@colincornaby I just bought them all. less stressful, and rubles aren't exactly scarce. fun game though!
@veganinbrighton coming back via Berlin by any chance?
@veganinbrighton you're there againalready?
@juliaroggatz MOAR TWEETZ PLZ
@johannacherry s'okay! hope you had a good time at least :)
@johannacherry JERK
@oh_pies are the carrots cooked? no!
@Emmelinecady you did! they're mad depressing at first but :(
@oh_pies hey you might like this since you know french: https://t.co/QRNocIkY2b
@silpeen there's a simulator, but it's OS X only. otherwise, you can hire a Mac VPS for this kind of thing at various places online
@ratkins takes < 1min and weighs less than a separate device :)
@miquaGalore THE FOX IS IN THE HENHOUSE. or in plain speak: package arrived! thank you!
@CASPIAN_ <3 happening.
@flickiter whaaat, did it have a knife or something?
@Whakkee actually! there are no nuts in it. it’s weird labelling, but it’s kind of like describing a coffee as “nuttyâ€
aw yiss, @Emmelinecady sent me a package! pic.twitter.com/TaCbWDgxwy
@ratkins ah, you’re talking to the wrong guy then :P I think I carry about a dozen SIMs with me
it mostly sucks because they also took the valve adapter along with the cartridges. dicks.
2.5 months after getting a "we took something from you!" note from the TSA, I realise it was CO2 cartridges. mystery solved!
@ratkins plenty of German carriers allow tethering on iPhones (I use NettoKOM prepaid. they're p.average)
@silpeen but we each have more than enough mined to afford one
@silpeen doesn’t look like windows phone!
“yeah maple syrup is like broccoli levels of healthâ€@Emmelinecadycady
@oh_pies pfff tell them you just got engaged or something and they'll cry too
@oh_pies what happen!
@for_esme I have a low data cap so I don't tend to use it when I'm out/about though, so it's self-limited to when I'm home. it works :)
@for_esme I'll always keep Twitter on my phone, but the rest are way too scroll-zombie-inducing. though, Instagram is nice too
@RachyVool I'm not a tidy guy by any stretch, but even that made me twitch :P
@RachyVool A+
@for_esme nah. make a rule to not use apps, or something. I (usually, unless I need to contact someone etc) won't use FB on my phone
@oh_pies you should start a thing where you give me the money when you're bummed, and I'll give it to you when I'm bummed!
@samuelgoodwin well that was poorly planned :P
@samuelgoodwin six-day in Rotterdam 2-7 January. might come down for a day, if you're interested?
@ZuckerBaby 100% agree. it's not a perfect system, but it's fucking vital. I'm alive (and grateful) because of it!
@johannacherry have you any plans afternoon/eve of either 29/30 Dec? I'm pretty free :)
@oh_pies you’re amazing at sexts
Santa just arrived! brought me…diabetespic.twitter.com/C4lFsKhnbfbf
@teacuptempest for that cost, buy a plastic tub or three if you're looking long term. or fuck it, raid some milk crates. np.
@teacuptempest just raid a recycling bin and buy some tape. I've never bought boxes in my life
@Gernot just took a photo out of my window at the same thing :)
@oh_pies i want 2 bomb u
@LGnome christ. they were six-for when I woke up not long ago. that escalated quickly.
@bsneed SAYS THE WHITE GUY
@teacuptempest I’m top of the list, yes?
@samuelgoodwin how come?
@johannacherry they sound like they hate you when they speak, but they're usually nice words
just (finally!) finished Bioshock Infinite. now my head hurts. I wish more games had endings like that :)
@Ghentleman so lazy
@ZuckerBaby <3 hope you're holding up okay
@flickiter I've been sleeping so badly recently, it sucks :/
@flickiter :(
@Ghentleman your project?
get to Indian restaurant in Berlin. mention you’re Australian. talk about the ashes. multiculturalism works!
@osobinka it definitely is in the winter. but it's a super awesome city the rest of the time, from my experience
@efcliz it's called a match and there are four days left
@osobinka where is next?! Berlin is great :) I recommend it :)
@osobinka just wondering! planning to be there for a long while? I haven't kept up with you for a while!!
@osobinka where are you these days?
@sito_ safe trip! new adventures await
@irldexter "local" being very relative ;)
@irldexter you on the ground there?
@LisaKennelly I can offer you: popcorn, brussel sprouts, and chocolate mousse. if you get desperate.
@samuelgoodwin if you can get 80% to Berlin, I'll motivate the last 20% :P
@ellamorton bring me treats!
@stephbelding <3
@stephbelding I have a cat to consider. makes travels harder to plan :( she's the best pain in the arse ever
@stephbelding eeee! that's awesome. jealous for family times, too! cherish it :)
@stephbelding <3 compassion.
@bsneed there's a section of the community I respect the shit out of technically, but have no time for their opinions. this is that.
@bsneed ah right, sounds like a pissy waste of time/energy. software patents are largely bullshit, but it's what we've got. over it.
@bsneed this prompted by something?
@bsneed uh oh.
@PepperHeartsU we all know you never had a soul to begin with duh
@slobirdrop mostly just nuts
@paprikapapaya I can't tell if I've beaten science, or if I'm getting old and weak
hey. HEY. friends and family both near and far: I miss you and I love you all. be safe. we'll cross paths again soon!
@paprikapapaya I did make chocolate mousse though. aaaallllmost too rich for even me to get through
@paprikapapaya somewhat, yep! sans-family it barely seems worthwhile. I’d rather be with them doing nothing than apart and being festive :(
@paprikapapaya and you, lady!
happen in sauce!! pic.twitter.com/ewHTR4gxiW
@silpeen well hello there: $0.10
@felixdv it's super awesome :) I'm currently mining Dogecoins though ;)
miquaGalore Stunning #apartment for rent in #berlin #prenzlauerberg please contact me and share wt your friends bit.ly/1c2b5mq
@futurecat ??????????????
@silpeen ah. I'm on doge.scryptpools.com
@silpeen which pool are you in?
@silpeen $0.03 crawling my way to riches <3
@jasperblues it's got the Magsafe2 adapter, or else I'd try experimenting with my older adapters/laptops. hmm. good to know though, thanks
does anyone else's rMBP decide to not charge about 20% of the time you plug it in?
@FritztheChat oh you mean sucrose grid? you missed the boat, man
@FritztheChat "coco inflated rice"! "fruit circles"! "lucky pendents"! "colonel crunch"!
@sito_ (if you know any Android developers that might want some time here, let me know.. ;))
@sito_ wait for summer. but yes, so far, it's fucking rad
@sito_ when you're done there, there's still Berlin.. ;)
@sito_ ah, I enjoy Seattle any time I visit. best of luck with it :)
@declandebarra me and a coworker were staring down a fox in inner-city Berlin last week. never would have thought
@sito_ Seattle!
@silpeen wa-hey! $0.01!
@silpeen so far I have earned: $0.00
@silpeen wait how do you compare dogecoins with real money. are there even exchanges?
@efcliz nah, there are plenty of Australian dickheads to go around
@efcliz coughcough
@silpeen my Sunday is now dedicated to dogecoin mining. I don't understand.
@petsound AAA+++ would recommend. it's been amazing, even though it's winter
@cabel aw man, I miss CU Amiga. never had that issue though!
@samuelgoodwin would love to :)
@conradstoll yay?
@incanus77 no no, that's another day after
@paprikapapaya me too. not until the new year though :(
@paprikapapaya I'm distracting myself with soup. (and blankets a lot of the time)
the best part about making things with pumpkins is the inevitable roasted pumpkin seeds the next day
@paprikapapaya I think we've traded for the day
@teacuptempest ebay!
@alwarney there's this thing where you can buy just a new oven instead of a whole new house around it :P
@futurecat <3
@peterbowyer I grew up with them in/out of my life so they're familiar to me. might take some getting used to otherwise?
@peterbowyer I miss my Varier Balans chair
@peterbowyer SVG is just XML, so basically anything *can* work. I think there are toolkits for it though. PHP PDF writing is a pain too :(
@peterbowyer SVG?
@silpeen ahah I want to be that. I'll be like a yacht!
@silpeen what is "graduate" vs "member"? does it even matter?
@silpeen is there any benefit (besides witnessing, obv) to being onboard with Engineers Australia?
@johannacherry okay cool. today/tomorrow won't happen, but let's make sure 28-31 somewhere happens :) ping me, 'cos I'll forget
@johannacherry how long are you in town? have any plans yet? but yeah duh, it's happening
@johannacherry HELLO!
@kristinwille congratulations! you’ve died and gone to hell
@ijansch how do you guys find (Android) devs these days?
@oh_pies punch me in the punch with your punch
@silpeen I forgot about you actually. I was only thinking about maybe contacting Saals. :( why aren't you more memorable?
@silpeen because engineers australia? also: sorted, but thanks
@oh_pies sext: discharge
@amieteacake yep. or even a postie it seems! such weird rules, haha
@amieteacake actually I don't think you can, after re-reading. just trying to find someone to (e-)witness a stat dec!
@LGnome so it seems if they can do it in WA, it's good enough
@LGnome that list has "Person before whom a stat[..] dec[..] may be made under the law of the State [..] in which the declaration is made"
@LGnome cool, cheers :)
@amieteacake are you still a public servant? have you been for 5 years? want to do me a huge favour?
@LGnome but yeah, no (huge) rush. trying to wrap it up by the weekend though, so time's a factor. will let you know if I get it sussed out
@LGnome I don't think it *has* to be federal. from this doc, it could be any pharmacist, any accountant, any teacher, any police officer!
@flickiter it doesn't say anything about that. it just lists a bunch of professionals
@LGnome don't think so - doesn't say. it's for uni in Canberra (to get a degree reprinted), if that helps? seems to be a federal thing
@flickiter ah, bummer. figured as such. guess I'll need to find someone I know then, or run to the embassy here when it's open.. hrmm
@flickiter no idea. can't see why not though - it's me making the statement, it's them acknowledging it
@flickiter email PDF, print, sign, scan :)
@flickiter or maybe they get that all the time, so I dunno
@flickiter I don't mind where they are! but I don't imagine a random pharmacist would want an internet stranger to get a form signed?
@flickiter hrm, I'm not sure if they'd do it by proxy. then again, the form doesn't say _Australian_ pharmacist..but I assume it's implied?
@felixdv you can't as a foreigner, but thanks! I'll get it sorted :)
do I follow anyone that can witness a stat dec in Oz? (govt employees, doctors, engineers, bank staff, etc). kind of urgent. thanks!
@heartshapedsky @PortobelloPDX am. jealous.
@searchingfortao esp typing paths :(
@lagusta but they have to be HAPPY maple trees, okay?
@lagusta it's me crying because you won't sell me maple-bacon cheese-stuffed steak bonbons
@lagusta \o/
@zaftigvegan pics or it di—oh. right.
@flickiter as good of a reason as any
@flickiter is said bottle upward of a litre? does it grant wishes?
@oh_pies well duh, who doesn't?
potatoes in Germany are weird /cc @oh_pies pic.twitter.com/Lm3M73Jcj4
do I (or you?!) know any Android devs looking for full-time work in Berlin?
@textfiles whoa, that's most excellent
@fwrnando I'm scared, hold me
@UniCanberra done!
@UniCanberra any luck finding that number?
@UniCanberra I never heard back from that email address (despite the “wait 3 days†mail). is there a number I should call instead?
@joseph_carney I haven’t installed it since 2010! you can do it :)
just had my ~weekly iOS7 spontaneous reboot. have you has yours this week?
@efcliz no real shock about KP though - he didn't look comfortable at all
@efcliz I look away for half an hour and two wickets drop? what the hell?
@Palleas i hav aded u 2 skpie c u there budey!!!!
@Palleas :( is that out of Xcode? u got skype bro??? we fix 4u
@Palleas wat
@for_esme mustard seems like a reasonable big deal: http://t.co/g0b0YzgSiG
@for_esme I'm sure they can!
@daleharvey aha, okay, I'll see how I go when I get a chance
@daleharvey is the build particularly fragile? I might take a peek, and cross my fingers
@daleharvey is that public yet? I want to try it out!
@mattgemmell that works too! thanks :)
@mattgemmell hi! is there a video of your NSScotland talk floating around? my google-fu is failing me
so glad to be at the Apple tech talks today. these labs couldn’t have come at a better time!
@naomimaria things!
@amyruthworrall just going through your article on lower case numbers - have you had issues on iOS7? "Lining Figures" is missing. thoughts?
@jmikola oh god.
@ratkins "yo yo motherfuckers, it's santa here. bitchez and elves bring the christmas cheer"
@flickiter sweet! I'll take a peek. thanks heaps!
@flickiter commuter-ish sized loads, water/bomb proof
@flickiter messenger bag recommendations?
@j_s_n_d Sir Winton Turnbull: "I'm a Country Member"
Gough Whitlam: "I remember"
https://t.co/2DuCt2hirs
@Palleas just as a submodule, and set it up manually
@incanus77 massive understatement!
@jasperblues mmm, nice!
@incanus77 dude, do you even have a residence in Portland anymore?