@paprikapapaya (I’m not even on linkedin. worsT AT SOCIal whatevers)
@paprikapapaya add that to my linkedin
@paprikapapaya I keep fb around for messenger, but don’t use it to post. I’ve posted on insta too, but never look. bad social networker :(
@puddyparty living the dream, really
@puddyparty wait how many packets did you buy?
@puddyparty you can drive up the road then jog back home for chips
@puddyparty oh no. they will certainly go to waste :(
@drfyzziks I believe they’ll figure it out/are not doomed. but oh boy, the current line up is…not very attractive as a result
@drfyzziks that’d be great, except for the whole touchbar vs external keyboard thing :( not so clear imo
@brentriddell @Gernot piece of shot :P
@Gernot your first? how many have you bought?!
@Gernot yeah. I have to take it to The Corner (where I bought it), and see if they’ll help. that’s likely my next step
@Gernot @AppleSupport I was told it could have been a hardware problem, that the update had code for (and old version didn’t). so..€€€!
@AppleSupport hi! any advice on red exclamation marks on Apple Watch? local store wants me to pay €200 on a failed firmware update :(
@Gernot ah I thought you meant like a DFU mode. instead, I get this: support.apple.com/en-us/HT204776
@Gernot watches don’t have any hard reset though?
so basically I have to pay them €200 for their (presumable) QA failure? neato
sigh. Apple Watch won’t boot after a failed update. Apple refuse to repair it unless I give them 200 bucks. massively disappointing.
@Palleas what’s the problem? not matching because, say, sync state differs etc?
@Palleas in Swift?
@Palleas do tell! I’m on the fence with trying Realm. seems like the Right Thing, given sync/cross platform needs
@JohnSafran Gypsy Robe
@justMaku o2-signal-box’d
@goatlady good luck. never fun. :(
ho-ly-shit that was an exceptional finish to @sixdaycycling London
@janklausa @workingkills hahah. i was 80% sure that was a looping gif after 30 secs
@workingkills only national. which nation?!
@luckythespider such bad phrasing. “select a selection�! what even is a selection. pick a category, maybe
@luckythespider I regret “pick a selection†making it into the app as is
this is easily my favourite mashup of the last decade: https://t.co/zTlLat5qVh. well played, @NetflixANZ
@bendechrai the fun part is when they’re mildly offended
@Prlazaroramon tru
@Gernot doing nothing-too-much, I’m at 12gb used
it’s Friday. I’ve just created `lib/naming-things-is-hard/ugh.js`. so.
@earthxsucks it ain’t hard
@n26 it’s just..kind of weird that there’s an article about someone who seems just like a standard employee
@BrittA2211 551.25 (https://t.co/f77nUQz1hA))
@n26 do you also do profiles on everyone that joins?
@petsound not enough courage to remove headphone port though, and go all in on USB-C
@carltonkirby perfect :) see you in Berlin, then?
@carltonkirby hiya! are you covering other six day events? (aka am I cancelling my Eurosport subscription until road season restarts? ;))
@paprikapapaya @acht nah, we just go to a vegan place for lunch instead of omni
@paprikapapaya @acht and tomorrow is ~vegan Friday~ at work :D
@paprikapapaya it was all at the same place for me! :D
@paprikapapaya I nearly had sushi today. went for noodles instead
huh, new MBPs still topping out at 16gb? that’s a shame
@justMaku fineeeeeeeeee
no headphone port?
TIL: `SomeType[]` and `[SomeType]` aren’t equivalent alternate syntax in @flowtype (see: arrays vs tuples: https://t.co/4CmNBt5UN2)
@dan_kolodgee update went bad. now getting the dreaded “red exclamation markâ€. genius bar on Monday, but I’m expecting “€200 to fix, sorryâ€
@dan_kolodgee @id (ha, related, I bricked my Watch during an OS update yesterday, so..one less attachment to iOS)
@dan_kolodgee @id hehe, I put the Nexus 4 through a lot - it ran Ubuntu and FirefoxOS for a while too ;)
@dan_kolodgee @id basically, I’ll try other OSs because I’m genuinely interested. I’m not married to Apple - they’re just the best for now
@dan_kolodgee @id had every iOS device since 3GS (2009?). had Nexus 4 & 6P. had Windows via Lumia 800
@dan_kolodgee @id dunno much about it tbh - I don’t plan on buying. “it’s a better 6P, which was a great device on a rapidly improving OSâ€
@id eh, apps are still better on iOS, and tooling is drastically much better. but as just a “user†(not a dev), Android is basically there
@id I shipped an app a few years ago, helped out in small amounts a couple of years ago, but haven’t done ~real~ dev recently
@dan_kolodgee @id iMessage is my last major hurdle, really :) I used a Nexus 6P for a while and really enjoyed it
@DashlaneSupport I 100000% don’t want Dashlane in my browser though :) I use it for work passwords, an@1Passwordrd for autofilling
@JoshuaWithers perhaps ping @cbase if you’re stuck
@JoshuaWithers there’s probably someone around if you bash on the door, yup :) tell them you’re an alien from far away lands, ask for a tour
@JoshuaWithers get along to c-base if you get a chance :) it’s got a fun story, great space, and hella nerdc-base.orglG
@earthxsucks nnnntahhathahtahahahahah ahaha hah hhah ah ahahahah h
@earthxsucks my hax0r name was dj nuttelex, but you know that
@earthxsucks that was my nickname in high school
how do I popover pic.twitter.com/2ckyhYhthK
@dashlane why on earth do I keep getting a “add Dashlane†to Safari tab every time I open it? it’s infuriating. I have disabled the pref.
@CastIrony welp, I bricked my watch today with an update. my only feelings are “damn, I was on a 140+ day move streakâ€
@colincornaby @Gernot did you feel that? that was my eyes rolling
@colincornaby car-native.js
@colincornaby “ha, you have JS car? I bet it’s running loser.js. that’s so 2016. everyone’s on elephant-biscuit-or-whatever.js nowâ€
@colincornaby c’mon, you can just use Promises. with a name like that, it has to be reliable, right?
@colincornaby there’s not much difference between “JavaScriptCore†and “JavaScriptCarâ€. I think they’re about to rebrand it
@chriseidhof and map opt-caps to ctrl, etc etc
@Kiss_my_Panache you’ve basically summed up why I don’t like Sydney very much :P sneak off the Melbourne for a weekend!
@Palleas oh, if cost is a factor then does https://t.co/NtVMCLHQoZ help?
@petsound it caught me pretty off guard seeing avatars in my timeline suddenly as the mascot. in 2016 it’s still a thing!
@Palleas I researched a bunch of this again yesterday. I’ll look up notes tomorrow if you need? tldr was Crowdin has best features still
@ZewoHewo oh, I’m not hurting. I’m doing really well, since you’re on the topic :)
@Bananastand109 @TurnbullMalcolm pardon?
@Palleas “Vegan Frankâ€. just like “Schoolbus Derrickâ€
“argh, that was stupid#lolcommitsmpic.twitter.com/M39NmHKoAGKoAG
@ZewoHewo as a sidebar, and it seems you’ve got a knack for it, would you mind some copy editing work?
@ZewoHewo @_DebbieGold_ nah, I was asked for a suggestion. I don’t have copywriters or advisors, besides you :) so thanks!
@ZewoHewo refer to: “arguing grammar […] is trivial†(said befo@_DebbieGold_eGold_). I’m not PM, so I’ll stick to lower case if I want <3
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm I’d bloody hope the PM of a country has solidarity with tragedies within its borders :)
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm “I’m heartbroken to hear about the events that happened. we’ll do anything we can to support the familiesâ€
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm it’s not a *bad* gesture, but it’s awfully hollow and insincere when phrased like a generic script :(
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm “thoughts and prayers†is the least meaningful gesture in the universe: https://t.co/WQASnqBUPA
@AuntyNeville664 @TurnbullMalcolm nah it wasn’t, but it did involve a lot of people’s thoughts. and a few people’s prayers <3
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm “I’m proud of our troopsâ€, etc.
@_DebbieGold_ @TurnbullMalcolm when you’re PM of a nation, “our†has a bit of a greater context :)
@ZewoHewo <3
@TurnbullMalcolm (though, *your* prayers are fine. not *our* prayers though)
@TurnbullMalcolm thoughts, yes, but not prayers <3
@CastIrony probably not entirely fair, but lol anyway
@tahinikill but OH BOY, I will click every single link!!! and give them all ad views!!!!! because news!!!!!!!!!
mostly for self-preservation reasons (but also because of rain) I left my bike at work tonight. maybe Tuesday won’t be so Monday
@id it’s okay, applecare is worldwide.. *eyeroll*
@workingkills @annemette pity I’m so monolingual tho
@annemette I wonder which queen she pledges her allegiance to
@annemette by “them†you also mean my royalty cheque too, right?
@annemette (they will live on in my heart)
@annemette my translations are lost forever. RIP :(
@crowdin amazing <3
@crowdin ha! I just uploaded a sample file to check and saw that. it does warn not to translate dates etc :) looks great. thanks!
@annemette I tried :(
@clue HELLO YES GOOD. in the meantime I’ll translate Some Stuff™.
@crowdin hi! any word on ICU/format.js/react-intl support. hard to keep track of :) and I know you support other bits not on the public site
@clue hi! I don’t know who to actually email, ha, but I still have access to the Clue CrowdIn organisation. can someone remove me? thanks!
@elefantacastile tru
@nzJayZee to the tune of: “I’m in the army nowâ€
@flickiter HASHTAG MONDAY OR WHATEVER
@leeeham IF AND WHEN I’m a billionaire, I’m gonna have some dudes set up sheets of glass on my commutes for some good times
@janklausa me too
@janklausa or the best case
@ratkins I tried to play it off as cool as I could…which is pretty cool, obviously
(I’ve ridden fixed gears almost exclusively for ~5 years. no idea why my brain expected that to work)
another victory for Monday morning: trying to freewheel on a fixie and almost binning it in traffic ✅
Monday morning bucket list: comedically stacked bike into bush ✅
@ZuckerBaby I remember a VegFest in Portland a couple of years ago where a ~colonic~ exhibitor took up a good 10m of table space. cool.
@terryhope thought the table was actually all just spilled coffee. coffee coloured table top.
I’m witnessing a Deliveroo person getting themselves food. the system has failed
@paprikapapaya I’M JUST SAD IT’S NOT A WORK DAY
@ekurutepe yeah, can’t believe they didn’t add CarPlay
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYONE
@luckythespider and she’s paying cash for flights?
@earthxsucks not bad
@earthxsucks where do ya rank, mate?
@naomimaria ha, then this pops up https://t.co/wJmo6FeUJ2
@naomimaria seems exceedingly unlikely, given previous parliamentary exercises https://t.co/YbZgcLad7x
@naomimaria that feels like witty web 2.0 parody but I don’t even know anymore
@leeeham nap hard! take care <3
@leeeham mad as! when’s your euro tour?
@leeeham haha shit, legit had no idea on that one. a+ work. was in Belgium anyway :(
@leeeham shows here are unfun. most clubs allow smoking :( it’s a real disincentive to go to shows
@leeeham p.jealous. had no idea the album was coming out until Oblivious Maximus had Dan on and mentioned it. “oh shit, that’s today!â€
@leeeham pretty into this atm: https://t.co/Kp6vtRDQXy
@leeeham it’s like when you walk into a room but forget what you came in there to do. but birds.
@leeeham is birds flying awesome? or is forgetting they fly awesome? I bet someone is “fully stoked, aye†either way
@orta @dantoml literally on the flipside, I found it annoying to have to lift device from desk to unlock/perform actions. no winning :)
@orta I liked it on the 6P quite a lot. finger already resting in the right spot when pulling from pocket and unlocked by the time it’s out
@michaelneale no fuckin doubt it’ll yell at you to say “it’s macOS nowâ€
hierarchy in the UK. classic album.
OH COME ON pic.twitter.com/8kjZ1vgzGK
heirarchy. hierarchy? hayrarchy???? hhhhhhhhrchy!
@luckythespider yea. there’s pretty often good deals (“48h saleâ€) if you’re flexible and spontaneous too
@luckythespider that said, flying *to* AU is usually cheap than flying from AU
@luckythespider Etihad fairly regularly have 50% off sales. ~€2300 ($3300) Madrid->Sydney return. €700 in economy. but yeah, not Prague :(
@luckythespider jesus, you can get business class flights for almost that kinda money to Berlin/Madrid/etc
@luckythespider to where?!
@daleharvey I think the real travesty is “biscuitsâ€. get yo’ scone on.
@gilfer it works domestically, but makes it hard if you want to have that recognised, say, on a passport/visa. “married? no? you’re singleâ€
@AnimalsAus hi friends, I’m having a hard time with all of the graphic images popping up today. seems like much more than usual?
@schwa same but Germany and 3. so kinda not the same. but kinda.
@gilfer .money is a real tld. smashr.money shall be your gift to the world
@ericaavey the signal/noise (for me, at least) is so low that my first reaction is dread. necessary email tho :(
@ericaavey “jackpot†said no email ever
@Gernot duh
@earthxsucks or “badarse.†but god that’s even stupider
@earthxsucks “badass.â€
@earthxsucks caption it with “A Contemporary Definition of Successâ€
@earthxsucks you won’t, but I bet it’d be a winner
@earthxsucks *beatbox*
@earthxsucks breakdown
@earthxsucks it’s the ~oooonly~ way
@earthxsucks “take as much as you can. in fact, it’s not too late, get out now while you still canâ€
@schwa “lampshade? no it’s my manshadeâ€
@acht probably time to move!
@acht walking to the bus tonight, I saw a construction crane that had a (weirdly realistic) moon on it. freaked me out. so good.
@johannacherry “…but it helps†(a la https://t.co/Z3108ebTDQ)
@jfpoole if you’re naming methods or variables “qâ€, you’re fired
@berikv Swift has come such a long way
@chriseidhof my first time driving on the right was in a manual. kept hitting the door with my left hand when changing gears. habits!
@messycook you sure do
@messycook don’t insult me
@messycook frifu?
@messycook frofu*
@Palleas .m? .h? what are you doing?!
@Beanandgoose let me know when the shop is up! :D
@veganstraightedge Date.strptime("12/31/2016", "%m/%d/%Y")
@incanus77 I’ve been having similar fun dealing with Mum’s stuff from Berlin
@Beanandgoose do you have any stockists in Berlin yet? :(
@justMaku :cool:
@veganinbrighton @lagusta @SweetMaresa (ps if any of you are in town on the weekend of Nov 5-6, say hi!)
@veganinbrighton @lagusta @SweetMaresa oh dang, I get to go there soon. that’s..kind of rad!
@earthxsucks am I indeed
@earthxsucks or are you
@janklausa yeah. I don’t want it uploading all of my screenshots, so there’s: https://t.co/lgF0x8AeuB
@janklausa cmd-shift-5, click, paste: https://t.co/ks0TGCL6D5
@veganinbrighton Paris has good burgers. that’s my favourite part :P
iOS 10 certainly is a thing pic.twitter.com/yNz52SOLzp
@ericaavey netflixs
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