@alienmelon oh dang, I saw the photo of you folks and was excited that “cool, some diversity on the new platform†a… https://t.co/8P0FXKMDmi
@justMaku I wish :(
@Emmelinecady eye bag
peanut butter on crumpets y/n?
on one hand, my Nan is very old and very sweet and very adorable
on the other hand, apparently climate change is nonsense
well, fuck
@janklausa :')
@RachaelHasIdeas Berlin was doing vegan #DemocracySausage each day during pre-poll!!
@RachaelHasIdeas hey, I'm one of those! doing my bit to add to the clusterfuck
about to take off on a 15 hour flight and the election will be called midway. the whole plane will find out when we… https://t.co/QTqJeiM9vK
@strawberryrock I was so mad I had to wait week to week for the episodes holy shit it was good
@earthxsucks tosh 2.0
@pjf it's one of the few times I'm glad I got roots in the ACT
@MYDISCOMYDISCO I'm mad I'm missing you in Berlin again, dammit. flying to Australia today of all places. enjoy the city!
@BrittA2211 I used to drink like a litre a day, then one day it just started tasting bad and haven't really touched… https://t.co/ERGH9mgxJe
@BrittA2211 fark
@BrittA2211 what's it cost in Oz these days?
@paprikapapaya bit jealous
whoa, cool: Canberra set to recognise animals as 'sentient beings' that are able to feel and perceive in Australian… https://t.co/1qQzDvj7Bl
YTMND is gone forever? https://t.co/4YnferEcg8 :( it was full of A Lot Of Bad but it'll be in my heart forever
@Emmelinecady your talents were wasted there
@Emmelinecady saaAAAAAAAAALT institute*
@hirojin @fredericmarx @endocrimes @slsoftworks it's happened to me with a single A4 piece of paper, where they'd w… https://t.co/zoUI6ySeip
@endocrimes that happened to me in Berlin! my lizard brain moved my phone before I realised, and it was only after… https://t.co/nEyOVfOEDq
@Emmelinecady first u were hiving
now u r thriving
@earthxsucks how many unread mate
@janklausa that was me on the day before I left town :< no regrets, but it's nice to know it's not just me
@janklausa @bookymargoof you’re not the boss of me
HEHEHEHEH pic.twitter.com/TXC8XHLky7
@steveriggins my bank stores the CVC digitally, and you can regenerate it if you’re worried. pretty neat for sure
@charlesv @ztiworoh @stephencoyle my reaction to this news: https://t.co/kJ5V45w5bL
@a2 @_alexaubry !!!!!
@nzJayZee sounds like the name of a drink
@HanneyChris yyyyyep, wasn’t proud of that ballot paper yesterday. scary :/
@HanneyChris fuckin right? it was bizarre voting yesterday, wondering if I’ve come so far that regular pollies seem… https://t.co/q6Ci8M8hxP
@RandiBop nice! I've got a week before flying to Oz next Friday \o/
@RandiBop on your way in or out?
@RandiBop already been! was there under 24h
I’m on a bus and there’s 2-1 seating and has a little refreshments area at the back! when did bus travel get so lus… https://t.co/Sukyr3ZXeZ
@earthxsucks ...why not?
@lagusta (in Australian English, you can use "root" instead of "fuck", i.e. "I'm rooted", or "fancy a root?", etc etc)
@lagusta what!!!! you're gonna have to give up that Australian citizenship
@ashfurrow welp, it was up there as one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. grab a ticket if you’re even… https://t.co/iKZlGQUiGq
👠thank@Palleasepic.twitter.com/d029JgkJxCJxC
@ashfurrow what are the odds you’re catching Discrete Figures tonight?
@ekurutepe HA!
never not funny for an Australian pic.twitter.com/Cv10t6Qfvk
@AusAmbVIE @AusElectoralCom any democracy sausages on offer?
DrFNFurter ... pation.
DrFNFurter I see you shiver with antici ...
@GeekAndDad I've ordered one :>
@coveloper yeah! the speech recognition for the slurred speech was such a nice touch. really into that, and a great… https://t.co/TL94pScFug
@Emmelinecady ok ok softboi chos
@Emmelinecady lasangnchos soft enough??????
@Emmelinecady sick we gotta blend up a donut later in the week
@sylmobile @Uber they're not exactly known for being the best company going around. fuck them off ey
@ashfurrow I'm disappointed, mostly in myself, for not seeing that coming ðŸ‘
@janklausa was a sausage even on the cards for your """""democracy""" anyway??????
@Iberia I just got an SMS about a strike at MAD, but can't find any information about which days it will occur. can… https://t.co/SvYAz59WkO
@HanneyChris ok but: does the mustard go on top of, or under the sausage?
@HanneyChris but the Berlin embassy is doing democracy sausages this yearrrrrr and I want one???? they're even doing vegan ones?
I am SOMEWHAT disappointed that I'll miss out on a democracy sausage this election cycle
@flickiter 🤞
@flickiter yeah, I'd been suspecting mine for a while :< bodies sure are fun
@flickiter hey, I started on thyroid meds just a couple of weeks ago! join the club
@workingkills DAY 2: not murdered yet
@TrulsSkeie haha, sounds like a business idea...
@tealandpurple eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@jfpoole can't wait for a Spanish operating system called churrOS
@Emmelinecady just like gilmore girls
@debedee death by churros is how I’m gonna go tbh
@amandalcormier ¡tres bien!
guess I’ll find out later cos right now it’s churros time
airbnb or murder dungeon or both pic.twitter.com/NUbia9dlYV
@endocrimes "the coffee machine!!!!!!!!!!"
@rodzajowo that would make sense!
@tealandpurple oh interesting. human remains can’t melt steel beams?????
@bookymargoof you were lookin dang fancy tbF
@nancycdhill oh! that’s good context, makes sense
@Beryllium9 ahhh, interesting! that seems perhaps along the right lines. in both cases ;)
@irldexter ahhhh, interesting, I could see that being individual airline policy but not a system-wide thing? maybe? but I like the thinking
jesus, the numbers here are massive: “Half Of Cancer Patients Struggle To Seek Help Because They Want To ‘Stay Stro… https://t.co/ZiMQAXIgA9
@RachaelHasIdeas yeah, I just…they’re ashes! it’s barely “human†at that point. not that I need t transport any, ju… https://t.co/Vyayzil1Nh
@irldexter how? it's just...ashes? by that point, all relevant documents would have been issued?
does anyone know why cremated ashes are "special item" for airlines, and they require a death certificate? there's… https://t.co/bsyLj9Vns3
@KTamas I remember the whole “you’re holding it wrong†thing and not even realising there was an issue???
@KTamas safe travels! 👋
@debedee @PaulaSimone @Epidiah what a good boy
@debedee I wouldn’t dream of spoiling anything with Vegemite, only improving
@debedee I have two decks of crumpets for brekky :P
@debedee yeah I thought about grabbing a roadie for later, but it’ll get mashed in my bag :< maybe tomorrow when I lighten my load!
just happened upon a @GreggsOfficial with a mountain of vegan snag rolls for the first time. they’re perfect and fi… https://t.co/b45zevzqkM
@manatboring good sipping form. 10/10
@manatboring ah, more the “Jim†type
@manatboring are you a James perchance?
@_allmyfault @manatboring the hero we need. thank you, Bailey
@manatboring perhaps you could set up a mailing list for future occurrences? I’d think about subscribing
@manatboring oh no did I miss it? I need more warning :<
@andrewn nono it’s like a code comment:
// TODO: flavour
@andrewn NUEVO ✨
@charlesv super bread
@charlesv would you prefer Super “Apathy Bread†Hell or Apathy “Super Hell†Bread
@oh_pies same
@tealandpurple dammit. explain yourselves, @AusHouseLondon !
@tealandpurple do...you know if all embassies are doing democracy sausages? maybe London will have vegan ones???
@tealandpurple FUCKING. REALLY? that's kind of amazing
@nzJayZee @halfwrittentale vs 14yo kid with some dumped db from poorly configured server
@nzJayZee @halfwrittentale use a password manager, ya dingus
@ratkins mate you can't rock if you don't enroll
@ratkins you’ll be back next week to vote anyway yeah?
@gilfer mate.
RT @DroidAlexandra: Just take a moment today to enjoy the beauty of Kreuzberg without cars! https://t.co/fVMkhTqI06
@lukehopewell accessibility is the main reason I can think of, and a huge thing not to discount. Apple devices defi… https://t.co/LxHoznyGqa
@ratkins strewth bloke, she'll be apples ay love, fair dinkum
@lizduckchong @ZuckerBaby "what do u mean men can get breast cancer"
@baetoforever exPLAIN yourself! where are you these days?
@nancycdhill ONE DAY
@baetoforever wait since when are you in texas