The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2012

@pr1001 ha, whoa. you know..there are tools for breaking chains without making sparks :P

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just saw that @Cocoanetics has a nice article for 3G prepaid data on AT&T. WWDC might be bearable ;) http://t.co/BWGPGF10

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@beckand I guess you mean Norway and Luxembourg

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"Wingmen Matt Rosa and Andrew Gaff enjoyed an uncontested ball feast"

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@sylmobile when are we seeing more comics?!

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@michaelneale you mean it gets more awesome? I feel like I'm being deprived now :(

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@skoop definitely worth it. great piece of software!

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I went to the doctor today. he suspects I have pneumonia following the flu!

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@Meggs428 airplanes conspired against us! always the way

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@ianiv it'd be amazing if they made you pay import tax/duty

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@flickiter whoa! looks awesome. though I don't understand from "wash" onwards

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@vryheid87 I'm here for meetings and work :[

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@vryheid87 in Breda! it's in the Netherlands :)

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@Emmelinecady spiders live in clogs / srs worst idea ever / think about it, mate

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@Emmelinecady didgeridoos, mate / beats the balls off bloody clogs / quokkas don't wear clogs

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@Emmelinecady it's home and away / but you're too young and 'merkin / check it on YouTube

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@Emmelinecady you know we belong / together. you and I for / ever and ever

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@Emmelinecady stone the flaming crows / ailsa, strike me bloody pink / alf stewart: man's man

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@Emmelinecady you needed a show for that? I just needed to be a teenager for a while

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@sylmobile that's your private dashboard URL. you want to give people sylmobile.tumblr.com

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"It's far safer cycling without a helmet than it is to sit on the couch and get diabetes."

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interesting. US English permits 'cow' as a non-sex-specific word as the singular of 'cattle'

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in bed and the sun is still visible. it's 11pm.

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@neilroad ahh, there are a few of us tuning in from the Netherlands :)

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@tothewestside I guess the issue is more in commenting/feedback. Tumblr is a bit more of a closed ecosystem for that, broadly speaking

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@tothewestside can be! it has a standard HTML typed editor, you can drop in images, etc. at that point, it depends on your blog theme

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@tothewestside depends what you want it to do, I guess. I mean, Tumblr is best bang/buck for sharing a message. I'd check Posterous honestly

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@tothewestside ultimately all a means to an end - none are terribly different to convey a message

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Emmelinecady @notjosh "you totally can watch me die, i'll be onlline streaming it"..."foot long carrot, big as my fucking forarm"

via web (retweeted on 6:47 PM, May 28th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

In Canada, a latte-drinker is [..] an out of touch intellectual. [A] Tim Hortons coffee drinker [is] representative of an ordinary Canadian.

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@johannacherry hahah, that almost has me sold. next time I'm heading out, I'll let you know

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@your_algebra haha, well, I think bagels with potato and speculoos drowned in Bonsoy would be amazing in theory

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@Sentient_Meat less than three (BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS)

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@bex_is I listened to Damn Arms for the first time in years too, it's so good

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last night I livestreamed myself cycling around Amsterdam, giving running commentary/stupid anecdotes. the point is: technology is amazing

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@flickiter maybe I gave them prior consent years ago when I signed up for the card. I just unsubscribed though - hopefully that stops it

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having an active @CommBank credit card again means I get stupid offers to up my credit limit

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OctoberJones I'm on the train playing 'Where's Wally?'. AH-HA! twitpic.com/9q6bs5

via TweetList Pro (retweeted on 11:14 AM, May 28th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@egyptynlvr make a giant cardboard cutout and get someone to bring it along

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@erinwiko adorably irritating. emphasis very much on the 'adorable'

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@NickHelderman oh shit, sold out. well that counts me out

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@Meggs428 store it on Dropbox or Google Docs or something!

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@Meggs428 dude, my favourite chocolate in the world comes from SF. I'll be okay :)

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@Meggs428 fact: until yesterday, I hadn't had chocolate in like 10 days. clearly I've been sick :(

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@Meggs428 chew the word "cunt" into it somehow..

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@Meggs428 nup :( don't get Gabrielle though..

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@Meggs428 it better be good! :D I'm just in it for the chocolate tbh

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@pickledtreats the smell is totally awesome. I use to time my bread machine to wake me with fresh loaves - the smell+sunlight=best morning

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oh my god, that interview with Hesjedal. 'I uh, y'know, yep'

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@gilfer I'm looking forward to a haxor release of it, it sounded pretty great

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UPC have officially started blocking The Pirate Bay for me: https://t.co/S7psDUwc

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@skoop if it's symfony-based software, you're off the hook ;)

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@Brightbluegirl knowing nothing about it, it's still a good idea

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@silpeen best practice can eat a <i><blink>huge one</i></blink>

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@flickiter haha, I actually found some backup garlic stashed in the fridge. everything was okay

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I just ran out of garlic. I didn't know that was possible.

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@Meggs428 wedges. with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce.

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@michaeltwofish @dmondark I have an account sans-fb, but you can't create them anymore

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@for_esme I'd suggest joining a "clubbing" meetup, but I don't know that you'd get the right experience

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@andrewpascoe there's one on Elizabeth near Flinders, and I think one on like Spencer & Lonsdale (if you still call that CBD..) iirc

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@for_esme humans weren't meant to eat plants, man. processed crap is our natural diet.. just ask cavemen!

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@popegabrielle for when you need to remove stains made of bonus? dayum, what'll they think of next?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to popegabrielle from Amsterdam, North Holland

@stephbelding two-thirds of life is just timing, I'm sure :)

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@cfsmtbation I'm out of the loop because I'm overseas :( I cannot stress enough the importance for cycling infrastructure for the future :(

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@berikv I can't be seen at WWDC with a shattered phone, can I? (or maybe I should take the Nokia/Windows phone ;))

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new phone day! one without a shattered screen!

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@zefrank no way! no interview, there's no point. give that person the job IMMEDIATELY.

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@pickledtreats hmm, then she's probably on top of them all. she has an interview with one today

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@pickledtreats oh they're looking in/around Amsterdam specifically

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@pickledtreats not sure the age group, d'oh. but I'll pass the LinkedIn thing on :)

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@pickledtreats happen to know of intl school looking for an English/German teacharrr?

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an Irish guy is coming to inspect the apartment. trying to remember how offensive it would be to refer to him as 'gee bag'

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@egyptynlvr I think it's because of the Auction House - they don't want people hacking it offline and selling it. I guess?

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@egyptynlvr yep you need internet for everything. and I'm playing monk, it's pretty good

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@egyptynlvr d3 is pretty rad. almost over it though, it's getting stupid hard

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@whakkee try not to jinx it :P I'd still like summer to arrive on schedule

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@waxpancake holy shitballs. that's a way classier version of my former homepage: notjosh.com/corn-life/

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dragging myself up for food. aching and coughing isn't how I pictured Sunday. it's not how I picture Monday either, so let's see..

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at least someone other than Sagan won a stage

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what the hell is with the road quality at the end of today's Tour of California stage?

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UCI_Overlord I believe Ryder's watched way too many hockey player interviews. I think his excitement level peaks at "meh" with a "smile."

via web (retweeted on 3:26 PM, May 19th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@VeganCyclist haha yep, stopped pedalling before the line so he could hit the clock asap ;)

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man, super finish today in the . huge guts at the end by Hesjedal, great to see

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meeting someone for dinner. forgotten what they look like. this is awkward

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Chan12Mika Best Buddies: Lily lost her eyes to an incurable eye condition so Maddison helps her see. Andres Grijalva pic.twitter.com/m6dUMcwv

via web (retweeted on 12:48 PM, May 18th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

ohmygosh bear is driving. how can this be!

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@UCI_Overlord did they mention if Boonen is with the group? because I'm not hearing about him on Eurosport

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coming up: SPRINT ROYALE!

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@UCI_Overlord he also said 5m50s to the break when it was 5m20s

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@ElizabethN there was a hacker new thread. basically "learning to code" is different than "learning to program". Atwood assumed the latter

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@ElizabethN it seems like it's really polar in response. people love it, people hate it

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@efcliz haha, I read "gone" as "gone vegan". the despair of some poor chap that someone had gone vegan :P

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@Meggs428 OH YOU KNOW. I guess you don't. I don't really either. I think I'm okay! how are you?!

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@your_algebra 'you had your chance on sunday, mum'

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slobirdrop @notjosh Get a wok!

via web (retweeted on 7:45 PM, May 14th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@bmf that's not helping the pieces falling on the floor!

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currently: swearing at food falling out of my frypan because I overfilled it

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SSbike Pozzovivo's on the podium with Hesjedal..oh, hang on..

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ice cream, Vondelpark, sunshine

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gorgeous sunshine outside, but only 11 degrees

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@judykitteh also, if there's something specific that you want and can't find easily, veggiedeli.nl is probably the best online source

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"Van Der Poel was later detained for doing doughnuts in a parking lot in a school bus while shouting "it is what it is" through a megaphone"

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@judykitteh BioMarkt is probably the closest thing you'll find in Amsterdam. far cry :( but there are some lovely things here for vegans

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@leeeham hahah it took a lot of effort to hold it all in. so much heckling. Australians are portrayed badly enough as is though

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also, I haven't heard Phil & Paul in a good long time

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good lord, the stream is hiiiigh qaulity. beats the pirate Eurosport streams bigtime. except the ads. exceeeept the ads.

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@egyptynlvr I think @MilesAwayhc retweeted/fb'd about the show a few days ago, then I followed @fcfive who retweeted the stream.

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@egyptynlvr it's pretty low-qualz, so not all that surprising. I'm okay with it

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@egyptynlvr yeah same, it's been steadily climbing

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@egyptynlvr finishing I think. last show ever though, so maybe some encores. because japan.

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why is six afraid of seven? half a worm in your apple.

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RT @fcfive: FC FiVE FINAL SHOWをストリーミング放送をすることになりました。見逃すな! RT @kampsite_jp: FC FiVE "Final Show" @Parkdiner (Broadcasting live at http:// ...

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@teacuptempest you're not interested because you don't know the real story. sit down and let me explain it all to you!

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@silpeen 'oh you can see in, they need to breathe' adjsfd;lkd;lkjvspobfj

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@silpeen someone talked about cats in a box last night. I mentioned 'but you wouldn't know if it was dead or not until you open it'

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@popegabrielle man. katkam's looking fiiine. send some thissa way please

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