The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

June 2012

@Meggs428 if you end up with a spare couch, let me know :)

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Meggs428 from New York, NY

@Meggs428 whoa! wasted no time, that's super positive!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Meggs428 from New York, NY

@Meggs428 fingers still crossed! it seems overall positive, esp if they're getting you back for more!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Meggs428 from New York, NY

@Hunter I guess I/O wasn't as impressive as people hoped? :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Hunter

people seem so hyped about Apple allowing Chrome and it reaching no.1 on App Store. remember when @opera did that already?

via Twitter for Mac

beautiful lightning and thunder over NYC at the moment. 5am and staring out the window at the storm, watching the city wake up

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@scarlettyo fuck cancer with rusted nails through a stick

via Twitter for Mac in reply to scarlettyo

@tothewestside @popegabrielle @nickymreid I haven't eaten them yet. but now I'm reserved about it. but I don't hate regular Daiya. next week

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

huh. the @instagram web UI has been updated. lovely!

via Twitter for Mac

@Meggs428 oh man! wasting no time! fingers super crossed for you :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Meggs428

@andrewpascoe "they" say that blue is as good as green but iuno. I like seeing green. ymmv, but it's easy for me to go from blue->red/yellow

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewpascoe

@andrewpascoe open activity monitor, click system memory tab, see how much green you have..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to andrewpascoe

@Bozzified wait, what? a couple of things were "oh, about time", but nothing really blew me away (neither did wwdc keynote either though)

via Twitter for Mac

@tothewestside mushrooms, laundry, uhhhhh.. probably other stuff

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside not anymore they don't. conquered the shit out of that fear

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside I guess that makes sense. you're so smart, mashka!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside I saw it in the shop the other day…but I'm afraid :(

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside whoa. weren't they stale by now? fresh corn thins are 100000x betterer

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

@tothewestside corn thins. you're still okay in my books.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to tothewestside

the giveaway is only thing all day that got a real cheer..

via Twitter for Mac

Google still found a way to include dairy in 4.1

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@ratkins I had a feeling that went on to some extent as is - not sure how formalised it ever was though..

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@Emmelinecady @paprikapapaya can we watch nascar or something? I mean, it feels like something I should be all America'd up for

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

@paprikapapaya @Emmelinecady haha, well the world of tots are a mystery to me, so adding nachos is a mindblowing revelation

via Twitter for Mac in reply to paprikapapaya

@Emmelinecady @paprikapapaya what is a totchos? all I see in that is "tcho", so that makes me happy

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Emmelinecady

@FRENDEN search was useless, but it's listed in the 'featured' tab fyi

via Twitter for Mac in reply to FRENDEN

@flickiter I was amazed they were there at all, haha

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@flickiter ha, seeing the workshop on the page you linked. so weird. smallest world

via Twitter for Mac

CookSuck

via web (retweeted on 3:57 AM, Jun 26th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

mundanity @notjosh I hate you.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:25 AM, Jun 26th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

Hilary Duff playing on the radio at whole foods. this place is perfect.

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

I have no idea who, but the crowd of people taking pictures on their phones make me think I just walked by someone famous

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@erinwiko and with that, you're now on a CIA blacklist for terror threats :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to erinwiko

@Brightbluegirl I didn't even check that, haha. I'll google later!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Brightbluegirl from Manhattan, NY

times square at 3am on a Sunday night pic.twitter.com/xEBX4CuY

via Twitter for iPhone from Manhattan, NY

@osobinka haha yeah, but the accent makes it all worth it. you gawt a prawblem, ayushole?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Queens, NY

haha, I'm not even in NYC from the airport yet, already copped a 'fucking asshole, have you got a problem with me?'

via Twitter for iPhone from Queens, NY

declandebarra @notjosh ha! Fuck plans.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Jun 24th, 2012 via Twitter for iPhone)

@declandebarra you ask as though I have plans.. I like LA though, so probably eventually when I'm done out east

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Queens, NY

@declandebarra the big snapple! tour de USA, until somewhere decides to give me a visa

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to declandebarra from Queens, NY

I'm currently in Minneapolis. I don't know where that is.

via Twitter for iPhone from Fort Snelling, MN

only half an hour late. I may make my connection after all

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@idleglory frozen poutine with the skin on. shaken, not stirred.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to idleglory from California, US

@osobinka it'll be a short book. each sentence will end in "and he was a total wanker" or similar

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

@idleglory am I a horrible person for never having had poutine?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to idleglory from California, US

@osobinka haha that will all add to their pity for you

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

guy next to me is standing suspiciously close to the plant. probably peeing.

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@osobinka apple are pretty good at replacing hardware things. turn up in your wwdc jacket and start crying..

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from California, US

the person responsible for the delay just showed up to a round of applause and a passenger shouting at her to relax

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

ALL of my chocolate is in checked luggage :( this is a disaster :(

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

plane scheduled for departure in three minutes ago. still yet to start boarding. yessss airports are awesome

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@istellochka I'll give it a shot on someone I know first :P

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to istellochka from California, US

people in line with me are speaking Russian. it's taking a lot of willpower to not query them on my newly learned offensive Russian words

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@slobirdrop I was at some decent dinner tonight. czech path!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to slobirdrop

successful train naps riding BART to SFO

via Twitter for iPhone from California, US

@Emmelinecady I don't follow your logic, but I will blindly accept it!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Emmelinecady from Oakland, CA

@miscdebris @for_esme @zuckerbaby AT&T "gophone" will give you unlimited texting, 250mins calls and 1gb of data for $50. not bad considering

via Twitter for iPhone from Oakland, CA

just got ID'd. flattering!

via Twitter for iPhone from Oakland, CA

@rblimey is this your prediction for the British swimmers at the games?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rblimey

@iamantigirl I've spent the last year feeling unsettled in Europe, so I've really enjoyed this. here's hoping for more

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamantigirl from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@iamantigirl it's been pretty great, though I think it's my fourth time here. I've felt settled, things have felt familiar

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamantigirl from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@iamantigirl good! last day in SF today. luckily there are blue skies :) how's your universe?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to iamantigirl

@osobinka what do you mean? not eat more chocolate? this is a concept I don't understand..

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@osobinka you better eat it then :) and I heard it's raining a bunch in NYC

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@erinwiko psh, YOU WILL FIND SOME WAY TO AVOID ME, even if we're in the same room :D

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erinwiko from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@ZuckerBaby haha I'll probably cross paths with them soon enough, so I'll beat whoever I need to with a stick :)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ZuckerBaby

@ratkins yarr, I retired my c2d Air because 4gb wasn't enough. it's in Utrecht :) about to buy an 8gb Air soon though!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

BanksyIdeas Stencil of the Olympic rings, but the middle one's a bumhole. That's how satire works, yeah?

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:57 AM, Jun 23rd, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@ratkins did the 2011 Airs ever have 8gb? I thought that was a 2012 addition

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ratkins

@osobinka I'm about four blocks from home now - i found a way through :D traffic and lights and stuff. happy!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Lake Street, San Francisco

@osobinka I went for dinner, then wanted to take a walk.. went to see the golden gate bridge :) adventure!

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Presidio, San Francisco

@osobinka trying :) but the roads through presidio are ridiculous. haven't seen another soul wandering in hours now

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to osobinka from Presidio, San Francisco

literally walking around in the dark. this place really wasn't made for night time tourists

via Twitter for iPhone from Presidio, San Francisco

@sylmobile oh I have my s100 for pics. just can't upload until I'm at a laptop

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sylmobile from Presidio, San Francisco

@sylmobile it's lovely! too dark for iPhone camera though. but even gates have speakers that shout at me. dark stairwells. creepy.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sylmobile from Presidio, San Francisco

pretty much everything about the golden gate bridge, alone, at night time is terrifying

via Twitter for iPhone from Presidio, San Francisco

the words "spank bank" just happened

via Twitter for iPhone from Central Richmond, San Francisco

@silpeen I hear way more than I want to, and I'm on the other side of the universe or whatever. there's no escaping

via Twitter for Mac in reply to silpeen

@pr1001 yeah, everyone knows to use /dev/urandom these days ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to pr1001

@osobinka at my wedding, I'm going to say "I suppose"

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@osobinka well, nothing if you ask me. but I don't make the laws here ;[

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@osobinka pretty sure there are laws against that sort of thing there :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@ratkins heh, I had the same thing recently (I wanted ams->sfo). for about $750 total, I booked ams->yvr on Air Transat, yvr->sfo on Westjet

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ratkins from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@paprikapapaya it's like 11 degrees, predicted max of 13 or something :( that's what I expect of winter, no kidding

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paprikapapaya from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@silpeen no silverlight. at all. ever. my day is therefore always better

via Twitter for Mac in reply to silpeen

@egyptynlvr you dropped the ball on that one, Steve

via Twitter for Mac in reply to egyptynlvr

@osobinka haha, well, seeing people with Android phones had me even more lost if that counts :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@airbnb 1 week is apparently less than three days? I can't book, it looks like a bug: https://t.co/cISV615v

via Twitter for Mac

@flickiter there is no. excuse. for not stealing the bonsoy van.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flickiter from Inner Richmond, San Francisco

@flickiter AND YOU DID NOT HIJACK IT WHY? drive it over the ocean to me! I'll greet you with fieldroast+daiya toasties

via Twitter for Mac in reply to flickiter

@osobinka haha, followed by a punch to the ballz. that always works :D

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

a room full of developers. no jackets with "12" on the back. this is confusing ;[

via Twitter for iPhone from Potrero, San Francisco

hanging at @Airbnb, watching @holman talk about github!

via Twitter for iPhone from Potrero, San Francisco

tooling around with tizen. definitely not ready for the prime time.. pic.twitter.com/qKAwMocc

via Twitter for iPhone from Potrero, San Francisco

@osobinka being grown up sounds so boringgggggggg though

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@osobinka pssh fine! you can take your duck and be offended then. seeee if I care!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@osobinka psssht, a duck's legs are below it. the legs on top of the duck aren't so interesting :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@thijsdamen not busy, nup :) just working. you're totally more than welcome. 318A 3rd Ave

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thijsdamen

@osobinka best legs I've even seen on a duck, obviously :P

via Twitter for Mac in reply to osobinka

@thijsdamen make it just before 7. the talk runs 7-8

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thijsdamen

@thijsdamen my US number is +1 415-583-5318. probably food about 8.. or I can just give you keys if you want to come straight here

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thijsdamen

@thijsdamen tomorrow night? I'll be at this http://t.co/hM7HPDdI, then grabbing a bite with a mate.. you're welcome to come along to either

via Twitter for Mac

@thijsdamen as in, I have an apartment with a spare couch if you want a few hours of naps.. I'm around Geary & 3rd Ave if you'd like

via Twitter for Mac in reply to thijsdamen

@thijsdamen yo, saw you don't want a hotel before a flight or something? if it's out of SF, I have an Airbnb place if you want the couch..

via Twitter for Mac

winner of the most appealing shop front in the history of the universe goes to.. pic.twitter.com/EO1IxGD8

via Twitter for iPhone from Laurel Heights, San Francisco

@your_algebra @flickiter American potato is probably inferior

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to oh_pies from Anza Vista, San Francisco

well waxed floor + clean socks = all fun and games until the inevitable crashing into something (explaining my currently sore toe)

via Twitter for Mac

@makedoandmendyo haha, that's probably the best deal I've ever heard. I'd trade a lot of those donuts too ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to makedoandmendyo

@SJKynes dipping speculoos bikkies into hot chocolate is pretty great. I think it'd be painfully sweet made WITH speculoos though, haha

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SJKynes

@SJKynes I'm down to one jar :[ the trade-off between 'ugh heavy' and 'omnom tasty' is a dreadful one

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SJKynes

@SJKynes you're so close but so far from the land of 'loos :[

via Twitter for Mac in reply to SJKynes

I love the "oh MAN that feels good" when playing with a UI I'm building

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"When the curtains are done, I will make either jam or robots."

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@ellamorton UGH NO NO NO NO NFAOSOSAfkjdlal;kfja;fsnfdv

via Twitter for Mac in reply to ellamorton

@ellamorton ugh, after reading this about squids, they can fuck right off: http://t.co/BPMq34ZX

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