@pr1001 ha, whoa. you know..there are tools for breaking chains without making sparks :P
@meljoaquin and #talktojosh
just saw that @Cocoanetics has a nice article for 3G prepaid data on AT&T. WWDC might be bearable ;) http://t.co/BWGPGF10
NSStream, I hate you. #nsstring
@beckand I guess you mean Norway and Luxembourg
"Wingmen Matt Rosa and Andrew Gaff enjoyed an uncontested ball feast" #ballfeast #afl
@sylmobile when are we seeing more comics?!
@WestCoastyMo I have the antibiotics also!
@michaelneale you mean it gets more awesome? I feel like I'm being deprived now :(
@WestCoastyMo I hope so too!
@skoop definitely worth it. great piece of software!
I went to the doctor today. he suspects I have pneumonia following the flu! #bucketlist
@Meggs428 airplanes conspired against us! always the way
cute girls on fixed gear bikes #summer #amsterdam
@ianiv it'd be amazing if they made you pay import tax/duty
@flickiter whoa! looks awesome. though I don't understand from "wash" onwards
@vryheid87 I'm here for meetings and work :[
@vryheid87 in Breda! it's in the Netherlands :)
good morning Breda pic.twitter.com/JBvqxQWz
@Emmelinecady spiders live in clogs / srs worst idea ever / think about it, mate
@Emmelinecady didgeridoos, mate / beats the balls off bloody clogs / quokkas don't wear clogs
@Emmelinecady fact: Australia was once known as New Holland
@Emmelinecady it's home and away / but you're too young and 'merkin / check it on YouTube
@Emmelinecady you know we belong / together. you and I for / ever and ever
@Emmelinecady stone the flaming crows / ailsa, strike me bloody pink / alf stewart: man's man
@Emmelinecady 5/8/6? Dawson has rotted your brain
@Emmelinecady 5/6/5 #sadface
@Emmelinecady you needed a show for that? I just needed to be a teenager for a while
@Emmelinecady I'll allow it in haiku only
@sylmobile that's your private dashboard URL. you want to give people sylmobile.tumblr.com
"It's far safer cycling without a helmet than it is to sit on the couch and get diabetes." #science #nocitationneeded
@WestCoastyMo and how was it?
interesting. US English permits 'cow' as a non-sex-specific word as the singular of 'cattle'
in bed and the sun is still visible. it's 11pm. #globalwarming #obviously
@neilroad ahh, there are a few of us tuning in from the Netherlands :)
@tothewestside I guess the issue is more in commenting/feedback. Tumblr is a bit more of a closed ecosystem for that, broadly speaking
@tothewestside can be! it has a standard HTML typed editor, you can drop in images, etc. at that point, it depends on your blog theme
@tothewestside depends what you want it to do, I guess. I mean, Tumblr is best bang/buck for sharing a message. I'd check Posterous honestly
@tothewestside ultimately all a means to an end - none are terribly different to convey a message
Emmelinecady @notjosh "you totally can watch me die, i'll be onlline streaming it"..."foot long carrot, big as my fucking forarm"
In Canada, a latte-drinker is [..] an out of touch intellectual. [A] Tim Hortons coffee drinker [is] representative of an ordinary Canadian.
@johannacherry hahah, that almost has me sold. next time I'm heading out, I'll let you know
@johannacherry what's in it for me, hmm?
@pinkemma you're not missing out on much, ha
@pinkemma oh good god I hope not
@your_algebra Scienceâ„¢!
@your_algebra haha, well, I think bagels with potato and speculoos drowned in Bonsoy would be amazing in theory
@your_algebra know what's not fucked up?
@Sentient_Meat less than three (BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS)
@bex_is I listened to Damn Arms for the first time in years too, it's so good
last night I livestreamed myself cycling around Amsterdam, giving running commentary/stupid anecdotes. the point is: technology is amazing
@flickiter oh weird. that's awesome though
@your_algebra #indigestion #butitwillbeokay
@flickiter maybe I gave them prior consent years ago when I signed up for the card. I just unsubscribed though - hopefully that stops it
having an active @CommBank credit card again means I get stupid offers to up my credit limit #nothanks
@your_algebra #infinitebagels
@bex_is rip rip woodchip
OctoberJones I'm on the train playing 'Where's Wally?'. AH-HA! twitpic.com/9q6bs5
@egyptynlvr make a giant cardboard cutout and get someone to bring it along
@erinwiko adorably irritating. emphasis very much on the 'adorable'
0xDEADBEEF
@paprikapapaya JAMAAAAICA #coolrunnings
@NickHelderman oh shit, sold out. well that counts me out
@NickHelderman do they have set times posted?
@Meggs428 store it on Dropbox or Google Docs or something!
@VeganCyclist if he takes yellow in July..
O CANADA! #giro
@Meggs428 dude, my favourite chocolate in the world comes from SF. I'll be okay :)
@Meggs428 it hasn't been a good time
@Meggs428 fact: until yesterday, I hadn't had chocolate in like 10 days. clearly I've been sick :(
@Meggs428 chew the word "cunt" into it somehow..
@Meggs428 nup :( don't get Gabrielle though..
@Meggs428 it better be good! :D I'm just in it for the chocolate tbh
@Meggs428 sanfransizzle
@bex_is thevital.livejournal.com/22586.html memories
@Meggs428 mid-June :(
@Meggs428 "They're okay. I guess."
@fdotsanchez tube players!
@pickledtreats the smell is totally awesome. I use to time my bread machine to wake me with fresh loaves - the smell+sunlight=best morning
@pickledtreats they look good from the outside!
oh my god, that interview with Hesjedal. 'I uh, y'know, yep' #giro
@Sentient_Meat knob 'em imo
@gilfer I'm looking forward to a haxor release of it, it sounded pretty great
UPC have officially started blocking The Pirate Bay for me: https://t.co/S7psDUwc
@fdotsanchez hey it's @fwrnando's cousin
@bex_is hahah, that's pretty special
@skoop an outrage!
@skoop if it's symfony-based software, you're off the hook ;)
@iamantigirl sick :( been trying, I promise
@iamantigirl lies.
@Brightbluegirl knowing nothing about it, it's still a good idea #fact
@fdotsanchez hey, relax
@pr1001 a while ago!
@your_algebra *throws self into your kitchen*
@scarlettyo and always. #chocolateforever
@your_algebra *throws self off bridge*
@silpeen best practice can eat a <i><blink>huge one</i></blink>
@flickiter haha, I actually found some backup garlic stashed in the fridge. everything was okay
I just ran out of garlic. I didn't know that was possible.
@egyptynlvr get amongst it, lad
"Reviewed by FartAddicts" #questionable pic.twitter.com/jAZ3jVB8
@sirbags nah
@michaeltwofish @dmondark I have an account sans-fb, but you can't create them anymore
@michaeltwofish @dmondark (to create a new account, I mean)
@michaeltwofish @dmondark you do these days..
@for_esme I'd suggest joining a "clubbing" meetup, but I don't know that you'd get the right experience
@andrewpascoe there's one on Elizabeth near Flinders, and I think one on like Spencer & Lonsdale (if you still call that CBD..) iirc
@for_esme humans weren't meant to eat plants, man. processed crap is our natural diet.. just ask cavemen!
@popegabrielle for when you need to remove stains made of bonus? dayum, what'll they think of next?
@stephbelding two-thirds of life is just timing, I'm sure :)
@stephbelding #newcouchday is awesome!
@Meggs428 we have very different minds
@Meggs428 "jesus fuckballs" ?
@cfsmtbation I'm out of the loop because I'm overseas :( I cannot stress enough the importance for cycling infrastructure for the future :(
@berikv I can't be seen at WWDC with a shattered phone, can I? (or maybe I should take the Nokia/Windows phone ;))
@cfsmtbation cock.
new phone day! one without a shattered screen!
@zefrank no way! no interview, there's no point. give that person the job IMMEDIATELY.
@pickledtreats hmm, then she's probably on top of them all. she has an interview with one today
@pickledtreats oh they're looking in/around Amsterdam specifically
@egyptynlvr nutt3l3x signing out
@pickledtreats not sure the age group, d'oh. but I'll pass the LinkedIn thing on :)
@pickledtreats happen to know of intl school looking for an English/German teacharrr?
an Irish guy is coming to inspect the apartment. trying to remember how offensive it would be to refer to him as 'gee bag' #onewaytofindout
@egyptynlvr I think it's because of the Auction House - they don't want people hacking it offline and selling it. I guess?
@egyptynlvr yep you need internet for everything. and I'm playing monk, it's pretty good
@egyptynlvr d3 is pretty rad. almost over it though, it's getting stupid hard
@whakkee try not to jinx it :P I'd still like summer to arrive on schedule
@quangstuh weeee! nice :)
@skoop come to the Sparrow side! :)
@waxpancake holy shitballs. that's a way classier version of my former homepage: notjosh.com/corn-life/
@ianiv congratulations!
dragging myself up for food. aching and coughing isn't how I pictured Sunday. it's not how I picture Monday either, so let's see..
at least someone other than Sagan won a stage #atoc
what the hell is with the road quality at the end of today's Tour of California stage? #californiacyclocross
UCI_Overlord I believe Ryder's watched way too many hockey player interviews. I think his excitement level peaks at "meh" with a "smile."
@VeganCyclist I suppoooooose it's possible ;)
@VeganCyclist haha yep, stopped pedalling before the line so he could hit the clock asap ;)
man, super finish today in the #giro. huge guts at the end by Hesjedal, great to see
@Sentient_Meat always.
meeting someone for dinner. forgotten what they look like. this is awkward
Chan12Mika Best Buddies: Lily lost her eyes to an incurable eye condition so Maddison helps her see. Andres Grijalva pic.twitter.com/m6dUMcwv
@tekerson plus.google.com is just a fancy WPMU install
ohmygosh bear is driving. how can this be!
@BMCProTeam US only?
@UCI_Overlord did they mention if Boonen is with the group? because I'm not hearing about him on Eurosport
coming up: SPRINT ROYALE! #PandP
@UCI_Overlord he also said 5m50s to the break when it was 5m20s #onesandwichshort
@UCI_Overlord oh god, he's sounds like he's dying
@ElizabethN there was a hacker new thread. basically "learning to code" is different than "learning to program". Atwood assumed the latter
@ElizabethN it seems like it's really polar in response. people love it, people hate it
@efcliz haha, I read "gone" as "gone vegan". the despair of some poor chap that someone had gone vegan :P
@Meggs428 OH YOU KNOW. I guess you don't. I don't really either. I think I'm okay! how are you?!
@Meggs428 bouncin' off the walls!
@Supermighty this is why modern webdev bums me out
@Supermighty that'll make for some fun
@your_algebra 'you had your chance on sunday, mum'
@bmf haha, very fair point
@slobirdrop voice of reason!
slobirdrop @notjosh Get a wok!
@bmf that's not helping the pieces falling on the floor!
currently: swearing at food falling out of my frypan because I overfilled it
SSbike Pozzovivo's on the podium with Hesjedal..oh, hang on..
that finish :( #giro
ice cream, Vondelpark, sunshine #monday
@pickledtreats try another browser, just in case?
gorgeous sunshine outside, but only 11 degrees
@judykitteh also, if there's something specific that you want and can't find easily, veggiedeli.nl is probably the best online source
"Van Der Poel was later detained for doing doughnuts in a parking lot in a school bus while shouting "it is what it is" through a megaphone"
@judykitteh BioMarkt is probably the closest thing you'll find in Amsterdam. far cry :( but there are some lovely things here for vegans
@bex_is what! no! looking now
@bex_is lolol
@leeeham hahah it took a lot of effort to hold it all in. so much heckling. Australians are portrayed badly enough as is though
@UCI_Overlord thank. you.
also, I haven't heard Phil & Paul in a good long time #AToC
good lord, the #AToC stream is hiiiigh qaulity. beats the pirate Eurosport streams bigtime. except the ads. exceeeept the ads.
cricket is happening in Utrecht pic.twitter.com/z2fWh0uW
@egyptynlvr no idea. what am I, a show promoter?
@egyptynlvr I think @MilesAwayhc retweeted/fb'd about the show a few days ago, then I followed @fcfive who retweeted the stream. #internets
@egyptynlvr it's pretty low-qualz, so not all that surprising. I'm okay with it
@egyptynlvr yeah same, it's been steadily climbing
@egyptynlvr finishing I think. last show ever though, so maybe some encores. because japan.
@egyptynlvr I think that was the last song but
why is six afraid of seven? half a worm in your apple.
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@stephbelding putting the slow in slowpitch!
@teacuptempest you're not interested because you don't know the real story. sit down and let me explain it all to you!
@silpeen 'oh you can see in, they need to breathe' adjsfd;lkd;lkjvspobfj
@silpeen someone talked about cats in a box last night. I mentioned 'but you wouldn't know if it was dead or not until you open it' #whoosh
@popegabrielle man. katkam's looking fiiine. send some thissa way please