does Vimeo just not have enough bandwidth? different ISPs in different countries on different machines, and I often still can't stream..
@paprikapapaya AND MAPLE COOKIES. WHICH SHALL BE MY BREAKFAST.
@oh_pies #tearsofglass :(
@oh_pies DOUBLE FOR ME TOO. #HOLYFUCKPIGLETSOMG
@ratkins ahhh, when jokes become almost too real: https://t.co/QLedAyvr
@katherinebailey they're being cautious re: sandy? they're so responsible!
@vryheid87 oh, they were Japanese posi hardcore, played a bunch with miles away and bane, if you know them
@vryheid87 the other side of Canada. the side where there was an earthquake :P did you get listen to FC FiVE?
brb, Canada
@virginmobilecan it updated and processed just fine! disregard previous questions :) weeee!
@virginmobilecan just topped up $45 on a prepaid SIM after a couple of dormant months. still saying "Your balance is $0" site just delayed?
@ratkins you've been infected. Portland accelerates the process..
@Emmelinecady DO IT CUNT
@ZuckerBaby white! hetero! the one true way!
@Emmelinecady I probably would..
@ZuckerBaby awesome. fucking great.
@oh_pies :( sad
@oh_pies RAINY, GREY, MISERABLE
@virginmobilecan yup! no problem, thanks :)
@oh_pies iunooooo, does it change everything?
hahaha, USA got Meatloaf'd. worse than the 2011 AFL final from the sounds of it http://t.co/HDLyDxo9
RT @syned: Обновление Ð´Ð»Ñ Ð¾Ð±Ð½Ð¾Ð²Ð»ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ñ€Ð°Ð´Ð¸ обновлений!
Очередной Ð²Ð¾Ð¿Ñ€Ð¾Ñ Ðº Microsoft, что они курÑÑ‚ там? http://t.co/mv0Ouk56
@jonathanpenn ouch :(
another kernel panic :( this doesn't look good :(
@Emmelinecady whoa!
@Emmelinecady can't fit it in my backpack bro :(
@WestCoastyMo iPhone game!
letterpress anyone? notnotjosh on gamecentre
@virginmobilecan hola! are your iPhones locked to Virgin if I buy it at retail price (on the 30 day/monthly option)?
@pr1001 they were always great with laptop batteries.. but it seemed to have diagnostics. wonder if iPhone has the same
are Apple likely to replace a device that intermittently reboots/drains battery? I probably wouldn't be able to reproduce in-store..
had an amazing time at #cocoaconf this weekend. so grateful for this community - a huge thank you to everyone involved
@MOlsonApps it's finished already? I know I'm sleepy, but I still feel like I'm in the session..
"NSString is like the greatest hamburger ever" - @mattt #cocoaconf
@katherinebailey BROotstrap*
@conradstoll did you?
@zaftigvegan timing is essential!
@zaftigvegan one and the same imo
playing with a Nexus 7 - Android 4.1 is actually pretty nice
@teacuptempest pardon?
@coveloper welcome :)
@coveloper got your pass and swag bag!
@Emmelinecady cunt cunt cunt cunt risotto
minawana meika la'a likiko! #cocoaconf
a whole lotta love from @brentsimmons to @bmf this keynote #cocoaconf
sitting at a table with two guys from Sydney #outnumbered #cocoaconf
@morganrosepdx ROOBY ROOOO!
@morganrosepdx lols. no, it's definitely a Bad Thingâ„¢. one-offs are okay, but patterns imply broken things :( see: http://t.co/JgBtRbfY
first the kernel panic, now there's a spider running around on my table #endtimes #cocoaconf
kernel panic after pulling out my laptop in the first #cocoaconf session. this is worrying.
@morganrosepdx BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO *TRY* TO BE MEAN? ~*~*~SO NATURAL~*~*~
@morganrosepdx and you also think 'also because you're incompetent, you jerk'
@Lauren_Belle dunwell donuts get pretty rave reviews, and there's a pizza shop that does decent vegan pizzas but I forget the name
@everyonebutsix related: https://t.co/cn7t2XyF
@everyonebutsix free-range organic!
@everyonebutsix smack!
@ReneeMBM meanwhile, standard petrol in the US is like 87-89 octane. gotta be horrible for cars, haha
@ReneeMBM holy ballz. that's pushing up toward Dutch prices!
@ratkins ahhh. did you find somewhere? I just returned from napville
@popegabrielle WHY ARE YOU IN ALBERTA WHY WHY WHY
@fdotsanchez -> james O
@teacuptempest SOME GUY CALLED ME A FAGGOT 15 MINS AGO. I (IMPOLITELY) ASKED HIM TO FELATE ME. SPOILER: I'M DRY
@teacuptempest SPEAK FOR YOURSELF CUNTBAG
@teacuptempest DEGREASE? I HEAR OF SOME BITCHEZ THAT NEED THAT ATM
@teacuptempest LOOK AT YOU NOW. UNEMPLOYED.
@teacuptempest so, so bad
@teacuptempest what's with this BSSC jelly wrestling? making you proud?
@ratkins @casademora was totally listening to tism on the way home.. :)
@BrittA2211 I miss it :(
only half an hour late to @PDXCocoaheads! it's cold enough to see wwdc jackets out :)
everyonebutsix Sure, there are downsides to being female, but I never run the risk of looking like someone's creepy uncle in a photograph.
@sylmobile you should try craigslist! "Punch my hole!"
@erinwiko please leave some in your will to me. thanks.
@RealNickHodge someone would still "reply to all"
@Alex_v_Rowan share :( they're the best donuts!
13" Retina MBP can't be configured up to 16gb? that's a *massive* letdown
@gsths been trying to work out how to make it work, yo. not even kidding.
@gsths yup :( totally know the feeling brah. been missing nl a little on and off. you're partly to blame.
@gsths ah, makes sense :)
@gsths nommmm
@mikeash Iranian nuclear (laptop battery) program
@pcdewolff had to make an enquiry because their site wasn't matching the itinerary they emailed. didn't know which was the real one :(
just got my tickets to @resonate_io. see you in March!
@andrewpascoe YES. it really is.
a "2 minute" wait time on hold with @Expedia is (so far) 39 minutes. pro service!
@resonate_io c'mon :) is it time yet?
@osobinka duh
@osobinka MAPS.APP
@0xced (ffox 17, mac 10.8)
@0xced actually, only the second one is an error. first is fine in QT
@0xced opens QT for me. but then get an error that it's an unrecognised format..
@fdotsanchez d'flyo
@oh_pies SORRY :( I'LL SEND YOU A PASSPORT AFTER I MATE WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN AND EARN THEIR TRUSTS
@ratkins TRY PINGING @cocoaconf OR https://t.co/5cUvZOL7 - THERE'S ALSO @PDXCocoaheads ON WEDNESDAY http://t.co/9xt0voYx
@oh_pies I'D BE THE WORST PEOPLE SMUGGLER, CANADA ALREADY HATES ME
@ratkins IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE? HARD TO TELL FROM THIS WINDOW
@oh_pies I PLAN ON IN IN A WEEK AND A BIT FOR A FEW DAYS
@ratkins ARE YOU UP FOR COCOACONF?
@ratkins NOW YOU DANCE
@oh_pies YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS ME? MAPLE COOKIES. #IWANTTOGOTOCANADA
DUDES TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY. WELCOME TO THE PARTY!
urg, I feel people are focusing too much on @LIVESTRONG not funding research. they *do* other important things. things that need to happen.
@popegabrielle wish I could. head hurts a bunch and mind racing a mile a minute. gonna give up soon :( also: I'll be in yvr soooon!
@popegabrielle I still can't sleep :(
@DougCoupland that sounds like something one might learn from watching jPod.. ;)
"open in maps" in the Instagram app for iOS opens a browser to google maps, instead of the iOS maps app. interesting.
@Ghentleman I met an Aussie there once. and a bunch of Germans. and the Dutch.
@morganrosepdx saving buttz is what I heard about you guys
@morganrosepdx blargh
@whakkee +1
@pickledtreats ahhh, I can't wait to get back there. no idea when it'll be, but I'm already excited :)
@cackleberry yar! I'm one of those hippie vegan fucks. @AnimalsAus do amazing things!
@cackleberry that's so fucking rad!
@pickledtreats jealous+
@osobinka shhhh!
@osobinka meow!
@oh_pies @ZuckerBaby but it's 4am :[ guess I'll just have to drag myself somewhere when it's light out :((((
@oh_pies @ZuckerBaby fax me some!
@osobinka how did you get one!
@egyptynlvr GIMME A HOME AMONGST THE GUM TREES, WITH LOTS OF PLUM TREES
@taylorphinney love the interview on velonation. it's refreshing to see :)
@emilybhenson happy birthday, you!
@egyptynlvr I have so much nuttelex, but no popcorn to put it on
@flickiter man, if only :( also, I want nuttelex :(
second kernel panic in a couple of weeks. not good.
@morganrosepdx stupid.
carpark teabag footy at QFC with @morganrosepdx at 2:30am. even stupider than it sounds
@Emmelinecady be sure to be drunk first
@everyonebutsix maybe if you married someone, they could tell you what to eat. because that to me totally justifies marriage
@pickledtreats even looks like nice weather! lucky!
@Emmelinecady fax?
@notahat yesterday: clean drive chain. immaculate. today: rain and grit. poor drive train
@pjf is there any way to see these sessions?
@sylmobile I miss it :(
@Ghentleman yeah, I was blown away. I'd been paying $7, someone else found it for $13. and then last night happened. amazing.
found $3 lotus speculoos. four jars acquired!
@Emmelinecady HOT CHOCOLATE
"I'm going to the bathroom. please don't roofie my drink" #dateswithjosh
@miscdebris I reward you with this: http://t.co/rTt3VXx5
@miscdebris awesome, ta!
@miscdebris how is that place?
@paprikapapaya damn, "This listing is no longer available."
@stephbelding I used airbnb. I think it was $89/night, full apt, midtown, booked about two days before I went. not bad, considering :)
DAT'S FIRTEEN FIRTY FERTY-TWO #homesick
@Emmelinecady stranger on the street,
you saw my skirt; suck a fuck.
you look heaps munted
@Emmelinecady A GREAT DAY FOR SKIRTS. A BAD DAY FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED.
@mini_monsoon @Brightbluegirl SERIOUS PROBLEM TO HAVE. I hate that situation :(
@gsths share, kut
nic cage is a vampire! #IMAVAMPIRE #vampireskiss
@Emmelinecady ham*
arguing with Javascript #gottagetdownonthursday
@oh_pies offer her a minton since you have so many of them #maybealittlebitter
@teacuptempest she almost looks innocent
@sylmobile if it were up to *me*, I'd be in favour
@sylmobile I deferred to a coin toss. it said no
@InHerGrace thank you! I'm continuing my distant get-to-know-you of other Australian vegans :)
@rblimey designers? or developers?
@oh_pies verb?
@oh_pies what is an lb? hm?
@everyonebutsix yup! as for tasty snacks, I think woolies usually has some tasty roasted chickpeas in the health food section
@everyonebutsix nuts are a great start :) almonds and sunflower seeds are my go-tos
@declandebarra totally. the issue I have really is figuring out what that something is. I psych myself out and lose steam, blargh
@declandebarra same shit, really. iPhone/iPad stuff for Dutch telcos. great technical challenges, but practically zero social benefit. torn.
@declandebarra just up the road.. in Portland
@declandebarra green tea+mint is how the Moroccans do it, and I'm pretty sure you're a fan. bike is fucking ace, thinking of a ride to SF
@declandebarra tried with mint?
@searchingfortao that's one thing I miss about a useful compiler warning me :) #javascripting
thwarted. I wanted ==, I used =. #rookieerror
@teacuptempest jesus
@morganrosepdx tweeted?
@everyonebutsix yep. I don't know a single vegan that is on board with their morals and tactics
@everyonebutsix eh, these days it seems they're all about media grabs over actual campaigns of substance. it's sad and desperate
@oh_pies @Emmelinecady jew-et*
@ABCNews24 when will I be able to watch ABC news 24? it's getting old to miss issues because I'm across a pond.
@cfsmtbation ahah rad. perhaps she'll retain some passion onto other issues then
@cfsmtbation geoblocked. what's on?
intend to open Xcode, open iTunes instead. that's always a good sign.
@teacuptempest TYRANNOSAURUS
@tomgreenlive I'm totally happy to joke about my own cancer, but I'm pretty sensitive about other people joking about my cancer
@Quimberla it's really quite damaging to the rest of us that aren't complete fuckwits. or at least, fuckwits in less ridiculous ways :D!
oh PETA, you're embarrassing all of us. http://t.co/DXBvEEH9
@oh_pies A+
@morganrosepdx awesome! I'll let Paige know!
@morganrosepdx aka "have multiple sexual partners.. nek minute: chlamydial infection"
@egyptynlvr AA?
@gsths @Emmelinecady <3
@gsths YEP
@ZuckerBaby I'd happily volunteer as a guinea pig if I could
@ZuckerBaby how are your hot chocolate skills? #priorities
@mattheworbit still in sydville?
@pickledtreats share :(
@teacuptempest face plant! comes from face seeds, sunshine and water!
@teacuptempest no. gross.
@pickledtreats blue skies here ;D