The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

October 2020

@RandiBop u r allowed to nap every weekend randi, it’s so good

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@oh_pies that’s why you only marry mythical sea creatures from ancient texts

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@ratkins memories of every NSW PE class change room

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@ratkins ahah STILL feels like a pisstake, what fancy deodorant is this? what happened to the good old days of brut and lynx?

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@ratkins I can’t tell if this is real or a parody of something at all

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@earthxsucks crabcore and fishcore finally together like a bad dinner dish

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@jeanetienne oh heck yeah, it's always amazing seeing people at the peaks of their abilities

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skipping through this video, questioning my relationship with gravity youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Nhi3…

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@HanneyChris but you hit the other activity goals right?

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@messycook hahahahahahhhhaha that’s what she said!!!!!!! hahahah (yeah was pretty quick, ahead of most people there for some reason?)

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@ratqueencartel unless it’s in like a decade it seems kinda inevitable?

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@ratkins I would be 0% shocked if it turned out that it originated in DE or NL

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rolled the dice on “is the appointment I made 6 months ago still valid?” and won! my prize is a packed waiting room in a pandemic ?

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@ratkins also -igrubs, to traumatise another generation

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“Germany mulls tougher coronavirus restrictions” christ I’d fuckin hope so

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I’ve been streaming on Twitch since @bookymargoof is far away for a bit, and this is about how it’s going: pic.twitter.com/jjwQbliycX

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oh heq, it’s some good LA BEAST livestream content: “LA BEAST Plays Chess Until He Wins 1 Game Live Stream” youtube.com/watch?v=1RKE_f…

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@steveriggins you mean to imply it’s ever actually worked for you? never once for me yet :[

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@rblimey money is no object here, I just want nuts Russell. nuts.

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tfw you forget to add pine nuts

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fun Sunday fun: upgrading a VPS from Ubuntu 14.04 to 20.04

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@ratkins the difference between Friday and the weekend days was wild - the sunshine probably helped!

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@EthicalVegnLife what’re you taking for it? every country seems to have a different attitude/approach to it all

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@danielagquinn p.much everything I listen to is on @Bandcamp, which has been extremely good

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@aelleaelle restaurants are full here? folks just out and about like it’s normal???? attempts to change laws to imp… https://t.co/6oxDyhW5mR

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@BrittA2211 I’ve gone closer for longer :< covid is making the world small

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a fun! side! effect! of only sleeping two hours is that it’s 13:30 and I closed all of my activity rings an hour ago

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@janklausa on one hand, it wasn’t my fault. and also on the other hand

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two hours of sleep is not enough hours of sleep, in case you needed a reminder

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RT @jerdesign: Germanys new Berlin based digital task force @DigitalServ4Ger is looking for people in HR, IT, finance, product and design!…

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@charlesv @_alexaubry NOPE, INTERNATIONAL FISTING DAY WAS YESTERDAY. SO A YEAR AND A DAY SINCE THE TWEET

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, FRIENDS

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@ElectionsACT the e-voting required being in the country to receive mail prior, as I read it? alas. thanks for the follow up though!

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RT @FoodIsPower: We're still looking for the perfect person to join our team by the end of the year! Help us spread the word to your friend…

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@ElectionsACT hi! my international ballot just arrived in Germany today. obviously it’s no good for voting now, but… https://t.co/HeBYtMe9hx

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@ZazzyV it was so weird leaving a job over Slack. saying some final goodbyes, lingering long enough for replies, bu… https://t.co/8DNdJ2eppG

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@IsaChandra I was thinking about the phrase “juiced up guido” yesterday for the first time in about 8 years, weird

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I can’t see my cat, but she’s definitely napping nearby because I can hear her snoring. precious.

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earworms are annoying enough when they’re songs, but today it’s just “da vinky?”

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@endocrimes usually not for the better :< it’s more of a “wow, I had energy for that? who was that person”

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without googling, what’s a pa or a torrpic.twitter.com/Sqatg0igBkBk

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whoever invented avocado on toast deserves a hug

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@julian0liver is Fonterra still (reasonably literally) still shitting on the country? or has that changed over the last few years?

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the ability to balance a spoon on your nose seems like a superpower

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@janklausa my window wouldn’t close yesterday without a ton of fucking around so tbf it’s not exactly simple technology either

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@drnormal back when Twitter was pictures of peoples’ lunch and tweets were 140 chars

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@Dr_Tabor hugs, friend. none of it is easy, but take what comforts you can. glad you took the time & space to make it a nice day <3

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TISM1982 TISM new double live album out 4 December 2020

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@jfpoole I hadn’t built a PC in a decade until this year…it’s come so far? kind of amazing how clean it is now?? so… https://t.co/BzUt2O3Zyo

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I can’t even begin to imagine how painful it’d be to be in this situation as a family, but opposition to euthanasia… https://t.co/j4mBGqNJ0F

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@conradstoll really wish the pro and pro max had the same camera clusters though :/ especially the stabilisation

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@fwrnando THANK HAM I mean HAM YOU I mean THANK YOU I mean HAM HAM

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@CastIrony that’s looking super rad, nice work!

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@ashfurrow I voted in the last Australian election in New York, and it only feels barely like hyperbole to say that… https://t.co/SYZWzzsEY8

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@ratkins I liked the “pro” move last year only because it meant good camera in smaller body (compared to “Plus” mod… https://t.co/ZGyHfJzwo4

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@selfawaresoup I got hit by a turning car, only for them to yell “look what you did to my car!”, we exchanged detai… https://t.co/ZdFerfl6B4

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@carohermy store it in excel so we can underreport and we can ignore most of the problem imo

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@Emmelinecady fite me (I know I know, but it’s wild seeing how much people stack on their bikes sometimespic.twitter.com/nQiSazM8fsfs

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@withoutboats I went down that route, now a permanent resident if that’s of any use

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@BrittA2211 think about the ducks, britt. ez vote

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@earthxsucks only when I’m wearing your favourite jacket though

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dunno about the new language requirements on these Australian partner visas. just make ‘em to the Nutbush start to finish and call it golden

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going through the nightly “what should I have for dessert?” which has inevitably ended again in “scoff half a vego bar”

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@ratkins don’t think I’d ever realised, but it just struck me that almost no one would just like…immediately know w… https://t.co/drXWOKfNCY

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on a scale from 1 to red flag, how do you feel about seeing this in a job ad? “working creatively within medical de… https://t.co/ddi5oDNq9j

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@hexpet_ idk who you mean but I do like the idea of you wishing for the Dallas/Fort Worth airport to be alive like some kinda transformer

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@Gernot yeah, completely agree overall. just hoping for something a little "think different" than the obvious annual bumps :/

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@Gernot 120hz screen, 5g, faster charging are all angles I could hope for besides the processor

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@ekurutepe feels like a stupid question, but what’s the difference between a pharmacy and drug store?

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do I know any Rapha members that want place an order for me this Friday?

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@eliz_kilic @steipete fyi, there’s a .net version that I’ve found is a little easier to digest for non-technical fo… https://t.co/7sSAlQJX9a

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@SPUNJ es3tag doesn’t even have the highest ADR, wilpic.twitter.com/jNkQVLJTDuDu

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@debedee fucks me off how expensive hospital parking got in Australia. like 10+ bucks an hour! they’ll get you one way or another, you know?

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@ZazzyV I did read something last week about it lingering in rooms for quite a long time, and toilets were particul… https://t.co/njUOhK9HCy

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@ratkins would be curious on numbers there. I’ve never used it on a site (1password makes it no drama to enter card… https://t.co/Pb0Z9wIHhL

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@bl00dymarie yea, but I’d be shocked if I’m the first

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@KTamas @simongerman600 @TerribleMaps block “g” for “got out and not (really) allowed back (because of quotas)” (bu… https://t.co/FNgHQMus4K

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on a bus now: two parents (?), no mask, with a child (presumably theirs) of maybe 10 years old, mask. there’s hope… https://t.co/VR0NJcQKJd

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it’s world smile day today, so crack a grin at some point. xox.

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@janklausa it gets cold fast when u don’t dry it tho

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it’s weird having enough of a beard now that it needs to be dried off after shower to avoid drips

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@londonjustin still cheaper than the 70 euros they want for it here. can’t figure that one out at all

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