The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

January 2013

@pjf where do you stand on pentadactyl?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pjf from Portland, OR

@caitlinstasey :( those are heart breaking. I hate that that goes on. I wish we could ALL take a huge step forward together, for each other

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to caitlinstasey from Portland, OR

@osobinka jobs are for suckaz, lady. don't be no sucka!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

zoomosis Milo Kerrigan for PM.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:30 AM, Jan 31st, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@gilfer it's going to be a long seven months. and then a long three years.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gilfer from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya video ads are more about placement and exposure than direct sales. ie axe or coca cola. it works on a lottt of people

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya at least, that's their argument. which is credible, but still annoying.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya because then they aren't making their money back by showing ads to you. eventually companies won't buy CBC ad slots, etc

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Portland, OR

@paprikapapaya it's all about distribution rights. CBC (or whoever bought the rights in Canada) would be pissed if you watches for free

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Portland, OR

@ABCNews24 please leave the geoblock off for good. I shouldn't have to worry about that nonsense ever.

via Twitter for Mac

@xnatterly knees are overrated anyway. who even needs knees?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to xnatterly

@michaeltwofish ahhhhhh, worst. cabs are stupid expensive in Canberra too. MyWay 2.0 app might help?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to michaeltwofish

@michaeltwofish have you tried it from the suburbs on a weekend? once every 2 hours, something like 10am-6pm. horrible.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to michaeltwofish

michaeltwofish Canberra public transport sucks.

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jan 28th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@Sideshowkelly living a lie seems better than living a joke, so..thanks!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sideshowkelly

@Lauren_Belle swap footy for hockey, hot for cold and 'cunt' for 'sorry', and that's pretty much spot on

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Lauren_Belle

@Lauren_Belle Vancouver isn't all that exciting, if that's what you were thinking of

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Lauren_Belle

@vikb @Sassy_Kel Bonvita make really nice rice milk chocolate

via Twitter for Mac in reply to vikb

@moodfornoodles I think I did a couple of years ago - I should grab some today…for research purposes of course :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to moodfornoodles

@popcorncx if the three signs before it aren't warning enough...

via Twitter for Mac in reply to popcorncx

@osobinka I could never work in the US! hehe I was in 40-45 temperatures in oz...ahh I'll miss that

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka same that I'm living on savings. are those other parts warmer than Siberia?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@BrittA2211 "we'll be in the toilet if you need us" 'cos you're classy like that, I know

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrittA2211 from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka saaaaame! you still live at home yes? that helps :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka 360iDev! in Vegas! I'll put everything I own on red and hope I win

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka hanging out, same ol'. iOS conference in feb! my bikes are there..I miss riding

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka back to Portland. I'm in Hawaii right now though!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@BrittA2211 "they're..they're for my...mum.........'s friend"

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrittA2211 from Honolulu, HI

@osobinka I'm at an airport! where are you off to?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Honolulu, HI

@WestCoastyMo I drank so much hot chocolate. got my fill so I can survive the rest of winter!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo from Honolulu, HI

part two, US edition: layovers and flights

via Twitter for iPhone from Honolulu, HI

@Emmelinecady it's not even all that nice today in Sydney. I'll post nicer things later

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Emmelinecady

@sylmobile nah, it was all quite hushed :) it'll happen - I'll be back reasonably soon, I think. I miss this country.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sylmobile

@sylmobile next time won't be for a funeral - I'll have a little more time!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sylmobile

farewell once again, Australia. we'll meet again soon under better circumstances. seems like a quiet flight. pic.twitter.com/Nl1xYahx

via Twitter for iPhone

@morganrosepdx <3 I'm at the airport now. 10 hour flight coming up in 2 hours!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

lamingtons!!! with @flickiter and @oh_pies. only hours after mum saying I'm not because no lamingtons pic.twitter.com/e1NWKHwo

via Twitter for iPhone

@oh_pies @flickiter on our way! probably close to 11:30 if traffic is okay

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@oh_pies @flickiter aight. will confirm in the morning when we get away, but we should be 11:30ish?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@BreeMateljan I mean, I'd heard rumours, but I thought they were funded by government conspiracy

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BreeMateljan

@BreeMateljan oh wow, so good! I didn't know anyone drank that, haha

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BreeMateljan

I'm so patriotic that I'm flying to the US tomorrow. thanks to time zones I get Australia Day twice!

via Twitter for iPhone

@oh_pies @flickiter any/all of the above! I don't mind as long as it's tasty times!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@morganrosepdx damn, she must be super awesome to bag a guy like him

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@morganrosepdx that's one ridiculously classy dude. wish I could date him

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@ThisStudioCBR cool, we'll swing by maybe about 2:30, 3ish

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThisStudioCBR

@WestCoastyMo not sure I can find a koala, but you can guarantee the other two will happen :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo

@ThisStudioCBR what's your number? and when are you in the studio?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThisStudioCBR

@ThisStudioCBR so my old man does business development, wants to have a chat. you got 15mins this arvo for him to drop in?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThisStudioCBR

@oh_pies @flickiter hey so! I'll be up there about 11:30-12. where to eat?!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

well the shell app is wrong. tuggeranong is not 24hrs. plan b: wait

via Twitter for iPhone

@ThisStudioCBR always a pleasure :) also, +1 milk crate! gungahlin delivers!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ThisStudioCBR

@ACTIONbuses how can I reload a MyWay card after hours?

via Twitter for Mac

@ThisStudioCBR SHIT SHIT SHIT THAT WAS MY TEST ACCOUNT THAT WAS STILL LOGGED IN

via Twitter for Mac

SWEETandSARA G'day mates! We now have a distributor in AUSTRALIA! Im so excited! I wasnt kidding when I said S&S vegan mallows were taking over the world

via web (retweeted on 1:33 AM, Jan 24th, 2013 via Twitter for Mac)

@bex_is hayyyyy I don't know if we're just meeting there at 1, but I'm at Lonsdale Street Roasters atm, so call when you're around?

via Twitter for Mac

those who can, do. those that can't become parking cops

via Twitter for iPhone

@_GeorgeRose_ hi! this might be weird but we sat next to each other at dinner once at CanTeen. I'm in Canberra at the moment. up for snacks?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to _GeorgeRose_

@egyptynlvr nah, I'm way too skinny for that to ever work du

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr

@egyptynlvr L hoods/sweatshirts would be okay. AA L shirts are terrible on me

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr

@gandtlondon I will need pictures! I am wearing my bonsoy shirt today ;)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gandtlondon

@egyptynlvr I can do L for some stuff. small L/large M is my usual

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr

@michaeltwofish I'll be back again soon enough, hopefully with more of a plan next time. enjoy LCA :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish

@michaeltwofish ah, I fly from Sydney but need to head up early.. probably 8 or 9 so I'll probably just miss you!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish

@WestCoastyMo dude, you never cross a man mumbling about green bananas!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WestCoastyMo

@oh_pies @flickiter sweet! I'll talk to mum (who is my ride up) and confirm :D

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@slobirdrop bathrooms and wifi! take that, patriarchy!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to slobirdrop

@michaeltwofish unfortunately not! I fly back on Saturday. was just a quick trip for a funeral

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish

@bex_is okay! maybe 1 then. it's in Brandon, on the side away from the city. find their Facebook!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bex_is

Dickson is as normal as I remember it. a guy in McDonald's is clapping at and re-enacting the cricket

via Twitter for iPhone

@bex_is wait we didn't agree on a time. when is your lunch?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bex_is

@oh_pies @flickiter hmm, maybe I can aim for 11:30, probably get there 12. is that long enough for food and you to get to airport?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@JacintaMoore hi! did you ever find jozqykxxykck's email? if so, mind sharing?

via Twitter for Mac

@bex_is maybe go to Braddon and go to Sweet Bones?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bex_is

@bex_is alright! I may have a car but either way, lunch is on. I'll let you know in the morning if I need a ride okaayyyyy

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bex_is

@oh_pies @flickiter or being driven by mum or something. but times are flexible if there's a meal to be eaten!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@flickiter @oh_pies OKAY SO. I'm no longer flying IN to Sydney, but I still fly out at 7:45pm on Saturday

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@bex_is ahhh, that number expired and I barely hit fb anymore. where do you work these days?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to bex_is

@bex_is r u ok? I mean, wut r u doing on Thursday? lunch or dinner?

via Twitter for iPhone

@flickiter @oh_pies Saturday! my layover is like 1pm to 6pm

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter

@oh_pies flying? what time? be weird to cross over there!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@oh_pies I'll be at the airport for a couple of hours :D

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

cupcake, @OriginalBonsoy hot chocolate, and sunshine. I think I'm set for the afternoon.

via Twitter for iPhone

@oh_pies believe me, I'd love to have more time over here..

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies

@oh_pies nooope :( not even getting to Melbourne! :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@morganrosepdx fair warning: it'll be sleepy incoherent drivel!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to morganrosepdx

@morganrosepdx <3 I'm here safely! I'll email you soon. good luck today! neuter like a winner

via Twitter for Mac in reply to morganrosepdx

I just heard Amy Winehouse for the first time. wasn't missing much as it turns out

via Twitter for iPhone

@morganrosepdx "late? or crushed skull? choose wisely" roadside safety ad

via Twitter for iPhone

@morganrosepdx aw, I wish! if only it were really all that feasible. I vote one day we have a huge backyard

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@bHcraigv ah, I've only ever been able to stick with soy milk long terms. others are a nice change, but not every day. good reviews though!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bHcraigv

@bHcraigv in the US, @pacificfoods is the only neutrally flavoured and palatable soy milk that I enjoy

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bHcraigv

@morganrosepdx I read "road otters" at first which seemed like something I'd be okay with meeting

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@egyptynlvr already gone. here with dad and my uncle. but I'll maybe be back on Friday..I'll find out early this week

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to egyptynlvr

@morganrosepdx bedroom! and only a hand pump - I think it's in the box on my desk or it's with helmets next to the fridge

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@egyptynlvr where did we get that bbc?

via Twitter for iPhone

@morganrosepdx sure do. in the cupboard, on the left side on the shelf is a plastic bag with chain lube (and citrus cleaner)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morganrosepdx

@michaelneale seems pretty rude. I mean, to strangers? sure, be an asshole. but to your partner? what kind of fuckhead relationship is that?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaelneale

@Meggs428 a funeral, actually. back next week

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Meggs428

@Meggs428 you didn't ask a yes/no question!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Meggs428

@stevenfarlie dunno, maybe next year? not sure I can on this trip. hoping to, but it's not looking realistic ;[

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stevenfarlie

@stevenfarlie and then rural SA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stevenfarlie

@stevenfarlie for about three hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then Adelaide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stevenfarlie

on landing in Melbourne, a child behind me shouts "see! it's just like Africa!"

via Twitter for iPhone

@michaeltwofish and when someone refers to something on "wiki". kills me. every time.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to michaeltwofish from Los Angeles, CA

@silpeen yo mamma's so fat she gets mistaken as being 42 million people

via Twitter for Android in reply to silpeen from Santa Monica, CA

@simonseeber that's that place out past Werribee somewhere, yeah?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to simonseeber

I wonder if airport security has ever confiscated a beyond-overripe banana

via Twitter for Mac

@daleharvey guessing it's because Antarctica 'belongs' to several nations

via Twitter for Mac in reply to daleharvey

@katherinebailey erryone knows the Irish ain't got no soul, girlfrieeeeeeend

via Twitter for Mac in reply to katherinebailey

@katherinebailey a review? how about: "lots of code, confusing. probably pretentious nonsense. 3 stars."

via Twitter for Mac in reply to katherinebailey

if you're a website in 2013 that makes me verify an email address in a form that disallows pasting, you're an asshole

via Twitter for Mac

@flickiter ohhhh awesome! I'm gonna be bringing back a separate bag with Mintons and Bonsoy :D!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter might do, not sure if I'll get to Sydney.. if I do you guys will know about it :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter heh, tomorrow (touch down lunch on Thursday AU time)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter ahah that makes more sense.. pity I don't fly back through LAX

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter does FlyAway bus to Union Station, then train it from there sound right?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter ahaha, awesome, I'll see what I'm in the mood for. how'd you get there? bus?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter ahaha it looks like it will kill me! that before 16h on a plane seems like a bad idea, haha

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter yessss. what's @Doomies like? I was probably just going to aim for @RealFoodDaily

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@oh_pies les carottes sont-elles cuites ? non !

via Twitter for Mac in reply to oh_pies

@ratkins ahhh, they ring a bell for DSL actually. nice.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@moodfornoodles awesome! I'll try to suss it out. and I'm not 100% I'll get to Melbourne, but there's a post office everywhere :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to moodfornoodles

@moodfornoodles how long was your layover? I have ~5 hours, 6-11pm. probably rush hour traffic :( I'll sort tings!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to moodfornoodles

@oh_pies in the meantime, what about Léguman? https://t.co/VCSikr1g

via Twitter for Mac

@moodfornoodles hey what food did you guys find at/near LAX? also, want anything from this side of the Pacific?

via Twitter for Mac

@RealFoodDaily I guess your LAX location isn't open (yet?) - any suggestions for vegan food at LAX? ~5hr layover!

via Twitter for Mac

@searchingfortao not sure, probably flu. I have a constant headache at the best of times, now I'm just broken. so uncomfortable all over

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to searchingfortao from Portland, OR

I managed 10 days into 2013 without painkillers. today I'm shaking and in pain, yaaaay

via Twitter for iPhone from Portland, OR

nzJayZee Also today I remixed buffy. pic.twitter.com/i7tOCtcX

via Janetter for Mac (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Jan 11th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

RT @futurecat: @n1k0 @notjosh Didn't you heard about PHP 6? It's gonna be LEGEN… wait for it………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

via Twitter for Mac

@Alex_v_Rowan there is a meet up on the 12th.. which doesn't help Jordan, but you're obviously welcome to come!

via Twitter for Android in reply to Alex_v_Rowan from Portland, OR

@silpeen oh yeah, that's not a phone at all

via Twitter for Mac in reply to silpeen

@silpeen @MTBikerTim pretty bad dick drawing. windows phone?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to silpeen

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