The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2015

@Palleas excellent question. I have no idea yet.

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@Palleas you misspelled Apple Music dot com

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@veganinbrighton excellent question! not sure :) I think Thursday, but I'm not 100%

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RT @Gary_BBGames: I’m just going to say what I’ thinking about the Home Remote 30 day review, however unlikely it seems. #ios http://t.co/R…

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@kcgreenn hey this is fucking cool. you're excellent. keep it up :)

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@Gary_BBGames just throw in some pancake batter and you're golden

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@earthxsucks yea nah that's the worst I hope you fix it soon buddy good luck!

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@mrgan don't even think about spraying it 151 times though

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@Whakkee not for a while yet: capslockday.com (it's in my calendar)

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@earthxsucks at least now ya got something to talk about when you get your hair cut again tomorrow!

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production server is down, far too little sleep. happy Sunday morning!

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snapchat wants location services enabled so I can use filters? nah. pic.twitter.com/Rbob5iNObT

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@messycook I cannot confirm nor deny. hypothetically even if I did, I wouldn't discuss its existence. operational matters, you know

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@klausa_qwpx at least they make https://t.co/zu3YK1jUXK which is pretty fucking rad at least

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@klausa_qwpx yeah but, WebKit? or elsewhere in OS X?

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@klausa_qwpx no one minds I don't think, IT IS PROBABLY FINE

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@klausa_qwpx oh hey your phone will do a hting again

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the beachball doesn't grow when you shake the cursor in El Capitan. imo it should balloon up into an angry face. y'know, for sympathy.

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@dimsimkitty makes sense! I'm mostly in it for the donuts situation

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@mariekehardy OF ALL PEOPLE. he's kind of a saint by current standards. discourse, discussion, engagement. what the hell?

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@klausa_qwpx huh that didn't solve it completely

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@klausa_qwpx I WILL PUT HEADPHONES ON PROPERLY AND LIVE IN IGNORANCE

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@klausa_qwpx and the only person around to hear is me

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@klausa_qwpx haha, your phone buzzes when I do this

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@michaelhoney let me know when you're hiring. I know a guy ;)

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@veganinbrighton haven't used @StellerStories in a long time! glad it's catching up :) it's so lovely

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can someone with El Capitan confirm: do Hot Corners activate screen savers for you? it broke for me on b2

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hadn't noticed Disk Utility in El Capitan before. looks ace! pic.twitter.com/WEHFkJRABs

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@fbz okay! count me in for one of those..eventually! :)

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@fbz any chance for a non-wool option? :/

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@luckythespider @MsRachyDoodle haha okay! the middle part will probably work best. let me know where you end up!

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@luckythespider @MsRachyDoodle you're in Europe for my birthday omgggggggggggggggggggggmoafewotearskt

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@enygma $ nslookup php.net
Server:8.8.8.8
Address:8.8.8.8#53

** server can't find php.net: SERVFAIL

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@enygma (fwiw the first link (+www) doesn't work for me)

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@dimsimkitty @PandaWithCookie Pux still has a carrot. it's still one of her favourite toys!

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@gilfer VPNs will be illegal as hell soon, don't worry

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@dfplaughton got around it with DOM hacking. weird they pop that up though.

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@dfplaughton haha, hilarious: "Log in via Twitter to access this content."

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everywourd bououks

via everywourd (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@earthxsucks nah at this point I'd have to re-watch eps 1 and 2. really cbf for that

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@earthxsucks sure as fuck don't have the patience for that

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@earthxsucks I couldn't get through 2 episodes of season 1. only started the 2nd ep because "surely it's not that bad again"

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@earthxsucks of season 1? because yeah

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@MsRachyDoodle "it's cool I already left. but don't worry, I'm still voting against your racist horse shit"

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@BrittA2211 hahah. "Password1:)" probably passes all of the rules: caps, number, symbols

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appropriate for today, I’m in bed while it’s still light out

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@ratkins (I will position my knife and fork to indicate being done if I don't clear my plate tyvm. don't ask.)

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@ratkins fav x1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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@ratkins I'll give it a shot. I need to do a transfer anyway: josh at (my twitter username) dot com

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@ratkins seems pretty ace. any issues with 'em?

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@BrittA2211 (she released a new album this week. guess what I've had on loop all week ;))

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"Nice theme song, but a eagle playing drums? Weird"

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everywourd bououhououing

via everywourd (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Jun 20th, 2015 via Twitter for Mac)

@brentriddell I'll be sure to question them when security drags me out because I got my cock out and started a brawl

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@Dr_Tabor it rained! gotta be slow and safe!

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@averrer understand you're probably busy at short notice, but any suggestions on ways to pass the time? anything going on?

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@averrer hey! a friend (@Mouledoux) is in Reykjavik at the moment with a travel partner stuck abroad.

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@klausa_qwpx I did it by accident the other day. lol'd.

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@Gary_BBGames it'll be a while. we're waiting for the same. it's been.. 45+ mins so far

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@Gernot or, "dear recruiter, no. just no." is usually appropriate regardless ;)

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@chriseidhof @iamthelawton oh, ha :) then yeah, that makes total sense. thanks!

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@chriseidhof @iamthelawton why the suggested implementation is so bluntly wrong/bad/terrible? (or the intended purpose of Optional.map?)

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@chriseidhof @iamthelawton can you explain it to someone (me!) without Swift experience? to some extent, both seem valid enough?

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@klausa_qwpx at least clearing immigration isn't a problem ;)

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@klausa_qwpx christ. want me to just drive down and get you?

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@aelleaelle there's a couch+double inflatable mattress if you guys want to spend any time exploring!

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@aelleaelle depends. if you have reasonable income, it seems okay (hard for students etc). I haven't had any problem, same w/ coworkers

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@aelleaelle having not spent much time in Hamburg, I don't know. but! Berlin is (so far) easily the best city I've lived in (outside Oz ;))

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@luckythespider I know this is unrelated but it's important that you know the new Hilary Duff album came out yesterday

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@mugunthkumar alternative title: "broad cultural stereotypes". amusing :)

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@earthxsucks @jamesxclean I've been calling people drangus a lot recently

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@jameshultgren I'm catching up on all email this week though. BUT YES. I'm here for months whatever. yolo!

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@jameshultgren OH SHIT sorry yes I have too many unread emails right now since travel. whatever date it is, it's fine. I'll be around!

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@mattheworbit I found a box that gives good advice though http://t.co/8FqlpeZzGr

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@mattheworbit hahahah. airport security were even down with it?

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@mattheworbit I wore those shoes yesterday, tape and all

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@BrittA2211 use a password manager, yo. then you don't even have to think about it.

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@mrgan @colincornaby lumberjacks make the worst recruiters

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@gilfer because it made you so sleepy with its mediocrity?

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@ratkins works okay for me. I don’t use a ton of gmail features though :/

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ratkins from Kreuzberg, Berlin

@Gary_BBGames hoping there's a new beta today with better battery life. we'll see!

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@Gary_BBGames I haven't done it, but a coworker migrated ours. had to remove a RAC+UIKit dependency, but then it worked a-okay apparently

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@Gary_BBGames yup. it's mostly fine. it's been a bit laggy and battery is woeful. but otherwise fine

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@Gary_BBGames I did it. stay near chargers for mobile devices ;) otherwise, been no problem

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this shouldn’t surprise me, but the iOS 9 two-finger trackpad works on iPhone (not only iPad). super neat!

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@nancycdhill do we all look the same to your sorry

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@GeekAndDad let's make up an even better arbitrary scale ;)

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@FoodIsPower aw I wish I could be there so much. I was a week off :(

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@dimsimkitty staying with another human so she could be fed when I was away!

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@colincornaby ahh, so it's a container, not a parallel instance. right. that makes sense.

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@colincornaby okay hm. so the MO is pretty bare, just used for storage. do you pass the MO around the app? or the wrapper?

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@colincornaby please. or at least gist something and I/we can get into yr headspace? would be good :)

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@garrettmurray @colincornaby I’ve had that every time I’ve used it for plane boarding passes

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to garrettmurray from Division No. 4, Subd. B, Newfoundland and Labrador

@Whakkee I was there at 5:something :( early day. so sleepy.

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expert level disguise. I suspect nothing! pic.twitter.com/cgmcz29NK4

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I just read “evolution” as “ovulation”. I need a nap. (and a holiday? cough cough.)

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@steveriggins haha, I agree. but I'm also the idiot that installed it, so I'm not complaining either. dammit.

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@Dr_Tabor the world is too big. I just need one person to move over now though and I'll settle for a while ;)

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@Dr_Tabor I'm flying in 8 hours, back on Sunday!

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@Dr_Tabor where are you headed? BACK BY MONDAY?

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@Dr_Tabor yeah! @Citymapper is so good for directions (+ realtime wait times). @transitapp is better for "when is the next X?"

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@id "Baltimore, Berlin, Chicago, London, Mexico City, New York City, Philadelphia, SF, Toronto, and Washington DC" http://t.co/FARwT4Rpg3

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@id has Berlin at least, and I think London. not sure what else

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transit maps in the OS X Maps.app is really excellent

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@CastIrony @steveriggins just figured TV/HomeKit breakthroughs were imminent. and relevant to broad consumer bases.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to CastIrony from Downtown, San Francisco

@CastIrony @steveriggins more broadly: HomeKit and maybe CarKit. your phone being the centre. eh.

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