The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2015

@irldexter Austin -> Portland -> SF -> Berlin

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@conradstoll yeah! 'til Monday. it's very..America ;)

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@dimsimkitty I'm super close to Bananarchy (haven't been there, but it's the closest on a map!)

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@dimsimkitty ah, had no idea there were 7 dayers! I've only seen the $2.50/day deals

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@dimsimkitty are you just bussing around? how's that working?

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@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton and my sense of scale is so off. you look nearby on the map, but it's 3km away!

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@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton heh I still have no idea where anything is really

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@dimsimkitty @veganinbrighton oh cool! I think brunch will happen at Bouldin Creek. no real plan besides nap until later ;)

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@car2go if I have a German/Berlin car2go account, how can I use it while in Austin? I get non-specific errors on the site/app :(

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@gilfer hhahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahajajajajjshhshxirodnb

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@kimbifee hey I'm on your patch of dirt btw

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@ashfurrow I had that - the rubber on the feet just needed prodding with a paperclip/pin to stuff it back in properly

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@workingkills @WaltVerdese @clue first I was told @klausa_qwpx is a me 2.0, now I have a son? jesus. what a week.

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@paprikapapaya I'm somewhere over Canada right now actually. I'll grab you on the way by?

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@paprikapapaya THAT IS MY PLAN FOR ME. can't copy. but you can share.

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@paprikapapaya hugs, yo. we gonn' make you forget about that. gonn' drown yr sorrows in a bucket of..whatever..ginger beer or something

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@clue saw Walt, thought it was me. bambow.

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@klausa_qwpx have fun not working for the rest of the day!

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@klausa_qwpx LET ME GUESS WHAT THAT IS BEFORE I CLICK

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@SVPofThings perhaps. I've just found them frictionless. they'll ping you via the app if there's something up, etc. instant feedback loops

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@SVPofThings lol. butts. get on board with @number26de for a better ride! :D

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@workingkills my sabotage princess is working her charms

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@nancycdhill mailing??????? what kind of society do you live in?

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@getsconed @julia_tiger is it safe to be there? should I stay home?

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@Politepix I have a contact at Kickstarter if you need to get grumpy on the situation?

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@brentriddell if I fav this, you understand I mean I want to fav it 100 times, yeah?

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@kcimc “bookmarklet” is the closest that comes to mind, but..obviously should be a bookmark

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@irldexter did you ever back Inhabit on Kickstarter?

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@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty sock puppet could be handy though. it'll be the only one that truly gets me.

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@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty MAYBE RELATED: how effective is half a hoodie and one sock?

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web ads that redirect without intervention to the App Store are the fucking worst. enjoy your 1 star reviews :/

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@Cyclingnewsfeed I can’t read this on my phone. ads continually automatically bounce me to download junk from the App Store. shame :(

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@veganinbrighton @dimsimkitty I've never needed one, and rented in a lot of countries now!

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@efcliz yeah the new antidoping regulations suck

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@silpeen @Sentient_Meat I don't want to think about Tone defining his wrists

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@Politepix also "The bionic lens is [..] folded like a taco and placed in the eye using a syringe" /cc @ratkins

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@ratkins "the bionic lens unravels over your eye by itself and your sight is “immediately corrected.”" uh.

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@Kiss_my_Panache Austin -> PDX -> SF. there's a store in PDX though apparently (via friis-holm.dk/en/dealers/)

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@Kiss_my_Panache oh dang, I don't think I've ever come across Friis Holm. I'll be in the US next week where it's stocked. weeee!

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@Kiss_my_Panache I guess I'll just struggle my way through this here Amedei 9 tonight ;D

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@Kiss_my_Panache nup. might make a mission tomorrow to track it down

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@nancycdhill nah there's all good reason don't worry

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@Kiss_my_Panache Michel Cluizel does some great, simple stuff. Marou is a constant disappointment to me :(

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@nancycdhill I only got flights ticketed like 2 hours ago. Austin -> PDX -> SF

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@nancycdhill yeah except next Wednesday that's exactly what's happening

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@paprikapapaya @veganinbrighton @RandiBop okay my flights are finally confirmed and ticketed. whew! need anything from Germania?

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@ratkins forecast.io is still about the best. it's pretty useless though.

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@paprikapapaya @RandiBop haha, I just booked flights. so yes, you will! assuming the confirmation email arrives..

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@RandiBop doh. as long as the Airbnb is there though ;D

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@RandiBop hey when do you get to Austin?

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veganinbrighton @notjosh Fun fact, I am eating a hot dog RIGHT NOW!

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@Gary_BBGames @peralmq (another coworker that lived there for years/married a Swede says "Svenska")

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@jfpoole *cough* “@ashfurrow: @orta I understand pugs now http://t.co/Xz3IiQMmjv wow.”

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@SVPofThings (fyi much of their stuff has eggwhite.. or at least used to)

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@SVPofThings huh, does @veganz get their stuff in? their chicken is weirdly(/grossly!) real

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@klausa_qwpx "worst party" and yea it's pretty true

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@klausa_qwpx it came up in the search and I kind of had to share it

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@schwa they did release a version with a native UI iirc?

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@lisakennelly this was the best I could find which is pretty close http://t.co/zso9u066A1

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@ashfurrow the hardest part of software is communication (gathering requirements, managing expectations, etc). always has been.

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@kimbifee you only love me for my remission

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@klausa_qwpx homg I should check Twitter more. HUNGARY STOLE ME.

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@Airbnb hey any eta on issues being fixed? leaving me (and another) hanging! (been this way for 20 mins now) pic.twitter.com/cJvbpfhQhP

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@aelleaelle I thought *I* was the only one. haha.

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wow, this review of Cards Against Humanity so perfectly sums up my attitude toward it. A+. http://t.co/k7ptVtLVKd

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@ashfurrow if that had happened today, the law changes would be much more drastic. UK/Canada/AU are all the same in this regard :/

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@ashfurrow but when things happen now, it's framed in a much darker light, and the reactions are terrible

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@ashfurrow after a massacre in the 90s, AU outlawed many guns. that was good. responsible, not knee-jerk.

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@Gary_BBGames with sweet animated emoji? yeah me too ;)

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@luckythespider BUT we survived. I believe in you this time.

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@luckythespider I remember trying to eat pizza with you and a swarm of possums descending upon us. that wasn't the best thing.

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@fdotsanchez ya team didn't make playoffs?

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@ratkins cool. I know a bit about the dev-/internals if you need anything. tl;dr atm is that it's all very broken for modern dev ;)

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@ratkins you should know by now I don't pay any attention to you ;D

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@ratkins let me know if/when you find out. please. fuck.

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@colincornaby it leapt out at me as particularly painful. just no, Samsung. no.

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@efcliz @mattheworbit yeah. usually used when someone is having a rough time

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@danimal and let the 4th of May be just another day for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@Politepix "minion" or "peasant" is much preferred ;)

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@kimbifee I'll probably just buy chocolate tbh

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@kimbifee speaking of your people, I may be on your patch of dirt soon. maybe.

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@kimbifee maybe you had your hands full of Faygo, I dunno

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@duckpoultry recommendation for a chip sambo? white is nice, but brown is texture

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@klausa_qwpx if you hate yourself enough, there's always Vegas

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@klausa_qwpx depending how things go, I may be in Portland roughly when you are. not sure if that influences you either way though :P

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@klausa_qwpx Portland is a longer, but (imo) nicer drive. Portland is nicer to look at, LA is more interesting/diverse as a destination imo

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@efcliz I feel like "fluent football" is mostly just grunts anyway

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@_spindles @flickiter in my head I read that as "shit stuff at woolies" and like. yeah. that's the point

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