The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @notjosh ever

August 2019

@ustwogames (there’s literally no way to lose the intro, and yet I don’t have full lives..so I guess it didn’t technically fully reset?!)

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@ustwogames my Two Dots just reset itself back to the start :< is there any way to restore my progress? pic.twitter.com/OFiLG8QRG9

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@GeekAndDad I went to the PSU one and was overwhelmed - wayyyy busier than I remembered it :(

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@BrittA2211 @thomas_violence my favourite is still one that me and @Emmelinecady found on the autobahn that has DON… https://t.co/6HUvtOlZF0

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@KTamas literally the only redeeming feature of the fahrenheit scale

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@doodlebeth I usually just wedge a fork/knife under it - never even thought there'd be a tool for it! will follow the thread!

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@MYDISCOMYDISCO @BerlinAtonal pretty fuckin' mad I'm not in town for this show, damn

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@fdotsanchez tbh most of the systems seem pretty disconnected unless you’re, uh, of “”interest””” to them

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@earthxsucks I can’t get citizenship without giving up my Australian

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@earthxsucks I was gonna say something about being jealous because EU, but :( god that’s such a bummertown. my UK f… https://t.co/rqCZ4pqyd2

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@earthxsucks clearly it’s because you have a UK passport or whatever some bullshit about “lol only a REAL australia… https://t.co/mfNywN0eQy

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@earthxsucks end of an era. just investing in pluggers these days too, like me?

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@earthxsucks what’s your shoe collection like tho

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it’s straight up impossible to do a scooby doo impression using your inside voice

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@jordanpattern I’ve been meaning to go to IKEA, so like, heck yes

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bought some juice for folks outside of Safeway, so now my name is Juice Man fyi

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just heard @mariekehardy say “problematic” as “probbo” and it brought the most perfect ocker tear to my eye

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@debedee @paprikapapaya holy fuck yes, sign me up for a squirrel party

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@jordanpattern aw heck yea. I'm 187cm, usually on a 57-58cm road frame, depending. things are generallllly cheaper… https://t.co/OMZk0kAWTI

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@cfsmtbation just catching up on this (timezones!) and jesus fucking christ what the absolute fuck. gotta be such a… https://t.co/O7czbEqfwu

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@rodzajowo not sure if it's super helpful rn, but just saw this: https://t.co/3IkUwsLhUd on the off chance you know… https://t.co/iAX24rRurN

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@jordanpattern already in town! got nothin' but my two feet and the biketown app tho

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@mad_alchemist definitely, chase me down if you find me :)

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@mad_alchemist yeah! one just launched itself across the footpath in front of me and scurried up a tree up to eye level

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@jordanpattern hi! have we got a preferred LBS around town these days and/or anyone best avoided?

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I’m still not over the novelty of squirrels just being like…everywhere in so many countries

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@endocrimes I read that as “job title” and nodded my head anyway

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@ZazzyV "Mum......I need to tell you something......." ":( it's ok honey"

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@Gwladruns @dimsimkitty Liz, I know you don’t think much of Australia, but that’s a low blow #gravystandardscommission

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@earthxsucks barefoot running and barefoot office meetings 2k19

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@earthxsucks some cool adidas slip ons maybe, go full sporto

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@k_katsumi sort of related, but here's what I've managed to create so far with the library! https://t.co/AvJdLuFB6N

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@k_katsumi hi! I've started tracking issues/regressions on GitHub. if you'd rather me just ping you, or if you want… https://t.co/iIzMHZntNh

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@earthxsucks MRIs are gr8 because they sound like NES games

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@RachaelHasIdeas @Westpac super suss when an incoming call asks me for details. it it's gotta be a phone call, I'll… https://t.co/33xv40qz8x

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@maxhasadhd @Movie_App I've been having a _lot_ of fun with it at $dayjob. this view is a single compositional layo… https://t.co/fT18wLztrw

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@endocrimes I reeeeaaally enjoy the Pixel 3a I got as a device/Android as an OS. but I miss iMessage tho, and I don't trust Google at all :<

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@IsaChandra introducing……the possible burger

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some days I’m just so incredibly proud of the internet
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@Beryllium9 that’s just the standard Apple .plist serialisation format, not generally for human consumption fwiw

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@Emmelinecady it's almost like........it's.................artificial gatekeeping???????????????

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@hexpet_ wtf I hope this is rhetorical and you preemptively swiped hella right on ol' grape boi

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@omaryak I mean, they almost certainly will. I know people's accounts that have been closed with money still in the… https://t.co/HKnpDVRYfa

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UICollectionViewCompositionalLayout is n e a t

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@omaryak wouldn’t get too excited. they’re a fairly shitty company, with fairly shitty investors, and not the great… https://t.co/yTGOuPAC9f

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@janklausa @lazerwalker eh, I tried using tabs in Xcode for a while, but it got in my way _far more_ thank it ever… https://t.co/zOHUz5jju9

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@lazerwalker @janklausa basically that, yeah. if you're lucky enough to be using IB at the time, there's some blank… https://t.co/NU1F3HiPFy

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@janklausa completely clones the current UI for some reason, and usually locks the UI for several seconds. mostly.… https://t.co/Eq7K0O0d8s

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@ashfurrow It Gets Worse! Xcode 11 breaks a bunch of handy shortcuts now too. this one is ruining my day: https://t.co/pRsNUf8Wva

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accidentally tapping ⌘-T in Xcode is always a wild ride

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@ksouth hey, same, except past tense. sucks a bunch. internet hugs.

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@BIKETOWNpdx hi pals! I parked at a hub (w/ pics, if necessary), but was dinged $2 for parking a block or two up th… https://t.co/CHttY49FEV

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@janklausa yeah I own an iPhone too (the Taylor Swift Preferred Device) what's your point

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@IsaChandra why do that when they can instead dunk on vegan restaurants for making grievous minor mistakes!!!!

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@workingkills I really (really really) like this book, which touches on that, but with so so so much more relatable… https://t.co/qREI0zh7NJ

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@ZazzyV oh yeah, it’s a very deep thing, which is why I’m so stuck. I see all sides. not as a cop out but rather my… https://t.co/AtIvT0EXvb

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@ZazzyV yea. at that point it feels somewhat like the classic “conscientious folk should be having kids, to keep up… https://t.co/LPUlKAxZwp

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here’s a link to some coverage of it, if you’re curioaje.io/ch2lc109f

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@ZazzyV I feel like every recent generation has had a general “the world could end in our lifetime” situation, but… https://t.co/NFrUeTn8kV

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there was a gunman at a mosque in Norway yesterday, who was overpowered before killing anyone. it’s being investiga… https://t.co/UlxfNHkEPV

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@ZazzyV loosely related follow-up, if you feel like indulging????? but now that you’re on that side of parenthood,… https://t.co/OhfJzQNZ31

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@schwa worked in Australia a couple of decades ago eh. shocking. it’s almost like there’s evidence for it?

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@halfwrittensong oh jesus christ that’s even more horrifying, wow :<

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@DerrickTheSheep @Jet_Blakk @ratqueencartel yeah my home in Berlin has like 10 inch concrete walls. never heard any… https://t.co/Rk8a4LWvIA

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@oh_pies if I was your landlord I'd take bickies

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@oh_pies (someone brought bickies to an interview at an old job once which was the weirdest thing)

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@oh_pies 1.5 days worth of mittens and bickies to bring to the interview as gifts, good

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@oh_pies how many days in a row can you like....distract yourself with making bickies and knitting mittens

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@ericaavey is that like "use birth control, or face the consequences: a lesson in potential persons" or what

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@Emmelinecady it's a creaky old wooden building, so there's really no way to walk silently no matter what :<

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the comments in the HN post titled "Eat less meat: UN climate change report calls for change to human diet" are ver… https://t.co/Yc5ph6M0I2

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@schwa yeah, decent. I finally looked into my numbers last week (apartment, in Berlin) vs averages, and oh boy are… https://t.co/MX2aM660ar

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@schwa what's with the unit there? average 652w over the month, or?

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@strawberryrock yeah but you were making dinner for the dance party that was happening at the same time, right?????? (uhhghhhghghh)

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@irldexter yeah, defs not my favourite place on earth. as far as the country goes it's not too bad at least. fairly low bar though :<

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@Emmelinecady they mentioned something about dragging and dropping furniture, like, I think that was about moving/s… https://t.co/N4Ie7AKAtk

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@halfwrittensong jesus christ, that's awful. doubly so when you're super conscious of it and trying to walk on eggshells already :<

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@janklausa @KTamas I am.......tempted but also horrified to go and sniff my backpack

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@janklausa @KTamas and none of them are backpacks for some god forsaken reason?????????

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@fwrnando I’ll take it over the Apple card any day tbh :< it has a neat feature where you configure a separate PIN… https://t.co/z3lfxu7gm6

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@ZazzyV these are some heavy days. weirdly your tweets about raising a couple of reasonable and rational offspring is kinda reassuring???

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@charlesv iuno, I'm fairly sympathetic, but I can't control a cat? they do cat stuff sometimes. "I hear u, and yeah… https://t.co/TT39R5hHLo

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@CastIrony honestly just make your building with concrete and be done with it pls thx

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@charlesv honestly the issue just now was the (xtrem chonky) cat had a burst of energy and launched off several sur… https://t.co/DiDAUOfHgf

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if you're living above someone, generally fairly passively, but they complain that you're making a lot of noise (an… https://t.co/VH2b9cKM5E

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I guess it's time to watch HyperNormalisation again

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@HelmmNyc hi! your website says both “cruelty free” and “premium leather sourced from America’s heartland”. which is it?

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@KTamas @janklausa to be clear, the stupid rule here is: 32 character max, when my password was generated as 64 chars

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@KTamas @janklausa I use 1password, it's a-ok. it's just Apple making up stupid rules

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@leafwork yea, kinda tempted to set one up, but also, really cbf with the hassle :< decisionsssss

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everywourd prourevoulutiounary

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@KTamas the 10th of January was months ago, even :P

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@ZazzyV that is a thing that makes me go "hmmmMMMM" truly

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@charlesv solid, yeah. for the price I think I'll pop one in my kitchen instead of carrying my little bluetooth boi… https://t.co/kvyhDihZ0J

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@charlesv hello I hear you have a Symfonisk speaker of sorts and may have ~hot takes~ pls confirm

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@code42 hey pals, what form? love, Josh (and yes, I emailed, but still...what form?) pic.twitter.com/AL3JB8UTb8

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if you were me, hungry and and in San Francisco, where would you eat?

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