The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

September 2016

@janklausa @ericaavey tbh I thought about it, but mostly because it’s true. it’s where I’d find it

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@instagram hi! are posts still supposed to be shown out of order? it’s really weird and confusing. thanks!

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if your React Native project is in a subfolder and you can’t see assets, add `rnpm: { ios: { project: ../Some.xcodeproj } }` in project.json

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@brentriddell @n26 s…staging? that’s bad news to see in a production app.

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so @janklausa is probably starting a metal band so I made a logo https://t.co/WmlGandT9B

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@ashfurrow oh. if only there were only one of everything, that’d solve our problems. death to diversity!

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@HanneyChris didn’t help that you couldn’t stop yourself shouting “NANDO’S PERI PERI CHICKEN” over and over

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@punchesbears is cocaine bear sim a thing yet?

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is there a [ Space Commander] for Swift these days?

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@flickiter aw man, I miss that place a lot. I went there v.often, haha

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@Politepix @moepgetier I was picking up a phone I’d paid for. should be easy. half dozen people push in ahead of me at the pickup area. fun!

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@moepgetier @Politepix it was just yesterday I was complaining how bad the Apple retail experience is these days, at least in Berlin

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@justMaku have you actually ever used protobuf? :P

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@samgrover @cabel there’s a packet in my kitchen at the moment!

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@samgrover yeah! I noticed it in GM, never in betas. weird!

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@ratkins “but oh boy does it run everywhere, and everyone is productive in it”

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@cosmocatalano it shits me to no end. give me a script for 2 pills, not 40, and give them to me when I request infrequently.

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whewww, looks like Android Studio 2.2 is a huge release. GPU debugger, UI test recorder, vastly improved layout editor. cool stuff!

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@justMaku a) buddy up! b) start simple! throw a WIP PR up and ask for help, if you need :)

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@andy_matuschak aces. I’m joining a team that (mostly) know/use React, so RN seems like a good bridge

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@andy_matuschak would you feel the same if you were starting from scratch on something? (ie is that risk in migration? or is it absolute?)

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@samgrover image recognition/categorisation, probably?

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@andy_matuschak hiya! any 140-char-or-less update to your cross platform adventures of late?

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finally! I can remap caps to backspace on Sierra again: https://t.co/pdO6Of7vaX

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@HanneyChris you SUCK. get off the stage i love you don’t leave me 5 stars

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@rafifyalda I totally didn’t realise that was tomorrow. I guess priorities have shifted, ha.

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@janklausa just love lookin’ at bowels, huh

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@HanneyChris great. I’ll be in Deutsch-side by then. thanks for nothing, AGAIN

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@HanneyChris tourist route down by Namur in some castle for the night, then tourist route up near Eindhoven tonight pic.twitter.com/0BzHLHiBrR

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@HanneyChris it’s usually okay when you’re not also responsible for a ton of motorised metal

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@HanneyChris unrelated, but oh boy was it surprisingly unnerving in Wallonia where I barely understood written words?!

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@HanneyChris it was a time when I realised “oh I’m really awkward and bad in front of cameras”. no amount of free credit is worth it :(

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@HanneyChris I only bought four mustards, so I guess you’re more Brand Aware™ than I am

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@HanneyChris “we’re looking for Australians that have moved to Berlin” was the pitch

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@HanneyChris I got an Amazon voucher and a bunch of credit, so it worked out okay :D

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@HanneyChris how was that even released, goddddd no I must crawl into a hole now

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@craigwinslow aw man, I was in town just last week. ships in the night!

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@ratkins it’s fiiiine. been on my daily driver since June

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@HanneyChris ha, they were all waiting for food. wasn’t far off after all

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using the Dutch that @ijansch taught me years ago. I’m probably basically fluent. almost. kind of.

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@PhilipSoos @DDsD that chart seems reaaaaally inaccuarate, having had leases in 4 countries represented there

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@ratkins @samuelgoodwin @ashfurrow isn’t half the goodness in the wrist sensors? and detecting body contact for Pay etc?

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@justMaku wouldn’t be the first time. luckily that kinda thing isn’t so important to me :P

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@justMaku matte 128 plus, 5-11 October for me

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@justMaku ah. site is up, and ordered. weeee

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@ratkins @tweetbot (the Tumblr app does it. it’s nice!)

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@paprikapapaya come to Australia in December then. or Belgium on the weekend!

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@paprikapapaya hell fuckin yeah. weirdly I was thinking about a trip there this week but London had better flight deals :f

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@ratkins nup, I’m in London and not even watching it

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@elefantacastile “we have some leftover budget for an intern, hmm”

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soya later, Austria. mate. strewth.

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@BrittA2211 dead serious. print newspaper otoh is rubbish. mostly because the content, not they medium itself though

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@BrittA2211 of course not! my favourite publications are all dead tree publications

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@CastIrony hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nintendo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

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@acht 70% chance I will steal said chocolate

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