@ZazzyV incredibly relatable. especially because in Germany, shops don’t open Sunday. Saturday is recover-from-the-… https://t.co/un9fyIJWiJ
I had TWO naps today and I’m in bed, dead, still before midnight
@earthxsucks probably won’t, if I’m honest
@Gwladruns I had all this to myself this morning. ludo. pic.twitter.com/FS78aimpxS
@earthxsucks wait really?
@earthxsucks what do you mean by good??? like, better than fresh, or
@samuelgoodwin damn. but that's exciting!
@samuelgoodwin whoa! in Amsterdam?
@EthicalVegnLife I don't even know when that season actually is but I'm in
@RandiBop ohhhhHHH that makes sense, haha
@EthicalVegnLife next time we hang out!! ALSO I saw a bloke getting around in a niners shirt a couple of days ago.… https://t.co/AQpFW3znuB
@EthicalVegnLife I'm havin' avo sammiches for dinner. how good would a sandwich-dinner-potluck be?!?
@nzJayZee internet hugs, friend
humidity: 1, open packet of rice crackers: 0
@oh_pies sizzle is a good word
@ratkins I finally learned how to find south from the southern cross last night too. I had a rough idea for decades… https://t.co/LT1lZwzJd2
@ratkins oh no I extremely understand that. and then forgetting completely, arriving back, looking up, "holy shit,… https://t.co/tXWHN0ozEj
@terinjokes I'll start with the stars as a tattoo, then can get my little cousins to connect the dots, so we can ha… https://t.co/zEvIOiVLkE
@RandiBop arrivals lounge? or shower on board? :P
@irldexter whoa! yep, I’ll suss it
@nzJayZee aha!
@ZuckerBaby oh rad, I can defs even do day-before notice no problem!
@irldexter heck yeah! any hints on where to find it? on the outside of the station, I assume?
@ZuckerBaby awesome!! how much notice do you need? cos my plans are a tangled ball of “uhhhhhhh maybe?†so far
@irldexter not Sydney if I can help it. not in Melbs often enough for my liking, but should be there next week
@ZuckerBaby wait wrong month on the calendar, dickhead. like the 6th-12th.
@ZuckerBaby ummm it’s not booked but probably like next Friday until the Monday or so
@ZuckerBaby yeah! I think it’s a similar jam to what Vöner puts up but I need to find out. for science.
@ZuckerBaby SOLD
@ZuckerBaby relaTED: I’ve been away so long I didn’t know what a HSP was??
@ZuckerBaby any excuse to visit the cornish arms, honestly
@ZuckerBaby ahah, well when I’m in Melbs next week I’ll shout you a lemon lime and bitters and you can educate me
@ZuckerBaby SOLID ADVICE
I should get the big dipper tattooed on my chest to show my patriotism
I always know I’m ~home~ when I can look up to the night sky and see a fucking saucepan
@ZuckerBaby I’ll learn from your lesson then :P find a way to knock back the queue of babes begging for me to marry them
@ZuckerBaby process process process. follow the checklist. that sucks for the actual humans in amongst it tho :(
@BrittA2211 shit eh. fucking cancer.
@ZuckerBaby yeah! I get some level of them not wanting people to be super flippant, but also? there’s a pretty clea… https://t.co/YFekmldH00
@ZuckerBaby cool cool, government messing in all sorts of affairs. what the fuck. that sounds extremely unfun thoug… https://t.co/3hJc201s7Y
@ZuckerBaby prove you lived apart for 12 months? as a starting point? my god this is already stupid
@ZuckerBaby out of curiosity, what’s the process like? takes forever? infinite documents? meetings?
@BrittA2211 farrrk I didn’t know he’d been diagnosed. I think I still have him on FB, I’ll drop him a message. thxxxx
@Politepix :)
@nzJayZee AHA
@nzJayZee what does that mean??
@BrittA2211 which brother? Kieran, Joe, and I think there was another?
hey, somewhat maybe personal question, but does anyone following me have any experience with cancer treatments in A… https://t.co/nRQbyxSHnU
@nzJayZee perfect
@BrittA2211 fuckin bula as bro
@Politepix (in a less-bleak-than-it-sounds way, it’s where I come when I want to remember how insignificant I am. t… https://t.co/3M59HoAkGt
@Politepix the bonus is, the tide is rolling in. loud and angry, crashing and tumbling
@j_s_n_d high fives! pic.twitter.com/BLkRSgYABZ
@BrittA2211 jesus
@RandiBop me, never. “why is everybody so dressed up? it’s an airport ffsâ€
@nzJayZee cmake and eat it
@Politepix (and a happy Reasonably Okay Friday to you also!)
@Politepix Twitter won’t let me post a video. crashing waves + sitting, contemplating. humbling and serene.
@tahinikill safe travels!!
@michaelneale cursed tweet
@earthxsucks kuss kuss 😘
@earthxsucks weds or thurs, take ya pick
@earthxsucks sick, come get Au Lac for lunch next week???????
@earthxsucks oi where do you work these days? like, suburb-wise
@earthxsucks how
@earthxsucks can't
@oh_pies Average Friday
@aprilwensel (it's my favourite place on earth)
@oh_pies on a scale from 0-10
RT @julian0liver: Europe:
- 75% decline in flying insect biomass in 27 years
- 80% decline in avian populations in 30 years
- 42% declin…
@aprilwensel same ocean, different view
(hello from the South Pacific!) pic.twitter.com/b7SYCHfUGH
@Emmelinecady there is a song I've listened to a lot recently (that you may even enjoy somewhat??? it's not screami… https://t.co/neNuaKzpJT
@Emmelinecady VERY GOOD TWEET CONFIRMED
I renamed @Emmelinecady in my phone and it’s working out v.welpic.twitter.com/SaQWFxa9B3B3
@Emmelinecady wow even pulled out the metrics on that, v.good
@Emmelinecady listen there was some experiments and not all were winners. we got lasagnchos and like 2 perfect falafels ok
@Emmelinecady wait was that me
@Emmelinecady I can’t drink piping hot drinks at all but I refuse to add water or turn the kettle off before it’s boiled
@Emmelinecady is it heresy to ask if you could add a little cold water??
@Emmelinecady true like. have you eveR made too much coffee?
@Emmelinecady aha my theoretical partner “I made u coffeeâ€
me “???â€
my theoretical partner “dammit too much again fuckâ€
@Emmelinecady (that is a lovely way to put it tho)
@Emmelinecady just use less water dumbass
@Emmelinecady legit not! the simplest things are the most comforting and reassuring and perfect. I hope you get those things soon!!
@Emmelinecady I’m not joking??
@Emmelinecady “what I wouldn’t give to get myself a glass of water and to be able to offer you a glass alsoâ€
@stilgherrian @DDsD it’s kind of unfortunate timing to look like a reaction to FB :( it’s been in the betas for weeks already
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad America is wild???? I legitimately can’t even imagine that as a real thing???????? it’s a… https://t.co/haI57wVQg8
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad iCloud is perfect and nothing will ever go wrong
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad I remember reading *something* from I think it was OLPC a few years ago, that giving stud… https://t.co/xPR4Lx8E5j
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad what kind of school did you go to?!
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air endured small drops way better, simply because there was less mass behind an impac… https://t.co/2Mrk0xoqwU
@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air lasted really well despite being thrown around in bags+travel a lot for me. obv no… https://t.co/Q1p4MCxlIk
@Emmelinecady @janklausa except 20 years for you is only like 1 year for the rest of us, slow down bro
@_writehanded_ tag urself im stephanie
@janklausa @Emmelinecady we're the april fools for believing @Emmelinecady 's long game
@Emmelinecady I will also not be a good sport, lol april fools, got u
@waxpancake I was just watching some old eps that were on TV the other night. it was never the same after the Kicks… https://t.co/SDlYCdaDXu
@DDsD “feature, not a bugâ€. I just wanted to...keep playing Skyrim :(
@DDsD I’ve plugged it into my Macbook and my Macbook started drawing charge from my Switch. USB-C is a fucking mess.
@ratkins I usually drive without my shoes on. my first reaction would to reach down and put my shoes on...and proba… https://t.co/yWaYmPoPWn
@ratkins I disagree. whatever. heading to the beach tomorrow :P
PeterSinger Here's a new site for info on the coming Clean Meat Revolution: cleanmeat.info
@ratkins you'll be pleased to know, at least, there was about an hour where Berlin was warmer than Canberra the other day
RT @DrBeef_: Here are some AI generated nude portraits I've been working onðŸ‘
Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with…
@twinfold dang. it's jumper weather down south :(
@twinfold and the last of your Canadianity has disappeared :P
extremely important thread https://t.co/YlCRBa8QMN
@ashfurrow let's start a gofundme for our change dot org campaign
@DDsD listen, it was either this at the top of the headlines, or the Qantas flight. they chose right
@chriseidhof ! bust out the muisjes!?
@MAS though to be pedantic: my name is not incorrect, and I don't need to edit any names. they're just in the wrong… https://t.co/NUku46obfs
@MAS ok, thanks. a small suggestion (as others seem to have had the issue on MH?) is to have the form in the order… https://t.co/BOzUXqchjy
@MAS the first name/last name on my booking are somehow reversed, can I get this fixed somehow?
@GeekAndDad at least, I assume so. I've only looked at Expo v.v.v.briefly a year or so ago. could be wrong :P
@GeekAndDad it's not *much* different, but it does let them inject bindings from JS to native functionality which h… https://t.co/dGN6Lz4EUo
@janklausa @StyleGuardians most any public wifi tbh
@janklausa @StyleGuardians ok fine but I'm ~/bin/generate_random_mac_address.sh
this sure is dark, especially after the Facebook news in the last week. /cc @StyleGuardians pic.twitter.com/to0nG6yhn6
@janklausa hard agree
australia dot jpeg pic.twitter.com/qyFh32mbJg
@janklausa oh and context: I was stoked to take them in Berlin when I'm back. but maybe not? because?????? "this is just bread with stuff"
@janklausa sort of related: I met someone recently that's never had banh mi
@janklausa :(
the German word for hate is hass but honestly it should be shepherd 🥑
@oh_pies can you drown sorrows in hummus? tune in next time to find out
@oh_pies there are not even shepherd avos at the shops today. I shouldn't have been so quick to judge. I'm sad and… https://t.co/kTQSDtWExa
@janklausa ok yeah worth it
@Politepix perfect.
@Politepix yeah, when I first got to Canada and mentioned something about "invoicing fortnightly". "sounds great, j… https://t.co/Nbm05BJQFd
@andrewn (and today I crossed into my 5th timezone in the last 7 days. so.)
@andrewn they change here on the weekend too :(
@Politepix yeah. we don't say "biweekly", "bimonthly", or "biannually" at all in Australia (afaik?) so I always hav… https://t.co/hkhTIakPwy
@Politepix (I always hated "biweekly", just say "fortnightly", dammit)
@Politepix every second year?????????????????
@Politepix ??????? pic.twitter.com/Jo7hUxLEJ5
@sharimarii @fleabag oooo this might be fun too, and relevant! https://t.co/wZTU2z03JO
@skwashd @abcnews @smh stood down by the ~leadership team~, which includes those players voting to stand themselves… https://t.co/hbNZsJXXON
@oh_pies @tealandpurple you can cry onto the poncho and pretend it's warm salty rain
@aelleaelle whoa, nice! the jetlag has been okay (I came over slowly - a night in Doha, then slowly through Asia +… https://t.co/pnhdQddLs5
timezones are a real thing and my brain can't figure any of it out, if only there were some kind of technology at my disposal
@a2 hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pic.twitter.com/L0Mwgp4Voa
@Qantas hello friends. any chance of getting some better vegan snacks in the club lounges any time soon? BA does a… https://t.co/IH1uRtI9nS
@sharimarii @fleabag there’s a Fleabag show at the comedy festival and godddd I’m gonna try to get tix
@oh_pies why am I here now, this is a wasted trip
@skwashd @stilgherrian looking at RECENT TWEETS it would seem that yes, yes I kind of am. "what is all that noise? oh hello Greek festival"
@skwashd Adelaide
@janklausa yeah but valid ones
whoa, Max Brenner actually labels the vegan items on the menu these days? and even has a “sinful dark vegan†(aka m… https://t.co/cEGA2BLxBS
it’s like when a pet sits at the table and someone said “he thinks he’s people!†except the very exact opposite of that
I’d forgotten how Australian cities get on Saturday nights, especially when the footy team had a win
@janklausa not when you’re 98% skin and bones
hm, jumper weather. I’m not into this.
@berikv they were all business people flying home. I forgot it was Friday, haaa
the description of my new JavaScript framework pic.twitter.com/aFpGzqBX8Z
@janklausa oh I thought xo tickets went out. realised it was wwdc and just "oh god"'d
@EthicalVegnLife I think you went to their other location: pic.twitter.com/XkH0l496jA
@EthicalVegnLife guess where I went that wasn’t awful
I'm pulling my FB data archive down on a Qantas plane faster than plenty of home "broadband" connections in Austral… https://t.co/X7OrP6FB44
@nzJayZee utter madness
@nzJayZee one step ahead
@nzJayZee mmmmmyes
@dutchhoemafia it’s fuggin easy in Germany. but don’t ask for supermarket-grade antihistamines without a fuckin prescription
@dutchhoemafia I went to a chemist the other day and got it first go, with only barely saying “got a bit of a cold goin onâ€
@earthxsucks honestly some second wave political ska with hardcore infused breaks and featuring orchestral strings… https://t.co/ngSW1QhlCd
everyone in airport lounges is always talking about business deals and always seem very angry
@BrittA2211 no it’s them telling you they ate a serve of sla
@JamieKimHay extreme same. but I feel better knowing I’ll see them when I’m back in Berlin
@Emmelinecady mmmmaybe?
@Emmelinecady I have a cold so it's legit but wow cold meds make for extremely awake times
@Emmelinecady wow holy shit before she became terrified of everything
@Emmelinecady wow so young how
@_writehanded_ HEY THIS IS AMAZING
@ratkins @sharperstill that said, I've barely seen a single cycle commuter on Perth roads not on a roadie w/ lycra. so. that's been...weird.
@sharperstill @ratkins (watching people bike around Rottnest - a very low traffic, closed off island. "helmets mand… https://t.co/8UAnurWRQx
@sharperstill @ratkins just when I was feeling ok about Australia for a minute...
@twinfold on a train at 10pm and wow this is as true as ever. jesus christ.
@finicalgal niceeeeee
@janklausa on one hand: wow three years already?
on the other hand: wow only three years?
@irldexter at least you know they wouldn’t encode it like that here ;)
Australians say “Tuesday†better than anyone else on the planet
@janklausa we talked about this, and yet you seem..........surprised??????
@katherinebailey ohhh awesome. if you happen to be around Bateman’s Bay around sunset (and sunrise, I think?) you m… https://t.co/FPohej3Ut8
@twinfold oh my god fuck yeah. it’s incredible.
@katherinebailey you’d better be stopping at the dog on the tuckerbox
Australia has SO MANY rules
@Emmelinecady go to bed
@cabel a tissue on top of all the napkins? boy, what a day
@aliterative ohhh, I guess it was Adelaide Fringe? that’d have made sense :) welp, catch you in Melbourne eventually
@aliterative maYBE a stupid question, but I vaguely recall (at least?) one teacast guest with shows in Adelaide thi… https://t.co/Yzpes3VL9C
@Emmelinecady in retrospect maybe they were right?????????????
@Emmelinecady I was telling my friend about this just two nights ago! “stop, it’s legitimately not for everyone okâ€
honestly, these beaches pic.twitter.com/7CGeAiI1hN
vaccines can’t melt steel beams
@janklausa thx u
despite that, here’s a beachpic.twitter.com/bVXW6si94Q4Q
hey it’s my fifteen year headache anniversary!