is the smallest so far
@whakkee yeah. not that it changes much on any practical level, just reduces a bit of anxiety
@charlesv yeah, I’m hopeful but I’ll believe it when I see any sign of it
oof, it’s a ~2 month wait for an appointment for biontech vaccine in Berlin :<
@lisalaposte hi! I have a package to Germany that can’t be delivered, saying to contact customer service to provide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte I’ll believe it when I see it, but fingers very crossed
@endocrimes idk about queer specifically but I’ve had folks help me at vpmk.de that were non-white… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte hoping that’s not what you have an appointment for :[ how frustrating
installing a beta OS gets me internet points now, which seems like the wrong kind of incentive pic.twitter.com/bCNZbNfEJT
@David3141593 ah cool, most of the cheap ones I’ve ever touched support escpos. typically they have two graphics mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@David3141593 what’s the printer? I’ve reversed a few in my days, most basically just use esc/pos at some point
@deutschbitte all because they don’t want to be the ~bad guys~ and actually close the fucking things, so they’ll ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte I’ve been kinda curious how they know it’s a _current_ test result, or even _your_ test result, if it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@Beryllium9 have you considered…a sixth streaming video subscription? perhaps you can be tempted by…a sixth streaming video subscription!
@justMaku ping @HanneyChris, probably has a lost to copy/paste by now?
neat, free tattoo removal if you’re in Sweden, and had radiotherapy: waroncancer.com/news/tiny-tatt…
a site I’d been pulling json data from removed the sourcemaps, so now I’m left with a JavaScript AST parser to walk… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ZazzyV still can’t here, minus a very few exceptions. couldn’t get used to at first, but really grown to appreciat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ZazzyV I’ve been in Germany long enough now that I’m shocked there aren’t laws protecting people against having to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ZazzyV on a SUNDAY? don’t these folks have a church to attend?????
@nzJayZee oh, lol, compilers are so needy
@nzJayZee what’s the warning there?
@nzJayZee you’re doomed, in extremely too deep, oh no
@nzJayZee is that an xcode
julian0liver Great if folk were as interested in the impact the bunker-fuel-burning shipping industry has on the future of the p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@genmon how do you want to comm on this? just sent a PR with some reasonable groundwork in place, but we should pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@genmon classes? imports? comments? a nice README? it’s not so bad! I’ll probably start with just getting it runnin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@genmon haha, sure. I’m “notjosh” on GitHub also. and hey, absolutely no shame, you’ve shipped something cool! some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte yeah, I need to see my doctor anyway. was waiting for next month intentionally though, as I need refe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte it absolutely does! but I wasn’t treated in Germany, so there’s no formal record of it here beyond wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte if it’s based on the codes, probably not? maybe? but if it’s based on words, then yeah sure. (basical… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte ? this probably raises more questions than answers in my situation. I guess I’m making a doctor booking to find out!
@genmon I’ll do you a deal: you make your site redirect to ssl by default, I’ll spend some time on a package?
the_female_lead New Zealand just approved a new measure allowing for paid leave after miscarriage. The legislation is believed to b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins yup, I rarely watch the current year sessions, unless it’s something I’m actually interested in. such a we… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins in the scheme of routinely pulling 200mb app bundles, another 10mb of frameworks (vs waiting 2 years to us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@songcarver @irldexter yeah, depending the context you could get away with it. but it’s not acceptable at all in Ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@songcarver I had an “oh of _course_ it is” moment when it was pointed out to me that Esky is short of Eskimo, whic… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins just wish there was things like SwiftUI available open source, or at least backported. one thing Android d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins not sure what’s chicken or egg, but it certainly feels like a strong correlation between Swift/iOS 7/etc a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins basically my take on, well, so much of iOS since Swift was introduced
@pm_revere I think I still have my old SIN card around somewhere if u want to try a new identity in 2021
@JoshuaGladwin @christopherward the empty promises and backflipping must continue until the election, it’s a law I’m pretty sure
@beccadottex I’m sure you mean this as a joke, but! I’ve learned so many rad things from your tweets!! you are good!!
@strawberryrock @debedee @rac_hell37 (I really miss the key lime fritters that Doe had as a special a couple of years back. peak donut.)
@strawberryrock @debedee @rac_hell37 the donut shop here stopped making my favourite flavour without any kind of an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@strawberryrock @debedee @rac_hell37 ohhhh that explains a lot. it was someone discussing this video… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@strawberryrock I learned today that vegan Krispy Kremes are a thing??? is that true?
@twinfold to be fair to the lad, he said it was beautiful to watch in this interview: rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…
sometimes I think I have a reasonable grasp on basic principles of physics, then someone with a skateboard shows up twitter.com/ISAMUism_sk8_f…
@deutschbitte oh! you make a good point. ??????????????????
@deutschbitte it’s a thing that people are doing??????? people I know, even, not just names on the internet. of cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
stOP flying internationally???? please??? jesus christ?????? flying to get a vaccine is still flying???????????
“”””strict””” takes on some extremely weak meaning when applied to headlines about lockdowns, sigh sigh
what ever happened to b*witched after c’est la vie anyway?
I’m in the “go through all the steps - 5, 6, 7, 8 covers on youtube” stage of pandemic lockdown
I guess we’re back to soup weather for a bit. pros: soup, cons: weather
@christopherward yeah, that’s what I mean by mutual though - I expect them to “””waste”” their time on me. tho tbh… https://t.co/oKC1F8Bb0f
@christopherward eh yeah, I get that it’s not a thing for everyone. but as a candidate, I appreciate getting to see… https://t.co/jkRKNHzDeA
@christopherward I’m actually okay with a trial day, as long as it’s a mutual thing. I’m not doing any (unpaid) cod… https://t.co/7uuJlI3MnN
@christopherward there are interview processes I straight up refuse to do these days. imo it’s a huge red flag that… https://t.co/auNckj4PyE
@nzJayZee @sylmobile my biggest argument against chocolate chips is that sometimes you eat the fruit ones by accide… https://t.co/EG51PE4TuO
@panthaduprince congrats! which site should I buy from that gives you/artists the best cut?
@christian_beer @ratkins haaa *slow clap*
@christopherward huge piece of shit energy
@CommBank awesome, thanks! have a rad weekend!
berikv AI exposes corporation which created it: Twitter algorithm decided that this reply was such a *good burn* that it d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@CommBank trying to update an address in Netbank to a foreign address gives the “call 132221”, but then none of the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@bex_is do you mean mc pony
@freenerd I still haven’t gotten over losing this one pic.twitter.com/oWT6DzSBaD
@HanneyChris if there’s one thing I love more than serenity, it’s a two stroke engine on full throttle
@DLX *slaps roof of DTK* this bad boy can fit so many motherboards in it
@christopherward got a freezer full (almost literally) of vegan pies at the moment :>
update: got both donuts and damp
@LizHcks if only I had the moves!
@bookymargoof high time for multiple pie time
@bookymargoof besides if it’s pie you want, I know a guy
@bookymargoof if only I knew someone motivated enough to get them for me???
@deutschbitte you make a compelling argument
point: there are donuts out there
counterpoint: there’s rain out there
step one of migrating away from @cloudapp: an exporter to dump everything that’s been uploaded, via latest API. fwi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@nzJayZee “energy is mass multiplied by the speed of light squared… that’s a pretty big number” — Nana Sheep
@nzJayZee big twang energy
a successful Friday aka 11 pies in the freezer
happy new @closerisaband day!
@missthestars timezonesssss I want it now
still saying “that’s right! the square hole!” almost daily. this will hopefully never leave me
@ratkins can’t come as a shock that the one and only bargearse is… youtube.com/watch?v=57CZsO…
@michaelhoney sort of kind of along the same lines, the Dutch just released a lil cargo container for mail delivery… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@janklausa honestly
my takeaway from today is that you can “take COVID seriously” but still be reckless and irresponsible. reminds me o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@IsaChandra wait isn’t Penne & Cheese the magician duo in Las Vegas
@genmon handshakes bad yes, but counterpoint: hugs are so good
“I take COVID very seriously” — every person who doesn’t take COVID very seriously
@itsadanoteyda I asked my boss to wfh after it was officially declared, and _still_ felt like I was overreacting, lols
@itsadanoteyda I’m going on this: “The World Health Organization (WHO) on March 11, 2020, has declared the novel co… https://t.co/l0GgHmuaL7
@bex_is this person’s channel is extensive, could be a screensaver imo youtu.be/ZXdf108lYcM
@GeekAndDad whereas, especially in the later years, objc continued to improve. auto-synthesise, ARC, dot-notation,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@GeekAndDad the language is getting more complicated (/academic), the compiler errors are often very abstract, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@earthxsucks I rection
@GeekAndDad it’s great in theory, but is it for the better in reality? feels to me like Apple’s features go in unqu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@earthxsucks I reckon
the youchoob algorithm got me, so now I’m watching endless videos of people driving barges and tugboats
today’s the day! happy pandemiversary!
@Gary_BBGames hahah, that rules
@Gary_BBGames if only DDR could reward you for doing the lil lasso gesture when you spin around
fuckin earworm. it’s time to begin, now count it in, 5, 6, 7, 8
@ratkins are you ever kept awake at night knowing TISM once actually owned wanker dot com and let it go? because I am, often
@ratkins ¡hola supermercado!
@ellamorton and p.sure the formal version of sandwich is sambo. I’d even let sammich slide
@beccadottex for many many many reasons this would be such an improvement absolutely yes
@beccadottex I don’t think I can read the “big” in big data as anything other than when you’re cat does a oh bIG stretch. an improvement imo
@berlinerinin oh hell yeah i today is Skipping Saturday, didn’t you get the memo?
@irldexter I’ve never had hayfever anywhere near as badly as I get it in Berlin!
@bl00dymarie @DieMaus omg, that rules
not a huge fan of this worst of both worlds where there’s enough pollen that I’m living on antihistamines, but so c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@endocrimes big same, until I remember having a larger case means larger fans & radiator. so much quieter
@bex_is hummus and falafel come close tho imo
@_writehanded_ and humble, yes
@_writehanded_ yea because I'm so cool and popular
@_writehanded_ get fucked 900, overachiever pic.twitter.com/Yexh0GpJm3
@pedropbuendia oof, yeah, I remember the hardest part of bringing it into Taxfix was actually getting the React fol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
how good is solid food
@christopherward truuuuue
@Gary_BBGames certainly! kinda wild
my takeaway is less about the (lol) microdosing, but how wild are brains? “the placebo effect” is often dismissed a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@earthxsucks I reckon
@ratkins nuts. the toothpaste I get is like €6/per. lasts a while, I guess, but oof.
@ratkins ¡muy bueno!
for example: airdrop (heic) photo from phone to computer, put (heic) file into Keynote presentation, then this: pic.twitter.com/26wXvDToxy
grmbl. I’m sure HEIC is a Good™ image format, but it’s simultaneously never been a Good Solution™ whenever I’ve needed to use the files
@deutschbitte I missed out on it this time around? kind of insulted to be shunned. what did(n’t) I do?!
I wish there was a leap second every year, so February 29th could exist annually, even if only for a moment
RT @mrackwitz: Hey Berlin folks, last week I meet @AlirzaEram at #iOSDevHappyHour?, who is a passionate iOS developer in Iran, wants to com…
@debedee “I want co-codamol”
“we have co-codamol at home”
co-codamol at home: pic.twitter.com/rivCyxmJfb
@sidramatik fuckin rules