@paprikapapaya it’s ok, I’ll give him the classic shit sandwich. he won’t know what hit him
@paprikapapaya brb calling Ian
@paprikapapaya the only blocked keywords I have on Twitter are that exact thing. I sure care about Paris agreement,… https://t.co/ErgEKS3KXe
@oh_pies we’ve moved on to bumble have we
@Gwladruns oh yeah. they have that in NL too. not awful.
@Gwladruns actually, can you just explain yourself? this distinct lack of salt+vinegar as easy to find chips makes me wonder
@Gwladruns opinions and feelings
@ashfurrow timezones means I’m waking up right when it’s getting rowdy. a+ worths
@MYDISCOMYDISCO blurry, but the best I could do: pic.twitter.com/GrErTkZSXu
@earthxsucks my Apple shit doesn’t have numlock. what a joke. thanks Steve Jobs.
turns out it was actually a JSCore bug after all: https://t.co/RN8y7IwdHr
I don’t know how to write this up, but JavaScriptCore vs floats w/ `__defineGetter__` on numeric keys causes implic… https://t.co/jdjes8L6ga
@_writehanded_ @folksstories ugh responsibility
@_writehanded_ @folksstories it’s a tangent, but reminds me a bit of https://t.co/w0NjnzE81v - that writing meant y… https://t.co/y3s2jcamyM
@_writehanded_ @folksstories so important. thank you for writing.
RT @_writehanded_: "Even existing as a sick person is a form of activism." My latest for @folksstories https://t.co/ePYBShcOIx
@_writehanded_ @folksstories !!!!!!
@samuelgoodwin not sure if it’s relevant, but it was in Groningen. local laws? dunno
@samuelgoodwin might have been at the band’s request? their website only says “no hard drugsâ€, so I expected it to… https://t.co/mGRP95acxm
@debedee they’re called A Hawk and A Hacksaw. they played a live soundtrack to a movie: https://t.co/dRLj21FUcj
@debedee ahah, I’d even get a passport stamp for my troubles. I came to Edinburgh to see a band once actually!
@janklausa I’ve been to Hilz shows and it was…yeah different
Steve Albini rocking an @MYDISCOMYDISCO shirt in the Netherlands. how fuckin’ good aye
@debedee I basically just don’t go to shows anymore. it’s awful.
the best thing about seeing bands like Shellac: being amongst the younger in the crowd
for the first time in forever, seeing a band in Europe and there’s no smoking in the club. it’s like a different planet
@ratkins well I sure don’t have any plans not to be :P
@ratkins how did I not know it was a public holiday? shiiiit
@_writehanded_ on one hand: hard agree. on the other hand: I (obviously) insta-watched. on another (whose?) hand: lol
Dumoulin literally stopped to poop and STILL won the Giro. amazing.
nice dot mp4 pic.twitter.com/QblX5IpDkW
@HanneyChris “peen†remains about my favourite Dutch word
travel truly broadens the mind pic.twitter.com/yrO2FkzfST
@averrer simple! :P
@ZuckerBaby just give it time!!! you will see eventually1!!!!!!!11111
@ZazzyV internet hugs :( I wish I had more than well wishes from an ocean away. but for the small amount it’s worth… https://t.co/3iIKJNPNQf
@averrer ah! okie doke, easy :)
@irace it’s a way better app to actually use imo, which keeps me coming back
@averrer how soon is soon?
@ashfurrow internet hugs. hope today is a shiny one.
@katherinebailey strewth crikey dingo! etc
@j_s_n_d can’t tell if it’s easier to sneak-watch at work, or stay up late at home
@andrewn :shipit:
@andrewn Prime Now?
@a2 just flee to the garden out the back and never deal with anything again imo
@maxhasadhd it was awful to unlock when it was resting on a table too. then again, iPhones don’t sit flat on tables… https://t.co/JoGhXRu6ks
@maxhasadhd I thought it was good - I’d unlock it as I was holding it to grab it from my pocket
@mpospese now you’re ~living in the future~! welcome :)
@ratkins knew about ‘em, never seen tho. weirdly they didn’t tour Gundagai often
@unsettleddown mega90er.de whatup
@ratkins “let the porking commenceâ€
@WorksThatWork aw man, I was in there on Wednesday! (though..mine arrived by post anyway)
@nzJayZee awful
@nzJayZee WHOA
@_writehanded_ I’ve said “speciesism†before, so I guess “speciesist†must be 100000% factually correct
@aliterative doh, I just saw my typo. I meant “without Mumâ€, but maybe you got that from context
@_writehanded_ DAMN FINE LOOKING COFFEE
@waxpancake @poppy the only Computer Boy that matters: https://t.co/w3PnserzM8
@leeeham might be of interest: https://t.co/r5Qo7QchHR - “INTRODUCING: DIY FEMINIST VEGAN EMOVIOLENCE ACT COMMUOVERE!â€
@declandebarra your semi-regular reminder: thank you for making music over the years. still so good.
@leeeham @reverencehotel just got around to watching this and dang, a+ fucking sick
@aliterative listening to the intro to the last podcast made my heart sore. it’s my first full year with Mum. hard times. internet hugs.
only yesterday was I thinking that I haven’t needed painkillers all week (rare + good!). today they’re the only thing helping me function
@ChristianKienle it’s beautiful! the best I managed today waspic.twitter.com/jbFYCPhKO6O6
@paprikapapaya yea. I’m trying to wrap up a ton of shit this year though, so hopefully next year is Low Stress Easy… https://t.co/Xehjcknqxf
@paprikapapaya (all my holidays -> back to Australia to Deal With Shitâ„¢)
@paprikapapaya I’ll visit some time. I just dunno when. I’m kinda stuck until a) I get permanent residence here, an… https://t.co/PiLtgJ1auP
@paprikapapaya I was still in Canada in 2011! it was a v.v.v.interesting time, I thinkkkkk
@paprikapapaya my feet get too itchy for that! and we’d never have hung out ever if it was 2011 forever :f
@ChristianKienle whoaaaaaa, that’s so nice!
@Cyclocosm HEY. process video is A+ good! thank you for sharing!
@paprikapapaya and stay there? or a do-over from there?
@ratkins @mpweiher @wilshipley I can’t wait for people to move on to miniservices after monorepos and microservices
@Emmelinecady and named after two separate things that already exist
@Emmelinecady basically every single day
@Emmelinecady and also today
@Emmelinecady I was complaining about this yesterday
@Emmelinecady 🌽
@Emmelinecady get fucked
@Emmelinecady remember man day, where all those dudes were dragging little carts full of beer around? it’s that
@Emmelinecady Thursday is a day off here, so
@paprikapapaya jealous. I wish I were Canadian now
@paprikapapaya THEY ARE
@paprikapapaya are they a Canadian band
@paprikapapaya yOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIEND BEHIND
@paprikapapaya no I just…dancing is a thing and I can’t do it. I’m in for fairy floss 10000% tho
@paprikapapaya as long as there’s sitting room as well because fuck a dancing
@paprikapapaya I mostly just wanna what the fuck your circus would have. if it has fairy floss then sign me up
@paprikapapaya would your circus even have monkeys anyway tho
@ajfitzpatrick @michaelneale @handmethepanda it’s pretty nuts how quick you forget about it on 100mbit :/ at 3mbit… https://t.co/Uh5BbEUUDj
@michaelneale in theory, I guess? I’ve legit never actually seen that have any impact
@michaelneale afaik delta updates were only ever introduced for the OS, not apps
@michaelneale because: Bug fixes and improvements
@janklausa is shower milk the new almond milk or what
@_writehanded_ i don’t know exactly why i thought of you, but i think you will enjofalseknees.com/251.htmllo
I wonder how much this is “I’m reasonably healthy†vs “other people signed up and then never uploaded anpic.twitter.com/HRaSyvr9BoHRaSyvr9Bo
@unsettleddown holy shit
@colincornaby they weren’t courageous enough
(speaking of things that I still can’t believe..)
@workingkills it’s moving so fast that thermal expansion is left behind i dunno sorry
@GeekAndDad wow, that’s impressive!
@ratkins I cannot stand this at all, my brain can’t comprehend that I’d need to backspace twice to clear a single g… https://t.co/w30r2ZPMuh
@janklausa close
@janklausa mugs have mugs, that’s who
@janklausa because who has mugs
@janklausa I use the backs of plates all the time, it’s way good
@terryhope I had fuckin’ wicked Nepalese dal yesterday in like 28º (soo, uh, 82f) weather. VERY BEST.
@ratkins it’s such a simple and readable language! unlike nasty ol’ Objective-C
@searchingfortao nice, that’s good value
@elluba I tried noodling around with this kind of thing (using #1 hits from the 90s) but, whoa, I do *not* get RNNs at all, ha :)
@janklausa cool yeah, I have the adapter x10000 so that’d work. I’ll buy ya a burrito or 5
@janklausa I’m about to press “buy†so it’d be cool if you could find out quick. doesn’t have to be 85w
@janklausa it’s worse than airline codes
@janklausa nothin I just need to boot my old laptop to download like 2tb of data
@janklausa €89
@janklausa sidebar: apple is telling me to go fuck myself
@janklausa no you know what that sounds like when I say it
@janklausa they’re on the website with the magsafe chargers
@LGnome ah, @janklausa found them online (via search, not via browsing the “charger†category). so I think I’m sorted now :D
@GeekAndDad hahaha. “BRINGING POWER TO THE PEOPLE OF GERMANY†“ummm???â€
@janklausa (but thx, that is helpful, thx u)
@janklausa and yet, https://t.co/aDMxm5c5wa doesn’t have shit. cool apple real cool
@janklausa how the f. that’s not on the ~15-zoll mbp~ section
@GeekAndDad ha, I need them in the next couple of days :( the latter part remains true though
scratch that, even the 45w is MagSafe 2. what on earth?
Apple only seem to sell 45w original MagSafe chargers these days. argh!
@kch I need the whole supply+magsafe. thanks tho
@aprilwensel THAT’S A REAL THING? I’d seen it on TV but figured it was a gag
does anyone I know in Berlin have an old MagSafe charger they’re happy to part with?
@Emmelinecady ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
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@Emmelinecady I tried to find bon-ice today 90% just to send a photo, but also it was warm so
@Emmelinecady can’t wait to gum some bon-ice
@Emmelinecady gum cleanse juice cleanse
@Emmelinecady fuck gums anyway, probably
@janklausa I saw that somewhere in passing yesterday and wondered what the fuck
@sharimarii “they can see it if you don’t wear any“ is my summer motto
@IsaChandra next-day-beetroot is terrifying and alarming tho
@petsound @ashfurrow yeah, Slack falls into “could have an impactâ€. but for the average app with < 100k users? it’s a good option for sure
@petsound @ashfurrow for 99% of products, it’s probably negligible compared to, well, most industries?
everywourd houtfououts
@ashfurrow I’ve been slowly trying to teach her about memory leaks (etc), and generally what restarting an app/mach… https://t.co/rGMyAdRIKh
@ashfurrow Slack, Franz (meetfranz.com), Spotify (not technically Electron, but it’s using Chrome embedded bits and pieces)
@ashfurrow oh no, I agree. we work closely, so it’s interesting seeing her. what is like “ugh, computers†vs “this… https://t.co/YXuoGIzI9q
@ashfurrow my (non-technical) coworker is caring that running 3 apps is k i l l i n g her macbook, so they bought her a pro last week :(
@andrewn @ThingsConAMS no hedgehog. INTERESTING.
@brentriddell ahhh you kids and your streaming services!
@brentriddell oh yeah, I want to re-watch with them. even the fucking soundtrack, man. I’ve got the mp3s if you want? :)
@brentriddell was telling someone about Utopia yesterday, encouraging them to watch. and just…sadness :( still :(
@julian0liver ha, I thought I recognised this. I went by last night to confirm. I always smile when passing down th… https://t.co/5cKuCcjiza
@vikb not too bad! I feel like I was too exhausted (it was my weekend!) to really take advantage properly. lots of parks+books+bikes+food :)
@jfpoole A PUG DONUT
@heidi_helen @whakkee the only time I ever heard “supper†as a kid was in scouts. who says supper?!
@VeganCyclist P&P commentary? (I’m on Eurosport…)
@vikb ahah, yes! kanelsnegle!!!
@vikb top of the list! was only there for brunch, alas
@id jaysus
@workingkills (nope, I failed at copy/paste. this!) pic.twitter.com/RsDDq7LRJ7
@workingkills (which is this) pic.twitter.com/ESBDJ23diz
@workingkills sort of reminds me of the behind-view of this pic.twitter.com/z6Z31Ubr0D
@HanneyChris mmmm but what if my legs are made of hot dog meat?! or worse, they are hot dogs made from my legs?
legs or hot dogs pic.twitter.com/Mu9l517Ow3
@j_s_n_d move to Europe, easy ;)
@earthxsucks buses would come by once every two hours on Sundays near Mum’s place. pretty good.
@_writehanded_ as a ginger, I think it’s actually impossible for me to have a soul of my own
@_writehanded_ the pluralisation is what gets me most. how many is too many?
I thought Danes were just super fancy/serious about Sunday brunch, but it turns out they’re mostly just serious about mother’s day?
I don’t think I’m supposed to drink tpic.twitter.com/5ZDC9HZYPHZYPH
@dimsimkitty I DO
@justMaku I’m…..proud
a Dane on a bike just flipped off a car decked out as an American ~sheriff~ vehicle for nearly hitting them. beautiful.
@ZazzyV i’ll fax you some over
@ZazzyV this shop was full of them, it’s nuts
@ZazzyV YES AND IT SURE AS SHIT WON’T BE MY LAST
@paprikapapaya not enough chocolate. hard to even bother, you know?
@Palleas signed shirt?
@Palleas should I sign it too?
@a2 if the ~distressed look~ is good enough for jeans…
@a2 it’s in this season
devouring Denmark’s national treasure in the sunshinpic.twitter.com/R5CPQ8Yax2x2
@veganstraightedge ha :) they kicked me out of the hospital at the same point. “you cannot be here, you _must not_… https://t.co/pgIjydOy2O
@Palleas @JustinTrudeau @Zonzonnette_ !!!! congratulations
@vikb I’ll let you know… :D
@vikb I don’t fly for another ~4 hours! still at work
@ekurutepe “Suspendedâ€, so I suppose so. the video was so fucking creepy though
@SVPofThings Chief Strategy Emojist
@Politepix so far! :D
@workingkills @RxJava @kotlin whoaz
@earthxsucks if I had a dollar every time I’d been asked that
@earthxsucks of course you do
@earthxsucks “jake just bought $500 house shoes that he only wears in the morning when taking a dumpâ€
@rblimey 😘😘😘
@ZuckerBaby ON IT
@sharimarii I get in tomorrow night! will ping you when I’m around etc
@sharimarii wanna get food some time? :D