The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2016

@paprikapapaya (I’m not even on linkedin. worsT AT SOCIal whatevers)

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@paprikapapaya I keep fb around for messenger, but don’t use it to post. I’ve posted on insta too, but never look. bad social networker :(

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@puddyparty you can drive up the road then jog back home for chips

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@drfyzziks I believe they’ll figure it out/are not doomed. but oh boy, the current line up is…not very attractive as a result

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@drfyzziks that’d be great, except for the whole touchbar vs external keyboard thing :( not so clear imo

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@Gernot yeah. I have to take it to The Corner (where I bought it), and see if they’ll help. that’s likely my next step

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@Gernot @AppleSupport I was told it could have been a hardware problem, that the update had code for (and old version didn’t). so..€€€!

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@AppleSupport hi! any advice on red exclamation marks on Apple Watch? local store wants me to pay €200 on a failed firmware update :(

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@Gernot ah I thought you meant like a DFU mode. instead, I get this: support.apple.com/en-us/HT204776

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@Gernot watches don’t have any hard reset though?

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so basically I have to pay them €200 for their (presumable) QA failure? neato

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sigh. Apple Watch won’t boot after a failed update. Apple refuse to repair it unless I give them 200 bucks. massively disappointing.

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@Palleas what’s the problem? not matching because, say, sync state differs etc?

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@Palleas do tell! I’m on the fence with trying Realm. seems like the Right Thing, given sync/cross platform needs

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ho-ly-shit that was an exceptional finish to @sixdaycycling London

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@janklausa @workingkills hahah. i was 80% sure that was a looping gif after 30 secs

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@luckythespider such bad phrasing. “select a selection”?! what even is a selection. pick a category, maybe

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@luckythespider I regret “pick a selection” making it into the app as is

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this is easily my favourite mashup of the last decade: https://t.co/zTlLat5qVh. well played, @NetflixANZ

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@bendechrai the fun part is when they’re mildly offended

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@Gernot doing nothing-too-much, I’m at 12gb used

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it’s Friday. I’ve just created `lib/naming-things-is-hard/ugh.js`. so.

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@n26 it’s just..kind of weird that there’s an article about someone who seems just like a standard employee

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@n26 do you also do profiles on everyone that joins?

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@petsound not enough courage to remove headphone port though, and go all in on USB-C

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@carltonkirby hiya! are you covering other six day events? (aka am I cancelling my Eurosport subscription until road season restarts? ;))

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@paprikapapaya @acht nah, we just go to a vegan place for lunch instead of omni

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@paprikapapaya I nearly had sushi today. went for noodles instead

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huh, new MBPs still topping out at 16gb? that’s a shame

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TIL: `SomeType[]` and `[SomeType]` aren’t equivalent alternate syntax in @flowtype (see: arrays vs tuples: https://t.co/4CmNBt5UN2)

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@dan_kolodgee update went bad. now getting the dreaded “red exclamation mark”. genius bar on Monday, but I’m expecting “€200 to fix, sorry”

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@dan_kolodgee @id (ha, related, I bricked my Watch during an OS update yesterday, so..one less attachment to iOS)

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@dan_kolodgee @id hehe, I put the Nexus 4 through a lot - it ran Ubuntu and FirefoxOS for a while too ;)

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@dan_kolodgee @id basically, I’ll try other OSs because I’m genuinely interested. I’m not married to Apple - they’re just the best for now

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@dan_kolodgee @id had every iOS device since 3GS (2009?). had Nexus 4 & 6P. had Windows via Lumia 800

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@dan_kolodgee @id dunno much about it tbh - I don’t plan on buying. “it’s a better 6P, which was a great device on a rapidly improving OS”

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@id eh, apps are still better on iOS, and tooling is drastically much better. but as just a “user” (not a dev), Android is basically there

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@id I shipped an app a few years ago, helped out in small amounts a couple of years ago, but haven’t done ~real~ dev recently

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@dan_kolodgee @id iMessage is my last major hurdle, really :) I used a Nexus 6P for a while and really enjoyed it

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@DashlaneSupport I 100000% don’t want Dashlane in my browser though :) I use it for work passwords, an@1Passwordrd for autofilling

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@JoshuaWithers there’s probably someone around if you bash on the door, yup :) tell them you’re an alien from far away lands, ask for a tour

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@JoshuaWithers get along to c-base if you get a chance :) it’s got a fun story, great space, and hella nerdc-base.orglG

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@earthxsucks nnnntahhathahtahahahahah ahaha hah hhah ah ahahahah h

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@earthxsucks my hax0r name was dj nuttelex, but you know that

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@dashlane why on earth do I keep getting a “add Dashlane” to Safari tab every time I open it? it’s infuriating. I have disabled the pref.

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@CastIrony welp, I bricked my watch today with an update. my only feelings are “damn, I was on a 140+ day move streak”

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@colincornaby “ha, you have JS car? I bet it’s running loser.js. that’s so 2016. everyone’s on elephant-biscuit-or-whatever.js now”

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@colincornaby c’mon, you can just use Promises. with a name like that, it has to be reliable, right?

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@colincornaby there’s not much difference between “JavaScriptCore” and “JavaScriptCar”. I think they’re about to rebrand it

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@Kiss_my_Panache you’ve basically summed up why I don’t like Sydney very much :P sneak off the Melbourne for a weekend!

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@petsound it caught me pretty off guard seeing avatars in my timeline suddenly as the mascot. in 2016 it’s still a thing!

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@Palleas I researched a bunch of this again yesterday. I’ll look up notes tomorrow if you need? tldr was Crowdin has best features still

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@ZewoHewo oh, I’m not hurting. I’m doing really well, since you’re on the topic :)

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@Palleas “Vegan Frank”. just like “Schoolbus Derrick”

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@ZewoHewo as a sidebar, and it seems you’ve got a knack for it, would you mind some copy editing work?

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@ZewoHewo @_DebbieGold_ nah, I was asked for a suggestion. I don’t have copywriters or advisors, besides you :) so thanks!

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@ZewoHewo refer to: “arguing grammar […] is trivial” (said befo@_DebbieGold_eGold_). I’m not PM, so I’ll stick to lower case if I want <3

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@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm I’d bloody hope the PM of a country has solidarity with tragedies within its borders :)

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@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm “I’m heartbroken to hear about the events that happened. we’ll do anything we can to support the families”

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@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm it’s not a *bad* gesture, but it’s awfully hollow and insincere when phrased like a generic script :(

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@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm “thoughts and prayers” is the least meaningful gesture in the universe: https://t.co/WQASnqBUPA

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@AuntyNeville664 @TurnbullMalcolm nah it wasn’t, but it did involve a lot of people’s thoughts. and a few people’s prayers <3

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@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm when you’re PM of a nation, “our” has a bit of a greater context :)

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@TurnbullMalcolm (though, *your* prayers are fine. not *our* prayers though)

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@CastIrony probably not entirely fair, but lol anyway

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@tahinikill but OH BOY, I will click every single link!!! and give them all ad views!!!!! because news!!!!!!!!!

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mostly for self-preservation reasons (but also because of rain) I left my bike at work tonight. maybe Tuesday won’t be so Monday

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@id it’s okay, applecare is worldwide.. *eyeroll*

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@annemette I wonder which queen she pledges her allegiance to

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@annemette by “them” you also mean my royalty cheque too, right?

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@crowdin ha! I just uploaded a sample file to check and saw that. it does warn not to translate dates etc :) looks great. thanks!

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@clue HELLO YES GOOD. in the meantime I’ll translate Some Stuff™.

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@crowdin hi! any word on ICU/format.js/react-intl support. hard to keep track of :) and I know you support other bits not on the public site

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@clue hi! I don’t know who to actually email, ha, but I still have access to the Clue CrowdIn organisation. can someone remove me? thanks!

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@nzJayZee to the tune of: “I’m in the army now”

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@leeeham IF AND WHEN I’m a billionaire, I’m gonna have some dudes set up sheets of glass on my commutes for some good times

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@ratkins I tried to play it off as cool as I could…which is pretty cool, obviously

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(I’ve ridden fixed gears almost exclusively for ~5 years. no idea why my brain expected that to work)

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another victory for Monday morning: trying to freewheel on a fixie and almost binning it in traffic ✅

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Monday morning bucket list: comedically stacked bike into bush ✅

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@ZuckerBaby I remember a VegFest in Portland a couple of years ago where a ~colonic~ exhibitor took up a good 10m of table space. cool.

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@terryhope thought the table was actually all just spilled coffee. coffee coloured table top.

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I’m witnessing a Deliveroo person getting themselves food. the system has failed

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@ekurutepe yeah, can’t believe they didn’t add CarPlay

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYONE

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@luckythespider and she’s paying cash for flights?

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@naomimaria seems exceedingly unlikely, given previous parliamentary exercises https://t.co/YbZgcLad7x

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@naomimaria that feels like witty web 2.0 parody but I don’t even know anymore

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@leeeham mad as! when’s your euro tour?

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@leeeham haha shit, legit had no idea on that one. a+ work. was in Belgium anyway :(

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@leeeham shows here are unfun. most clubs allow smoking :( it’s a real disincentive to go to shows

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@leeeham p.jealous. had no idea the album was coming out until Oblivious Maximus had Dan on and mentioned it. “oh shit, that’s today!”

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@leeeham it’s like when you walk into a room but forget what you came in there to do. but birds.

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@leeeham is birds flying awesome? or is forgetting they fly awesome? I bet someone is “fully stoked, aye” either way

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@orta @dantoml literally on the flipside, I found it annoying to have to lift device from desk to unlock/perform actions. no winning :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to orta from City Centre, Berlin

@orta I liked it on the 6P quite a lot. finger already resting in the right spot when pulling from pocket and unlocked by the time it’s out

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@michaelneale no fuckin doubt it’ll yell at you to say “it’s macOS now”

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heirarchy. hierarchy? hayrarchy???? hhhhhhhhrchy!

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@luckythespider yea. there’s pretty often good deals (“48h sale”) if you’re flexible and spontaneous too

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@luckythespider that said, flying *to* AU is usually cheap than flying from AU

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@luckythespider Etihad fairly regularly have 50% off sales. ~€2300 ($3300) Madrid->Sydney return. €700 in economy. but yeah, not Prague :(

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@luckythespider jesus, you can get business class flights for almost that kinda money to Berlin/Madrid/etc

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@daleharvey I think the real travesty is “biscuits”. get yo’ scone on.

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@gilfer it works domestically, but makes it hard if you want to have that recognised, say, on a passport/visa. “married? no? you’re single”

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@AnimalsAus hi friends, I’m having a hard time with all of the graphic images popping up today. seems like much more than usual?

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@schwa same but Germany and 3. so kinda not the same. but kinda.

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@gilfer .money is a real tld. smashr.money shall be your gift to the world

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@ericaavey the signal/noise (for me, at least) is so low that my first reaction is dread. necessary email tho :(

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@ericaavey “jackpot” said no email ever

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@earthxsucks or “badarse.” but god that’s even stupider

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@earthxsucks caption it with “A Contemporary Definition of Success”

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@earthxsucks you won’t, but I bet it’d be a winner

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@earthxsucks “take as much as you can. in fact, it’s not too late, get out now while you still can”

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@schwa “lampshade? no it’s my manshade”

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@acht walking to the bus tonight, I saw a construction crane that had a (weirdly realistic) moon on it. freaked me out. so good.

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@jfpoole if you’re naming methods or variables “q”, you’re fired

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@chriseidhof my first time driving on the right was in a manual. kept hitting the door with my left hand when changing gears. habits!

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@incanus77 I’ve been having similar fun dealing with Mum’s stuff from Berlin

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@Beanandgoose do you have any stockists in Berlin yet? :(

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@veganinbrighton @lagusta @SweetMaresa (ps if any of you are in town on the weekend of Nov 5-6, say hi!)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to notjosh from Treptow, Berlin

@veganinbrighton @lagusta @SweetMaresa oh dang, I get to go there soon. that’s..kind of rad!

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@janklausa yeah. I don’t want it uploading all of my screenshots, so there’s: https://t.co/lgF0x8AeuB

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@veganinbrighton Paris has good burgers. that’s my favourite part :P

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to veganinbrighton from Berlin, Germany

@gilfer @replyall would be a great fiction short story, but it felt kinda weird

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@incanus77 that is ridiculous and amazing. congrats to the team! wizardry! /cc @Mapbox

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RT @johannacherry: Hi friends! I’m looking for freelance work. Do you need help with:
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