@earthxsucks best way to clear the floor let’s go windmills everybody windmills I wanna see some fuckin windmills
@ZazzyV hi a mess im dad aka also a mess, it's not going super well
@_writehanded_ oh yes, I felt the argh from over here. and a very merry argh to you!
@_writehanded_ doubly because I was at a doctor about a week ago. waiting rooms with coughing people ?
@_writehanded_ it’s hayfever season here now and I’ll alternating wildly between “oh no” and “there’s no way, becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@colorofberlin aliens? pollution??? covid????????
@ratkins yeah, just realised the same. shit.
@ratkins I order my toothpaste out of the UK?????
@ksouth that's utterly fucked :/ Oz tightening the OTC codeine a couple of years ago seems like it fucked up a lot… https://t.co/12M83RbucC
@Gary_BBGames I've been on it since betas, and it was amazing how quickly dated any macOS 10.x feels almost immediately
@nzJayZee pls 2 beam
@ksouth :[ and when you finally “””earn”” their trust, they’ll prescribe by the (small, but literal) bucket load un… https://t.co/PcwqPowzj2
@nzJayZee omh! beam it to my holodeck??
@ashfurrow (I didn't even get into how much mental bandwidth `prettier` saves. god it's so nice to just forget about formatting entirely)
@ashfurrow I had to explain today why I feel that Swift slows me down, and had to explain in both a literally "the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@nzJayZee boo-urns :(
@nzJayZee @bookymargoof pls 2 find the remix
@ianiv @ratkins you definitely knew it at some point, when we sat by each other :P I think it was my Twitter birthd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@deutschbitte that counts double! 25 years combined this year then :P
@ratkins I’m on Tweetbot too. I think it used to show the actual date (only shows month now), but I put it in my ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Catstello My book is out in 4 days!!!!
Made a lil TikTok showing off some of my fave pages: vm.tiktok.com/ZMe2jHuUv/ pic.twitter.com/wPiDFfLLPi
@janklausa tbf I paid more taxes than you last year probably, so what I’m saying is: the system works
@aelleaelle yar, it came a few weeks ago. 2x packets of 6 masks, €2 contribution each. I didn’t take a photo, but a… https://t.co/l1aPtpfzOy
just collected my 12 Discount Government Issued FFP2 Masks ty Germany
@twinfold faaark
@sabinegeithner maybe @deutschbitte has some contacts/guidance on writing?
@biyanxi “I’d sooner throw myself off a bridge than use JavaScript”, which I guess, metaphorically, is what’s happening
@KTamas nooo! it rules, honestly. met and learned from so many good people, found out about all kinds of great things :)
@twinfold 12 years in July! what about you?
14 years on Twitter ?
@deutschbitte @endocrimes fexofenadine works pretty well for me generally (and is non-drowsy!) but there’s usually… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@endocrimes I’m already ruined. sleeping like shit, sneezing endlessly. gonna be such a long season :/
@nzJayZee ahah, I just showed @bookymargoof the best song on earth: youtube.com/watch?v=nKrvCV…
@DunjaLazic I think I’m up to about a million sneezes already today
leaky nose season has started extremly early this year
@deutschbitte @baertiger @basthomas oh hey, happy birthday!
@glennersboofy I have an alias of “gst”, which seems to type itself automatically forever constantly and always
@_writehanded_ “require” is an easily manipulated term inside of a brain argh, brain why, BRAIN WHY
@MYDISCOMYDISCO ????
@kcimc I’ve liked @julian0liver ‘s Harvest project as a take on this julianoliver.com/output/harvest
@__biancat oh hell yeah, I had the revision: N95 8gb (the all-black model). it fuckin ruled, kinda really missing that era now :<
reaaaally wish headline writers would stop writing “citizens” when they mean “residents”
@earthxsucks I reckon
@janklausa I had a strong start to 2020, which did a lot of the work here pic.twitter.com/sOPXstES2J
@janklausa I was just looking earlier, yesterday was a year since my last flight. this selfie was a year ago, felt… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@Gary_BBGames oh that’s rad! I’d do that. I feel helpless generally, so any contribution would feel like something at least. good shit
@Gary_BBGames I still haven’t had a single test almost a year on
@IsaChandra fyi! small typo of “bottom of the ban” on yr old scrofu article: theppk.com/2009/10/tof-u-…
@deutschbitte the Hillsong office here seems to have mostly emptied out now. it’s just a paper sign on the window n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@pjf yyyep :/ used to be a frequent rewatch for me on Bad Days, alas
@ratkins yeah that’s probably valid. I googled a couple of the lines to see if I could find an original posting, to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
we’ve made it back to “windows open in the day time” weather, finally
@bex_is we all just wish we the cool guy balancing on the double bass tbh, that was pretty epic back in the day
@ratkins could be, yeah. slightly suspicious of any broad recruiter spam that multiple people I know get at the sam… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins a bunch of people I know got this yesterday afternoon: pic.twitter.com/WCursWBfGI
today’s Clubhouse room was saying “cool beans” like from the song in Hot Rod. not a cryptocurrency or influencer fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@applescripter @endocrimes "I try to pick the right tool for the job" is bad, but "fuck yeah React!" is good? ehhhHHHH 2021
@endocrimes as more of a generalist, looking at a current climate of extremely specific job ads is miserable :[
@NeoNacho @deutschbitte but if u want to move to Berlin, oh boy do I (and my best pal David Hasselhoff) have the opportunity for you!!
@deutschbitte wonder what site they scraped for email addresses then, cos it’s a wiiiide net and not my primary email address ?
how many of you in Berlin just received an email that contains: According to David Hasselhoff: 'Baywatch' has in ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@samuelgoodwin I don’t have specific suggestions, but I pop on Concert Roulette from time to time to explore classi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@bex_is boo-urns :< I’ll fax you some to make up for it
@bex_is oh also, did you p.cakes yesterday?????
@bex_is me and @bookymargoof have been singing this all day, if you wanna fight back: youtube.com/watch?v=Aqjt2Z…
@bex_is damn you’re right, perfect soundtrack for midnight scrambos
@bex_is I’m imagining a dude with a violin and someone with a saxophone making fierce eye contact, playing frantically
@IsaChandra oh also, most importantly, it’s nextdoor to a vegan donut shop, so. happy days!
@IsaChandra (it’s a fuckin rad shop tho, for sure, so was cool to see!)
@IsaChandra hell yeah front row at the combination bagel/book shop, you’re in the big leagues now pic.twitter.com/Yn6L8vz8Qz
waiting in a doctor office at 8am, and Mr Vain comes banging in over the office sound system hell yeah
@samuelgoodwin ah yeah, but I’d generalise that: if any of your communication or practices are inflexibly set in co… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@samuelgoodwin Slack is the de-facto here, and it has endless problems for surfacing outcomes/key points/etc. but t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@samuelgoodwin depends the team+product, honestly. mature teams/products, less so
@samuelgoodwin (that’s also largely because a lot of async tooling is still Bad™ for actual commucation)
@samuelgoodwin mostly agree, because it’s hopefully only a rare issue. but in terms of daily expectations, I find v… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@samuelgoodwin in some cases totally agree, but some other cases it’s just helpful for quickly prioritising like “I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@christopherward leather comes from a completely different breed, it’s not even a byproduct. oof. swing and a miss.
@Gwladruns oh cool, happy pancake day
@Gwladruns wait are pancakes cancelled?
@samuelgoodwin what is it about them in that case? I don’t love the dogmatic formula they all seem to take these da… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
(we named it Derrick)
the snow was too powdery to make into solid lumps for a snowman, so we made a snow worm instead pic.twitter.com/VuS02P0rVI
@joannalovesyou haha yes! @bookymargoof threw in a behbay or two for variety
ALEKSIS
started my first Clubhouse room, because it is a very serious technology that we must all take very seriously… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
heck yeah, we just ticked over to Pancake Tuesday ? find/cook/~imagine~ yrself a tidy stack before the day is out!
was getting some cryptic errors on Heroku, so spun up a Dokku instance on DigitialOcean to see if it’d help debuggi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
weird to me that mega.nz, a site that seems mostly for pirated content, feels more trustworthy with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
RT @andrewn: I made a thing to keep track Berlin's corona traffic lights without stressing me out too much. ?
https://t.co/0xagi8nhUS http…
@andrewn that’s rad!
@ihatesexband innnnnnnnnnnto this. ordered!
@ratkins *ears perk up* what’s the reference?
@GeekAndDad @steveriggins yeah, I was hesitant (and very against most subscription software). but at ~$10/yr, still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@GeekAndDad @steveriggins @tweetbot the latest version of Tweetbot (from a week or two ago) supports _reading_ poll… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ratkins really wish they had a little speaker that you could ping (at least until they get the lil Tile-esque tracking figured out)
@bl00dymarie @bookymargoof a whole new world of Good Internet Content™ was searching for waschbär instead. gotta fi… https://t.co/Hin7a3wI9H
hi, I’m Josh. hobbies include: stealing @bookymargoof ’s phone and watching raccoon videos on tiktok
@deutschbitte oh nuts, I didn’t see that yesterday, he died this morning :( only a couple of hundred metres from th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@tealandpurple oh the badger video, I still can’t hear someone saying mushroom without quietly echoing “muSHROOM” to myself
@Gwladruns yeah, the vast majority are toeing the line responsibly for sure. but the optics of just a few travellin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@bex_is yeah here’s hoping it’s even really that soon ?
@messycook but kip winter sux!!!! I need some sunlight!!! it’s been a hard year!!!!!!
@deutschbitte morgenpost.de/berlin/article… that’s the one I saw, which explained why the water/ice was all chopped up when I went by earlier
@deutschbitte did you see the article too?
slowly losing my mind with how many people are travelling abroad at the moment, and very brazenly posting about it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ericaavey (for like, cents or a few dollars even. a starbucks coffee costs more than some products that follow that chain! fucks me up)
@ericaavey oh totally yeah, but the systems run so deep, u know? dig up minerals in Australia, ship to Iceland for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ericaavey I don’t really know much of an alternative. even if you go to the shops without a looming pandemic, it’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@ericaavey is it a bad thing? (it all seems basic but idk)
@Gary_BBGames hahah, that fuckin rules
@Gary_BBGames hahha, did the boat actually work? can imagine some pissed bastard paddling down the creek in a pumpkin
pumpkin sage risotto hell yeah
@bex_is :( the most disappointment
@kim_n95 oh boy, if only it were that simple :<
@deutschbitte haa, they were asking how to cross under the train line, and I said turn left at the next corner :[ t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I gave someone the wrong directions three days ago and I’ve felt bad since
@_writehanded_ a noincidence*
@janklausa (idk if that’s even a reference that makes sense, but if not: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Grams it’s that)
@janklausa is it the weight of your soul leaving your body after you die
@_writehanded_ no but I’m literally watching old episodes of Top Chef now. coincidence???? yes
@stephbelding @paprikapapaya thriving, even, by the looks of it! ?
@paprikapapaya I’m putting the 12 (years) in “sublingual B12 supplement” this year
@songcarver nuts, thought I was clever when that was my first response too :P (alternatively: am clever, great minds, etc)
@ratkins “off by one”
@RachaelHasIdeas this is fuckin perfect
@LizHcks but the economy!!
@sylmobile depends, who’s the first to say “aaanyway…”?
@christopherward agree! profit should be a side effect, not primary motivation! sigh, ~the shareholders~, ~the economy~
@Geoelte_Spinne @christopherward paying (and paying a lot!) is totally ok! that’s why I pay into public German insu… https://t.co/XngQQKGpVb
@christopherward eh, I feel having an either/or system with both public and private (as opposed to optionally priva… https://t.co/LcUisVoSi8
@christopherward I’m not a huuuge fan of the German system :/ explicit “insurance” will always feel so weird to me
for all the “so much covid, so little vaccine” headlines, a couple of days ago Germany passed the threshold of more… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@tleydn I like this version of it to share with others, a little easier to read: nohello.net
@InVisionApp hi! I left a job, so no longer have access to the email address on my account, but would like to delet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…