@paprikapapaya the world is confusing
jet fumes can’t melt brain cells. hopefully. otherwise I’ve got problems right now.
@DLin71 @declandebarra I definitely own this tshirt: https://t.co/9pdGzV3kiG
@irldexter I go the other way into anonyminity. a “whatever†button, that likes everything in your feed. they already know too much!
@janklausa best naming scheme imvvvvvho
@janklausa rich in Twitter points
@flickiter still working it all out though. it’s all lots of coincidence piled on top of each other. I’ll let you know!
@flickiter ok dang that might be too late. might meet my dad for brekky at petty cash. will have (tiny) treats for you though if paths cross
@flickiter you probably start at like 7 or 8am yeah?
@cabel prove it!
@messycook are you sure
@flickiter do you work friday mornings by any chance?
@peralmq there is https://t.co/xEEXztS1LQ which might help
@peralmq yep! it’saver.is3h, made b@SiggiEggertssonon
@samuelgoodwin if only there were significantly better alternatives :P
@Dr_Tabor they’re more important people than us mere mortals, after all
@luckythespider lol, “very impressed†because girls can’t do basic tasks. watch out for your nails, bro
@tahinikill a car alarm went off at work today and my first thought was “lyrebirdâ€! I’m good at nature.
@luckythespider consent!!!
@janklausa it’s basically science
@luckythespider that’s why i go in with a bowl every time
@janklausa anyway I make p.good porridge. I’d offer to make you breakfast but I think that means we have to have sex and you stay overnight
@janklausa you didn’t say “qed†so it wasn’t a real proof
@janklausa prove it
soup is basically just vegetable porridge
@janklausa they finally learned your secret
@janklausa yeah because you can listen in the comfort of your own home (dued!!!111)
@janklausa 100% this is the only reason Disneyland is good: https://t.co/Yih2cJbrCx
@qikipedia my proudest achievement in life was voting in the Batman election
@SlackHQ it’s all okay, I promise :) just counting down the days until it’s easier, is all. whine whine :) (something something Monday)
@SlackHQ renaming is fine, but it’s more about the fact I have to manage more than one :P
@orta I bought that on the weekend.. got flights to .au coming up, should be just what I need
it’s really about time fo@SlackHQHQ to work on identities :/ (from my 1Password list, as I sign up for another..pic.twitter.com/qMLpVmVxLfLf
@andrewn today’s wotd is really speaking to me. probably unrelated, but your monitor is gone and I have noooo idea what could have happened
@ratkins I can see through time and everything tastes like garlic in the future
one bowl of pasta, three cloves of garlic. correct ratio.
@justMaku @klausa_qwpx get the spa this time, god
@HanneyChris @janklausa I think you mean âï¸âï¸
@nzJayZee 📛📛📛
@nzJayZee “trendingâ€
@nzJayZee CREEPY
@nzJayZee yeah I bought that!! I got these in the recent sale pic.twitter.com/wVNef7oXoY
@nzJayZee The Last of Us! I wasn’t even close
@nzJayZee lol, I own it and played it. what was I thinking of? kind of a horrorish story game
@nzJayZee oh hmmmmmmMMM
@nzJayZee I just can’t suspend my disbelief long enough to get past the hair
@nzJayZee still haven’t played Gone Home. PlayStation only iirc?
@nzJayZee oh whoa. i liked the jedi knight games, but generally not into stars wars’s
@nzJayZee what’s KOTOR? I finally got Life Is Strange this weekend. looking forward!
@nzJayZee Y mostly
@skwashd haaaaa, nice
@ZuckerBaby auspost deliver across states these days :P offer is there anyway, let me know if you want! stuff!
@ZuckerBaby (do you want some also? I got room in bags for stuff if you want!)
@ZuckerBaby yessssss :D good call
@janklausa but Microsoft is US American
@janklausa but seriously that theme looks pretty Microsoft
@janklausa why are you using Windows (hhahahahahahthasenhtinhvieawhf sorry)
@janklausa @Palleas typing less and swift barely adds up. “want to do anything? make a protocol, thx byeâ€
@janklausa @Palleas ah, hashtag realtalk, I love the problem solving. the actual code/implementation/whatever is only a means to an end
@Palleas @janklausa true. I was just pretending, trying to be cool. set it all on fire :( we will be warm this winter
@janklausa if this was old twitter, you’d have said ★
@GeekAndDad <3 one day we’ll ramble more
@janklausa @Palleas because personal projects are fun, and I’ve missed working on them. remember when you enjoyed coding?
hey. take some time today and tell people you care about that you care about them. (that includes telling yourself!) <3
@Palleas @janklausa cos I got Fastlane and AWS and Sparkle to work out. and that gets easier the more sleep deprived you are
@Palleas timezones I dunno man
@janklausa this will get u thru: https://t.co/VPOOnn3jx2
@oh_pies @flickiter if you dudes want anythign from Germania, I’m swinging thru Sydney next week. let me know!
@getsconed wear it like a championship medal ðŸ…
@janklausa I keep seeing a bag of pretzel sticks and keep thinking it’s Pux. I’m broken.
@janklausa rabbits killed Lufthansa imo
@janklausa Lufthansa strikes hit me when I needed to be back because rabies. so that was…yeah no thx
@janklausa haaaaaa. just uber it home
@janklausa oof. getting into town in the day, or?
@paprikapapaya @RandiBop @veganinbrighton set up an iMessage group and I’ll show you my cat or whatever
@janklausa oh true. both I guess while we’re at it
@RandiBop @veganinbrighton OH GOD who is getting them?
@paprikapapaya I’m p.much on your side here. glad they existed though, sure, but not for me at all
@janklausa when are you touchin’ down?
@janklausa huh, better than I expected tbh. it’s fine though. you can get me hot chocolate one day and we’ll be even! (for what tho?)
@janklausa not unless you’re giving me things, then hm
@janklausa not to sound all ‘what about me’ but what did you get me?
@veganinbrighton happens to me all the time. @RandiBop gets the best messages
@ZuckerBaby tru
@teen_archer best I managed this week was ordering an entire cauliflower for a meal. it was…fucking amazing, honestly
@teen_archer not bad, pal
@bmf ha, I was thinking today in Berlin. there was a weird interlocked jam at an intersection, no one beeping at all
@janklausa wifi onboard?
@Gernot @ashfurrow which case/sleeve are you folks using? I use https://t.co/1bj4uAr7WJ on my 15â€, but 12†seems..elusive
@janklausa is @justMaku 100% out of the US now? i.e. should I change plans on the SIM? or will that screw him on a layover?
@janklausa I just booked a connection up to Sydney and was thinking to myself “is 2h too long between flights?â€
@janklausa hhahahaha
@mcclure111 @metanetsoftware dang I wish I had a machine to play this on :(
@janklausa still?
@Gernot @ashfurrow I’m thinking of getting one for travel to replace my rmbp, since work will buy me a work machine. hmmz.
@ashfurrow how is the 12″ for Xcode-ing? or do you avoid Work™ on it?
@janklausa weather is great here, don’t worry
@dotarray wait what? I haven’t been there since July, but I’m back this time next week!
@dotarray happy to be of service
@colincornaby I’d never heard of local dimming before, but it sounds like a feature TV manufacturers would get wrong *just* enough to suck
dang, just went from 1-2 minute incremental device builds to about 8 seconds thanks to https://t.co/Nm8LHbZOng
@n26 w..what is Jo?
@andrewn heads up, yarn v0.17.9 was just tagged
@andrewn I hope you get one of these https://t.co/lMBKNqXywL
@andrewn BLACK MAESTRO. would you prefer https://t.co/KbQAYhUM40 or https://t.co/hOckyXTNcX ?
@leeeham ugh really fucking hate the “you x piece of shitâ€/other insult -> *crowd cheers* dynamic. ugh ugh ughguhghghdhh
@leeeham rad
@earthxsucks lol, nice: https://t.co/3tp6rpykYM
@earthxsucks isn’t that where ali baba is too tho?
@earthxsucks ah right. don’t you live way closer to food court tho?
@earthxsucks hahah I have 100000% no idea where that is. out the back, like on the woolies/coles side?
@earthxsucks where the hell was nandos then if ali baba is such a hike?
@skoop @1Password https://t.co/7idokrg8lO (via https://t.co/EEpfd5ofeZ near the bottom/FAQ)
@earthxsucks yeah but $1 chips at ali baba do the job
oh no :( different layout results depending if optimisations enabled in @reactnative. this will be fun to debug :(
@steipete so, like, September for people in the southern hemisphere?
@messycook SIMPLES
@drfyzziks @jfpoole @hagope I want caps to be split into two keys :( I love mapping it to backspace, because I’m awful at typing
@andrewn you’ve been busy!
@andrewn hahah it’s slow enough of a flash to be menacing. kind of recoiling from touch. that’s so good though!
@andrewn I don’t really know anymore: https://t.co/UAJhruEjox
@CambridgeWords have you got a work experience kid choosing WotDs at the moment? they’re…certainly interesting!
@Cocoanetics super cool! I worked on a competitor app for a couple of years. had no idea :)
@Cocoanetics ha, you work on that app?
@lagusta holy shit, honeycomb! pretty damn good.
@SVPofThings gonna start signing my tweets
J
liamosaur The server has been rooted = The server has been rooted
#AussieInfosec
@dotarray question: I was trying to think yesterday about if it’s “motorbike *sneeze*†or “*sneeze* motorbikeâ€. thoughts?
@gilfer 100% same. I’ll open the app whenever they update and submit a bug report about it though.
@gilfer “X just posted for the first time in a while†notifications. well hoo-fucking-ray for X.
@gilfer howwww can you still use it? :( I post on it infrequently during travels, but can’t take it seriously to actually use anymore
@fwrnando dunno if this is a good thing notjosh.com/uptime/
@CocoaPimper if I hadn’t paid for it before, I’d want to pay for it again :)
RT @CocoaPimper: Btw: Core Data Editor 5.2 https://t.co/sABzla3Faq
@CastIrony that’s beautiful <3
@andrewn big weekend in the work terminal tab: pic.twitter.com/PmllpwqUci
@janklausa party, you say? https://t.co/0LOrmIoFcE
@janklausa no waffles. zero stars.
@veganinbrighton not sure, honestly. I bought them in the first place, because finding non-sweatshop runners is hard. NB does them. ughhHHh.
@vortexau both are roughly on the feature list one day.. eh :)
@drsm79 wouldn’t work on iOS, but I’m sure Android would let that run happily in the background :) now…to buy me a Pixel and find out
today’s mini-project: take a webcam snap every time your screen is unlockepic.twitter.com/mfECTxfxa5a5
@steveriggins both, I guess, but mostly the series
@steveriggins can you spoil it for me, so I don’t have to try to watch it again?
@veganinbrighton the NB seems kind of..out of place in that list? afaik they only opposed TPP (as do I!) and were happy to see it go?
@petsound it’s interesting living here how so many small parts of that are baked into day-to-day living. i.e. cash is still king. privacy++
@workingkills ALEXA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ALEXA STOP. ALEXA NO
@elefantacastile team work makes the dream whither away and die
@luckythespider yessss, get dem fluids
@luckythespider probably stating the very obvious, but don’t trust an app with your ovulation date. pee on things to find out! :D
@vortexau it’s almost certainly not a big deal as an Australian though. there’s no visa overstay situation, etc etc
@leeeham if you want an example of stable weather, Vancouver in winter pretty much nails it https://t.co/hDwSUXNFjQ
@janklausa basically march
@janklausa you’ll basically triple that next may or march or whatever
@ericaavey @janklausa ‘strayan flag is all stars and stripes too, so be careful you might accidentally be in crocodile country
@janklausa so does Tweetbot tho?
@janklausa can’t see any stars either. are you sure you’re where you think you are?
@janklausa stars, stripes, freedom, etc
@janklausa joke’s on you, use Tweetbot
@janklausa “turn this plane aroundâ€
@heatheremerrick you’re a good human
@ratkins speaking of. Monday: safetydance.com/tour/
@bankaust friends, limiting account passwords to 16 chars, and then telling me my (generated) password is “medium†strength is poor UX :(
@janklausa generously lukewarm
@nzJayZee and alligators mean Florida which means you’re fucked
@joseph_carney sub-truth bonus round: equating “programmer†and “heâ€
@janklausa it’s probably legitimately an email an exec received, now they’re getting royalty payments
@jfpoole they were good for the maple cookies. but I guess that’s not so helpful for you
can’t imagine this having any bias/flaw at all: “Automated Inference on Criminality using Face Imagarxiv.org/abs/1611.041354atEdT
@janklausa tbh same in Berlin tho
@gilfer did you know: in American English, they spell it Kanya
@elefantacastile I told my coworker about the 5x hobnobs because he was talking about having Amazon Prime. “NOPE, I need to close this tab.â€