The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2022

@coveloper GitHub found the better way: just stop collecting the data

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to coveloper from Neukölln, Berlin

@ZuckerBaby idk, I could 100000% see it going wild on TikTok tbh

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@ZuckerBaby my eyes got as far as “chalk her arsehole” before I paused to consider what that was. like how climbers… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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@ekurutepe yeah I get it (and agree!). mostly I’m in a general “mobile dev tooling kinda sucks” phase. technically… https://t.co/s242M3x93P

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@ekurutepe but the refactoring tooling!! etc etc

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@steveriggins they were very persuasive - they made a great point

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also probably broke a couple of land speed records along the way pic.twitter.com/WSwjw8HHNf

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notjosh from Berlin, Germany

had a friendly little stowaway on my ride today pic.twitter.com/G2HKwxXehx

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@tealandpurple I saw it actually sailing the other day. so graceful, so beautiful. life changing.

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@ratkins @iwasleeg “at least I didn’t call you seppo” (even though it’s equally ambiguously endearing)

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@tealandpurple like a barley bag? I’ve seen spelt pillows also

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@charlesv I saw a urologist here once that literally referred to them as “balls” in English. worth the price of adm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to charlesv from Baumschulenweg, Berlin

oh, nice. the fancy maps still work on Intel on Ventura, with the right encouragement pic.twitter.com/79Jz6hwBvw

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Berlin, Germany

@MaliceDaFirenze more games should have Guurtje tbh, what a good word

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@RachaelHasIdeas I had crumpets for breakfast, so I’d say we’re about even. maybe.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to RachaelHasIdeas from Berlin, Germany

I just installed Ventura DP1 on my hackintosh, which remains a It Just Works™ experience. the OpenCore team are incredible

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@ratkins @bookymargoof the b52’s are gonna have to re-record their song to match this

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@leeeham never heard this one, that’s unreal

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RT @andrewn: ? I have some freelance availability starting now for the next few months. For the last 14 years I've been building from proto…

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@collindonnell lol, the “killer app” and primary market for iPads that I’ve seen is at cafes as a POS terminal :(

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