`ActivityManager.isLowRamDevice()` augh. ouch.
@textfiles so in short, you have a thing for regions one likely earthquake away from falling into the ocean? ;)
@textfiles if you could live anywhere (excusing any practical concerns), where would you be?
@fbz wait, you mean that weather won't last?
@subvolume de jeugd van tegenwoordig 4lyfe
@AnimalsAus hey. again. sincere and massive thanks for the work and effort you guys do. it's amazing, inspiring and deeply appreciated.
@veganstraightedge no no, there are just a lot of uprisings. 2103 of them, in fact!
@colincornaby I’ve only really seen 13″ benchmarks of this gen. tons of speculation of non-apple iris pro/750m
@colincornaby I can deal with battery life being cut (even by 25%) so long as performance is a bunch better than iris
@colincornaby worth it? I’m waiting for performance/battery benchmarks, but they’re taking forever
@colincornaby did you get the discrete GPU option?
@steipete I'll look into it a bit more. really, happy to let it happen. I was at WWDC, so it's not the end of the world for me :)
@steipete hell, just borrow my passport for an hour and say crikey a lot. no one will know.
@steipete (I guess they mean a legit Apple dev team, not just working on a product together)
@steipete "If you cannot make it to the iOS 7 Tech Talks, you may transfer your admission to a fellow developer who was on your dev team"
@steipete I got accepted. were you at WWDC? if not, I'd totally let you have my ticket
@cabel ✨♥ï¸âœ¨ðŸ’©âœ¨
geez. I was bummed out for not getting replies for my rental applications. turns out I have a ton of them in my spam box. bummer!
@flickiter you can never be too sure with something as dangerous as that!
@flickiter WHAT. I want these. for science.
@flickiter @oh_pies best photo, for sure. I stumble on it sometimes and grin big :D #humpday is as good of an excuse as you need
@flickiter WHAT IS PROTEIN? BABY DON'T HURT MEEEE, NO MORE
@flickiter where do you get your protein?
@qutmike :/ I should do that trip soon.
@projectid what’s worse: you reading them? or somebody else? :P
@zuzu ahh, that is perfect.
@irldexter vs "we would like to.."
@ianiv "wait until December"
@ratkins hell in a hand basket!
@irldexter can you get to cafe morgenrot?
@collindonnell heh, I thought you meant celsius. I got jealous for a second
@ratkins :( it's pretty embarrassing to be abroad right now
@grhmc maybe it's fine after all if you update firmware: http://t.co/YiKro5ErFy
@grhmc (that may have changed, but that's the last I'd heard about it)
@irldexter tomorrow at 3pm? or whenever you're free that isn't an evening
@ratkins @samuelgoodwin nice! you'll also be pleased to know it's been a TISM morning. "you and all your race get fucked!"
@kcimc subvert the system! run `yes no`!
@ratkins SSKeychain is what I tend to use. not sure if it's still the most common at all though
@grhmc don’t do it. drobo is designed to have “infinite†space, so time machine won’t purge old backups. it’ll just slow to a crawl
@michellesanver did you take it to an actual Apple store? or an authorised repair place?
@teacuptempest mathS!
@coveloper probably undiagnosed autism
a perfect ending to a @letterpressapp game from @coveloper pic.twitter.com/8TwRavyL9f
@foodncatz hello! :D!
@foodncatz pff, I'm awake, and will be for hours. I'm not on gtalk atm (I'm working on another laptop) if that's a thing?
@irldexter okie doke, I'll suss it out
@samuelgoodwin if Xcode generated warnings for non-connected outlets, I'd catch it straight away (or remove the IBOutlet keyword)
@ijansch :(
@irldexter I have a friend here, she's big into permaculture. think you two would do well to know each other. she suggested meeting. lunch?
agh, here I was cursing bindings when my IBOutlet wasn't wired in. Josh: 0, Apple: 3798
@notjosh "iMovie" :(
thanks, App Store.app! pic.twitter.com/DSYlTfIDfC
@daleharvey MARKED AS SPAM /cc @spam
@OriginalBonsoy hey! any word on Bonsoy in Berlin for me yet?
@qutmike I went. got laughed at slightly by the lady doing the announcements. worth it
@qutmike and you gotta hire the gown on top of that!
running "Adobe AIR Uninstaller.app" I get the following popup: pic.twitter.com/i019hlNNFZ
@fwrnando it’s yopic.twitter.com/GzpCKYuE6969
death to bitstrips
@samuelgoodwin yep, I'm still pretty nervous for sure, even in small bunches
what an amazing finish to the madison at @SixDayRacingCom. massive.
@samuelgoodwin man, are you watching the madison? incredible
@samuelgoodwin you're not there, but watch online: http://t.co/lCwutEMKoz
@ratkins you mean a party that's got less media grab than the shooter's party/bob katter/whatever? :(
@ratkins too busy with everything being on fire, and teh gays ruining family values
@wtabs how come?
surprised how little UIDynamics has been (over)used in iOS7 apps
@BrittA2211 full bogan hey
@teacuptempest je suis arugula
@veganinbrighton hey if you want ice cream when you're near(ish) to freckles, kyl21.com do pretty and vegan ice creams
@MarkCavendish hey, congratulations!
@bex_is hey we have a new world championship in 2011: https://t.co/LD8Rj84e7i
@veganinbrighton hey, look who won in 2011! https://t.co/4M1udEfMKY
@paprikapapaya I drank two soft drinks. now I have two regrets.
@oh_pies you're a gay scene
@veganinbrighton awesome! see you then!
@veganinbrighton late night works :) I'm busy 3-5pm ish tomorrow. so yeah, let's aim for tonight. 10:30? 11?
@veganinbrighton about to meet a mate at freckles actually. I have bike, so I can get around. dinner plans?
@veganinbrighton WAIT, you are here? let's high five for a bit!
@irldexter 2p works!
@cfsmtbation holy shit. how embarrassing to be Australian right now.
@acht poor lions.
@irldexter (realised I only got to half of that). I'm by Möckernbrücke U-Bahn. and I've got something at 11, free after
@Emmelinecady @lagusta what is this double-o business?
@andrewpascoe aw, RIP old site
@Emmelinecady tell @KerflufflesTeam all about them!
@irldexter oh wow, that's well located. either of those work, or there's http://t.co/q1YGMkwsQQ around the corner if you're feeling game
@oh_pies very, very best
@qutmike that's why the block/hide button exists :P
@Michael_Creed @RoadID man, if only the @ICEdotCommunity guys would come to the table. geez.
@primatelabs @geekbench wait but what about graphics benchmarks???? WHAT OF BATTERY BENCHMARKS? worst app. 1 star.
@ratkins wait, "we"? THAT WAS NOT THE OFFER. wink.
@ratkins there's a new reason for you in Berlin if you ever get the itch <3
@ratkins have I already met the reason? or is there a new reason?
@ratkins pffFFFffff. jerkfurt more like
@ratkins heading to .de?
@zuzu take care. good luck <3
@zuzu :( I wish there were a way to help from here. but you'll be okay, yeah?
@zuzu got a hot water bottle? can you hop in a warm shower and rest in it?
@zuzu crap. sorry. are you through it? do you need anything?
@zuzu ack! what does that actually look like? I'm far too ignorant on this. just feel bad? or actually seriously dangerous?
@zuzu and oh man. the stress of the last week which still isn't over. ugh. no other way than to smash through it though..
@zuzu ehhh, I promise it's not all roses. it's more of an "if I stop, bad things happen" type of thing (though, nothing too serious)
@zuzu (weirdly I was *just* looking at a map. there's still so much of the world left to see!)
@zuzu I just got to Berlin a week ago! popped down to Naples to see family this week
@zuzu high fives! let's hope to see you tweeting less then :)
@veganza :(
@Brightbluegirl @foodncatz @mini_monsoon so I've heard. so juicy and tender
@foodncatz @mini_monsoon there's another one I do where I stick my tongue back on itself. suctioned onto itself! pic.twitter.com/fcVavj6Qxk
@foodncatz @mini_monsoon hello ladies. pic.twitter.com/SkuxQNlln8
@osobinka because have you SEEN me?
@irldexter just back from Italy! no significant plans beyond the usual grind. pick a time and place!
@osobinka who said so? I can go pretend to beat them up!
@osobinka why!
@wtabs ridin a horse, smokin margaritas
@wtabs thought you meant Alcoholics Anonymous. was pretty confused for a sec
@pgodel I've been running Mavericks for four months now. totally fine :)
@pickledtreats I find if I sleep well and don't move my head, I do better. but that's not always feasible :P
@pickledtreats it's not an uncommon thing. I went to docs after 3mths and 2yrs. there's nothing to be done for it at all. I'm over it
@pickledtreats well yeah. but at this point for me (I reached 10 years of the same headache in March) short effective relief is welcome!
@pickledtreats there's no divine secret, really. just opioids, haha.
@tyten maybe it's a good sign? lots of people have been waiting for this update. you can all thank me later
my laptop refuses to boot. here's hoping Apple releases something new tomorrow!
@WoodyRoseland if she's in Australia, New Zealand (and I think England?) then yes!
@UIPopTart it's no walmart, but it'll do ;) congrats!
@pickledtreats I know a guy that can hook you up. smash that headache to painkilled bliss ;D
@teacuptempest and that's still a bunch cheaper than plenty of Euro countries
@SixDayRacingCom any reason I wouldn't be able to access the stream in Germany? says it's not available.. :(
@samuelgoodwin hey if you have some nights free, you should get down to zesdaagseamsterdam.nl / sixdayracing.com this week
@Etsy not sure if you can help, but I met a head/senior of mobile/software at @xoxo this year, but forgot his name. help?
I received an email with the subject "You're invited to the Big Cancer Hook-up!". it's probably not what I think it is
@istellochka soon enough :)
@istellochka doh! I got to Berlin last week, so I've been busy trying to settle in :P next time!
@istellochka (you wouldn't be the first person I've sent on that mission!)
@istellochka before you leave, you should find the one-eyed cat that I fell in love with in the old town. for reals.
@istellochka <3
@teacuptempest not sure tbh
@teacuptempest haha, you're fancy enough to have content warnings now? pic.twitter.com/P5AwiEZkpe
using my nose to unlock my phone \o/
@ratkins mine are some Kathmandu bullshit ;)
@ratkins so did I (minus the mittens part). wasn't sure I'd find them though :P
@teacuptempest I unfollow you just so I can refollow <3
@oh_pies Sextie
@irldexter perchance you hear of someone offering a place to rent in your early days, feel free to throw them my contact?
@jfpoole geekbench needs battery benchmarking. my 5s seems to have terrible battery life :(
@paprikapapaya dunno, maybe! a cat kidney would probably work better than either of mine so I'm interested. keep talking.
@paprikapapaya maybe sell a kidney?
@paprikapapaya http://t.co/DhORwcmVAb seeee! I left like 4 cartons in PDX though if you can get there :P
@paprikapapaya it has Job's tears in it. is Job a kitten?
@paprikapapaya there's Marmite on the shelf too. but I make sure it's hidden behind stuff
@paprikapapaya CAN'T FUCKING FIND BONSOY THOUGH. yet. I will. if it's the death of me.
@paprikapapaya oh mannnn that sounds awesome. this current place has no working oven but came pre-stocked with Vegemite
@paprikapapaya yarr! how'd yer bagels turn out?
@paprikapapaya yeah! it could be worse :) either way, I won't go homeless. and I might be seeing family from Oz this week (!!!)
@paprikapapaya it'll be okay one way or another.. I have a rough plan that can get me to April next year, but involves 3+ moves. do not want
@paprikapapaya having my moments. I don't have long-term accom which is a point of stress :/ but I'm loving so much about the city otherwise
Festival of Lights #berlin pic.twitter.com/tbtlDEpHPV
@onewheelskyward also! there's a monitor for you to pick up when you get a chance!
@onewheelskyward "you call that moonlander a bike? THIS is a bike!" keirinberlin.de/?p=4166
@futurecat 6-12 months, depending
@futurecat airbnb is good for short term. then it's a combination of luck and perserverance. related: know anyone offering a place..?
@futurecat I would never kid you <3
@futurecat (p.s. I just got to Berlin this week - I'm doing exactly that)
@futurecat take on some freelance, work some co-working spaces, etc. not the same, but it's (sometimes) close
@futurecat pretty sure it's just called "work". you can get it pretty much anywhere :P
@samuelgoodwin orright. I've got some domestic things to do tomorrow (I just moved into a new place). I'll ping you when I have a window
@samuelgoodwin the latency is re-introduced while I try to remember key bindings :P
@samuelgoodwin you said the 'v' word. forbidden!
@Gary_BBGames tried that..it didn't register. there's still pin entry so np reeeeally. but who wants to do that?
@samuelgoodwin come to Berlin and you're on
@Palleas DON'T KISS MY PHONE
@Palleas maybe it'll read lips. kiss to unlock.
winter is coming. touchid doesn't work through gloves. halp.
@ZuckerBaby baw :(
@WestCoastyMo I'll keep my brain in tact!
@irldexter welcome :)
@teacuptempest ?????
@teacuptempest I'll blend your dick for breakfast
@teacuptempest you're a dick in a blender
CanTeenAus It's Natl Bandanna Day! Support young ppl fighting cancer-buy & wear a bandanna! bandannaday.com.au Pls RT @thetodayshow! #today9 #NBD13
@KerflufflesTeam done! and I'm gonna buy a sampler pack for a friend and have them tell me how good they are :)
@KerflufflesTeam ah, not on the list, only on Twitter. I'll be away for a while I think, but I'll put an order in next time I'm visiting! :)
@KerflufflesTeam oh man, how long have you had vegan options? I just left the US this week! super bummed :(
@paprikapapaya NOW PUTCHA HANDS URRRP!
@SaveMarriageACT my (cis, straight) parents were married for only around a year of my life. I don't think it ruined me. stop being bigoted.
@mjoshlin juuuust got to Berlin a couple of days ago!
@flickiter and a damn fine Eliot at that! best pup
@flickiter buhhhh that's no fun. hugs. there is a kitten purring next to me, so I'm sending you kittenpurr vibes!
@j_s_n_d @mrowe skip to the beast of a moonlander: instagram.com/p/fhGy2vC_U_/
@flickiter hey, you okay?
did not expect to hear @panthaduprince on a Stephen Fry program. awesome!
@incanus77 still going :) arrived in one piece though - that's the main part
@craigwinslow do it :) I'll see you there
@craigwinslow huge understatement. I was there this year, and it blew me away
@mjoshlin better there than the ground, yeah?