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March 2018

@ZazzyV incredibly relatable. especially because in Germany, shops don’t open Sunday. Saturday is recover-from-the-… https://t.co/un9fyIJWiJ

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I had TWO naps today and I’m in bed, dead, still before midnight

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@earthxsucks what do you mean by good??? like, better than fresh, or

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@EthicalVegnLife I don't even know when that season actually is but I'm in

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@EthicalVegnLife next time we hang out!! ALSO I saw a bloke getting around in a niners shirt a couple of days ago.… https://t.co/AQpFW3znuB

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@EthicalVegnLife I'm havin' avo sammiches for dinner. how good would a sandwich-dinner-potluck be?!?

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humidity: 1, open packet of rice crackers: 0

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@ratkins I finally learned how to find south from the southern cross last night too. I had a rough idea for decades… https://t.co/LT1lZwzJd2

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@ratkins oh no I extremely understand that. and then forgetting completely, arriving back, looking up, "holy shit,… https://t.co/tXWHN0ozEj

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@terinjokes I'll start with the stars as a tattoo, then can get my little cousins to connect the dots, so we can ha… https://t.co/zEvIOiVLkE

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@RandiBop arrivals lounge? or shower on board? :P

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@ZuckerBaby oh rad, I can defs even do day-before notice no problem!

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@irldexter heck yeah! any hints on where to find it? on the outside of the station, I assume?

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@ZuckerBaby awesome!! how much notice do you need? cos my plans are a tangled ball of “uhhhhhhh maybe?” so far

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@irldexter not Sydney if I can help it. not in Melbs often enough for my liking, but should be there next week

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@ZuckerBaby wait wrong month on the calendar, dickhead. like the 6th-12th.

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@ZuckerBaby ummm it’s not booked but probably like next Friday until the Monday or so

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@ZuckerBaby yeah! I think it’s a similar jam to what Vöner puts up but I need to find out. for science.

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@ZuckerBaby relaTED: I’ve been away so long I didn’t know what a HSP was??

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@ZuckerBaby ahah, well when I’m in Melbs next week I’ll shout you a lemon lime and bitters and you can educate me

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I should get the big dipper tattooed on my chest to show my patriotism

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I always know I’m ~home~ when I can look up to the night sky and see a fucking saucepan

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@ZuckerBaby I’ll learn from your lesson then :P find a way to knock back the queue of babes begging for me to marry them

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@ZuckerBaby process process process. follow the checklist. that sucks for the actual humans in amongst it tho :(

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@ZuckerBaby yeah! I get some level of them not wanting people to be super flippant, but also? there’s a pretty clea… https://t.co/YFekmldH00

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@ZuckerBaby cool cool, government messing in all sorts of affairs. what the fuck. that sounds extremely unfun thoug… https://t.co/3hJc201s7Y

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@ZuckerBaby prove you lived apart for 12 months? as a starting point? my god this is already stupid

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@ZuckerBaby out of curiosity, what’s the process like? takes forever? infinite documents? meetings?

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@BrittA2211 farrrk I didn’t know he’d been diagnosed. I think I still have him on FB, I’ll drop him a message. thxxxx

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@BrittA2211 which brother? Kieran, Joe, and I think there was another?

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hey, somewhat maybe personal question, but does anyone following me have any experience with cancer treatments in A… https://t.co/nRQbyxSHnU

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@Politepix (in a less-bleak-than-it-sounds way, it’s where I come when I want to remember how insignificant I am. t… https://t.co/3M59HoAkGt

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@Politepix the bonus is, the tide is rolling in. loud and angry, crashing and tumbling

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@RandiBop me, never. “why is everybody so dressed up? it’s an airport ffs”

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@Politepix Twitter won’t let me post a video. crashing waves + sitting, contemplating. humbling and serene.

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RT @julian0liver: Europe:

- 75% decline in flying insect biomass in 27 years

- 80% decline in avian populations in 30 years

- 42% declin…

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@Emmelinecady there is a song I've listened to a lot recently (that you may even enjoy somewhat??? it's not screami… https://t.co/neNuaKzpJT

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I renamed @Emmelinecady in my phone and it’s working out v.welpic.twitter.com/SaQWFxa9B3B3

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@Emmelinecady listen there was some experiments and not all were winners. we got lasagnchos and like 2 perfect falafels ok

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@Emmelinecady I can’t drink piping hot drinks at all but I refuse to add water or turn the kettle off before it’s boiled

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@Emmelinecady is it heresy to ask if you could add a little cold water??

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@Emmelinecady aha my theoretical partner “I made u coffee”
me “???”
my theoretical partner “dammit too much again fuck”

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@Emmelinecady legit not! the simplest things are the most comforting and reassuring and perfect. I hope you get those things soon!!

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@Emmelinecady “what I wouldn’t give to get myself a glass of water and to be able to offer you a glass also”

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@stilgherrian @DDsD it’s kind of unfortunate timing to look like a reaction to FB :( it’s been in the betas for weeks already

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad America is wild???? I legitimately can’t even imagine that as a real thing???????? it’s a… https://t.co/haI57wVQg8

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad I remember reading *something* from I think it was OLPC a few years ago, that giving stud… https://t.co/xPR4Lx8E5j

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air endured small drops way better, simply because there was less mass behind an impac… https://t.co/2Mrk0xoqwU

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@colincornaby @GeekAndDad my Air lasted really well despite being thrown around in bags+travel a lot for me. obv no… https://t.co/Q1p4MCxlIk

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@Emmelinecady @janklausa except 20 years for you is only like 1 year for the rest of us, slow down bro

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@Emmelinecady I will also not be a good sport, lol april fools, got u

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@waxpancake I was just watching some old eps that were on TV the other night. it was never the same after the Kicks… https://t.co/SDlYCdaDXu

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@DDsD “feature, not a bug”. I just wanted to...keep playing Skyrim :(

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@DDsD I’ve plugged it into my Macbook and my Macbook started drawing charge from my Switch. USB-C is a fucking mess.

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@ratkins I usually drive without my shoes on. my first reaction would to reach down and put my shoes on...and proba… https://t.co/yWaYmPoPWn

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@ratkins I disagree. whatever. heading to the beach tomorrow :P

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PeterSinger Here's a new site for info on the coming Clean Meat Revolution: cleanmeat.info

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@ratkins you'll be pleased to know, at least, there was about an hour where Berlin was warmer than Canberra the other day

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RT @DrBeef_: Here are some AI generated nude portraits I've been working on🍑

Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with…

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@twinfold dang. it's jumper weather down south :(

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@twinfold and the last of your Canadianity has disappeared :P

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@ashfurrow let's start a gofundme for our change dot org campaign

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@DDsD listen, it was either this at the top of the headlines, or the Qantas flight. they chose right

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@MAS though to be pedantic: my name is not incorrect, and I don't need to edit any names. they're just in the wrong… https://t.co/NUku46obfs

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@MAS ok, thanks. a small suggestion (as others seem to have had the issue on MH?) is to have the form in the order… https://t.co/BOzUXqchjy

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@MAS the first name/last name on my booking are somehow reversed, can I get this fixed somehow?

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@GeekAndDad at least, I assume so. I've only looked at Expo v.v.v.briefly a year or so ago. could be wrong :P

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@GeekAndDad it's not *much* different, but it does let them inject bindings from JS to native functionality which h… https://t.co/dGN6Lz4EUo

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@janklausa @StyleGuardians ok fine but I'm ~/bin/generate_random_mac_address.sh

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this sure is dark, especially after the Facebook news in the last week. /cc @StyleGuardians pic.twitter.com/to0nG6yhn6

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@janklausa oh and context: I was stoked to take them in Berlin when I'm back. but maybe not? because?????? "this is just bread with stuff"

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@janklausa sort of related: I met someone recently that's never had banh mi

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the German word for hate is hass but honestly it should be shepherd 🥑

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@oh_pies can you drown sorrows in hummus? tune in next time to find out

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@oh_pies there are not even shepherd avos at the shops today. I shouldn't have been so quick to judge. I'm sad and… https://t.co/kTQSDtWExa

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@janklausa actually I nearly watched it on a @Qantas flight. wonder what that cut is like.

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@Politepix yeah, when I first got to Canada and mentioned something about "invoicing fortnightly". "sounds great, j… https://t.co/Nbm05BJQFd

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@andrewn (and today I crossed into my 5th timezone in the last 7 days. so.)

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@andrewn they change here on the weekend too :(

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@Politepix yeah. we don't say "biweekly", "bimonthly", or "biannually" at all in Australia (afaik?) so I always hav… https://t.co/hkhTIakPwy

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@Politepix (I always hated "biweekly", just say "fortnightly", dammit)

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@skwashd @abcnews @smh stood down by the ~leadership team~, which includes those players voting to stand themselves… https://t.co/hbNZsJXXON

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@oh_pies @tealandpurple you can cry onto the poncho and pretend it's warm salty rain

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@aelleaelle whoa, nice! the jetlag has been okay (I came over slowly - a night in Doha, then slowly through Asia +… https://t.co/pnhdQddLs5

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timezones are a real thing and my brain can't figure any of it out, if only there were some kind of technology at my disposal

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@Qantas hello friends. any chance of getting some better vegan snacks in the club lounges any time soon? BA does a… https://t.co/IH1uRtI9nS

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@sharimarii @fleabag there’s a Fleabag show at the comedy festival and godddd I’m gonna try to get tix

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@skwashd @stilgherrian looking at RECENT TWEETS it would seem that yes, yes I kind of am. "what is all that noise? oh hello Greek festival"

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whoa, Max Brenner actually labels the vegan items on the menu these days? and even has a “sinful dark vegan” (aka m… https://t.co/cEGA2BLxBS

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it’s like when a pet sits at the table and someone said “he thinks he’s people!” except the very exact opposite of that

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I’d forgotten how Australian cities get on Saturday nights, especially when the footy team had a win

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hm, jumper weather. I’m not into this.

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@berikv they were all business people flying home. I forgot it was Friday, haaa

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@janklausa oh I thought xo tickets went out. realised it was wwdc and just "oh god"'d

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@EthicalVegnLife guess where I went that wasn’t awful

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I'm pulling my FB data archive down on a Qantas plane faster than plenty of home "broadband" connections in Austral… https://t.co/X7OrP6FB44

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@dutchhoemafia it’s fuggin easy in Germany. but don’t ask for supermarket-grade antihistamines without a fuckin prescription

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@dutchhoemafia I went to a chemist the other day and got it first go, with only barely saying “got a bit of a cold goin on”

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@earthxsucks honestly some second wave political ska with hardcore infused breaks and featuring orchestral strings… https://t.co/ngSW1QhlCd

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everyone in airport lounges is always talking about business deals and always seem very angry

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@BrittA2211 no it’s them telling you they ate a serve of sla

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@JamieKimHay extreme same. but I feel better knowing I’ll see them when I’m back in Berlin

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@Emmelinecady I have a cold so it's legit but wow cold meds make for extremely awake times

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@Emmelinecady wow holy shit before she became terrified of everything

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@ratkins @sharperstill that said, I've barely seen a single cycle commuter on Perth roads not on a roadie w/ lycra. so. that's been...weird.

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@sharperstill @ratkins (watching people bike around Rottnest - a very low traffic, closed off island. "helmets mand… https://t.co/8UAnurWRQx

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@sharperstill @ratkins just when I was feeling ok about Australia for a minute...

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@twinfold on a train at 10pm and wow this is as true as ever. jesus christ.

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@janklausa on one hand: wow three years already?
on the other hand: wow only three years?

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@irldexter at least you know they wouldn’t encode it like that here ;)

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Australians say “Tuesday” better than anyone else on the planet

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@janklausa we talked about this, and yet you seem..........surprised??????

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@katherinebailey ohhh awesome. if you happen to be around Bateman’s Bay around sunset (and sunrise, I think?) you m… https://t.co/FPohej3Ut8

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@katherinebailey you’d better be stopping at the dog on the tuckerbox

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@cabel a tissue on top of all the napkins? boy, what a day

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@aliterative ohhh, I guess it was Adelaide Fringe? that’d have made sense :) welp, catch you in Melbourne eventually

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@aliterative maYBE a stupid question, but I vaguely recall (at least?) one teacast guest with shows in Adelaide thi… https://t.co/Yzpes3VL9C

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@Emmelinecady I was telling my friend about this just two nights ago! “stop, it’s legitimately not for everyone ok”

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vaccines can’t melt steel beams

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hey it’s my fifteen year headache anniversary!

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