The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

May 2019

@alienmelon oh dang, I saw the photo of you folks and was excited that “cool, some diversity on the new platform” a… https://t.co/8P0FXKMDmi

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on one hand, my Nan is very old and very sweet and very adorable
on the other hand, apparently climate change is nonsense

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@RachaelHasIdeas Berlin was doing vegan each day during pre-poll!!

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@RachaelHasIdeas hey, I'm one of those! doing my bit to add to the clusterfuck

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about to take off on a 15 hour flight and the election will be called midway. the whole plane will find out when we… https://t.co/QTqJeiM9vK

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@strawberryrock I was so mad I had to wait week to week for the episodes holy shit it was good

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@pjf it's one of the few times I'm glad I got roots in the ACT

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@MYDISCOMYDISCO I'm mad I'm missing you in Berlin again, dammit. flying to Australia today of all places. enjoy the city!

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@BrittA2211 I used to drink like a litre a day, then one day it just started tasting bad and haven't really touched… https://t.co/ERGH9mgxJe

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whoa, cool: Canberra set to recognise animals as 'sentient beings' that are able to feel and perceive in Australian… https://t.co/1qQzDvj7Bl

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YTMND is gone forever? https://t.co/4YnferEcg8 :( it was full of A Lot Of Bad but it'll be in my heart forever

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@hirojin @fredericmarx @endocrimes @slsoftworks it's happened to me with a single A4 piece of paper, where they'd w… https://t.co/zoUI6ySeip

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@endocrimes that happened to me in Berlin! my lizard brain moved my phone before I realised, and it was only after… https://t.co/nEyOVfOEDq

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@janklausa that was me on the day before I left town :< no regrets, but it's nice to know it's not just me

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@steveriggins my bank stores the CVC digitally, and you can regenerate it if you’re worried. pretty neat for sure

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@HanneyChris yyyyyep, wasn’t proud of that ballot paper yesterday. scary :/

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@HanneyChris fuckin right? it was bizarre voting yesterday, wondering if I’ve come so far that regular pollies seem… https://t.co/q6Ci8M8hxP

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@RandiBop nice! I've got a week before flying to Oz next Friday \o/

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I’m on a bus and there’s 2-1 seating and has a little refreshments area at the back! when did bus travel get so lus… https://t.co/Sukyr3ZXeZ

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@lagusta (in Australian English, you can use "root" instead of "fuck", i.e. "I'm rooted", or "fancy a root?", etc etc)

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@lagusta what!!!! you're gonna have to give up that Australian citizenship

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@ashfurrow welp, it was up there as one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. grab a ticket if you’re even… https://t.co/iKZlGQUiGq

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@ashfurrow what are the odds you’re catching Discrete Figures tonight?

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DrFNFurter ... pation.

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DrFNFurter I see you shiver with antici ...

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@coveloper yeah! the speech recognition for the slurred speech was such a nice touch. really into that, and a great… https://t.co/TL94pScFug

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@Emmelinecady sick we gotta blend up a donut later in the week

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@sylmobile @Uber they're not exactly known for being the best company going around. fuck them off ey

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@ashfurrow I'm disappointed, mostly in myself, for not seeing that coming 👏

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@janklausa was a sausage even on the cards for your """""democracy""" anyway??????

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@Iberia I just got an SMS about a strike at MAD, but can't find any information about which days it will occur. can… https://t.co/SvYAz59WkO

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@HanneyChris ok but: does the mustard go on top of, or under the sausage?

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@HanneyChris but the Berlin embassy is doing democracy sausages this yearrrrrr and I want one???? they're even doing vegan ones?

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I am SOMEWHAT disappointed that I'll miss out on a democracy sausage this election cycle

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@flickiter yeah, I'd been suspecting mine for a while :< bodies sure are fun

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@flickiter hey, I started on thyroid meds just a couple of weeks ago! join the club

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@jfpoole can't wait for a Spanish operating system called churrOS

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@debedee death by churros is how I’m gonna go tbh

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guess I’ll find out later cos right now it’s churros time

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@tealandpurple oh interesting. human remains can’t melt steel beams?????

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@Beryllium9 ahhh, interesting! that seems perhaps along the right lines. in both cases ;)

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@irldexter ahhhh, interesting, I could see that being individual airline policy but not a system-wide thing? maybe? but I like the thinking

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jesus, the numbers here are massive: “Half Of Cancer Patients Struggle To Seek Help Because They Want To ‘Stay Stro… https://t.co/ZiMQAXIgA9

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@RachaelHasIdeas yeah, I just…they’re ashes! it’s barely “human” at that point. not that I need t transport any, ju… https://t.co/Vyayzil1Nh

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@irldexter how? it's just...ashes? by that point, all relevant documents would have been issued?

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does anyone know why cremated ashes are "special item" for airlines, and they require a death certificate? there's… https://t.co/bsyLj9Vns3

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@KTamas I remember the whole “you’re holding it wrong” thing and not even realising there was an issue???

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@debedee I wouldn’t dream of spoiling anything with Vegemite, only improving

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@debedee I have two decks of crumpets for brekky :P

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@debedee yeah I thought about grabbing a roadie for later, but it’ll get mashed in my bag :< maybe tomorrow when I lighten my load!

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just happened upon a @GreggsOfficial with a mountain of vegan snag rolls for the first time. they’re perfect and fi… https://t.co/b45zevzqkM

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@manatboring perhaps you could set up a mailing list for future occurrences? I’d think about subscribing

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@andrewn nono it’s like a code comment:

// TODO: flavour

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@charlesv would you prefer Super “Apathy Bread” Hell or Apathy “Super Hell” Bread

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@tealandpurple do...you know if all embassies are doing democracy sausages? maybe London will have vegan ones???

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@nzJayZee @halfwrittentale vs 14yo kid with some dumped db from poorly configured server

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@ratkins mate you can't rock if you don't enroll

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@ratkins you’ll be back next week to vote anyway yeah?

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RT @DroidAlexandra: Just take a moment today to enjoy the beauty of Kreuzberg without cars! https://t.co/fVMkhTqI06

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@lukehopewell accessibility is the main reason I can think of, and a huge thing not to discount. Apple devices defi… https://t.co/LxHoznyGqa

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@ratkins strewth bloke, she'll be apples ay love, fair dinkum

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@baetoforever exPLAIN yourself! where are you these days?

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@baetoforever wait since when are you in texas

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