entire packet of mintons for breakfast #omnomnom
@paprikapapaya understatement, lols
what do I not care to have in my life at all? what am I up to my eyeballs with? drama. #saturday
TheGlobalMail .@reddit says "this is the only campaign post K Rudd will ever need": i.imgur.com/IADZC6Z.jpg
@alwarney so long as you can hear.. but then again, are phil/paul doing the SBS call this year? might not be so bad to not hear :P
@for_esme I don't think they're too amazing, but tons of people shit themselves for them, so it might be worth a shot? haha
@for_esme I'm trying to think though. not much else of what I eat is too rare - maybe marshmallows? do you like Daiya? soy curls?
@for_esme someone has beat you to it :P
@for_esme BBQ shapes. mintons. ;D
@for_esme field roast will survive a flight or two and then some, for sure
@for_esme infinite field roast, mostly. that's what I'll miss :( and coconut bliss, but that won't ship well
@micheletitolo I get a crash in Charles when wiring in the proxy, regardless of simulator. bambow
@mmeeggggss :) it'd definitely be nice. it's finally getting warm ("warm", heh) here
@mmeeggggss lovely! I'll jump on a plane :)
[REDACTED] uses the ambient light sensor to approximate user presence and reset sys idle time. creepy. undocumented. https://t.co/R62D8r0b2r
@elenaclare @treesnotcheese well I'm up for eating shapes, so yeah, make it so
@osobinka ?!
@subvolume brooookencat
@silpeen don't get me started on your damn pars
@samgrover I tried sprinkling it and she bailed. she gets into it later, but seems to be more "huh, this patch of floor is...amazing"
this cat is afraid of catnip. defective?
@ratkins get a job, ya bum
@teacuptempest :(
@teacuptempest I lived in WA as a young'n so I'm ruined FOREVER
@teacuptempest me? :(
@teacuptempest cough
@zuzu hug.
@elenaclare @treesnotcheese on BBQ shapes.
@elenaclare @treesnotcheese huh, nice. I wish to try some of this.
@zuzu jesus :( that's terrible
@egyptynlvr glue some pubes to it I guess
@amieteacake menthol!
I say we bring back extreme programming, but this time market it as YOLO programming
@fyxomatosis I can't add things to cart on the site. tried three browsers. any similar reports?
@elenaclare @treesnotcheese tartex?
@elenaclare @treesnotcheese TRUE SLAPPER WORDS
@treesnotcheese with bears and kindness and glaciers
@treesnotcheese I'd apologise but I feel like that's some Canadian trap you want me to fall into
@treesnotcheese *makes bread*. spitebread. it tastes bitter, but so so sweet.
@treesnotcheese we're not friends anywhere. I mean, not that we ever were. but now, you're dead to me
@treesnotcheese hmm, @elenaclare sounds like a bit of a slapper, but I guess it's good you thought it was okay? whatever. any BBQ shapes?
@holman ah, yeah. yeahhhhh. just tested one and it failed. sorry!
@holman I use `eyeD3` and a shell script to loop
@treesnotcheese most awesome! ps, how terrible was oz?
@treesnotcheese asking for a friend in Edmonton. creole envie vs padmanadi for dinner.. any thoughts?
doh, another @Simplify invite I can't use :( anyone want it?
@teacuptempest you don't think they're juicing? I think it's pretty inevitable plenty are, with that much money at stake etc
BANACH-TARSKI!
@istellochka ahh. hrm, the button always worked for me, but I'll see how the lock screen works!
@istellochka what was wrong with that? it worked okay for me!
iOS 7, beta 2! working so far. #fingerscrossed
@pickledtreats mishap at one vet clinic. means she's at the hospital with a leaky bladder. she'll be out soon, and she's doing super well
@teacuptempest men are the worst and you're a terrible human being duhhh
puckles haz a broken pic.twitter.com/RZZ3IeG5ee
I'd be all for GMO if there were a nutritionally complete avocado out there
I wish avocado was all five groups. I want to live on avocado foreverrrrr
@gsths good luck! :D!
@mattheworbit neither are suuuper central, but not too far either
@mattheworbit manna is my favourite, hands down. if you can get the bethnal green for lunch, go to g&t (and say hi from me!)
@LagustaBonbon you've changed, man. and noodles are weird out east. (what the hell, Instagram?) pic.twitter.com/KLrce3G8tX
@meganmiller43 she'll survive, but she's not stoked. she's at dove now
ONE KITTEN ENTERS, ZERO KITTENS LEAVE #today
a $3 purchase, and @GameFly want to contact me about it. I can't play the game until they do. I'll stick to steam next time.
me, wearing fur pic.twitter.com/BLHMeHBW9x
@noir sounds like a blog post title..
@migs647 that sounds so strained and painful. if an employer were playing games like that, I'd rather work somewhere else. talk as adults!
@simonmaddox I've got some time between now and iOS7 launch :) josh at (my twitter username) dot com
@michaelhoney oh @timriley was over? hrm. well, if you're ever looking, keep me in the loop.
@michaelhoney @icelab are you guys hiring for iOS/mac yet? :)
@jordanpattern hehe. ham.
@kouky similarly, one for Tetris: https://t.co/CGV8Y5J2cr
@samuelgoodwin Belgium is easy. I used to live in Maastricht. could see Belgium from my window for a while :)
@samuelgoodwin I'm game
@samuelgoodwin I'll be over some day, and we'll ride all of the places
@samuelgoodwin rad! correctly sized? :P
@ratkins ahh! horrible neighbourhood :)
@ratkins sweet, where're your digs?
@ratkins you in a real housing place thing now?
@paprikapapaya ack :( hugs
@nzJayZee snow butts!
@nzJayZee butts even?
@nzJayZee oh balls :(
@nzJayZee ⛄ï¸
@bsneed @Tiffaneyybrear aw <3
@Knog hi! I don't know if it's news to you, but I spied a typo on the blinder4/front packaging (breathe) pic.twitter.com/5VbkiaKqqY
@acht good advice for anyone :)
@acht dang. doing okay now though?
tapbot_paul Speaking of iOS 7, already seeing more people running that then are still on iOS 5. Reminds me of how much it must suck to dev for Android.
@SteveRiggins hah. hahah. hahahhaahahahhah. hhahahahahahaha :(
@stephbelding friends in high places for sure!
buh, Proteus doesn't start up under [REDACTED]. no gaming today :(
@katherinebailey \o/! that's super exciting though - congrats!
@katherinebailey whoa! awesome! I want to spend time there some day, seems amazing* (*in summer)
@katherinebailey whaaaat?!
@Emmelinecady featuring the title track from the album "HOW'S THE SERENITY?"
@pickledtreats @amandabear smash 'em up and make nachos
@whakkee for some value of normal, yes :) (it's not "normal" but it's not dangerous - I've had it checked several times)
@teacuptempest O RLY? NOM NOM NOM
@teacuptempest CHEESE SHAMING. I can get on board with that!
@_hotsauce :)~
@tyten ps welcome!
@tyten ohhh shit. yes. I know the tree :D!
nice! I regained 7gb after updating from 10.8
@paprikapapaya yes! and I'm happy for that to be in a real bed tonight :)
over a year later, one of my lymph nodes is still bigger than normal. it's chilling every time I feel to check
@paprikapapaya maybe, possibly, but I kinda have doubts. itchy feet 4 lyfe? (I'm growing more and more okay with that though)
@dlpasco welcome!
@trib do they have anything new to add to the argument? or are they just stirring shit?
@trib I guess the sarcasm was thinly veiled. I was _amazed_ how much support there was against it based on fear tactics. simply stunned.
@trib it's okay, fluoride was just voted against being added to Portland (Oregon)'s water. this is the 21st century! #realissues
@paprikapapaya tiny pieces that feel like home almost anywhere I go, but still no single place feels completely home
@paprikapapaya sadly, cheesy, but also true, I've almost lost count of places where pieces of my heart are. I'm sad about it often :(
@paprikapapaya okay so for context: this is a router that I've taken to live in three countries. that's as close to home as I get I think :)
there's something comforting about being on your home wifi network
@_hotsauce I'd suck him off for some of his holy water, nomesayin'
@flickiter orange juice and ginger ale. thank @Emmelinecady ('s Dad(?)) for that one
@tyten @incanus77 I've got a couch. I think I have a housemate at the moment too, but if not I also have a bed if you need
@incanus77 ahah yes. only if it's 5th gen touch though, because iOS 7 obviously
@flickiter the guy remembers my (non-alcoholic) drink order though, so we're all good here
@flickiter hahah it's ridiculous. don't think I'll do it again. it's my first time, but it stiiiinks of leather :( grossgrossgross
the guy next to me is watching NASCAR. I bet he's only in first class so fewer people witness his shame
@tyten uhhhh, real life?
@conradstoll hah. thought you were headed down under for a moment. doh
@elearningeek well shit. I suppose edamame and sundried tomato come close enough. well played @VirginAmerica
question: how far do airline staff go out of their way for first class guests? (spoiler: I'm in first class and I'm bored. now what?)
@jeff_lamarche what's the new action? some dynamics animation?
@Beryllium9 there's no iceberg at least, but there's about as much flavour. unless "sorta bitter" is a flavour
by salad, I mean assorted lettuce. "airport salad" perhaps
eating salad with my fingers. feelin' classy.
"IOS" #ouch
@samuelgoodwin but you could look for currency symbols on each of the numbers etc. or have "for $x" or "at $x" prefixes
@samuelgoodwin it'll probably fail on like "700c wheel with 18 tooth cog for $120"
@samuelgoodwin NSLinguisticTagger has NSLinguisticTagNumber which could help?
@samuelgoodwin wait nope, that won't work
@samuelgoodwin try NSDataDetector ?
@samuelgoodwin do the string processing tools that apple give you help? (it can tell you nouns and verbs etc)
@ElizabethN agh, absolutely brutal game \o/
@samgrover the weather is grey and sad in SF today. it's an easy choice.
@VirginAmerica alas, I tried again this morning and it worked fine. thanks!
@whakkee jaaaa! \o/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@whakkee HE IS RISEN!
@osobinka WHO KNEW? it took a lad on the streets of SF to open my eyes
@Emmelinecady lols that's a bit desperate don't u think lollololl (ps yes) /cc @veganinbrighton
huh. Jesus Christ loves me! fascinating!
@veganinbrighton I know, but, she's been in other things. I made @Emmelinecady watch one such thing lady week even
@veganinbrighton I don't even know who that is :(
@teacuptempest "yay tits"?
@teacuptempest haha. "guilty pleasure" maybe? like, it's "looked down on" for that to happen in public?
@teacuptempest explicitly that? or not exclusively "skinny only"?
@veganinbrighton I've kind if got a mad crush on Rachel #notevenkidding
@sylmobile cough. I'm a huge fan of Windows Phone, but iOS is well beyond. superficially I can see that though
@veganinbrighton so so so much neighbours
@incanus77 does that apology come with a cheque?
hostels are pretty different places now that smartphones are commonplace
@Sideshowkelly angry clarinet is fuckin' sick as
@iosengineer good to know! while 6 is public at least..
@VirginAmerica is there an issue with checkin at the moment? checkin site seems to be taking a looong time and then failing
@samgrover pedalpalooza?
@vikb nope. I don't keep up much with games, but it's on my list
this falafel place puts yoghurt in their hummus and tahini. what the hell?
@OwenGoss that talk was lovely. I think broadly a lot of digital(/interactive) art faces the same criticism and dismissive attitude
if you have 5mins, watch this lovely talk by @OwenGoss called "Is It Art Or Is It A Game?" youtu.be/tnNgv1qDLGM
@Supermighty ohhh. I'm not sure about that. I only use this on Apple (laptop and external) keyboards
@incanus77 nooooooo
@Supermighty it's a kernel extension, with a frontend app to configure it. and what do you mean? you can do that without any hax
@Supermighty I use PCKeyboardHack to map caps lock to backspace
4 hours since I installed Mavericks, and already submitted two decent bugs. onward!
@petsound maybe they'll let us dual-boot Android :P
@zadr @CastIrony agree. it's just that this guy wrote that feature, so has the knowledge/capacity to make it happen
@egyptynlvr I know hey
@colincornaby he's the guy that wrote the code to actually prevent exactly this. but I gave him the dev/test use case, and now he's onto it!
@mrkprts not a problem at all, for sure. hope it goes well for ya
spoke to an Apple engineer today and (in short) he's going to look into allowing devs to revert iOS to older versions for testing (!!!)
\o/ PCKeyboardHack works on Mavericks if you follow this tweak: https://t.co/cH0JH8VBCK
until I can use PCKeyboardHack on Mavericks, there's no way it'll be my daily driver
@petsound cheers. I'm feeling human enough to be in a session now at least
@ratkins where ya headed?
@Ghentleman I have a rad from at LGA delayed atm. you guys should totes hang out
@pjf ace! we may cross paths!
@larrylegend @myunderpants @sskylar sounds like a plan! though, I've barely moved from bed this afternoon, so I'll see how I am tomorrow
@pjf how long are you around for?!
@Gary_BBGames @dfplaughton @iRxReminder count me out. I've barely moved from bed in hours
@mpospese ah you're off already?
@PHIL_FISH FOR MAC!
monster headache and sore throat. I think the last two days of #wwdc are going to suuuck
@Gary_BBGames heresy!
@teacuptempest @allthepie you can't fire me, I QUIT!
@allthepie @teacuptempest butts are multifunctional! hrmph!
@teacuptempest I don't respect you now, let alone in the morning :( no brownies = no respect
@teacuptempest yar. and there's nativity in it from the other side too. or denial. or lots of things. let's all be celibate and solve it
@samuelgoodwin bust out "watskeburt?!" then
@teacuptempest oh, yes. as long as you're not refuting it equally as universally. I'm a snowflake, silkworm. delicate and unique #duh
@teacuptempest it's not that simple for everyone though. I am thoroughly useless at it, for a lot of reasons
@teacuptempest for some :(
@incanus77 :( yep